₦airaland Forum

Rajman45:
Women have fish brain... Just a little gentle touch and correct talks, a smart guy can easily get to a broken lady pants.

I believe that with another little rough patch between u and him, will also lead to another shifting of pant by another sharp guy. Make una get sense

Women dont have fish brain.Your mum ,sister and females in your family are women.
Women by nature get carried away by sweet talks and touch but men get carried away by sight .
We need to understand the nature of men and women before calling someone fish brain or whatnot.Not everyone have self control ,men and women are both culprits in this.

mrvitalis:
All this socialist policy can't work

Remove subsidy , use the money give 5 million naira loan to all graduate after NYSC degree and NYSC certificate as bond

NYSC should introduce a 12 months skill trainings for graduates instead of stupid CDS ..

Training on producing goods n services " we can export or replacing the ones we import " ...

This is key ....do this and our GDP growth would be amazing in 10 years ...70% might fail ...but the impact of that 30% that succeed would employ the ones who failed

What happens to the non graduates in the society?Nigeria belong to both educated snd illiterates.Everyone deserve better inrespective of their educational level.

Blue3k:
These socialist leaders need to stop. This ridiculously dumb idea because it's too expensive, the unemployment rate is sky high, and it could incentivize not working. If your stipen is more than a janitorial job why go to work for example.

It is a welcome idea and long overdue
.All developed countries give unemployment benefits to their citizens to cushion the effect of hardship.

The unemployment benefit can never replace real work in the sense that Unemployment benefits is like 1/2 of the real salaries you can earn when you have a real job under the minimum wage.
In sweden where the minumum wage is 13,000 Sek,
Unemployment benefit is like 6,500 or more depending on the family size.
In Nigeriás case it could be around N6,500- 10,000/month

Mishael42019:
Seeing the evil happening in Benin city right now all in the name of cultism we’ll needs to pray for Africa


People killing themselves all in the name of color


Just go to YouTube and Edo groups on Facebook you’ll see news about it


As a man of God I pray let the fire of God consume everyone directly or indirectly supporting this evil that’s killing our youths and future leaders

I’m reaching out to all Christians to join me in prayers this rubbish needs to stop or reduce to some extent.

Prayer without reorientation of our value system is an exercise in futility .Animalist behaviour,greed and selfishness is the order of the day in Nigeria.I think Nigeria need a bit of communism like China

TheUnseenFela:
Hello Nairalanders, I just created this moniker to seek advice from those with experience in the house, please forgive my grammatical errors and long story.

I am currently a university student tight guy recently joined the Klansmen konfraternity because he heard I was a sea lord, which was never correct because someone only called me fine boy and everybody in my level who were cultist started taking me as a sea lord recently the lodge where I stay off campus I didn't know it was the Aiyes that occupied the lodge and ever since then they have been disturbing me of recent from asking me to bam to telling me if dey hear I join another frat they would personally kill me. At the same time one of the guys that stays in my street keeps telling me Eiye go fit me, because I get tight coordination, and each time this my level mate who are cultist see me they start shouting Alora, Fine Boy, Ban boy in front of other kushmen.

Please I would like to find out
how do I clear the air that I am nothing because if HIT is to start I may pay for what I don't even have an idea about and how do I deal with the ones currently wanting me join especially the Aiyes, because they are making my life in school uncomfortable at the moment.
@saynotocutism, @enthronedbygod

Take a military man to your school to warn those cult boys and get an undertaking signed,

John Calvin

healthserve:
I'll wait here for the elders

Oya

Daddytime

Pansophist

Franchasng

Midnighter

I think your cousin sank the N10 million into paying to bribe God for Prosperity. Find out from her how much she pays in tithes and offerings etc

Biingoo:
The patronizers did nothing wrong

In a country like Sweden the madam and the patrons will be arrested.

holaxi:
You might be right though cos I don't know what a guy and girl will be talking about at after 11pm for 43mins+. But I try my best for her. If my best isn't enough then she's free to do whatever pleases her. One bad thing about me is once I lose the feelings, there's no gong back.

