₦airaland Forum

darkenedrebel:
Beautiful... the first one is a large-flowered thick seed..that's the name...

Itsmenyou:
I think you are a sad, sad man, OP, and I feel extremely sorry for you. What women decide to do, or not do, in the end is all of their business and none of yours. All your patriarchal rants here on NL has still not done a thing to ease your foul temperament, has it? A thousand more won't do the trick, to be honest. All it will gain you is a high BP, and death after a bit.

Now breathe. Women are not your problem. Their vaginas are theirs, not yours. Go find your solution elsewhere.

I think Jesus can help you, f you let Him. But I must warn you, He'll definitely frown at your views. Premarital sex (and adultery), after all is a sin. You won't get into heaven because you think your "private part" is a master key.

Leave it at the door, will you? And oh, the bitterness too.

Good luck!

EVILFOREST:
[mIncreasing Erectile Dysfunction is as a result of failure on the part of the women to deliver edible and quality dishes to their families.

Most ladies can't even switch on a gas cooker.
Few who may succeed, can't even fry just an egg.
Yet they envy and crave for most NOLLYWOOD'S kitchen cooking cabinets.

They only enroll themselves through cathering abattoirs learning how to cook a mere RUBBER BAND a.k.a INDOMIE..

WHY WON'T MEN fall flaccid. .. ?

LewsTherin:
Can anyone play devil's advocate and explain why this cannot work?

LewsTherin:
Has to be. TeHN is a charity organisation. This however is more of an opportunity for nairalanders to invest in other people's ideas and receive a specific return. The returns could be units of produce like, for example, in a kickstarter project where a start up to produce say ankara fabrics will give samples to every one that contributed to the startup as their return, or a situation where investors to the startup become co-owners of said startup.

I am invoking the TeHN system as the folks running TeHN have proven to be able to sift the many many tares from the wheat here on Nairaland plus already have established reputations within the Nairaland community.

edwife:
Yes mama ejima .Still hoping.

TeHN still very much working but no longer with medical cases.

I am just worried about these fake posts lately. There are people who need help out there and some think is a joke. smh.

fulanibuoy:
From the comments on the thread, there are allegations that the dude is gay.

Well if that's true, too bad, but it's his choice, not yours, not mine.

You see, he's not the first Nigerian guy on feminine make-overs. And he won't be the last. And not all dudes on feminine make-overs are gays.

Charlie boy ain't gay for instance.

Many people do things for self satisfaction, and as a social scientist, I say this always: the good or bad of a choice should not affect society so bad to pass judgement on people they don't god over.

I did some feminine make-overs too some time ago. But for a different reason, which is: TO SHAME FEMINISM. It was for a harmless yet more powerful protest against the ills of equaling a man with a woman, changing the norm.

I believe women should be help mates, and not Lord over men and equalising would make them do so. Lord over men.

I'm among the few happy that the gender equality bill did not go thru.

In my latest post to protest against the brutal murder of Nigerians lately by mob action, I wrote the following:


For VICTIMS of MOB ACTION.

#SayNoToMobAction #HumansMoreThanAnimals
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Oh sinner your sins are forgiven you, go and sin no more
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My name is Ehi'zogie. For short, but in truth as a-tongue-beaten-mouth-bloody preventive measure, people call me Zogie or Ehi or even hiss at me when they call me Ehiz. I still answer any (all) of them. Ehi or Zogie or Ehizzzzzzz.

I am so straight, as a meter rule, and love ladies like I do the woman who brought me here; to this planet of forbidden fruits. Fruits that stare you in the face, but you must not eat, because some Lords of this ring of your animal farm says you mustn't.

Fruits like: a man must not love a man. And a woman, a woman.

If he does and he's caught, there's a death penalty (mob action) and something worse: dishonour of his dead torso, if he's Nigerian.

But I love even those who love men, though I prefer loving women, for I met it so, for it was the generally (in majority) accepted norm in animal farm as my body began to desire another fruit forbidden until marriage.

But nay, that was then, it's no more forbidden before marriage.

A broken hymen and an unbroken one are now equivalent. After all, the rod still goes in and babies would also come out of both, yet; the broken and the not broken until the first night of honeymoon.

So what's so special about unbroken eggs?

We boil them after all.

And the already crushed ones?

We fry them.

And what do we do with them both?

Eat eat eat. Fart fart and fart and shit and shit and shit them all out.

So forbidden fruit two becomes not-forbidden because some Lords of the rings in this animal farm says it's no more forbidden.

Let's go on, Busybody.

