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eyeview:
It will be a miracle if buhari achieves the following by 2019.
1,Make a dollar equal to N202
2,Restore power supply to 5,000MW
3,Fuel back to N86.50
4,Rice back to N8,000/bag
5,Inflation down to single digit
6,Make our economy the 3rd fastest developing in the world(currently less than 15th in africa)
7,Restore about 3million jobs lost in the last 1year

In other words,it will be a miracle for buhari to get things back to how Gej handed it over to him

Nigerians are no longer asking that Buhari makes a dollar equal to a naira as he promised,
Nigerians are no longer asking that he stabilizes the price of the crude oil in the international market (I still laugh)
Nigerians are no longer asking that he bring fuel to N40/litre.
Nigerians are no longer asking for free meal daily for school children.
Nigerians are no longer asking that he pays N5000 monthly allowance to unemployed graduates(newsflash:they've increased by 3million)
Nigerians now know that he couldn't wipe out bokoharam in 3months.
Nigerians now know that he couldn't find the chibok girls in 6weeks(after wining, he looked their parents in the face and told them that he doesn't know where their kids are).
Nigerians are now asking that he returned everything to how they were handed to him before the next election and quietly get away from there by 2019

If he invites the guy over for a 3som, he will be forgiven immediately.
If not

My ribs.

bunbit123:
Use each of the alligator seed and call the name you wrote, ask him/her to exercise patience while you raise fund and pay him. Put it inside the key hole. Repeat till the 7 which is 7 times. Close your eyes and lock the pad (push it hard to lock completely). Put it inside the hole already dug. Raise the kola nut facing the sky, call God the creator and helper of mankind, the great provider and redeemer (chant songs of praise especial sorrowful songs). Afterwards, pray with the kola, ask God to help you raised the fund and calm the spirit of debtor. Promise not to misuse the fund when it comes (God like vow) it shows your seriousness, challenge and determination. Finally, say: as the kola has no opening, so your ritual remain a secret therefore nothing you say or do here shall be seen, known or discuss by any human or evil spirit anywhere till the end of the payment. Put the kola inside the hole. Bend down and poo inside. Close the hole with your left hand or a stick. Do not look back as you go.

God2man:
A retardd will never tell you that a dead woman's' hair from India can cause a great havoc.

Think about it.

great havoc like cancer and all those other ridiculous things you typed there?

May superstition not harm us.

First of all, is it possible that since you believe she won't like you, you might have asked him in a way that made it look as if she's not welcome in your home? That may be why he went on the defensive and started shouting.

All the same He should have discussed it with you first.
And also set a time frame for her visit instead of shouting at you. The house does not belong to him alone.

Anyway respect and welcome her as she comes. Be a courteous hostess.

She can't however stay as long as she likes. Because your husband shouted at you does not mean you cower and swallow your resentment.

let him know it's not okay.
If he wanted to live with his mom indefinitely, he shouldn't have gotten married.

Ewuro4:
what is indecent dressing? 2 tank tops (with bra underneath) on a jean?

no it's not.
I could totally rock that as a teacher. Much less a high school kid.

The boys may not even have found it sexually exciting until whoever sent the girl home made them realize they should be sexually excited when a woman dresses that way.

We are the ones spoiling these kids with our over sexualization of innocent things.

Many women have entered into a strange problem because of attachment. Barrenness, dead baby in the womb, husband under seriuos attack. Untimely death of spouse, cancer, spirit husband and so on

This is something only a retardd will say.

Seriously?

esonuu:
When i tell ladies to stop bleeping around,they said no..now cos all matured ladies has either wide or watery kitty cat, men are now busy defiling kids just in a quest to poke a tight v*g*na

Retard

Onegai:
Someone who is a doctor at a Public health centre in Lagos said the number of child rape cases that land on their desk is more than adult rape cases. And that the number of files are so many and most parents don't want to go to the police. So what we read in the news is less than a quarter of actual rape cases.

It's cringe worthy.

When we were little my mom would never let us step outside unsupervised, even to play. I thought it was just too much. As in she over-sheltered us to the extreme. Now I know better.

Who wouldn't put a leash on their little kids and tie them to their waist when rape cases keep skyrocketing like this? it's scary

Come to think of it, there is the man who used to live close to us in our old neighborhood and he had a shop there for close to 20yrs.when I called home not long ago, they were gisting me that he went to jail. For child molesting. He molested someone's househelp and the lady wasn't ready to hear "let's settle it amicably". So they locked him up and that's when the can of worms opened. There were so many cases against him some dating back to when he first moved there and we never knew all the while.
Some mothers covered up to avoid putting their daughters to shame and some just didn't have the means to pursue justice against him.

I was like
For that long and we never knew? Probably because we hardly went out. But my goodness!

Another child rape?
What's going on

Keep consoling yourself.

druboon404:
I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for merlin or a miracle worker. So I never expected Merlin's magic or miracles to happen, I voted for change and not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in 1 year so Nigerians let's be patient....... #IStandWithBuhari#
let the haters and Wailers continue wailing pdp 16 yrs of looting and misrule they are looking for APC magician to fix it in a year. Yeye

Okay. So what's the way forward? Only paparazzi?

Abi they wan help am advertise his window washing skills?

Exactly. It fails the common sense test.

