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Hmm... na wa o!

All diz guys saying showing her money, show her money, how far na? How market? Are you really happy? Since you have been showing the money, what has that gotten you so far?

Sadly, what some of you guys don't (want to) understand is that any girl you got because of your so called money, another guy is most likely going to snatch her away from you because of that same money when the time comes.

Someone took his time to give you a better way of attracting women who will be loyal and true to you and instead of learning one or two things from his point of view, you are here saying no need, just show her the money.

In other words, you don't even care if the girl truly loves you or not. All you want is just to have someone you can be fuckïng abi? It's a pity. What's the need of being in a relationship then? You might as well remain single for life and be ready to getting yourself an ashawo any time the need to fuςk arises.

Just look at your life. You don't even want to man up. A girl is exploiting you because the only good thing she can see from you is your so called money and instead of calling her to order, you are here supporting the same materialistic notion.

Tufiakwa

And the girls are not even helping matters at all. I saw one of their foolish representatives on this thread saying just show me your bank account and I'm like so that you will show me your pants abi?

Tufiakwa.

Tomorrow they will come out and start shouting men only see them as sex objects but that's exactly what you are! Ashawo ten kobo!!!

Tufiakwa! Ya so kwa unu!

Most people are not sexually attracted to their siblings so there may be nothing wrong there

Besides, they might have been doing something like that since they were kids.

... Yeah right, just like the way I predicted that Eve will give Adam the fruit and Adam will eat it sharp sharp

And it still came to pass.

SHAIBULIAR:
I have seen her name and I was not disappointed

Before nko?

Na dem na

Dem no dey carry last at all for dis kain tin

Tufiakwa!!!

csamii:
You see why I said hypocrisy is our problem. You want government to go after those they perceive as corrupt but not everyone that is corrupt? You definitely have a dead brain!

In other words, or should I say in your own understanding, they are not corrupt, huh?

And you're calling someone else dead brain

Sorry is your name.

csamii:
No! Corruption is not our major problem but double standard and hypocrisy. When you accuse people of been corrupt and you dine with other corrupt people, tell me, isn't that corruption itself?
When fighting corruption and there's no road map of economic reformation, no wealth creation. Everything is centered on the fight against corruption, ain't you making the country weak and vulnerable to the same corruption? A graduate without job must survive and he will go to any length just to survive.

Double standard and hypocrisy you say?

Those people being witch hunted, are they corrupt or not?

Okay, if you agree they are corrupt, then stop defending corruption. Let them be sent to jail.

When another government comes in, let them start their own witch hunting as long as those being witch hunted are guilty as charged.

It's a simple logic but the ethnic bias and hatred in your brains will never allow you to see how this whole 'witch hunting' of a thing will eventually work out for your own good.

You are telling me that corruption is not our major problem and you want me to take you serious

Mtchewwww

Kompressor:
I wanted to call you a goat but I will desist from insults.
How is your life now?
Do you have a job?
Is your business thriving?
Are you getting your salary on time?
Do you have steady electricity?
How much is fuel?
Do you feel safe when you go out?

If your answers include more than 2 'No' then you earned yourself the title I desisted from using

You are a goat.

If at this your old age, you still don't realize that corruption is the reason why all those inimical problems you mentioned still exist in this country even so many years after 'independence', then I'm afraid to say it, but you are a fool forever!!!

Keep looking for whom to blame for your problems.

You are asking me how much is fuel and if I'm getting steady electricity as it to say na today nyash begin dey for back

Mtcheeewwww

csamii:
Fighting corruption is all he knows.

Let's say all the people he tagged "corrupt" decides to return their loots, what next? Buhari what is next?

Yes, and that's the reason why we chose him

Anybody who is wise enough will know that CORRUPTION is just about the ONE MAJOR problem that this country has that is setting us back.

Kill corruption and see Nigeria triumph into greater heights.

That's all

Sai Baba

Coldfeet:
Ibu onye? Cold.feet bu so ofu ebe a! Ke ebe ishi wete aham bia tinyere ya "s" ?

Ha ha ha… nne ị dịkwa very very funny.

As from kịtaa kịtaa, ị ghọọla coldfeet nke old testamentị

Say Amen

Men come and go

But land still remain.

Na wa o!

This life get as e be o!

Na dis same FFK open im mouth say make Oga Buhari report imsef for any nearest police station and make Nigerian Army strip am off all his benefits and entitlements during that election time.

Today, na the same FFK dey EFCC custody and Buhari dey inside Aso Rock

Chai!!!

I don't believe this nigga at all

Thot gay people use to claim they were born that way

So if they are really born that way, how come he didn't know about his sexual preference from the word go?

Or maybe, he acquired the habit somewhere along the line, who knows...

Anyway sha, all the gay people in the house, I dey troway salute for una becos say una too mush, I swear

Nothing do una so Make una jus dey do una thing ( behind closed doors, abeg)

Mtcheewww

Nairaland and recycling threads

In fact, this thread should be moved to the Recycle bin asap

Ranchhoddas:
How can a girl be dictating how you live your life. Give am red card card sharply.

