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This life can be funny at times

Some people have sex, they end up becoming baby mamas like Anna

Some people have sex, they end up becoming very famous like Kim Kardashian or getting scholarship like Uzoamaka

It's still the same sex

But with different results

Baba God abeg

When I eventually have a daughter

Please let her have sex

And become the first president of ...

Kai!!!

Ego!!!

Ife ego n'eme!!!

krendo:
Government of U-turns!!!!!

The thing don taya me, I swear

But if the thing to helep improve our economy, then I say carry go

Kai!!!

Umu igbo ibe m, abeg who do us this thing?

skitcentral:
The truth is, all libidos are not the same. Some people just have high levels of sexual hunger. Another truth is, every man has his tastes.Some kind of women may not arouse a man even when they go naked, but some others will make the same man go bonkers just by looking at her exposed thighs.

True.

Lynda Ikeji... to mention just a few

Ngokafor:
..Story for the press..buhari so na now your day break?..Nonsense.

Typical wailer mentality

He talks; you complain

He doesn't talk; you complain

You are so confused

Sorry

This is the problem with crying wolf when there's none

Now, see what Governor Chukwudi Fayose has done to himself

As from henceforth, no reasonable person will pay him any heed again

The emphasis is on the word reasonable

The guy just makes me think of PATORANKING

Jonathan: Oga, don't mind what all these people are telling you o! before God and man, I'm innocent!!! I'm innocent o!!!

Buhari: My prend, you are nat serious

Jeus:
The woman at the other end though, Manchester. She needs endorsement too

Kai

Guy you get eye!!!

In fact, you suppose change this your name to JESUS

MRBrownJ:
do you think that giving her what she was cunningly seeking from you (knowing that this was obviously the only reason she agreed to meet you), would make such babe change her ways in the future? why do you think she would be mortified when she got gifts, that she didnt deserve, from someone she will probably never ever see again?

You definitely have a point MrBrownJ

But the thing is, you have to understand that people are different and it is not everyone that will see things the way you see it

I don't know for sure, but I think Mr. agaba123 is a man who values his pride so much so to him, what the eff is three kay compared to saying good riddance to such a bad rubbish of a girl?

But agaba nnaa, biko, just take a moment and listen to MrBrownJ because he's right. Nothing on earth will make that girl to stop. Believe it or not, you might be thinking the girl will realize her mistakes but I'm telling you right now that there's every possibility the girl believes she was 100% right in collecting that money from you

O yes! She thinks it's her right. So many girls are like that. They always think it is their right to collect from guys and the guys should be okay with that.

But like you and I know, so many guys are not just OK with that

Which means it is now left for us guys to teach these girls how it should be

And you will be doing so many men out there and the entire MANosphere so much favor if you can be firm enough to tell any girl who tries to mugurize you NO at any given time

It's not a matter of you being a gentleman or smart or something. These girls really need to learn. They need and must be forced to learn that it's not and never their right to demand from guys. They must be forced to learn and accept that it is not right to be making unnecessary demands from guys.

They need to learn that they will earn more respect for themselves if they can learn to depend on themselves rather than on guys. They need to learn that they can actually add some other other values to a guy's life apart from puŝsy value. Simply put, they really need to learn how to start making their own money

I believe the girls who are like this are so because the guys allowed it in the first place

And like the Igbos say, arụ gbaa afọ, ọ bụrụ omenaala

So if we must put an end to this unholy exploitative behaviorial tendencies exhibited by so many girls once and for all, it must be a collective effort from all guys who are not just comfortable with the status quo

And agaba nwa nnaa, it begins with you

kellybently:
have u ever ask ur self this question. If I don't want to work with my certificate what can I do.

Thank you so much Mr. Kellybently for educating the (hopeless and confused) masses with your pictorial lessons. The only problem is that so many of them will still not understand the message as they are hell bent on getting a job with their certificate.

There are so many people like the OP out there. So many of them are still in the tertiary institution. The will never learn the importance of having at least one marketable skill that can help you earn a living.

The other day, I was discussing with one undergrad and I was telling her about the importance of learning/having a skill or two instead of depending on getting the non-existent jobs and she was like: ABEG LEAVE ME ALONE, WHEN I GET TO THAT BRIDGE I'LL CROSS IT.

No need wasting my energy on her anymore. She, and so many people like her will eventually learn. Unfortunately, just like the OP, they will also learn that SCHOOL is absolutely bunkum because it is not teaching the people what they really need to earn a living and survive!!!

So my dear OP, I don't pity you at all. And I have no words of encouragement for you.

But...

All I can tell you is that it's never too late (for you) to start.

What can you do? What do you know? Can you start a blog about what you know? Can you use the computer very well? See, lots of opportunities abound on the internet.

