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jagugu88li:
Sharing is caring joor

come get some

Afam4eva:
How do you oyibo people have the time to make all these things for just one meal.

Oyibo ko

I’m Nigerian . Anyway it’s not any harder than making regular Nigerian meals. Egusi and stuff like that are not easier than so called oyibo food.

However this was my brunch at Cheesecake Factory. I ate it. But I didn’t make it

Brunch:
coffee and some buttered Cheesecake Factory house bread.

Thai coconut milk chicken curry with mangoes, toasted coconuts, sweet peppers, cashew and mushrooms, served over white rice

Yum

Caseless:
Cococandy

you win

ThatIjawBoy:
lol I don't blame the guy tho Nigeria sisters are the ones to blame, now this is the tweet this guy is responding to

https://www.nairaland.com/4651844/what-thoughts#69897110

Yea Nigerian men are never responsible for anything. The women are to blame

Address your husband. He’s the one who will put an end to this.

If he didn’t encourage her, the first time she sent him an awkward text or photos would have been the last time.

What do you think was going on between them befor she left? You think nothing happened? She just moved and decided to start sending him private messages?

You’re an adult. Wake yourself up from your slumber and address the problem that’s living with you in the house. She’s just secondary. He’s the main issue

shaybebaby:


Words, I have not. Hunger feels this egusi make me.

Now I just have to make egusi

Barayeks:
It's not me that will date you people

Yes. You’re not fit for us. The best of you isn’t fit for the worst of us

gratefulme40:
I don’t know what type of rice this is....

Looks fried to me. Who made it?

Last night dinner. Didn’t cook but ate it

Lobster, shrimp and crap fried rice at a Xi’an restaurant. One the best Chinese places I’ve been in a while

Four seasons dumplings (vegetarian, shrimp, crab and pork)

Mojito and strawberry vodka martinis

breadplanets:
My egusi soup. If you've not cooked egusi with shoko yet you are wrong
Mentions are good
Likes are better
Winning is best

Omg

Shaybebaby are you seeing what I’m seeing

ADUKKY:
Beans and corn plus dodo, join me for breakfast.

Oh I loooove this

I wouldn’t take someone who says “what’s kicking” seriously anyway.
You sound pretty ignorant. I wonder what sort of conversation you think you can hold. Anything really intellectual would probably fly over your dumb head. Actually many of you are painfully ignorant yet you are very mouthed. Y’all talking about Nigerian girls can’t hold conversation when the lot of you only let your peniises do the thinking for you.

Mcslize:
That's the truth. Majority of Nigeria girls lack the skills of how to hold a conversation with a guy. They just can't. When you ask a girl what's good with you..how is your day kicking? They lack humour . A humorous girl will say my day is kicking pretty fine & bubbling. What about you, what's good with your day? A Nigeria girl will never reciprocate your conversation with her.

They feel that conversing with a guy is a one way thing.

" They don't know that if I ask you and you ask me na dey make conversation dey sweet"

When you chat with a white girl you will see the big difference. White girls are quite inquisitive and curious when conversing with you. They want to know you more as such the conversation end up being seemingly interesting.

But naija girls when you ask them what's good how are you kicking today? All they will say is "fine"

And if you meet the worse one...and you ask what's good with your day? They will kill your morale by replying with the worse reply ever which is "k"

How does "k" relate to what's good with your day question one asked.?

So, I will say the Op is pretty right .

thaprofit88:
Hmm be CEO like a former union bank MD currently disco MD or President like a former Korean president? Now wouldnt that be a catastrophe? Women can't even stay with their fellow women, they make a wreck of basically everything.

you mean how your mother wrecked your life? You’re obviously damaged beyond repair

Caseless:


Cococandy people

this guy is obviously a big Mor0n.

It’s really entertaining. But he will be back for “the average” Nigerian lady after foreign women have shown him pepper. And that’s even after he does things for them that he normally won’t do for his Nigerian women.