I will advise you to propose marriage to her if you havent done so.

By nature ,Women love attention which she is getting from the other guy because there is a vacuum between you guys.Try to spend more time with her physically and on phone. A.

Professor Gabriel Adepoju Onibokun of ( N.I.S.E.R ) lambasted the British Government for harboring Alhaji Umaru Dikko having fled to Britain on corrupt charges.
It would be recalled that Alhaji Dikko, 48 years old then, was Transport Minister in the former Government of Shehu Shagari, and when President Shagari ran for and won a second term last year, Mr. Dikko managed his campaign. The military Government of Maj. Gen. Mohammed Buhari, which overthrew Mr. Shagari, has repeatedly accused Mr. Dikko of having made enormous illicit profits, largely by selling rice at several times the official value. Mr. Dikko has called for a ''holy war'' to oust the military Government.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJ46DBvz-c

1mrprolific7:
Forgive him Nah.
He's only hungry. Why sending him to jail

He is greedy if he is hungry he will steal bread or garri at the market place. He wanted to profit from someone’s pain and loss.Serves him right.
Maybe some scammers prophecized unmerited favour for him.

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noble71:
Nigerians can complain for Africa!!!
Price of rice has increased! Yes! Why not go into agriculture and make millions.
There is stock fish scarcity why not go into fish farming and make millions.
They will complain that unemployment rate has increased but I see lots of opportunities to make money in this closed border.
China developed because their government ban importation of many things.
I support this border closure! It's just that the timing was wrong.

There is never a right time to do something and neccessity is the mother of inventions.

Newguyhere:
Woman wey you no go enjoy!!
Old cargo.
It's this kind of women that usually starve their husband of sex.
Only fools and shallow thinkers marry this kind of super educated women.
Females who have been stripped of all their feminity due to 'education'. Lol
The mumu guy Don enter one chance! Lmao

This is not true,my wife is a lawyer and she is the best i can ever have.Over 10 years and still waxing stronger.Character is not determined by your level of education.

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Yoruba fake pastor

He is from Edo State

Jayslicky:

Very surprising Coming from an unrepentant pros.titute that warms old sugar daddies bed. Even a spoilt clock is correct twice a day.

The men are more promiscous than the women.
The women are a reflection of what men in the society turn them to be.
From Primary school to University level ,many girls have become oloshos due to sexual harrassement they endure for many years,

AeroplaneApple:
I just wish this precedent set by the BBC will urge our young girls to come out and tell their story.. Most especially those from University of Ilorin... Linguistics and PFA too

Faculty of Law and Engineering have culprits too

Kdon2:
And one notorious he goat at university of ilorin sociology department. He has damaged several wombs.

Why dont you mention the name of the he goat and shame the devil?

Faculty of Law Unilorin is filled with sexual molesters too Ijaya and co.I graduated from Unilorin many years ago.

https://1stnews.com/reps-to-create-education-bank-for-student-loans/

At a time when countries like the United States of America (USA) is reconsidering its student loan scheme, the House of Reps on Thursday, October 3, passed a bill to create a Nigeria Education Bank to disburse loans to students for education.

The bill sponsored by Femi Gbajabiamila enables a bill for an act to provide easy access to higher education for Nigerians through interest-free loans from Nigeria Education Bank.

Speaking on the bill, Gbajabiamila noted that the bill if passed will provide interest-free loans to students.

However, the Deputy minority leader, Toby Okechukwu voiced his opposition stating that the bill is discriminatory by excluding “private higher institutions” from the loan scheme.

Student loan interestingly is at the forefront of the US presidential campaign.

Candidates such as Sen Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders are both in favour of cancelling student loans which stands at $1.6trillion.

The House of Reps also passed two other bills sponsored by Gbajabiamila, namely: ‘Bill to prohibit estimated billings bill’ and ‘Bill to allocate 20% of Federal jobs to physically challenged.’

Meanwhile, Gbajabiamila, on Wednesday inaugurated the 105 Standing Committees of House.

At the ceremony, Gbajabiamila said that the legislative committee system was as old as the legislature itself and that most of the work of the legislature were done through committees.