You don't need to continue waiting until you get a job. Learn to do something for yourself rather than being dependent or docile because that's exactly what waiting to get a job really is!!!

Research Fiverr and see how you can get started. There's even a thread on that here on nairaland by a lady like you:

https://www.nairaland.com/2390751/how-make-up-500k-every#34927043

If you decide to go by the investment way which is actually one of the best ways of earning as exemplified by that kellybently picture message, then you can send me a PM.

And... I might help you... if I like you.

2009!

Ohmaigad!!!

Anyway as for me, I'm stuck on the personal track

Not like I have any other option, you know?

I get your point Rapmoney. Without mincing any words, I think the main reason why so many Nigerians are that way is simply because so many of them are fooools

How do you know a foolish person?

Of course, a foolish person is always looking for the easy way out of any problem. It doesn't matter how illogical, senseless, unrealistic, ridiculous, and unconnected to the real problem that explanation or solution to his problem is.

And while he's bent of finding the easiest possible way out of any tough situation, he would mind to push the blame elsewhere... anywhere, apart and/or away from himself.

And who else to shift that responsibility anytime but the ever present though unseen GREATER POWER out there who just happens to know what is best for each and everyone of us

There was a time it really got on my nerve when I hear people attribute any possible situation to something spiritual.

I could recall a day a neighbor's 3 full grown turkeys died. As consolation, someone else told them not to be sad but to rejoice because they didn't know what could have happened to them had it been that their turkeys didn't die at that period.

He was making allusion to the fact that Christmas was around the corner and possibly they could have died in something like road accident or something of that nature but their turkey has 'redeemed' them!

I was really mad because all of us who gathered actually heard the owner of the turkeys saying that he ran out of their correct feed so he purposely gave those turkeys the wrong feed just to prevent them from starving in the meantime with the hope of getting them their correct feed asap.

Obviously, his miscalculation backfired and someone who is apparently learned wants us to believe that the MISTAKE was probably DIVINE!!!

It's funny, I tell you. It's always funny how they will try to explain a situation they don't even understand the causes and effects to you.

Well, like I said, I used to get mad whenever I see people displaying such thoughtless reasoning but not any more.

This is what I do now. I simply join them. Believe it or not, no one I know around me is more 'spiritual' than me now. Yeah!!! Everything is now spiritual to me. Everything you can possibly imagine!!!

I always create so much fun now out of their apparent stupidity. I have now mastered how to blow everything out of proportion. That way it brings their stupidity to their face. I am always amused when they can't really tell if I am laughing at them or if I am serious

So for example, if NEPA strikes and they want to complain, I just tell them it's spiritual. Who knows, someone's TV somewhere might blow up the next minute if the electricity was still on.

If your internet is slow and you are submitting a very important job application, I will tell not to worry because who knows you might actually be getting yourself into the wrong career path and your slow internet speed is trying to save you from future suffering.

Ha ha ha...

If you eating your very delicious meat pie and the thing mistakenly falls out of your hand to the floor, I will tell you that it spiritual because who knows, you might have eaten a cockroach in the process which could have infected you with something like lassa fever.

Now, who's having more fun now?

saintdennis:
So a girl steals money...says it's "jazz" and the victim DOESNT HAVE THE RIGHT TO THRASH ISSUES OUT? Pls u need to reason well.

She's back from her trip, she wants to talk to the girl n her people have the audacity to insult a woman who could jail that babe until she coughs up every dime either by servitude or by years in prison.

Seems u do not appreciate the gravity of stealing! Show me where "jazz" is recognised in the Nigerian constitution.

Ignorant people everywhere

Nnaa na wa o!

I jus dey read come dey wonda why dem dey vex with the OP

Na so our corrupt mind don reash?

Hmm

Anyway sha wetin be my consign sef as one wise king don talk am before say stealing is not corruption

Joshcoli:
The Six stages of deception

Deception is a process by which wrong becomes right, and right becomes wrong. It’s a complete paradigm shift of opinions, standards and morals that is achieved softly, subtly and often takes a generation to entrench into society.

If you want to know what I am talking about, find out your mother’s views on things like sexuality and marriage and compare them with yours. The contrast in opinions does not necessarily prove that she is old and antiquated; it may instead prove that you have been deceived.

There are six stages of deception.

● The shocker
● The outrage
● The discussion
● Tolerance
● Acceptance
● Veneration

If I wanted to popularize the most unimaginable thing in our society, say like bestiality (the practice of having sex with animals), I would follow these steps.

I would select a forerunner to drop the shocking message on an unsuspecting public. “We should start having sex with animals,” he would announce on radio, TV or in a newspaper.

That is the shocker; the bombshell, so to speak. It would inevitably be followed by outrage. The forerunner is abused and demonized by the bewildered public. Every respected leader in society comes out to slam the lamentable reprobate who dared suggest something so obnoxious.