The forbidden fruits are so enticing and in piles that you escape one and another and yet another do not guarantee you won't be trapped by one or another and yet another. So you keep living life on people's rules; rules you didn't make and can't amend until you become like one of the Lords of the... Only Lords make and can break without losing their heads. And being a Lord means you've eaten many forbidden fruits in secret, you were never caught, and your eyes were opened to see those in the Lords' Circus, how they got there. And you queued in, eating another forbidden fruit (soiling hands and mind in blood for power). Power. That's the currency of the Lords.

There are many thou shall and thou shall not ... to be followed strictly, and in an era of #grace and #human #dignity, the poor still slaughter their kind over stolen pins and pens and maggi cubes and broken cowry shells and even #suspicions of he did this and that--ate so and so forbidden fruit.

I love all those guilty of eating forbidden fruits, because sometimes me too eat some; in secret. Only that I have not been caught red-handed, yet. And I'm happy about that, because I am ever caught, I may be treated worse than Yeshua and others who have gone beyond by the hands of Mobbers.

I love all those caught and the catchers too who would mob them brutally to death, treating them like some piece of pumpkin and watermelons tossed from on high, snatched beyond repair; but I #hate their action: the MOB ACTION, for it's the GREATEST FORBIDDEN FRUIT, but funny enough, the law of the Lords of animal farm do not punish its perpetrators. They are as free as the three black birds who defecated on the head of the new King, in the presence of his loyal subjects, on his coronation day.

In an era so filled with hypocrisy, where all those heartless mobbers are like me who has eaten and will still eat one forbidden fruit and another in their secret places, LET HE THAT HIS FREE FROM GUILE CAST THE FIRST STONE.

And if there's none - certainly there will be NONE free of eating any forbidden fruit in secret, OH CAUGHT SINNER, YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN YOU; GO AND SIN NO MORE.
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Ehi'zogie Iyeomoan

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#ThinkingTomorrow #iBLEND #iCOUNT


See link below:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1147609325251965&id=100000087255157&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1147609325251965%3Atl_objid.1147609325251965%3Athid.100000087255157%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1459493999%3A6533854340028754084&__tn__=%2As

My name his Ehi'zogie Iyeomoan. I'm a multi award winning poet and social activist, I don't bleach my skin, I am fair in complexion, a negro, and I hate to hate people for who they are.

EgunMogaji:
I personally don't care for this at all and in reality I'm sure this entity doesn't care about my opinion.

What I do care about and what I do enjoy seeing are Nairalanders getting unhinged at this

You line up for petrol (even though you produce oil), you have no pipe borne water, no sewage system, no electricity, your leaders are world renowned thieves, your currency which used to be 87 kobo to $1 is now N325 to $1 - down from a high of N400 to $1, you die on the roadways like cockroaches, no decent healthcare system, you beat each other to death at the smallest infraction, you are currently decapitating each other in the south, rag tag army of vagabonds are maiming at will up north, yet despite all of this, it is this unfortunate person that is expressing his personality without harming anybody that is your biggest angst.

Isolrite. Carry on.

osesology:
Which kain advice come be dis wan na, ehn?

banmee:
I swear, the way some Nigerians think astounds the mind. I thank God I was delivered from that country years ago. Who knows, probably I'd be as phucked up mentality too. Who knows.

P.s.......

Congratulations.

banmee:
Which makes it a good thing, right? You are part of the problem.

LewsTherin:
I am going to go off topic a bit here. TeHN has proved capable of confirming fraudulent cases and assisting genuine ones. In the spirit of teaching to fish instead of giving fish, can we work out a system using the TeHN model where angel investors can invest in qualified and verifiable business ideas? Maye even a case of crowd-funding startups from/on Nairaland.

Is this something we can look into?
Ifyalways, cococandy, damiso, sambarry, jaybee3


P.s. please DO NOT push this to frontpage or any such

byvan03:

SAMBARRY:
haaaa.nkan nbe.please use the information at your disposal to get her arrested.

bintudon:
Good morning mama's, please what can I do? I'm feeling pain in my breast especially my nipple what should I do...16wks

jaybee3:
TeHN is still fully functional.
We only stopped accepting medical cases

CC: @ Siena

Siena:
[color=Blue]I wasn't aware of that. Is this a recent development? [/color]

Siena:
[color=Blue]With all these con artists disgracing themselves (and their families) I'm only going to stick with donations to good courses that go through TeHN.

No exceptions.[/color]

sweetcocoa:
Lol, and I thought we were being subtle.

bukatyne:
How are you, hubby & princess?

byvan03:
They keep doing the crap they do because they always get away with it when the forgiveness crew start chanting their hymns, to whom it may concern sha . If he is still economically useful, try and weigh the usefulness and make him useful to you this time ;before he falls under hypnosis again like Tony Umez in Nollywood movies . If he needs babysitters or ATM machines let his harem do that . Pap is thicker than blood .