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agaba123:
When you have the impression that your man is a common gateman, it will be questionable if you say you can treat him like a king.

You will always treat a pig like a pig if like put a diamond ring on his nose.

Says who? Speak for yourself dear. Judge not the book by its cover, but rather judge them on their character. He may be a gateman, but his demeanor and attributes are that of a King.

j-girl:
Yes o!
When we meet the guys that deserve to be treated like Kings, they will get their treatment accordingly.
I will treat the gatemen like they are. I can't believe that there are so many good men out there. It's very funny that they make mistakes with how they treat women. Treat the good ones like crap and the bad ones like Queens. You can treat a pig with the illusion that he would turn into a stallion someday. That's how I'm sure you should treat the gateman. That someday, his eyes will open and he will become a Prince.

LOL. And guess what? It's perfectly fine. It's a learning process. YOu will get much better at it as time goes by. . I am making sure that Storm and Stone grow up to be GENTLEMEN, even if it costs me my life.

j-girl:
OF course there's nothing wrong with it.
She must have done a lot.
Okay, that's it! No more converting innocent nursery rhymes to these romantic scenes. I blame the OP for this

LOL, see what pple have done with innocent nursery rhymes for real? .

Next it would be "Humptey Dumptey fell off the fall because he was out soliciting men" , remember it ended " All the king's men, couldnt put Humptey back together again?" hmmmmm

j-girl:
LOL! I'll use that on my friend tomorrow. He's likely to kill me when he hears that.
As for my godson, I told You! Let him multiply. It was God's command to be fruitful.
No sex before what? Don't make me come after you. What's so special about sex anyways? This coming from the foremost supporter of FWBs.

There is nothing special about sex, afterall I have 10 very capable fingers that are clean and not diseased infested now , Again nothing is wrong with FWB either. Atleast, we both know before hand what we are getting into.

j-girl:
Kissing with bad breath? I'm sure that's a real sign of love and tolerance

I am telling you, anyman who does that really love their lady, and vice versa.

@topic
When you are mad at him, but he takes the initiative to put the "house" in order. That's love coupled with maturity.

j-girl:
Yeah[b] it's manly and romantic, isn't it?[/b]
Jill fell after him, I'm sure they were both indisposed for a long time.

Yea it sure was. And nothing is wrong with being manly and romantic. Jack was just walking in his dad's footsteps I guess

Well I am sure, pretty damn sure, Jill did her part as well. If not there would have been a verse 2

j-girl:
Those are the little things that a guy can give up for love. The car doesn't matter to him as much anymore. I'm not unbittable, I'm just immune.
What has he done now? Stop buying cushions!!!

Lmao, cuddling is very nice isn't it? Love is when there are no boundaries between you two. You talk about everything and anything under the sun. Then you share intimate secrets between the both of you only.

Hmmm, Immunity is the way forward. me likey that terminology jare. Nice one .

Erhnmmm as to your godson, girl I have tried it all, nothing has worked. M says he thinks he is on heat and i should put an ad out to have him shag, but I wont be a perpetrator of such crimes. No sex before marriage jare . Not under ma roof.

yea, it's nice when you can share intimate things with that special one, knowing it stays with him no matter what.  Awww.My lawyer don turn Dr. Phil


@topic
Love is when you wake up in the morning with bad breath and your sweetheart kisses as if it were going out of style

j-girl:
OH jeeeeeeeeeeez!
RED, that's it! You cannot break my ribs, thank you very much.
She could have gone down in a more dignified way but she chose to tumble. That's kind of sad, don't you think?
Lol! Spiked, stick with your Jack and James. One day, It'll all happen for you.

It was never my intention to break your ribs oo. I don't think I have an extra to replace yours .
On a more serious note, Jack is da man, He took a great fall for Jill. Now aint that Manly? . Too bad his ass was in bandage for a while. But I pray she JIll took extremely great care of him while he was indisposed.

j-girl:

RED, you have killed me. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
This is too much to handle.
For the sake of Nairaland, let's not define what a man is here.
Treating men like Kings is inviting trouble for some of us. Some don't know how to respond to such treatment. But how else do you ask without nagging?