The forerunner defiantly defends the practice. His critics come out even more scathing. But the forerunner knows exactly what he is doing. He is setting an agenda. Many people don’t understand the effect of continuous exposure on the human mind.

I will give an example most of you will understand. If you ask a girl out and she is not interested in you, the best thing she can do for herself is stay away from you or your words. If she continues listening to you, what was initially unthinkable becomes worth a consideration, then acceptable. Many ladies have fallen for guys they swore never to date just because they didn’t understand the law of continuous exposure.

Once the bestiality message reaches the third stage; discussion, the forerunner has done his job. At this stage there is a big debate over bestiality; with most people still slamming it, not knowing that they are falling into a trap.

I know for a fact that homosexual groups abroad were giving money to people fighting homosexuality in Uganda. Then they would also fund those pushing for it. Initially it didn’t make sense. Until I learnt how deception works. What they wanted was to keep the subject of homosexuality in public debate. They know exactly what they were doing. The more people are exposed to it through discussion, the more it becomes less obnoxious in their minds.

That leads to the next stage: Tolerance. At this stage people say: “I am not going to have sex with animals, but if someone chooses to do it, shauri yake (that’s his problem). Others will say: “Who cares what people do behind closed doors?”I have heard these statements being made by people who clearly don’t understand what they are up against. This is the stage at which science kicks in to ‘prove’ that some people are born with an inherent attraction towards animals and they cannot help themselves.

Consequently, bestiality is included in the UN Human Rights Charter and activists are given a new pursuit. Economic and travel sanctions are used to twist the arms of nations that still forbid it.

Then we start hearing phrases like: “We cannot tell people whom they should love.”

The main purpose of this stage is to ensure that bestiality is legally accepted.

The next two steps are aimed at entrenching it at a social level.

The penultimate stage is Acceptance. At this stage bestiality becomes a conventional alternative way of living. All the outrage has since dissipated. This is the stage at which those still opposed to it are called bestiaphobic (the word will be coined) and they are considered antiquated, old-fashioned, intolerant, dogmatic, religious zealots, bigots…. you’ve heard all those words.

This is the stage at which there are bestiality rights parades in major cities.

Then we are reminded that the same book in the Bible that forbids bestiality also forbids eating pork. Then ‘intellectuals’ think use that to rubbish the Word of God, and make it look ridiculous.

The final step is Veneration. This is the stage at which the people who practice bestiality are praised. The liberalist media (which includes almost all international channels) subtly promotes them as ‘cool’, intelligent, exposed. That’s the stage at which celebrities ‘come out’ to reveal that they are ‘proud bestialists’.

Then bestiality begins to win fresh ‘converts’ everyday because many young people will do anything to be seen as ‘cool’ or to be associated with some Hollywood or football star.

That is how you corrupt a whole society.

That’s how previously unthinkable things like atheism and homosexuality and all other forms of sexual perversion have taken root in our society.

Unfortunately, in Uganda, homosexuality has reached Stage four (Tolerance). But in the West, it has gotten to the veneration stage.

You have probably heard of the black homo American footballer who “made history by becoming the first footballer to come out”. What’s historical about someone proclaiming their perversion?

So many other people are being lauded in the media for no other reason other than their homosexuality.

Your mother may not be outdated after all. You may be deceived.

Kai Josh!!!

It's in you!!!

When an intellectual speaks; you will know!!!

Sorry, I had to quote the whole post. I tried but I just couldn't resist it as your post triggered my sapiosexuality and I am so grateful to you.

The illuminati agenda is on course

Research The Protocol of Elders of Zion to find out more

"We shall sodomize your sons.... We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms... in your youth groups.... Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding.... They will come to crave and adore us. All laws banning homosexual activity will be revoked. Instead, legislation shall be passed which engenders love between men. Our writers and artists will make love between men fashionable.... We shall raise vast, private armies... to defeat you. The family unit... will be abolished. Perfect boys will be conceived and grown in the genetic laboratory.... All churches who condemn us will be closed. Our only gods are handsome young men. All males who insist on remaining stupidly heterosexual will be tried in homosexual courts of justice and will become invisible men. Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks. "

[Written by "gay revolutionary" Mark Swift and printed in the Feb. 15, '87 issue of Gay Community News. These excerpts are reprinted from the Congressional Record]

As long as people will not respect another person's privacy and steer clear from people's phone, I will not quit using screen lock

I don't go thru your phone so why on earth would you make going thru my phone your only hobby?

Truth be told, the person that died died because it was his time to die, screen lock or not

If it wasn't his time, I believe God would have used one or two of his numerous mysterious working ways to preserve his lyfe

I like this...

