₦airaland Forum

charlycharly:
If you don't find anything special why can't you just move on and keep quiet.

boman2014:
thats very correct


in addition - the gun is in h3r right hand and is not pointing to the direction of where the blood spill out from her head

Alikote:
my friend started hammering in his late 30 prisely 39 and has viturally out done most of his friend financially ...he built a nice duplex drives a c class 2013 and earn around a million monthly transporting oil for an oil major .he now 49 and has,been earn this sum for almost a decade ..he is a liverpool fan and flys regulary to watch match in the uk .i visit him lately and look at his shoe collection worth almost a milla..he told me he was driving one nigga 10 yrs ago ..b4 the break thru...it never too late

MissingBudget:
If you know anything about publishing, you will know that our publishing houses here are not up to standard. He wants the best for his book. Get over it. Maybe when he needs quality medical attention he should also go to Nigerian hospitals and die abi?

EDITED: I agree to making an inferior case above, but I won't cower and delete it. And please stop quoting to insult me. It is my opinion, though faulty.

boombay:
[b]in my own opinion she did the right thing..
That serves the boy right
Mark my word the boy will find it extremely difficult to steal again
before bashing read a little true life story that happened to me...
Ten years back I was in js3 preparing for junior waec and I was preparing for the exam seriously.
I was attending one evening lesson where we paid 20naira per day..
on this fateful day as usual immediately my school closed I headed to the lesson venue only to be told "no lesson" that our teacher wasn't around...
then followed some guys back to my school to play ball I used my 20 naira meant for my lesson to by zobo drink for i and friends.. twas getting late i headed back home planned of lying to my mum and she won't know about all what happened at the lesson that day... little did I know my female friend who is my classmate in school and at lesson went home after she knew there was no lesson for that day... she usually pass the front of my house when going home and my mum saw her and asked her where I was and she explained everything to her
i was bouncing home and i met my mum grinding pepper not knowing the pepper was me... I greeted her and she asked where did i go to?
and I lied... she just stood up dragged me inside the house poured pepper in my eyes ,got me stark naked started flogging me...chai!!
she then pushed me outside the compound and i was stark naked i couldn't see a thing...mehn see how fine fine girls wey i dey toast for street they see my bolokos for outside..
our neighbours helped me that day sha...
now since that day I accounted for even a kobo accurately...before the incident I never stole and after the incident saw stealing as a death sentence for me
now tell me if this boy wants to steal again... the scars on his hand will make him stop.
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ERCROSS:
[b] And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo....

ooohhh, then I remembered the last cup of garri I had in my cupboard.... oooohhh Garri, I love u.... saving the life of Nigerian students since 1509BC... I brought out the life saver and took one of pure water which I bought earlier to dilute my solute.. I can feel its hotness even as I held it, well, I no get choice, I just put am like that , stirred the molecules together...

I lift up the first spoonful to my mouth, and I cudnt say for sure if na garrium sulphate I dey swallow or na Eba... Chai, d hunger wey don hammer my head no even let me notice the difference in taste I just dey carry out my business transactions dey go, I'd rather die of lassa fever than die of hunger..... I finished my GarrieEba......

Still unsatisfied with a half filled belly, I went to a female friends place with the hope of getting something to eat, As I dey go na hin I don dey pray say make manna from heaven dey fall for her house ooo...
God still answers prayer, I was greeted by the aroma of a well scented stew as I knocked on the door... ooohhh thank God...
ko! ko!! koko!!!
who be that... a masculine unfriendly voice answered( maybe Lalasticlala ) ...
its me Ercross, I seek for mhizkel.
She went out
pls, when is she coming back
Tomorrow....
haa, Gbese reh ooooo... Tomorrow keh
Depressed and saddened, I turned back and left...

Now am back at home lying on the carpet, **who go sleep on top bed for this heat**
the heat wey spoil my food because I no open the pot cover allow air enter as I was told by my next door neighbour tosyne2much....
Guess its one of those nights when we go to bed with an empty stomach....
All thanks to the heat



Hoping tomorrow will be a better day
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vickvan:
Op pics of the water and drinks being thrown at him or idontbelieveit.

gentle007:
why are there different suites in a hotel? why I there a vip lounge in a club? why do aircrafts have different classes?
Come to think of it, who would have sat upstairs?

theshaderoom:
Most of my threads make FrontPage but Nope, FrontPage is not my intention on this thread. I genuinely did not know.

vizkiz:
I can't believe I was shouting sai buhari this time last year

KINGinVAHALA2:
You re just knowing? doest it means you have been staying inside rock and just came out?

Nichobabe:
I hear you bro, but the fact remains that the girl is just lucky, you can't take away that fact.

Even if she was paid to act she is still lucky.

She is getting a house, she is lucky

She is getting endorsement from IBTC, she is lucky

She is now a motivational speaker and people listen, she is lucky

She is even getting more deals than Nollywood actress, She is lucky

So whether acting o or real o. She is lucky

onosprince:
If you can make it in Lagos then you can make it anywhere.

Roidatom:
Seriously?
Wow!
After 45 years, they are a good example of "Procrastination."
At least they tried sha.

By the way, look at this building below.
I designed it. Does it fit anything like your taste? I translate your dream house to reality. Let me design anything you want.
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babadem2much:
Death no de see those half naked actresses ni? abeg no vex o I no quarrel u too mbok

Smellymouth:

Teespice:
this thread reminds me of how distracted I got watching two goats having sex.

how this goat was chasing the female up and down. Obviously, it was on heat. the way it would mount the female from behind and it's kini will shoot out and the humping begins.

thank my chi that the woman whose shop I went to did not notice as she wasted time looking for my balance.

I am so perverted. smh.

SaiBuharii:
It's not my fault u didn't finish with a good grade. Don't pour your frustration on me.

SaiBuharii:
The reason you finished with a pass is not because you refused to sort, it's because of you refused to sit down attend classes and read.

We are not talking of 2.2 or 2.1 here, you got a pass man...which is the worst available..

*Just to correct that assertion.

Sharp9:
The man has been teaching you on how to invest and you failed to see the biggest investment he personally brought you? you need more classes on investment. opportunity to be CEO someday , wait, oh, you don't want the tag 'gold digger'? guys are going round looking for gold to dig since PMB took over, bro dig you might see diamond. If poverty knok for ur door, no call us oooo

Jamean:
No baby

Jamean:
NO!

I believe I'm not one of the people it will work for.. besides marrying a younger man will imply that I have to wait for quite a number of years before getting married. Again I don't see that happening.

rman:
That is the problem with Nigerians and the people promoting this coincidence bullshit. You are tactically admitting it is about money. Thank you for confirming the underlying message of my initial post.