₦airaland Forum

Gangster1ms:
I'm not looking at it from that angle.. I'm just saying they hyped man u. Feyenoord will beat zorya more than that. And what is the odd? 1.65 against 6.00.. Same Feyenoord man u couldn't beat. For me the odds of man u against fenerbahce should be 2.80 against 3.00 but them hype am again today.
Until man u learn to score goals before i go carry that shitty club. If fenerbahce mistakenly score how them wan take equalise

I dey you!

Man u na real shitty_ass klub.

Even with that pogba plus that old man, man u na still jonsing klub

If you see as I dey jump dem pass eh, you go fear!

Anything you play dem, dem go play the opposite

In fact eh, the nearest & fastest route to Aston Villa now na thru Manchester United bypass

ever811:
hope our ugwu farm is safe...

Ugu not ugwu

You föol

Where is sagamite?

I'm missing that nigga with his insightful views so much.

But if the dude is no longer nairalanding, I think I am intellectually capable enough to step into his shoes.

What do you say you cretinous fucktards?

eneez:
too artificial

Exactly!!!

Well shaa dem try

But no how no how dem still be second best

My Igbo girls are still top klass nationally

Chanchit:
Its funny how people tend to believe things when it sounds like what they want to hear and how they are also always quick to discard it when its not going their way.

Very funny indeed.

People can be so fückiñg biased!!!

Monotony.

And monotony is a harbinger of boredom.

eph12:
How this is great news to some people is what I don't understand

It's great news because CORRUPTION is winning.

It's great news because the ANTI-CORRUPTION fight is becoming more of a charade in futility.

What this means is that people can now go on with their corrupt practices with no fear or fervor.

After all, it is becoming so audible to the deaf and so visible to the blind that stealing is not corruption.

Just like one wise king once said.

So what happens next?

Will someone go to jail now?

Or will it the usual Naija go-and-sin no more pattern?

Buhari, answer me!!!

Ha ha ha

Reminds me of my Chemistry practicals on Hydrogen Sulphide (H₂S) back in those days.

Eziokwu, it was really fart-anstic that day!!!

sukkot:
basketmouth done take him mama do money ritual so hin career go blow. walahi this year you will see basketmouth doing standup in wembley arena to a crowd of 100,000 people. the sacrifice has been made

conspiracy theorists

Nigerian mentality.

No conspiracy anything. Na wetin you think. Talk true...

What made it unsafe?

OK, now I see.

They should've put on their seatbelts, right?

Why always women?

Well, OP, I'm very intelligent o, and I don dey feel like to marry

The only problem now be say I can only marry a very beautiful woman

So my question is: are you beautiful... very beautiful?

Gangster1ms:
This is the kinda weekend that can make a lot of punters quit.. Too bad!

True talk.

But the thing be say as economy dey for we cuntiri now, quitting is not an option

...for now!

diehard:
In other words, Jonathan should have been a thug and ignore all democratic principles and the rule of Law!!


Just great!!

The OP is a fool.

A very big one, as a matter of fact.

Her myopic views will always lead her into trouble if care is not taken.

I just pity her family and those close to her.

amagunnerfan:
Sorry I am not revealing. It will remain private. Will however answer as many questions as I get asked to help people willing to learn but I won't do it off nairaland.

I have been burnt too many times.

You have my 100% support.

Don't reveal anything to anybody.

If you do, I'm sure you will regret it for ages.

Our people have a very terrible mentality. They want to earn but they don't want to learn.

Like that joey of a copycat, he and his gang will use your blog to perfect their copy and paste skills once you make the mistake of revealing your blog to them.

They'll definitely mess up your blog to the extent that your blog will become so worthless in the eyes of Google.

That's what they are very good at.

I guess you already know this which is why I support your stance.

And please, if you really want to teach them one or two things about AdSense, please make sure you ask them to pay very well for it.

That way, their poor mentality of earning without learning might start to change.

Anything less, I repeat, you'll regret it.

Allwility:
I think it helps ground the connection... not too sure though.

Nice one.

I thought as much.

Nice info.

But why is the negative terminal of the working battery connected to the unpainted metal?

Chibuhealth:
why did you tell him? Seeee, nothing like love n trust in marriage for some men, they wil use it against u. Be wise

You're right.

There's nothing like love and trust in marriage for some men like ME.

Any rubbish thing concerning your past you tell me will be used against you.

But do you know the worst part?

Any rubbish thing concerning your past you didn't tell me will be used against you.

Sorry.

[size=20pt]Truly, Change Begins With ME!!![/size]

What's this nigga talkin' about?

Ladies beware!!!

I hope this nigga is not codedly trying to grab some really desperate ladies out there while using reverse psychology?

Nigga, we are men and unless you are the only son or something like that, fact is men have nothing to do with desperation when it comes to marriage

We choose when, where, with who, in short... everything

That's just one of the few remaining privileges that the society has bestowed upon us. Nature also gave us a little helping hand in that regards too by prolonging our expiry date so what desperation are you really talking about?