E be like say Nigerians don dey gradually gradually develop great dislike for crime

I am happy because if we continue like this eh, soon we go carry this campaign enta national assembly

I just dey imagine the kain flog I go flog some legislathieves on dat day Wey dia cup go full eh

Chai

soundCluster:
NOTE: going with biblical beliefs.

A Soul is that human consciousness that joins the Spirit to the Body/flesh.

Picture this-- a Boy, an Operating system and a fresh computer.

The Boy in this case is the Spirit
The Operating system is the Soul
The Computer is the Body

Without the Operating System(Soul), the Boy(Spirit) cannot Operate/Connect with the computer(Body) and vice versa.

Note: humans are living entity that have a Spirit, a Soul, and a Body


Hope u can now Rest in peACE

Yeah, I think I can now, since I now know—all thanks to your simplistic analogy—that I am nothing but a living computer

Who the hell is this disgusting fellow by the name 0000A?

Why on earth would you upload such a disgusting image on this forum?

Do you think the anonymous nature of nairaland means you are free to insult other people's sense of decency at will?

Mods please issue him or her a ban immediately!!

akpumping7720:
jobless minister...... jobless President. Supporting Buhari was a mistake!!!

Say the truth

You never truly supported Buhari

You just followed the bandwagon: majority carries the vote!

This very statement of yours indicts you which goes to show how incapable you are in thinking for yourself

If you were indeed a true supporter of Buhari, you will need no one to tell you that Buhari, his old age not withstanding, is on a mission to sweep Nigeria clean

sneakerblogger:
See guys, I am passionate about cars when u check my phone,u get to see photos of all types of car, I. Love cars! U guys have motivated me to go start a blog about cars thanks a lots guys!

Hehehe... See reason

Anyway sha, me I am passionate about sex. When you check my phone na so so pictures of náked women full everywhere

So make I go start my pörn blog immediately

I hope know say I go get traffic wella

I think I'm now stuck at the old soul department

I think I've learnt all the life lessons this world can present

I'm tired. I want to go. This world is no longer interesting to me

But there's still one very lesson I haven't learnt

And I will be so much grateful if someone can help me

Then after that, my soul can then rest in peace

The lesson is this: what exactly is a soul?

Women!!!

They are their own worst enemy!!!

Whenever you hear say a woman is under pressure to marry; believe it or not, na her fellow women dey pressurize am

But all the same, wetin she talk be true o

Because I'm sure if Ebube is married, house chores plus including looking after im husband and kids no go dey give am enuf time to dey post all diz rubbish fotos on daily basis.

So, Ebube sorry o, you hear. Just pray harder, okay? Baba God wey do am for my neighbor go do am for you very soon. In fact, like say you for agree, I go just marry you one time but problem be say, you know una way na.

All you actresses eh, una don spoil finish as per say too dey fokfok, fok man, fok una fellow woman sef, fok anything and everything so e no good if man marry go marry woman come put am for im house say na im wife but still im no sure say na only am get the woman

So na wetin dey be dat.

zealz4u:
Banky W & Banki Moon ......Do they work in the bank

Actually, I think the banks work for them.

hope4nigeria:
help me ask ppl who are ailing fayose! They endup cause him Colateral damage! I don't like buhari, but fayose would have laid down his head and face ekiti! River state gov have more dirty stuff than fayose but he hardly attack FG, and he's more stronger than Fayose! I always saying it! FG is like moving train! Anything train hit can never become normal again. Both Ibori and alameisiegha probably did not suported OBJ greedy 3rd term agender, they never recorver from the impact! This munmun Fayose was a Victim then oh, he never learn! He should continue attacking till he enter prison na! Those Cowards suprters will run with their 4legs.

Brosie, you av just mordad engrish

Vikings007:
I just made a withdrawal on bonanzawin, 100% ROI I funded just yesterday evening. & it got me me thinking, which/what sort of business/investment will/can pay me 100% ROI under 48hrs? Non.

This is the reason why punting is very very risky & difficult. You need to find what works for You & pray for luck, it's totally worth it.

I'm tellin' you!!!

In Hollywoood they say "there's no b'ness like show b'ness"

But right here, right now, I tell you bro, there's no b'ness like puntin' b'ness!!!

O boy, the thing just taya me!!!

[size=14pt]One thing I really really hate about women is that they are mindless copycats!!!![/size]

NgeneUkwenu:
I cant but pity IPOB miscreants who come here on an empty stomachs, and their 20MB of data, to type.."Buhari is a dullard" "Leave Okupe Alone" and those inanities...
Meanwhile these shameless crooks like Okupe and Fani Kayode who they defend as if the realization of Biafra is tied to Criminals, live in opulence and ill gotten wealth from our Common Patrimony...

Tufiakwa...

Don't mind them

Thank God we succeeded in sendin' Jona packing or else we would have been worse than Greece by now

Jonathan! Mr. Stealing is not corruption!! Never again!!!