Seun:
Obama's approval rating is 52% and this is considered to be very high, so there is no way PMB's approval rating is 64%. I can't imagine that 64% of Nigerians after suffering through the fuel and forex scarcity and badly handled sectarian violence would give the president a thumbs up. The only part of the country where his approval rating could be anywhere close to 64% is the north. This figure fails the common sense test.

Not from what I saw actual people say.
Na ghosts rate this one

Oh poor boy died for nothing but a silly conspiracy theory. What a shame

Lol

Ishilove:
Never quote him, please. He is notorious for the most brainless comments imaginable. The other time he was asking people to check the stomachs of elderly women in their streets to know who among the mamas are 'fit' in their old age.

Thank you

codemaster2much:
This is an inhuman way to treat anyone, there are better and less barbaric and archic way to handle this. I feel sad for the people of this generation. It may not be our generation due to the poor mental reasoning of people but I believe one day we will get there, a point where treating people inhuman for alleged crime or burning them... Would stop.

What the individual is alleged to have stolen might even be a false accusations. Yet this people worship those who steal their future and that of their children in broad daylight.

Sad people are praising this... Still remembering the ALUU 4

These people are just annoying retards.

Just imagine

That's a good initiative.

I hope he will see it through and that subsequent leaders won't abandon the project.

Can the woman go outside too when the husband is withholding sex from her?

craziebone:
i agree with you. He has a part to play in it. But we really do not know the truth. This lady may be telling the truth afterall. The man may have been sex starved and that's why he went outside.

You may say that the man is a dog and whatever, but like i said, we really do not kow what happened. There are women out there who feel they have to with hold sex from their men as a means to punish the man. Well ladies have to understand that if they want a thing from their man, who isn't an unreasonable sex maniac, what they need to do is to talk it over. You don't go about thinking you are some moral authority to punish anyone much less your spouse. We all should know that with holding sex from our partners as a means of blackmail is completely wrong. Talk things over, that's the mature and civilized way to go about it.

As for my fellow men. If a Lady is with holding sex from you, what you need to do is not to begin to cheat on her! What you need to do is to talk things over if she has a good reason. But if she doesn't have a good reason and she is doing that thinking she has some kind of power over you, DIVORCE HER!!! She probably might have given you one or two children and that means she doesn't stand a chance very much in the dating game should she lose you. We men have to begin to make it an unfavourable game to play for those women who wouldn't talk things over with you but think they have some kind of power over the man by with holding sex from him.

Onegai:
New Mummy Syndrome is when you walk into the store and immediately go to the Children's section or start looking for something to buy for your child to make baby happy or life for baby easier. You tend to forget you were an actual person before that baby and never spend on yourself.

Oh I see.


Haha not guilty. Not guilty at all.

SAMBARRY:
the man must have cooked all manners of lies against his wife to make her feel good and in charge and so that he can have easy acess to log into her pants when agro catch am

and she's too dumb to know it

If he didn't bring disrespect to his wife, that girl won't be disrespecting her.
Only God knows what he must have told her about his wife.

They are savages

SAMBARRY:


Nawa o. Nigerians dey vex o

Because of ordinary shikin you naked this boy like this

When this kind of punishment are for people like deziani,okonjo iweala,obasanjo,ibb ,atiku,tinubu,dasuki,dino maleye etc

Ordinary shikin of 1,000 naira and 1500 naira na im you strip am naked like this

Ikunle abiamo o.I won't see this alone

Cococandy
efemena
chillisauce
Kanwuliajara
edwife
Tearoses

Come and see o

Congrats to him.

Wow. I love everything about that ensemble

Ask your therapist how to go about forgiving.

Most importantly decide that you're not your parents. If you make up your mind to be different. You'll see yourself unconsciously rejecting any actions that might arise because of their past influence on you.

Onegai:
I guess they wanted tranquilisers instead and there are many American parents who are very indulgent. I have a brother who would have shot the child, not the gorilla his reason would be that "it's going to be ugly watching the child being mauled". We don't let him babysit Baby E infact we are not sure we want him to reproduce

That your brother Na wa. Lol.

Well yea I get them wanting tranquilizers. But those take time to work and the kid might be dead before then. It's just unfortunate.

Onegai:
Most likely they are hand-made, fired claypot by a sculptor. Which are cheaper in Nigeria. See, something good about Naija

Your comment is making remember I missed buying a Marc Jacobs bag last year because New Mummy Syndrome was stacking me don't make that same mistake.

What's new mummy syndrome?

Me I don't miss buying good stuff whenever I can.
That's why I don't even want to go Macy's shopping for my baby.
I'll just forget her and do my own shopping.
And I thank god the outlet mall is sort of far from us. I only go there when I've made up my mind to spend some money. Not the spontaneous buying kind of shopping.

Well what had happened had happened.
At that point it was the kid's life or the gorilla's.
I know what I'd choose.

Of course I'm annoyed with the parents.

But I don't get the prostesters' point. Risk the kid dying because his parents were careless?

BTW I'm sorry for harambe. May he rest in peace.

Onegai:
Harambe was peaceful and such a nice fellow. I'm pissed. Why couldn't the parents hold their pikin ehhhh My mother would have calmly rubbed my head the soil the first time i go out with her so i realise to never leave her side during outings (only one sibling has gotten lost and was seen dancing in the middle of the festival whilst mummy gasped shock that he had run out to join them) poor Harambe. Western gorillas are endangered, white kids are not.

Good thread. I love it