Na wa o

I jus dey wonda which kain rubbish guy be dis guy sef

Woman come dey give you instructions and you come dey accept am

The guy must be a real püssy nigga

Why not tell the babe say baby I dey go watch match come back later abeg

Na all diz kain bobos dey make all diz gels dey misbehave. Before you know am gel go begin tell you who you go speak wit and who you no go talk to

Mtcheeew

Anyway sha some gels ger luck say you neva jam pesin like me

You go cry taya buh I no even send

Attention seekers everywhere

I hate attention seekers

Anyway sha, if you are single and you want to be enjoying sex, then according to the gospel of sista omogin, all you have to do is to change your religion from Christianity to anything else...

Mtcheewwww

ify2016:
As eh!!!!

Give and take action.

Na anybody business when person wan marry. I never hear say marriage na compulsory thing o

Marriage na bondage if you never know!!!

You can always know when it's a woman talking!!!

Ha ha ha

Baby sorry o, marriage is not a must.

Let's just say it is a type of bondage that most girls seek

HA HA HA AHA AHAAAA

Wow!

Cloudgoddess!!!

My kind of girl!!!

Baby, please talk to me

Please, let's get in touch

You see, that's one thing I keep on telling women. Don't get overly reactive or overly defensive! I just don't know why so many women seem to have this problem

Listen OP, if I were to be your brother-in-law and I'm really bent on making a huge case out of this, hmmm, your sis is never going to win this. I will ask her these three simple questions that she can never answer without implicating herself further:

1. Did I mention your name anywhere in the DP...? NO
2. Are we married for up to twenty years...? NO
3. Are you a psycho...? NO

Then why on earth would you think the post is referring to you?

And if I even want to make things even much more difficult for her, l tell her that I can no longer eat her food again because I don't trust her anymore!!! Which is case number two. Now, let's see how she's going to win that one too, since she thinks she can be so heady

So my dear, you better go and tell your sis to make up with her man sharp sharp as in right now. I totally admit the man has been disrespectful but the thing is, the man could easily claim he wasn't referring to his wife and the society will buy it.

Believe it or not, if the marriage eventually crashes, everybody is going to put the blame on your sis

I hope you and your sis are now beginning to realize why they say it's a man's world?

Manchester United Brothers buys Arsenal London

Being the most successful decorated English side plus with the recent acquisition of one of the best managers in the world, José O'Mourinho, Manchester United Brothers is well positioned for the future.

Of lately, Manchester United Brothers have not been doing so well hence the injection of some young but experienced fresh blood which Arsenal London can always boast with will surely go a long way in creating a new solid corporation that will dominate world soccer for a long time to come.

The merger will certainly challenge the position of the likes of Barcelona Assets and Real Madrid Inc. and at the same time save Arsenal London from the disappointment of perpetually coming up as second best year in year out.

Road blocks to a deal
As of now, the two managers still don't see eye to eye so it would be a miracle how they will both function in the Board of Directors. It is so obvious that hardly will they agree to any suggestion that will position the new corporation for greater heights.

Certificate mentality people everywhere!

For your information people, I stand to be corrected but I think the owner of this forum has none of those certificates and yet the nigga is richer than most of your lecturers.

Think skills, people

What can you do?

What can you do with what you have learnt?

That's what I think should matter now and not whether 3rd class is better than HND

mytime24:

https://i65.tinypic.com/155s9px.jpg

Nice try but don't you think this joke is on you?

This joke is dead on arrival because if you are holding an empty Sardine can and you have to wait until you open it to confirm it, then you are nothing but a confirmed olodo

Ha ha ha..

steppin:
The heart of a woman.
They take risks which three men combined together won't take.
Which man would have the guts to stand in a secluded area at 2am in the morning, waiting for a complete stranger to pick them up?

That's not taking risks, in essence

That's total stupidity if we are to call a spade a spade

End time sèx

Chai

I dey fear o

People get strong archive for did cuntri o

Ladycloud:
And someone will comman say this nation is not fantastically corrupt..

.

What's your point?

Medunah:
If he had parked and told her to get out of his car and zoom off leaving her dere, would he have died??

Cos tell me, if it had being his fellow man or a lady stronger than him insulting him, would he have slapped him/her??
Why to guys tend to go physical on ladies weaker than them??

Just so you know there are women who have done worse and the partners handled it other ways than being physical.....she is not your child, you don't correct her by beating her, if he slaps her today for doing this, wat will he do when she does worse Turn her to a punching bag??
I am not justifying what she did but he should av kept his hands in check.

PS: I never said what she did was right!! Whatever it is she did still doesn't justify him going physical

Listen to this.

[size=15pt]You Can Get Much Further with a Kind Word and a Gun than with a Kind Word Alone - Al Capone[/size]

My point is: the bïtch deserves what she got.

Dropping her and zooming off is just like using kind words. It doesn't achieve much. Unleashing four to five hot slaps without any warning in quick successions has a way of resetting even the slowest brains to normal default. Any military man will tell you this.

Besides, don't forget the saying: spare the rod and spoil the child brat!

VampireeM:
[size=14pt]STALE [/size]

[size=14pt]VERY VERY STALE [/size]

Mtcheew... very hilarious dry joke

[size=25pt]Sometimes people, SIZE DOES MATTER!!! [/size]

benedictnsi:
Omo..... Anger weh Nigerians suppose D display against our political thieves are now forwarded to cheap thieves...... It's a pity


I pity the family....

Cheap thieves you say?

I'm sure these cheap thieves neva do you sontin

Because if dem don do you, I sure say na you go even bring the fuel or tyre needed to burn dem to ashes