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This is so nice!

If you got it you better flaunt it!!!

We I Want More!!![/size]

Don't beg her again

Just Get another girl

Later If she ask you tell her it's another prank

No time for mgbati mgbati

matrix199:
Illiteracy is bad.



How does dissolving the management team of a bank affect the capital base of the bank? Even in a situation where the bank goes liquidated, the NDIC is on ground to refund customers' money.


Fuel price wants to increase.. Panic buying.
Fuel price wants to decrease.. Panic buying.
Change the management of a bank... Panic withdrawal
Bank takeover.... Panic withdrawal


Must everything be panic?

I dey tell you!

Illiteracy baaad buh our own case for dis cuntri pass illiteracy.

Believe it or not, so many learned and informed gentlemen and women go follow dey dat queue

Think of that ebola time. You no go bliv am if I tell you the number of doctors and nurses wey follow Baff wit salt water

The truth be say our people too dey fear

And a man who is afraid can easily be controlled

I see nothing but the production of more and more half-baked cheese loading...

What do you mean by any hope?

How do you define success?

Why do you want me to tell you what I did to 'make' it as a microbiologist? Do you want to copy me or something?

Anyway, this is what I did.

Are you listening?

Okay. I joined PDP. Then I was opportune to meet Das.uki. End of story. I believe you know the rest.

Wait a minute... Is that the EFCC coming?

Sorry. Bye for now. We'll talk later...

6 6 6 things on my mind

DJHANDSOME:
Na seun and lalasticlala remain now!

Seun own go even worse

As I dey look the guy, na for nite im go do am

Gangster1ms:
Hope somebody won with me..

I did.

Thanks a lot, man

That Italy 0:1 gave me a scare

More power to your forecasting elbows

prince3009:
@Coldfeets and DCTrendy, i am about to open a Neteller account now. Which currency do you think is best for me to choose out of the options available. i own a website where i am looking forward for people outside Nigeria to make purchases and also another website where just Nigerians alone will buy so i am confused at which currency option to choose (between the Naira and USD) as they (Neteller) made emphasis that any option chosen cannot be eventually changed. Any ideas

I'd say go for Neteller in USD

That's what I'm using

It's the commonest

But I believe there should be some inter currency conversion on Neteller so you don't really have much to worry about

I rep NETELLER

PayPal can continue blocking Nigerians for all I care!

His condition is known as thanatophilia

Chineke mee!!!

O boy see raw ala ooo!

I must watch this film from beginning till the end whether e get good storyline or not

I no say I no dey watch nollywood buh dis one dey different. Chai dis movie go even swit pass mojo

And I also hope say the fim get part two to four

In fact make I search YouTube na na na

Wetin you talk say be I'm name sef?

Make I begin put my Glo overload data plan to good use

So true

Gangster1ms:
santa cruz fuccked me up yesterday. . Let's win something. Exclude the live game.. i smell fucck up.

I'm afraid of that Young Boys

I love this

The Big Brother is slowly and gradually trying to decide for everyone

It's either you have it or you don't

No choices in between

Welcome to the New World Order

chuksonu:
Why are you talking like a fool?.I don't like commenting but I just can't resist responding to your mumuness.
Do you understand the meaning of oat of office?.
Do understand the meaning of constitution?.
Nigeria is really in serious trouble if her youths reasons this way.
Nigerians deserves the right to see a proof that their elected president possessed the prerequisite qualification to become their president.
The f9 certificate we saw before was discovered to be fake because he was a cap and eye glass wearing old Buhari.Not the Buhari that purportedly sat for Cambridge wasc in 1961.

Chai... just look at the person calling another person mumu

The way he was sounding so proud and questioning people's ability to reason properly, you'd think he has some very good points to defend his stance

Hmm, bros, so you want to solely base your judgment of the falseness of the result based on the passport photograph you see on the statement of result?

So, assuming Buhari should just change the passport and maybe, put the one he took in 1961, that will automatically authenticate the result in your eyes, abi?

Ha ha ha... mbaaa, ezigbo nsogbu di

Bros mi, ndo.

He he he he...

Where are all those #IStandWithMetuh Crew?

I hope say una don dey beginning to see say stealing is kwarupshon?

Ndi ala

Na wa o!

What manner of callousness and insensitivity is this?

People are lying dead around you and all you can think of is to quickly hide any evidence that might point a finger to you

Instead of cautioning their reckless drivers, they are busy trying to deny their role cum irresponsibilty in the untimely death of these poor souls

I just wish the relatives of these victims will sue and sue heavily

Mylove55:
since d case is important to ur life, while not pick-up d case, onuofia

Onuofia indeed!

gocac:
if you ask me i think buhari should resign......its a national embarrassment that a president should be having a case of forged certificate, if it were in the UK...david the PM would have resigned. but it is nigeria where the court is there to determine the out come.... so will the court determine sarakis case too.. saraki most not resign. simple

But unfortunately, no one's gonna ask you so you better keep that your effed up opinion to yourself, okay?