“What the judgment of the history will be for the 9th House of Representatives, whether for good or not, will depend largely on the conduct and the activities of the Committees we are inaugurating today,” he said.

The speaker said that in constituting the committees, the leadership of the Reps had taken time to ensure that members were assigned to committees that fit perfectly with their legislative interests and priorities.

Gbajabiamila further explained that prior experience and skills, as well as identified needs of the constituencies of the members, were also taken into consideration.

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“It is now left to you; chairmen and members, to go forward and show that you are capable of meeting the responsibilities to which you have been assigned and deserving of the mandate which you hold in trust for the Nigerian people.

“I charge you to be dutiful in the discharge of your constitutional responsibilities of oversight and law-making, taking every care to ensure that at all times your conduct is without reproach.

“Your service is motivated only by considerations of the best interests of our country; you know as well as I do, that our country for several years has been contending with serious challenges on multiple fronts.

“From the economy to national security, social justice to healthcare, infrastructure to the environment and climate change, this is a time that calls for determined efforts to achieve substantive reform.

“Ensure that our country can overcome its challenges and take advantage of the opportunities that abound for economic advancement and social development,” he said.

dhensity:
I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket..
Went to pick the girl up, I was driving. explained and she said no problem. Note this girl is a rich kid. When we got to the concert at Mauve 21, oh shit some heart wrenching moment it was. This girl paid for her ticket. We the guys paid for ours. 5000# for regular... You will not believe it. This girl freaking went to pay for VIP ticket. Hence separating herself from us.. VIP sat in the front .. Regulars at the back .. She now saw one of her school guys with VI p ticket too and they both went to their seat.

Me wey bring you come.. You leave me follow another guy. The thing pain me ehn
. then to make matter worst some comedian guy made joke that those in VIP do they have 2 heads to us in regular.

Show ended. My friend was angry saying I should leave the girl there. But it was late at night I can't do that. She came back after the show to the car. My friend asked why she did that and not seat wit us. Babe said I only drove her there.. She didn't follow me to the show, .na so I turn driver guys

OK let me complete the story. .there was after party in a nearby club and all the celebs went there..I am kinda forgiving or maybe stupid. We went to the after party in the club. The queue was mad as hell .loads of people trying to enter, it was even difficult for the celebs to enter but DJ spinhall was a the gate telling the security to let the known faces and few people in I was in the front trying to enter also. DJ spinhall saw me, probably because of my all white fitted native. I sha looked good in it. Maybe he thought i was an artiste also.He pointed at me that they should let me in. When I entered I begged dj spinhall to please tell the security about my friends out. He obliged me and my friend and the girl was in. DJ spin hall is really cool sha .

So we entered the club. Just to see what's going on.. I can't buy drinks ..since I lost my wallet and broken so we just fed our eyes. Before I could say jack.. The babe don move leav us again go where the celebs dey. Saw that she was chilling with phyno.. Snapping pics. Me and my guy jus dey dull dey look. We no even get money to buy drink. Enjoy our self..
I and my guy left the club and the girl and went to the car. My guy vex say make I leave the girl dey go. I said nope.. I can't leave a 19 years old girl alone like that, cos she hoped on me to take her back. Long story sha my mumu self wait for the girl. She came back saying she snapped with phyno and niyola ..they show me pics.Took her home sha. Make e no be say because of anger I will leave her stranded.. But when I replay it.. I for leave her go my own. That time I mumu ehn choi.

Valerie Economics ..U.I if u see this. Sango suppose strike you

You are not a mumu but a gentleman who cares for a young woman who could be your own naughty little sister.

https://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=2054&artikel=7313125


Police: Nigerian Cult established in Stockholm

Police say a violent Nigerian sex and drug trafficking gang called has established itself in Sweden's capital of Stockholm.
Police drugs expert, Lennart Karlsson, tells Swedish Radio how migrants from West African countries are attracted to Sweden with the promise of jobs - jobs that he says do not exist. Instead, moves in and leads the victims into crime.

