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Family › Re: The Boy-child Should Also Be Domestically Inclined!!! by CoCoLav(f): 9:51pm On Nov 20, 2014
stinggy:
Help his wife cook in the kitchen while his mates her in the bar angry
He can only help on sundays, and should be just to taste the salt angry

Cook for himself? When there are many eateries huh

Just stop it pls! The lessons. It's okay where it is now. It won't be nice to take it further...
The males in my family are very good cooks, I won't allow him to be an exception.
Family › Re: The Boy-child Should Also Be Domestically Inclined!!! by CoCoLav(f): 7:53pm On Nov 20, 2014
Anaskie:
Madam, which one is end time girls again? Lmao grin
grin you know now. Those money money money girls, the ones that don't even care how you got the money, all they want is to eat it and once it finishes fiamm they disappear.
Family › Re: The Boy-child Should Also Be Domestically Inclined!!! by CoCoLav(f): 7:35pm On Nov 20, 2014
stinggy:
See what you've turned a nigga to. Not fair sad angry
What does he stand to gain with the experience?
He will help his wife in the kitchen when he grows up. Secondly, if he can cook for himself, he won't have time for end time girls. He is also a pro at anything frying: Chicken, fish, plantain and potatoes. By the time he turns 14 he will know how to cook rice, stew and beans very well. He already knows how to cook yam porridge to an extent. All na step by step grin grin
Family › Re: The Boy-child Should Also Be Domestically Inclined!!! by CoCoLav(f): 4:57pm On Nov 20, 2014
Of course!. The first time I asked my brother to help me pound crayfish, he gave me this disgusted look like 'am I a girl'. By the time I finished with him ehn, now he will come by himself to ask me if there's anything I will like him to do. He is now a pro at pounding afang.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by CoCoLav(f): 4:39pm On Nov 20, 2014
stinggy:
Maybe sha...

I'm fine, you?

Spied on your diary smiley you write well...
Yaaaay! thanks thanks!

I'm alright too smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by CoCoLav(f): 2:38pm On Nov 20, 2014
stinggy:
Abii oo
I wonder why some babes are feeling to big to kneel down. Could it be western influence?
I can't even blame it on western influence. It might just be pride. Anyway wassup with you?
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by CoCoLav(f): 11:13am On Nov 20, 2014
vizkiz:
So women still kneel in 2014? undecided
Why not? what's wrong with it?

Something that won't take anything from somebody.
Travel › Re: 10 Things UK Illegal Immigrants Cannot Do - Is UK That Worth It Anymore? by CoCoLav(f): 5:33pm On Nov 17, 2014
That's why its called "illegal"
Business › Re: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by CoCoLav(f): 5:25pm On Nov 17, 2014
^^^

[quote author=vedaxcool post=28099550][/quote]grin grin grin cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by CoCoLav(f): 10:58pm On Nov 16, 2014
stinggy:
Twas almost a boring day oo.
Ending fine tho smiley

In? Out?
Was out, just got in.
TV/Movies › Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by CoCoLav(f): 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2014
stinggy:
See ur head like 2naira buns angry undecided

Hwz ur day?
Lol. Its going well, yours?
TV/Movies › Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by CoCoLav(f): 7:05pm On Nov 16, 2014
stinggy:
An indian movie also

Fine. You?

Prayed for me? And have you started praying on it? tongue grin
Lol. I didn't pray for you o. How do I say God pls bless 'stinggy'? God might just be like "who is stinggy? and why is he stinggy?" grin
TV/Movies › Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by CoCoLav(f): 1:51pm On Nov 16, 2014
stinggy:
How about
Humko Deewana Kar'gaye?
Don't know that one o. I might know the English subtitle.

How are you?
TV/Movies › Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by CoCoLav(f): 12:11pm On Nov 16, 2014
mcevans1:
smiley smiley Those days when we used VHS players cheesy


You can download the move here

http://filmwapi.in/video/list/809940?bollywood-hindi-old-movie-download-Teri%20Meherbaniyan%20(1985)%20%5BDVDRip%5D

Enjoy wink
Thank you!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by CoCoLav(f): 8:00am On Nov 16, 2014
Mordyb:
I am really surprised that no one mentioned that amir khan movie Every Child is Special
Like stars on earth?
TV/Movies › Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by CoCoLav(f): 7:58am On Nov 16, 2014
mcevans1:
Teri Meherbaniyan

Released in 1985, Teri Meherbaniyan is a movie in which the dog actually plays the role of the hero after the main lead, Ram (Jackie Shroff) dies. The villains gruesomely murder Ram and frame his innocent friend Gopi, who is thereby arrested by the police. The only witness to this horrifying act is Ram’s dog Brownie. Now the dog undertakes the task of avenging its master’s death and successfully completes its mission. Brownie is not only shown as an action hero but it is also shown as an affectionate canine, whose heart aches to be with its loving master, especially in the scene where the dog visits its master’s grave.
Chai!!!!!!!

