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Chai!

I have this great phobia for lesbians and anything lesbianism.

So if I were you, nothing on earth will make me to ever consider marrying her again!

The way I see it, there's nothing like the past is the past

The past is always with us and it always has a way of coming back to haunt us.

sseunth:
This is HCF

On the contrary, I think it's LCM

Therefore the LCM of 24, 56, and 120 = 840

Thus, the volume of the largest container that will fill each of the water can an exact number of times is 840 litres.

It will fill the 24 litre water can 35 exact times.

It will fill the 56 litre water can 15 exact times

It will fill the 120 litre water can 7 exact times

Hey Mister Tosyne, I hope you bought the full licence rights to use that Shutterstock image, huh?

I could cause a lot of problems for you and your blog if I dare find out you didn't

If you think I'm joking, then you better go and ask Lynda how the thing be for am dat time

The only loser in this whole drama is the Chief Wailer himself a.k.a. the unchained mad dog.

Just like the proverbial alarmist who was wont to cry wolf when there was none, soon no one will ever bother to ever listen to him again.

Of course, we know.

And we call such people The Wailers!!!

Hmm na wa o!

Like play like play, na like dis e dey take start o!

Before you know it, pesin go begin tell pesin say im dey manage am like one mumu girl tell im boyfriend for nairaland some days ago.

I been dey hear say so many girls out there consider marriage/relationship as a job opportunity buh I no believe

Bet now, e be like say my eyes don dey clear o

Okay na

Baby oku, Make I jus dey one corner dey watch you na. Make I see as you go take come dey demand your 'salary' from me

Na dat time you go tell me which kain work you dey do for me

Your Fada!

If I wan give you money, I go give you buh no jus tell me say na your right to dey collect your monthly salary from me because na dat time you go show me where im dey for federal constitution say na so im suppose be.

If you no wan do abi stay again, abeg jus pack and go joor!

Woman come; woman go.

No woman; no cry!

Seriously, there's something fantastically remarkable about religion that it can easily make man to switch off his brains completely and become so effing dumb in an instant.

And the worst part is that he is so happy doing so

I'm sure, if you ask this same set of people to sit in a waterlogged classroom or something, they will look at you like... seriously, are you crazy or something?

Really, religion is the opiate of the masses. It creates a lot of dumb minions who will never dare to reason or question the status quo.

As long as everybody seems comfortable performing a dumb act; then others can safely copy them and do the same thing. No questions asked.

If you don't like it, get the eff off. No, if you don't like it, we will kill you for not liking what we do

Fücking fööls everwhere!

kingthreat:
Lol, keep deceiving yourself. Hundreds of thousands of Nigerians eke a living through 419 and Yahoo. Who you're seeing there is E-Money, a top dog in the game. Any business you may see him fronting is a charade. Dont ask how I know, but I know

I ain't deceiving myself or anything.

In fact, we are still saying the same thing. A lot of rich people have other businesses going for them. You might rightly or wrongly say it's 419 or Yahoo but that's your own opinion.

The thing is because so many people are poor in this country, they tend to see earning money to be a very stressful and uphill task involving a lot of suffering and sweating.

But that's not really the case.

Guys are making a lot of money. I mean, millions. And they are doing all that LEGALLY! And with so much ease. You just have to increase your perspective to see it.

These guys work smart, not hard. Their money works for them when they invest it. You can be one of such guys if you REALLY want to. All you need is the right information.

mrkayusfit:
Trash

Onukwu

Na jealousy go kill you

No go go make your own money

Na to dey dia dey count people money you sabi

Anuofia

augster:
Three years.. Why the guy sef do this?
And the ones stealing millions are still walking free.

I perfectly understand where you're coming from but then, it still doesn't justify the theft.

Like my Bishop once said in a mass one day, the only difference between the so called looters in high places and those guys who steal paltry sums of money is the amount of money available to be looted.

In other words, big thieves steal so much because they see big money; small thieves steal so little because they see just a little.

Put this so called tomato and indomie thief in something like the federal ministry of agriculture and you will start to understand the real meaning of budget padding.

mrkayusfit:
He is a billionaire by doing what exactly

We know what dangote does

We know what don jazzy does

We know Linda's source of income

Wetin your billionaire dey do for living?

Are you sure you know what Don Jazzy do? Are you very certain you know Linda's source of income? Hmm, don't be too sure.

Lemme tell you one more secret which is not supposed to be a secret: No rich person in this world has ONLY one source of income!!!