Alexander Gagliano

Respeckk:
Matured advice please.....

Ever since i was small my mum have always have this unpleasant smell.she baths often but this smell have choose to not go away, i heard she got an infection after a miscarriage because we do discuss it amongst ourselves,we her children. The smell comes from her private and i dont know if she is aware of it. She baths often but after sometime the smell starts again.

She came to my house for visit and i was embarrassed when my husband passed and was asking what was stinking up the kids room, i know it was my mum but i told him something else.

She is someone that always like tying wrapper without any under and you can imagine how it is.

I dont want to embarrass but i know it has always been an issue with my dad(they have seperate room coz of this).she get angry easy too but i really have to.

Ps she has treated infection often and on but this smell is what i dont understand.doctors should help too.
Why is it that the smell refuse to go away because she bathes morning and night(rule while growing up in our house)

https://www.nairaland.com/5447439/how-tell-mum-she-body
Vaginal or genital malodour in women

Author: Hon Assoc Prof Amanda Oakley, Dermatologist, Hamilton, New Zealand, 2012.

What is vaginal malodour?

Many women complain that they have a bad smell or malodour coming from the vagina, even after washing frequently. This can be very distressing, particularly if it is noticed and commented on by someone else.

Genital odour is due to the combination of vaginal secretions, eccrine and apocrine sweat and external sources (urine, faeces, topical applications).

What symptoms should lead to concern?

A bad smell could be due to genital infection or disease. Clues include:

excessive vaginal discharge
itching (pruritus vulvae)
pain and soreness.
What conditions cause vaginal malodour?

Sometimes the apparently bad vaginal smell is actually normal, as vaginal secretions in every adult woman have a rather musty odour. The smell can vary throughout the menstrual cycle. There is also a wide variation in what is considered acceptable.

Bad smell is however often associated with infectious or noninfectious causes of vaginitis or less often, vulval disease.

Malodorous vaginal infections include:

Bacterial vaginosis (the most common reason for genital malodour, a fishy smell)
Trichomoniasis (this is foul-smelling in only about 20% of infected women)
Vulval ulceration of any cause, particularly if due to donovanosis or chancroid
Vaginal discharge associated with pelvic inflammatory disease
Forgotten foreign bodies such as tampons, diaphragms or sponges
Fistulas or passageways linking the vagina with the rectum or bladder following childbirth, injury or surgery
Hidradenitis suppurativa.
Although candidal vulvovaginitis (thrush) is very common, it causes a yeasty smell, which is not considered particularly unpleasant by most women.

Noninfectious causes of vaginal malodour include:

Excessive perspiration ( hyperhidrosis leading to bromhidrosis) especially associated with obesity
Chronic constipation and bloating or dietary factors leading to release of smelly rectal gases
Urinary incontinence, releasing ammonia
Faecal incontinence
Poor hygiene, often in women who are elderly or mentally unwell
Vulval cancer, when it is due to necrosis (death of tissue)
Discharge or necrosis of other genital cancers
Trimethylaminuria (fish-odour syndrome)
Olfactory hallucinations, e.g. associated with temporal lobe epilepsy
Psychiatric conditions.
What tests should be done?

Women complaining of genital malodour should undergo careful external and internal examination after a careful history has been taken. Tests may include pH, vaginal and/or vulval swabs for microbiology and sometimes skin biopsy.

What is the treatment for vaginal malodour?

Treatment depends on the underlying cause. Antibiotics should be prescribed for confirmed infection.

General measures should include:

Avoid wearing tight or occlusive underwear
Change underwear frequently
Bathe gently using non-soap cleanser once or twice daily
Attempt to lose weight, if relevant
If incontinent of urine, copper acetate impregnated incontinence pads may help to reduce the smell.
The hazards of self-treatment

Excessive washing, antiseptics, deodorants and douching (rinsing out the vagina) may irritate the vagina and vulva, potentially resulting in increased irritation and discharge from vulvitis, chemically-induced vaginitis or secondary infection. Don't do it!