You brought back memories. This is my best movie ever, wish I could find it to buy or download


Then

Khabi Khushi Khabi Ghum
Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by CoCoLav(f): 5:48pm On Nov 15, 2014
iamaromolaeran:
Wrongturn---

One, TWO, BUCKLE MA SHOE/ and here come my
GOONS RUNNING YA HOOD/ you alone and
helpless. DUDE, WHATCHU GON DO?/
would he STOOP, CALL IT A TRUCE?'/ or would the
FOOL SUMMON HIS CREW?/ .... "TEAMCURVES!!"
he might bark.
But tha wud only put him in a bad shape to
LOSE ...RO-KI-A-TU!/
Wow!
Nairaland General › Re: This Begging Business! by CoCoLav(f): 5:41pm On Nov 15, 2014
hardbody:
There are times those pleas are genuine. I was coming back to Lagos years ago as a student and all my money was stolen while i was scrambling to join a bus. On the way i was sooo thirsty. So when we stopped at the usual point for refreshment i told a certain guy to spare me some change for pure water. I was not even talking about food. It was with a heavy betrayed heart that i monitored the guy eating and then buying suya and then his drinks but to spare me N10 never happened. It dawned on me that he probably did not believe me. Today i hand out help to people because sometimes they may be genuine. But as for the brazen liars , shishi i no dey give.
I just made up my mind to assist anybody scam or no scam so far I can afford it.
Nairaland General › Re: This Begging Business! by CoCoLav(f): 3:33pm On Nov 15, 2014
I went to UNILAG some days ago and on my way back from my faculty a guy approached me and begged for transport money that he is stranded. I just sighed because I had less than #300 on me that day. I asked him how come he was stranded and what department he was, he said he was in Industrial Chemistry and his money finished. Asked if he doesn't stay in the hostel and he said he does but he needed to go home to get something.

Considering that it was a Friday, I had to believe him and when I asked how much his fare was he said #300. I was like ahhhhh I cant afford that oo so i gave him #100. A part of me felt he lied because there's no way a student won't have someone to borrow #300 from but I didn't feel bad about giving him because there was a time a guy had begged me for money to eat and I felt it was scam and didn't gjve him. Its over 2 years and I still feel bad about it and wish I could have helped him out because I had the money.
Family › Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by CoCoLav(f): 12:07pm On Nov 15, 2014
stinggy:
Forgetting there can't be a perfect man. He might financially but sadly imperfect when it comes to that matter sad

Why not say your prayer stressing where you'll need the perfection. Other areas could be managed na wink
I didn't ask for a perfect man, I asked for one who is perfect for me.
Family › Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by CoCoLav(f): 11:26am On Nov 15, 2014
stinggy:
Starting well too. Tnx!
I rarely, you'll do well to teach me pls

You will?
... And I asked how you'll say that kinda prayer smiley
Sure why not?

I'll say something like God pls give me a man that is perfect for me smiley
Family › Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by CoCoLav(f): 10:58am On Nov 15, 2014
stinggy:
Aiite madam. Where were we sef? tongue

How's your weekend going btw?

Just checked your profile, you're biuriful I swear cheesy cheesy








shocked shocked
You need someone like Cocolav grin
Lmao! I appreciate the compliment smiley

Its going pretty well, yours?

We were at the part where you rarely pray sad
Politics › Re: Sanusi- Do I Support Buhari’s Decision To Contest For The Presidency Of Nigeria? by CoCoLav(f): 10:03am On Nov 15, 2014
The first three reasons = NONSENSE
.
Sanusi's first three reasons have a deeper meaning than meets the eye. Its more like he is giving us reasons to vote Buhari. Concentrating more on his positive attributes.

The fourth reason is the only one I agree completely with.
Family › Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by CoCoLav(f): 9:40am On Nov 15, 2014
stinggy:
What happened? Been away for sometime?
Been around, I wasn't notified of the mention. Just revisited the thread and saw it.
Family › Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by CoCoLav(f): 7:39am On Nov 15, 2014
stinggy:
I rarely.

That's not even my Q.
I mean instead of trial-and-error on a thing like this, you would rather pray to God?

How do you say such prayershuh
Just saw this mention sad
Family › Re: What Would You Do If You Discover The House You Are Living Belongs To Your Wife by CoCoLav(f): 7:33am On Nov 15, 2014
Soyedele1:
I'll be very angry for keeping it as a secret.

I'll demand for my house rents I av been paying.

Then, I'll be happy that my wife did something great yl we are together and we'll be proud of her.

I'll cont attending landlords' meeting lol .

If we don't enjoy n live the house together, who will?
Its not that easy trust me. You would start wondering how many other things she lied to you about.
Travel › Re: I'm Travelling By Air For The First Time Tomorrow, Pls Advice Me by CoCoLav(f): 8:08pm On Nov 14, 2014
mifavour:
d lady on ur dp tho! lol
How do you know its not me sad
Politics › Re: Lagos Gubernatorial Poll: Jimi Agbaje(pdp) Vs Ambode Akinwunmi(apc) by CoCoLav(f): 8:15am On Nov 14, 2014
berem:
So much confusion and contradiction in your post.
Something just alerts you every time Buhari is mentioned.

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