What most of these guys do is to identify with maybe just ONE of their business lines. The rest will remain a sort of secret or mystery to the members of the public

So to answer your question, have you ever heard of Five Star Music Records?

It's owned by E-money.

mrkayusfit:
which work this guy dey do sef

Don't worry.

Emoney is a billionaire.

He is applying the billionaire secret which is not even a secret at all: Make money then let your money work for you.

When you invest your money very well, your money starts working for you.

I'm sure Emoney is a top investor

You don't expect him to be stuck in the regular 9-5 rat race that many people are sold on to, do you?

Think like a millionaire for once.

People are very funny.

What does it matter if it was completed by GEJ or by PMB?

Whether it is the fish that swallowed Jonah or Jonah that swallowed the fish, all I know is that there's swallow in it.

People should always strive to look at the big picture.

The main thing is that the project has been successfully completed

Is it just me or did anyone else notice from this thread that it seems FEMALES don't have or are not that interested in acquiring any useful skills?

It's not funny.

Nsogbu di.

This kain wedding sef

Na wa o

See the man wit im suit and im green shoes abi boots

Nothing pesin no fit see for dis our world sef

Love Machine:
Fuel was sold for #87 before baba go-slow jack the price up to #145.Some filling stations who adjusted their fuel dispensing machine to defraud buyers, now removed #2 and you are here jubilating.Buy 5litres and take to your house for measurement and see how you have been shortchanged.

If you recall, this was exactly what Kachiukwu stated when he was making his case on the price increase.

http://www.punchng.com/petrol-pricell-go-six-months-kachikwu/

So you see my man, it's already happening!!!

I smell so many good news in the coming days ahead

wetin kwansign me?

adrianstylez:
First of all. How the fvck did this make fp?

An advice for the op. Do you want to make money or you want to just write creatively. You can actually do both but you need to move off . and get your own domain name.

Off-topic Question : Please Seun, is it such a difficult thing to make nairaland ads and links open in a new tab? I always wonder why it opens in the same tab.

You just spoke my mind!

I've always wondered why no nairaland links open in a new tab automatically after being clicked.

maximunimpact:
Well great you wanna stand out, but then your blog domain is not standing out, your template is not standing out, your platform is not standing out, the idea of using personal as domain is a cliche' and it's not standing out, i also think your supposed original content may not stand out as well, needless to say your niche? same old story. If you wanna stand out think about these facts. To earn a dime online you have to think of one thing and and one only, and that is: what problem can you solve for your readers through your content? if you can't solve any problem for them am afraid they will not earn you anything. My humble opinion about blogging.

I guess she's just a beginner.

Everything about her blog reeks of unprofessionalism.

But it's good for a start and I believe that with time she will get it right

obailala:
lol... I have never met Lala before, neither am I aware of any relationship with Lala; and I'm not sure oga Lala is a 'madam.' Why do you ask?

Hahaha...

Ain't it obvious to you why I'm asking?

Both of you bear the -lala nomenclature

Mr. Obailala, I know this is not part of the message you're trying to pass along but, please are you in anyway related to Madam lalasticlala?

passionate88:
sorry, the economy isn't friendly

not economy issue at all

To God, Onye oshi bụ oshi

Onye oshi dị n’ọbara oshi dịya n’ọbara

Sị na m gwara gị ya

wtfCode:
...and what the hell is 'cc lalasticlala'?

So many copycats here

People just go ahead and copy what they see from others without minding its meaningfulness or meaninglessness

So I think it simply means CopyCat lalasticlala

Beehshorp:
EFCC is now a branch of APC.. A tool to hunt down the opposition.... Please bubu never overstay him 10days? He should come and give us tomato and lyt ooo

You see only what you want to see

But for the sake of advancement of humanity

Please, learn how to call a spade a spade

A word is enough for the wise.

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27 kg.

But I must confess I used writing material to solve the resulting simultaneous equations to get the individual weight as follows:

rabbit = 3 kg
cat = 7 kg
dog = 17 kg

somadinho10:
ma guy for one post you yab me,praised me and advised me....I sight you

Correct man!!!

You are truly an intellectual.

Nigeria needs you

Yeah!!!

Anyone can dream. It's called the American Nigerian dream

But please, before you actualize your tall dream Mr. Dinho, make sure:

1) Your certificate is in order

It's such a big big issue in this country.

Dassol

yuskol03:
hope you have done all these aforementioned methods ?

Why do you think I'm encouraging you to start doing this right now?