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Really? Okay then let us switch.

I like your assigned babe more than mine. Of course I prefer edwife's but beggars can't be choosers.

EfemenaXY:
That's nothing like it jare.

Why do I always get assigned the very worst-est pictures?? That one in the middle is so skinny, she hasn't got any nyash left. Just bone-bone. I bet sitting down hurts...



So you sef know.

They are running out of volunteers.
They will all soon perish

jesuspikinjp:
when it was only rich and affluence people that eat bread and drink milk.

Yea it was horrible.
From my parents and parents-in-law narration

timonski:
Plz someone should help elevate me from my financial depression. I am losing touch with reality. Nothing is working for me right now, and i am a student. I am really having suicidal thoughts.
Plz anything at all you give to help me will be appreciated ;(
my account details
. Ezekwe okezie kelechi
zenith bank acc
no: 2110748137

Na so. You gave nairalanders Money to keep for you abi? You're even playing with something as big as suicide. No conscience.

byvan03:
Real aunty, how your side dear?

I'm fine darl. Still dragging my lazy ass in bed.

Have to get up and go to the gym and then go to work.
Gosh why is today Monday. Why can't everyday be Saturday?

I think it's cool to have both sexes but when you can't, appreciate what you're blessed with. Even though I know that every child is a blessing, I'd be particularly sad if I didn't have a daughter. Because baby girls are fun not because they are better than boys.

But now that I do (sigh of relief), I'm hoping my next and last one is a boy. if not, still nothing spoil.

byvan03:
Please let's maintain civility abeg.

yes Aunty

That's why I like you

ifyalways:
More like gini?
3 twenty naira brooms

@Topic,Is Pesto really healthy? Me and my boys have taken a weird liking for this thing,I'm bothered with our consumption rate.Googling is not helping as it described it as "high in calories and healthy fat"

I love those 20naira brooms.
You no see our shape? Agbanis


Yea Pesto has unsaturated fats which makes it healthy. And lots of other good nutrients.

As with anything, Just don't eat excess. Serving size is 1/4 cup.

ifyalways:
LMAO.


Edwife, EfemenaXy AND Cococandy

Now that's more like it.

Same thing happened during buhari's last rule.
That man has always been a curse to Nigeria

I do agree about the cantankerous MIL's.

I won't let one like that handle my kid.

Ewuro4:
Nobody's ruling the need of grandparents for omugwo here but how to avoid cantankerous ones ... the need to be independent and be able to control your situation when life seems tough.
Yes people need help, after all nobody's an island. But when the available 'help' seems impossible and no go area, we should try and avoid it and make alternate plans around their scheduled life.

2. I went to school right after unplanned emergency CSection myself because I didn't want to retake the class and worked as well then but thank God hubby's schedule was flexible so he worked most evenings throughout school session. Though his mom came for couple weeks & that was it, we only had ourselves.

3. One can only entrust a willing family member to care for their children. I'd rather put my children in daycare than allow one cranky grandma mishandle them.

By the way , you have a good reason here, what's her own excuse, unable to change diapers?
Her husband told her not invite his mother, that speaks volume but she still insisted. she should continue spitting fire on NL instead of putting her stinky mouth to good use. Yenyenyen 'I want to confront my MIl' go and co front her now

Serves her right. Mannerless girl.

banmee:
Which kain tin be dis na? I for kukuma keep my mouth shut. Why you come de taunt me with all this medemede? Diaris God ooooo.

Ps. How is baby agbani?

nooooo.
It was just a coincidence. I'm still grilling sef. I don tire. DH will come and finish the rest.

We are fine. Yours?

Backyard grill. Chicken, fish and beef.
Ribs will come later.

@Banmee, my George Forman grill is just collecting dust somewhere.
And I still haven't made that stew recipe you gave me.
Smh

Kaira333:
Lolxxxx am not upset in anyway and can't be.

Good. Now and kiss that cute baby of yours

Kaira333:
Nnem don't mind them, they don't know what it means to deliver via CS. Am not all dat selfish and wicked to be tasking my hubby like dat. Imagine d first week u won't even bend down to carry ur baby not to talk of other things or maybe they want my hubby to leave his office and business because I delivered. Well I don't blame them everybody has his or her own right to rant and talk anyhow

Honey I was just making an observation. pls leave me out of the angry talk.

I'm not fighting anyone.

BTW it's not that serious. I don't know why you got upset all of a sudden. Or maybe I do. lol .

Maybe the woman doesn't really want to help her.

Anyway make I

Eketem:
Ewuro you are right
We took care of our child on our own and believe me we are best for it. Parents should stop being so lazy.

I just want to make an observation to you and Ewuro's post.
Sometimes people need help not out of laziness but out of necessity.