Low self esteem motherfocka is what he is

Yea. They are really all faithful to you

She eats pusssy

SIMPLYkush:
wake is an ungrateful fat ingrate, she once spoke of depression, but forgot to add her love for pussy eating, senseless foolish actress with a failed career

Lmao caseless

How come the bro code promotes bad stuff?

MrBrownJay1:
up til this day i have NEVER EVER been to a household in Nigeria where there was not a minimum of one housegirl/boy, even when the madam was unemployed.... i guess i must be going to the wrong households.

Yes. you’re going to the wrong household.

It concerns all humanity
Single and married

Caseless:

You're constructively funny. That line in bold no "consign" you nau, madam. It's for the free electrons(ladies) waiting to be ionized(married).


Men? We like ourselves die . Gehs no de help us sef

Life is good. That’s all I have to say

babeosisi:
Must she be identified by loaves of bread?

Bloggers are so dumb seriously

She’s not a unicorn

My mom worked full time to provide as well
And did all the mother duties of the home.

Growing up, I didn’t know any of my friends with stay at home moms. And only a few had house helps.

Don’t say unverified statistics

MrBrownJay1:
then better clap for yourself because you are a "unicorn".... but while on the subject, may i ask: "why do all the chores if you both work a 9 to 5?!"



ARRANT NONSENSE from deluded women who dont use their damn brain and focus on only my post that are against them. i never see you complain when i write something in defence of women, but quick to believe that i will never use my brain and should stand for women ALL THE TIME, whether i believe it is right or not.

btw i didnt know that living in Nigeria was a prerequisite to being on NL.

Caseless

Caseless why are men always killing other men in the most gruesome manners? All the time! Every single day!

Yet women are supposedly their own worst enemies. Do you guys like each other at all? Let’s not even talk about love

This is seriously getting out of hand. By the time you all kill each other, there won’t be any more guys left for us to make babies with. I wonder the fate of humanity then

Mindfulness:

The men in real life keep proving nairaland “statistics” wrong

From stunt filled proposals, to crying with joy on their wedding days to killing each other over single mothers with 4 children from 3 exes. There’s no end to how far they will go to secure a woman’s love.

Yet we are supposed to believe women can’t find men.

Lmao.

Sansa143:
Oha soup,bin awhile(thick one sef not all dis watery ones the sell in d restaurant).My house now smells ogiri

I like semi watery oha

I don’t like it too thick.

This your soup looks very delish, I want to eat my phone. This is my favorite soup at home. It’s been at least five years since I haven’t eaten it

shaybebaby:
Perfect for the colder months.

Yoy like good things sha!

Only one life to enjoy

Eziokwu
This forum is a wail station for Nigerian boys always lamenting about women while they are online looking for who to scam

CHoccolaTE:
If I say I am not starting to lose hope in women I would be lying, I don't even understand if they like being treated like sheet. Many stupid Nairaland women have started accepting crap treatment and crap standards from men instead of asserting themselves one of them started a thread yesterday to say that Nigerian men owe women nothing just cos she wanted male approval. How on earth can a gender that claims to be superior not owe those they lead anything? Her writeup was so pathetic and devoid of self worth I wanted to vomit. Funny thing is that men would NEVER EVER say that women owe them nothing, they would say women owe them respect and submission and even owe them the duty of providing for men but stupid women who seek male approval have absolved men of any responsibility towards the women in their lives.

On nairaland month after month you see worthless boys starting topics to insult women and belittle their contributions to the family and society and these stupid boys say that before a woman can truly be respected she must take over the duty of providing from the man. Lazy pieces of sheet that want to be called leaders and heads of house but they don't want to work for it, they want to sit on their behinds and wait for women to do everything while they beat their chests and claim to be superior to everybody. And Nairaland women have started to support this school of thought and run their fellow women down.

shaybebaby:
Cococandy, for you because I read you longing and love for coffee.

This one is called cafe Speciale. Pretty much coffee with milk, amaretto and lemon zest.

Trust me, you will spit on Starbucks after having this hot and boozy coffee.

Licks my screen

I love booze in my coffee. I add baileys if I’m not going anywhere in the morning (not every day though)