LOL, Mama said "speak the truth child, for it shall set you free" ,

It's ok, remember in everything you do, always do it like Jesus would have. . So treat them like Kings, even when deep down inside we know they are common gatemen

j-girl:
lol!
@ topic, abi o!
Sha don't go to Jill. As they have told you, she tumbled after! Men are too complicated yet simple for my liking

No way, she felt sorry for poor Jack so being the lady her mama raised her to be, she came looking for the Loser Poor Jack

t00 cUTE:
u got me. am laughing hard.

That's ok darling, laughing is very good. At ripe 50, lol at life has made me look 5

loffers:
are u guys serious,
i don't believe u

Yes couldnt have been more reason

j-girl:
LOL!
I refuse to be bitten. It's really trying hard, isn't it? Stop wondering before I come over there and take my godson away for good.
LMAO at the signing thing. Don't mind this RED clown i'm doing the same here

So are you saying you are "unbittable" , As for your godson, he is on time-out jare. I am tired replacing cushions

@topic
When you cuddles you after a night of passionate love-making, instead of rolling over like a malu and snore all night long. , Now that's LOVE,

j-girl:
topup, you are so right. I hate the idea of giving him everything just like that. It's like you are spoiling your man with too much and he might take you for granted
I[b] think the best way to get your needs met without nagging is to have a grown up discussion with the man. [/b]
Men cannot read our minds contrary to the idea that they all have in their heads. If you don't tell them, how are they supposed to know what your needs are?
When you treat your guy like a King, I guess he'll treat you like a Queen. Meet his needs _{I cannot believe these words are even crossing my mind} and he MIGHT meet your needs _{Remember some men are just born dogs. They don't know how to appreciate things like that.}

J are u freaking kidding me? How many "men" know what it means to have a grown-up dicsussion? Abeg, 3/4 of them arent even grown. You are forgetting, having a 6inch d.ick, doesnt in anyway contributes to ones maturity. So maybe you will need to restructure that baby girl,

LOL, Also ONLY those whose parents treated them like King, can later appreciate when they are treated likewise by their spouses. Those who grew up abuses and maligned won't even know they are being treated like king, even if you stamped the title unto their foreheads,

j-girl:
Lmao! I think i prefer this one joo!

I think you know you're in love when you consider that person in every single thing you do, consciously or unconsciously. And you know that the person loves you when he shows you in the little things he/she does for you. Calling you to find out if you're okay especially when he takes notes of all the little things that matter to you in life.

Awwwww, I see my lawyer has been bitten by the "LOVE BUG" , ah wander who be de lucky guy, hmmmm

@topic
When you sign his name, instead of yours, on your passport application form

Jack was a weak heart that's why he broke his freakum head. Dumbo,

@topic
It all depends on where he is carrying me. To the bed, table, couch, et al? Hell Yea

@topic
1. When he allows you to drive his BMW even after you scratched it the first time he did,

2. When he gives you his Credit card and did NOT give you a limit

3. When he says what he means, and means what he says. In other words, when his words and his actions are not contrary to each other,

j-girl:
It is only love that would make a woman go overboard with her duties. If you've seen irresponsible mums, then you'll get a sense of where I'm coming from.
Women fall in love strongly though. So strong that some of them do stupid things like give up a 15,000 dollar modelling contract for a guy. . . . . ._{I still don't get it.}

LOL.Tell them na, The truth is, we Love too damn much dread .