I'll use myself for example. Going to school full time and working part time leaves me no chance to be home all day with my lil' one.
And of course DH can't resign from his job to sit with her all day. How will we survive? Therefore we need help.
I'd rather a family member stay with her than take her to strangers when she's just weeks old.

Everyone's situation is not the same.

What apt description

EfemenaXY:


You try. You wanna get me in trouble this fine Sunday evening.

From left to right...

First Lady: (with the heaviest Eba). Chilisauce. Check out her muscles. Out of this world. That's why NL "alpha males" respect this lady. Who no go run when she say, "Boo!"?

Second Lady: Armyofone. Her army pants match her name to a "T". I bet you, that Egusi soup was cooked with Scent leaves - you can tell from the way she wan swallow her "swallow".

Third Lady: Ifyalways. Her gorimakpa has quicky sprouted new growth after touring the world - her fashionable blouse speaks volumes

Fourth Lady: Naijababe. An advocate for fairplay. Her disapproving look at the size of Chillisauce's Eba says it all.

But Eddy you nor do well o!

How come everyone's in a group and I'm alone? C'man take that pic down jare.

See what buhari is causing

We are fine dear. Hope you guys are too.

Sha OP has gotten all she needs to hear. We might as well talk about other things.

taryour:
lwkmd miss topic derailer, how you doing sis and the little angel?.

@ op shouldn't be a big deal na need coming to net and asking o. just find your way to ibadan zoo, chain herby the neck and have her locked up in the cage for 6 months, trust me she will get tamed. After her taming, cloth her nicely and take her home she will be at your beck and call. If you not certified take her for another 3 months taming. her son and other kids will thank you wahalai. BUT BE SURE YOUR CHILDREN AND FUTURE INLAW WILL DO SAME TO YOU. Gbam !!!

Edwife efemenaxy I hail oo

He doesn't have force himself on her for it to be statutory.
That would plain rape and he'd be guilty even if the victim is 100yrs old.

Statutory is in the sense that by law, she's a minor and is considered not fit to give consent even if she did give consent.

I agree she was trying to save face though.
Still the law is the law.

darkenedrebel:
It's statutory rape if he forced himself on her. I'm sure you have some certain misgivings as regards the girls' accusation.

To be honest, I do not grok her side of the story one bit.
Her diverting from whence her father had sent her initially, and shambling freely to her bf's crib is solid testament to the fact that it was a consensual affaire.

Let's push the law aside now. I don't think at sixteen years old a girl would still be all that wet behind the ears, especially in this age where girls at 16 or 17 tend to have more 'sexual' experience than their precursors when they were the same age.

I believe she was just trying to save face and escape her father's wrath. Imagine what he would have done to her if she told him she had willingly parted her thighs. She might have been percussed into a coma or worse.

Aren't you like the biggest deluded person of all times.
You will jail Jonathan.

What a joke.

Adminisher:
We are moving forward but we will jail Jonathan. He was the most destructive president in history. I don't know why a young person cannot imagine a world where economic growth and jailing of corrupt leaders happen at the same time?. Are they mutually exclusive?.
Are people in EFCC not taking big salaries and should they not work to deliver on their duties?

This is a generational curse. If you are going to work and running your business does it mean you won't also find time to secure your family?

Please get serious.

It does sound childish

If the girl is underage, then its statutory rape.
Sorry he's wrong.
Although I don't support the man's actions. Both of them have run afoul of the law.

Funny how guys can do certain things to ladies but want to die if someone else does it to their own female relation. Does the dad want to claim he never had sex with anyone's daughter during his youth? Did they kill him?

He should be prosecuted for that

Why didn't she make videos and share them online? Isn't it the in-thing now?

Well the OP is true.
The result of this age long nonsensical practice is the number useless boys parading the Internet these days.
One can tell nobody trained them.

Wild and savage like hyenas and the worst part is that they don't know there's something fundamentally wrong with them.

^^^ I know dailymail for what it is.
A sensational tabloid.

Lol.

Party jollof is bae.
Next time I go to Nigeria, I won't come back until I've found a wedding invited or uninvited to attend.
And I won't leave the venue if they don't give me rice.

Yea. Talk about a man changing his body lotion to lighten his skin.
People will ask if he's gay.

Ewuro4:
You dey mind the trouble maker?

You barely see men exfoliate and this results in darkened face. All the men in my life are light skinned and they look weird without a shirt on, its embarrassing. They mostly wash their hair first and use same lather to wash the face. Pronto. Of course it'll turn dark except that man is bleaching.

Do we blame them? Society question the sexuality of few that try to care for their body in detail.

And treat Fulani herdsmen like what?
Bunch of retardz