I think you are just pressurizing yourself now unnecessarily by allowing societal pressure to get the best of you now and not necessarily because you see the need in getting married because I can't recall you mentioning any worthwhile reason for you to get married in your monologue except that you are just feeling desperate.

Or maybe, you are now beginning to panic because fingers are now pointing and tongues are now wagging that you could be gay or something like that, right? And you are now getting desperate to prove to the world that you are not

Well, never mind me. You have your reasons. For most guys especially in this part of the world, that reason is usually finance.

On one hand, you have men who are mainly financially handicapped to sustain a healthy marriage. And on the other hand, you have women who are obsessed with getting married but are not readily disposed towards financially contributing to the success of the union because they strongly and myopically believe it's strictly a man's job to financially sustain the union even in the face of reality of unemployment and rising cost of living.

The result is more and more men waiting for a longer while to be fully 'ready' in all ramifications before they even start considering the idea of getting married.

Anyway, whatever be your situation, I wish you good luck in advance in finding that special girl who will help you end that worrisome desperation you are talkin' about.

As for me, I will be getting married in em...em...

Nah, I am never ever going to get married.

1shortblackboy:
Mcheeeeew dont u people drive cars ? What is d new info here?

It's new for some people

To god eh, if I knew this was how avogadro looked like in real life, I wouldn't have studied Chemistry in secondary school at all

yd849ja:
Nigerians will never seize to amaze me. And when this your ideal presidential aspirant puts himself up for election, will you lots vote for him/her. Because I think I can recall few people that has a similitude to this idealistic character eg. Gani Fawehinmi, Pat Utomi and I don't recall you people voting for them. I laugh when I hear or see comments like yours, because we Nigerians are the biggest hypocrites of all time. Now PMB has become bad because of the present situation that he share no culpability in? If you want the honest truth PMB is the right man for the job at the moment. Nigeria needs some cleansing at this time. We are damned too corrupt and undisciplined and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. We need order and a total reorientation. And this guy right here is going to do that, afterwards, your ideal aspirants can then start winning election when they put themselves up for elections.

I like it when wisdom speaks.

Keep it up, man!

Hahahaa

Like Mourinho; like Buhari

Watch out

Very soon... just very soon

Impatient Ediiots who don't know anything about management or administration will start calling for his sack

But that's none of my bi'ness

Reppin' Chelsea all the way

Caravan:
This is a completely naive list, patterned to fit a particular, narrow minded view of the world.

Should have been: Things I have decided to do before I clock 25, not things everyone should do before they clock 25.

Who are you to tell others how to pattern their lives, as if everyone subscribes to your societally constrained and conditioned goals, or shrinked perspective on life?

Any emotionally weak person, who can't think independently, would see this list and feel he needs to change certain aspects of himself, or think that he needs to conform totally to everything the op said, even the utterly ridiculous ones.
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You're right.

That list is fantastically and lugubriously nonsensical.

wittyt98:
tcheeeeeew!! I make up to some peoples monthly salary in a just a week from my house with sport betting.. I fцcking stake 10k on just 2odds daily Nd make a minimum of 50k weekly from it . Nd it's really changing things for me .. u are here telling me it's a sin.... fцck u nd your quotes from the book ... you go soak garri tire

they they say responsible people don't gamble Lol I consider that talk crap!! cus I've touched more lives in the little way I can with the little I have than most of The so called responsible people out there

Don't mind all these ignorant fools spewing trash.

If I show you Mr. Ignorant OP the chart of the potential of just 50 or 100 Naira over a period of just 2 to 3 months with sports betting through careful staking, you may just quit your low paying shittyass job immediately.

Truth be told, sports betting is the EASIEST online business to start. It doesn't even take up much of your time. Which means you can still be doing it and doing your other job too.

All you need is a sound knowledge of your teams and that's that.

People are saying there is massive unemployment in the land but if you tell them to seize the opportunity they have, like sports betting for instance, to start making a way for themselves, you will hear them saying no, it is sin.

Foolish people. Dey dia. Don't find a way to improve your financial condition. Keeping waiting for the government to give you a job very soon, okay?

Ndo.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]She just wanna stare up a little controversy. ....there's nothing to take serious here.....

Calm down with the blasts [/color]

You're right.

Anybody with a discerning mind will know that Omosexy was just being sarcastic, sort of.

But...

Thing is, our people are so much too quick to judge.

Plus that envy and jealousy of a thing...

seunmsg:
So, what exactly did Jonathan do in the south east for almost 6 years that made the Ibos think he's the best president in the history of Nigeria?

Don't mind them.

Their foolishness is something out of this world.

[size=15pt]Dumb Wailers Would Have Counted It As One Of The Greatest Achievements Of The Past Administration Which Calls For Continuity Of The Clueless Profligrate Governance.[/size]

Are you sure he finally PASSED?

Then there must be a mix up somewhere

The information reaching me says that he finally PASSED ON