j-girl:
I completely feel you. I know it's hard.
Guys want you to change them. The thing is when you want to change them, they just don't budge. I heard that same story too. You'd be the one to change me. Age is really just a number to a lot of guys.
The thing is I'm at that stage now. Although I'm young, I just want to meet that guy now and get married to him 2, 3 years from now. I've sacrificed a lot for my relationships but it seems the more I want to put in, the more the guy seems to demand from me. I'm an advocate for slow and steady but others want fast and sloppy. And I feel like you and I were on the same wavelength. I want to enjoy being young but I seriously wouldn't mind love. Some guys that I've been with make me regret looking for love though because all of a sudden, you start second-guessing everything you've been through. I'm in an overprotective family too. I only enjoy singledom when I'm in school so I understand it all.
FWB - Friends with Benefits. You just have flings with them and that's it but you're still friends. It's healthy on the short-termNo problem. Give it to CodeRED, she knows where to find me.

LOL, you are my old bones go "creak, creak, creak" jare ,
Girl you can take a pig out of the gutter, but what makes you think you can take the gutter out of him? abeg. Keep wishing, I don tire oo
I am swinging with the tide. If they treat me like a Queen, I treat them like a King. They treat me like crap, and I extend the same favour.

topup:
[color=#cc0066]I completely agree. I'm at the stage where I have no choice but to be single, I think I am fooling myself if I think that I have a good selection of serious guys who are of ages close to my own ~20s. My last b/f was 21, and he was a graduate, told all the stories of 'I'm ready to change' but I think he thought I could change him, he would repeat that 'the right woman, would be an incentive enough to change' but he slipped back into his old ways within 2 months. So, I know that age isn't a determinant. It simply relies on the man and the man alone. For all I know an 18 year old could be more mature than a 30 year old. I am only simply remaining single so that I can scope the guys around me, and with the last relationship I was all too willing on making it work, and heading towards something that could develop into marriage that I wasn't really thinking rationally about the type of guy I was dealing with. Then also I want to be single, so that I can meet more people, once you have a 'tag' on you, you have to worry about the looks guy A is giving you, or tell overly friend guy B that you have a b/f (which ultimately pisses him off). Coming from an overprotective family, I am only just tasting singledom to it's fullest, flirting, partying, enjoying being young (not doing anything to be ashamed of though), also finding myself. But seriously if love was here, I wouldn't reject it.



WHAT IS FWB?[/color]

Friends with Benefits

j-girl:
Exactly girl!
We're going to Dubai! My godson has to come too.

Of course na, Even Zing coming too love , He has his travelling VET now

StephenP:
LOL I guess. You don't have to stress about whether you're being caught especially on those wild nights.

LOL, hmmmmmmmmmm. Someone needs a shrink? .I have am certified by NYC.

Well they say unless you aren't caught (shhh, mens' rule ONLY I guess)

quote from J-gir
You will not be the death of me.
I can't even laugh because i don't know how to. Lol!

Not my intention love

Quote from J-girl
Dubai is really rich. Can he take us there? I want to go there toooooooooooo

Yes you know I free-handed. Will sure take you love


Quote from J-girlHow dare he do that?
Hey, that's what he's FWB for. No strings attached. Another one will come by


Now that's the spirit, There are many more "toys" where that one came from

StephenP:
I'm at the stage where I'm enjoying the somewhat blissful life of a single adult. I spend almost every opportunity I have to go out hanging out or partying . . . anything to increase my network of friends.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I believe 'clean fun" is the best fun any individual can have .

@J-girl, Intel just reported the FWB under ma radar has a "wifey" LOL, Life is so not fair jare

j-girl:
2nd wife?
NO way! He might be fine but he isn't fine enough to make you #2 in his life!
We won't allow it. He's gotta do better. Maybe half as good as our guy in the SUV Girl, I know. Nothing comes easy. I'm happy for you anywayz. Just send my IV so i can get souvenirs. LOL

Girl, I know o, Don'e mind him, Dubai is rich, I will take his ass to the cleaners

tRoOE:
[font=Garamond] [color=#990000] [size=12pt]@CodeRED
Yea i got your message and i called you back, would have left VM but was to lazy . Miss ya too long time no see, might be coming to NY in 2 wks but still thinking, or  just got through philly instend sef and E is great jare, even though i want to choke him