Eyaaaa

This is exactly what happens when people are taught to prioritize CERTIFICATES over SKILLS.

So what d'you have in the end?

A bunch of certificate-carriers looking for where or how to even ENSLAVE themselves some more all in the name of working for someone.

What a pity.

Alleluia!

We thank the Lord for your life

But unfortunately Mister oga Jerry, the bad news is that...

[size=20pt]You Will Still Die... One Day[/size]

Na wa o!

This is serious.

I mean, c'mon, the babe looks too YOUNG to be OVER-AGED

Or maybe, it's just another case of OVER-USE

Well, whatever, that's her business...

sammyj:
This is one of the Greatest news under this administration within the last one year. However, I hope this will come to past and shame the wailing wailers! !!!

Na wa o! Guy, must everything about (shaming) the wailing wailers?

For your information, there's no way you can please everybody no matter what you do so forget that talk about shaming the wailers or pleasing the zombies.

At the end of the day, I believe what everybody wants is just a well functioning Nigeria.

LOUIS6:
i played croatia vs portugal over 9.5 corners... Pls does it include both 30 minutes extra ?

No sir

Your money don go

Hahaaha

Hi there

I hope whoever uploaded that picture has the full license rights to do so?

Unless you are the person in the photo or you signed an agreement to use her image, just be aware that the officer in the photo could start a litigation problem for you OP so be warned...

It's high time we start respecting people's rights and privacy in this country

Gangster1ms:
Local bookies are greedy and will at any chance prevent u to win in many ways.. infact they arent smooth at all compared to foreign bookies.
In ratio of bookies to punters
local is 90:10
Foreign is 50:50
If u can open foreign please do so and never look back at local.

I don't quite agree with you. Apart from maybe slightly higher odds and err... let's say cash out option for some of the foreign bookies, I'll say they are all the same

Win is win and loss is loss.

In fact, foreign bookies like bet365 or interweeten can be more stressful because of their very strict registration requirements and all that

Compare that with our local bookies where you easily register and fund with naira sharperly and start playing immediately without having any need to buy dollars or ecurrency

Stanleywaxy:
There's no need of elaborating more on this issue with you... Sorry i quotedquoted you first, but I can't continue talking about these issue with you

I perfectly understand, bro. There's nothing to apologize about.

If you noticed, I kept on repeating ha ha ha just to show I was just having fun.

But one thing I really hate in people is people getting unnecessarily defensive like the way chibuhealth went about it.

Next thing you know, she's throwing insults probably because she thinks my statement was a personal attack on her or something.

Believe it or not, I am single myself and you know what?

I like it that way.

So, I totally get you when you said most people are relaxed that way.

To tell you truth, I don't even understand this go-and-marry marriage pressure ish of a thing. Some folks want to get married; some don't. Let them be. Live and let live.

But all the same, I might consider getting married to someone like lovelygurl if she's really lovely... and not a lesbian!

Stanleywaxy:
Ezi agwa (Good Manners) bu Mma nwaanyi, and not the crap you wrote there, stop being a kid, marriage isn't for all and it would remain like that.
Most people feel relaxed when single than when they're in a relationship.. Ok.?

Taaa, nwoke m, mechie onu, ka m kwuo okwu. Biko chere ka m gwa umu nwaanyi a okwu. Imaka ife i n'ekwu? Gini bu ezi agwa?

Kedu uru o ga-abara gi ma i machaa mma niine nwechaa ezi agwa niine mana i nwero di?

And by the way what do you mean by most people?

Abeg, Help me ask people like chibuhealth and lovelygurl how relaxed they are being single

Hahahahahahaa

Chibuhealth:
you lack sense

Haahahahahhaaa

Eyaaaaa

Chibu nwanne, at the stage you are right now, would you rather lack sense or lack husband?

Haaaaaahahahha

Don't even bother to answer

Nne, biko jee nuo di, i nugo o?

Di bu mma nwaanyi

Go an' marry before you turn to agu aunty!

Hhahahahaaaa

Well... emm... well, she tried but I still don't find her attractive.

Chibuhealth:
must everybody get married?

YESSSS!!!

EVERYBODY MUST MARRY

IF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED, IT THEN MEANS THERE MUST BE SOMETHING (VERY TERRIBLE) ABOUT YOU THAT REPULSES ALL YOUR WOULD-BE PROSPECTIVE SUITORS.

It's as simple as that.

Hahahahahaha