TRADEMARK:
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If you are a lawyer,try market your competence to people around me or walk into law chambers to seek employment or better still partner with a collegue and set up your own little chamber.

mercyvivv:
So, after accruing all these to themselves corruptly, what assets then remains for Kwara? Nothing! May God punish all of them.

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The samething is happening in other states and in the Federal service.

legitnow:
Nigerians and Nigeria government should be very clear on wat the south africans aim to achieve.

They must not be distracted by tribe or becos mainly Yoruba and Igbos live in South Africa.

The South Africans will naturally look for a smart way to justify and excuse their behaviour.

As they have been doing, claiming criminality for taking the law into their hands and commiting crimes against foreigners.

Statement such as Gani Adams are misguided and plays right into the hands of South Africans.

Soon they will say Nigerians are not even smart, we are smarter.


The message to them is Xenophobia is unacceptable and pay compensation to the foreign business owners for the goods your people looted.

If South Africa will pay compensation it will be for Nigerians legally residing in their country and have valid business license. No country pays illegal immigrants for loosing his investments or savings unless the country is very generous like Libya around 2003- 2005.

Ipodisacriminal:
You ghanians want to start your own too abiiii

Small time now Ivory coast will commence hers

Gradually gabon will follow

It's times to return home and vote the dullard out

Who cannot fight for his people in diaspora

Talkless of her own country

The problem of Nigeria is not the Govt ,it is the people who are looking for unmerited favour quick money by any means . Nigeria is not the only poor country in the World.

TheDestroyer:
I pray to God your useless ghanians try what's happening In SA, we would bury you all in a week since you're close to Nigeria it won't be difficult to mobilize and turn that useless country upside down. The only thing saving South African animals is the distance from Nigeria.

If distance couldnot stop America from bombing Iraq and Afghanistan,why should tht stop Nigeria? Na mouth una get .
We as a nation need to change our attitude and respect our host nations.

Over a million West African migrants, most of them Ghanaian, were ordered to leave Nigeria at short notice in 1983. The Nigerian economy was suffering a downturn. But hundreds of thousands of Ghanaians then found themselves stuck outside Ghana's border unable to get back home. Alex Last has spoken to one Ghanaian who took part in the forced exodus. Photo: Migrants leaving Nigeria wait at the border to enter Benin.

In 1983, when Shehu Shagari was the President of Nigeria, an executive order was given to immigrants without proper immigration documents to leave the country or they would be arrested according to the law. Most of the immigrants were West Africans and mainly Ghanaians. Over 2 million men, women and children were affected. Incidentally, in 1969 Ghana also expelled Nigerians from its country. In 1969, Ghana enacted the Aliens Compliance Order in which hundreds of thousands of immigrants, most of which were Nigerians, were forcefully expelled from the country.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyYYRlNk1Jo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R3VJavf66I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPaR8D0hN0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s15qILX9dbY

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/w3csvttz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6XRfNBGygg

Steven Ndunyu
@jidenna Official but most Nigerians are not good people. They cut corners, they bring drugs, they are dishonest, make fake currency, have many fake get-rich-quick devilish preachers like TB Joshua & others, they don't respect the foreign laws of the land. These are not good people! South Africa send these people BACK. and Kenya, do the same before it's too late!

The King of Zamunda
@kayode omo Well he's speaking his mind. I rather a man who is honest than a liar. It doesn't mean he thinks every Nigerian is like this. I have had Nigerians cuss me out called me Akata and mock the rape of my ancestors. But I have also had very humble Nigerians who have treated me like a brother. This situation happened for a reason not just because they are jealous as some people claim. We all have to look at how we treat each other as I heard black people talking crap about other blacks for years.

Then we act all surprise when something like this happens. Look at the history of post colonial Africa and how many genocides civil wars mass rape has happened since independence. This says something about us as black people as we like to talk about brotherhood but do we really practice it?

s k
No Nigerians think they are educated yet they don't know anything. They are evil people Nigerians.. They are violent and don't respect others there.
They are crooks and juju people.crazy things with Women and used fake money. The man speaking, he is well educated proper understand these Nigerians actions. Nigerians need God..too many fake TB joshuas