I know dear, I figured that much. Take it easy dear. Yea you know your place is here in NY anytime,  . Please dont choke mY E, That boy is too good o.

j-girl:
So you're one of them serious guys?
A lot of girls would be lucky to come across you.
Some guys on Nairaland need to take a pen and paper and copy this down.
I don't understand why guys don't understand love jare!
It's much more than just sex. There's a whole different textbook applying to either of them.

copying it down and NOT digesting it into their systems will defeat the whole purpose , Continue to pray and fast. God answers prayers.

dreeldee:
naw they want more of sex, than love, but i want to settle down with one girl not just for sex so u see

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. A breath of fresh air. Maybe your fellowmen can learn a thing or two from you. .

@J-girl, the Arabian Knight told me he wants a 2nd wife, so I am out jare. I wont be sharing my loot with no other heifer

tRoOE:
Am at the stag where i already know what i want in life, and how i will go about it by making it come true. I know for sure there might be obstacle down the line but am willing to take the chance, because life is all about risk taking, and i have a wonderful man, family and best friend to support me through.

My love life is great, we are at the final stage called marriage, lol in fact we are already there, but glory be to God

Baby love, Long time na, Left you a message. Call your aunty oo. she misses you BTW, How is my E?

j-girl:
Professional gold digger. No guarantees.
LOL!
You know? I will always have my Cayman accounts.
At least that was what I was promised two days ago.

We are only claiming what is rightfully ours now, , Well they claim to be "untouchable" Let's see them handle this one,

j-girl:
I want them all from HIM We're not signing pre-mup. In case of divorce, I'm moving to Afghanistan and he can't get jiggy with anyone, I'll cut his off! Bobbit-style baby!

LOL, mean girl , Well to tell you the truth I dont think I will waste my energy bobbing it, Will rather show off my rabbit to him . Yes o, NO PRE _NUP, Hit em where it hurts jare, $$$$$$

topup:
[color=#cc0066]What are FWBs? But do you think you can truly have a relationship with someone (even if it is a fling) that you won't get hurt? How can you have a relationship if you don't invest even just a bit of emotion into it, it becomes just cold doesn't it.
I[b] know how you feel, but I prefer to wait until I see that guy who is serious [/b] about his life, and has already done the 'whoa boobies, whoa sex' phase![/color]

Huney you may wait until you are grey. The truth is MOST men dont know what they want. Look around you, the so-called playas, during their useless lives, came across some great women. But due to them thinking with their 3rd hand instead of their brains, they lost those gems. Look at the "twats" they later end up marrying. Why? by then their history has already been published, therefore, no good girl will even touch their shadows. Wisen up dear. Love can work, if you make it work. As my good ole ex used to say "if yo find ah donkey, ride em"

eldee:
AIDS?? Nah . . . STDs are passed on by choice
Conquests are won by tact, determination and passion.

Infact I've always wanted to stop phishing, but nah . . . eLDee wasn't born a quitter

NOthing is wrong with phishing jare. Matter of fact it's one of my favourite things to do in my spare time.  The trick is where you phish and for what? .
I love being chased, it gives me orgasms . So I am not ready to give up being a "phishee" ,

As per being a "conquestee", Hmmmmm, No way. If I am, then I must find a way of getting revenge. Remember, I am woe--Man

j-girl:
This is why i really just want to end it all right here. Go marry some rich kid or sommin. Get a Ferrari and have all the fun in the world.
Gucci, Versace, Fendi, Miu Miu and all that. Why can't I see my future now? I want to know it all.

LOL, I have made sure to purchase some for myself, just in the event things don't work out, he wouldnt claim to have been the one to upgrade me, . But having someone pamper you with the likes is heavenly girlfriend. Trust me . Just make sure you keep that hidden bank account incase he wants to get jiggy with his secretary. By then you will be collecting "double" alimony