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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Governors Fume As Interstate Travel Ban Collapses by collitexnaira(m): 12:01pm On May 31, 2020
Ban that was only on paper

Everything in naija get k-leg

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Politics / Re: Buhari Seeks Fresh $5.513bn Loan, Writes House Of Representatives by collitexnaira(m): 6:01pm On May 28, 2020
This man will sell Nigeria before the end of his tenure in 2023
NYSC / Re: Guys, Don't Ever Date A Lady Going For NYSC. See Why. by collitexnaira(m): 4:24pm On May 19, 2020
howmarket2:
if you like kill your self about a girls unfaithfulness.one day you ll get weak and sex will not be so sweet to you again . forget about women and what the have become today.as for me I don focus on my self and how to make money and be a man.if I see girl or woman to marry, I ll just marry and remove my eyes.by Gods grace I ll keep down money for dna test as well as her hospital bill too.if the child is mine she ll come back if the child isnt mine.i ll not pay for the hospital bill.just the dna test that I ll pay for.she can find her way from there.

Funny dude, just make sure you also save money to higher a lawyer same way you will save money for her hospital bill just incase she's smart
NYSC / Re: Guys, Don't Ever Date A Lady Going For NYSC. See Why. by collitexnaira(m): 3:12pm On May 19, 2020
Been there done that. Nysc sweet abeg.

The nigga will even call the babe and ask her where she is, babe will reply i am going to fvck. Nigga thinks she was just joking but i was with the babe taking her to my hood for a good fvck. Even when knacking, the nigga will call, i will have to pause for her to finish her call and resume the knacking

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Sports / Re: COVID-19: Besiktas Installs Disinfection Cabinet On Training Ground by collitexnaira(m): 5:06pm On May 11, 2020
Will this have effect on someone with covid-19 and still in incubation period.
Politics / Re: Hotel Demolition: Sowore Reacts "Wike Is Mad, He’ll Pay For His Sins One Day!" by collitexnaira(m): 11:02am On May 11, 2020
Notateflonguy:


What wike did to an extent was not right at all we know...but I feel sowore should have better ways of expressing his views ...you can criticize sth without insults...na all this kind talk dey make am always dey behind bars....which one be wike is mad...express yourself without insults...everybody and their life sha

Let call a spade a spade and not a garden fork

Wike is actually Mad
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Only Had Dry Catarrh, Not COVID-19 – Senator Andulfatai Buhari by collitexnaira(m): 4:52pm On May 08, 2020
Just Negodu the nonesence oozing out of a whole Representative of a state

What kind of stupid people do we have as leaders

So for your mind, it's only when a governor has contracted covid-19 that will make him to take effective health precautions for his state
Politics / Re: Fresh $319m Abacha Loot In Uk, France - US by collitexnaira(m): 3:41pm On May 07, 2020
Nna ehn... Just negodu

Had it been that calamity called Abacha invested all these money in developing the country, we won't be in the economic mess we are today

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Health / Re: Union Bank Staff Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos by collitexnaira(m): 2:28pm On May 05, 2020
depsikatri:
so sad
SCAMMER
Romance / Re: Some Men Need To Think by collitexnaira(m): 12:39pm On May 05, 2020
Liliantalks:
I can never understand the ideology of you doing nothing financially for me and you are trying to checkmate me, want to see who I am talking to and getting jealous all the time.

Am I supposed to stop talking to other guys, because I am dating a guy like you who can’t even take care of the basic needs of a woman, her hair and toiletries? Of course I am doing it myself, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with my man doing it for me. If you are broke and do nothing for your babe give her some space.

She knows you don’t have and trying to cope with you but don’t choke her up, especially now when you have nothing to offer.

Ps: if you are stingy as a man, you are not a man, you have no value. I didn’t say broke I said stingy. If you can’t do in little you won’t in much.

Dear Op, it's only an Olosho that exhibits this kind of mentality.

Because they are unproductive and rely solely on men for survival.

A question for you. Do you provide any financial assistance for your boyfriend whom you check mate and made sure he isn't dating another girl

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by collitexnaira(m): 12:10pm On May 05, 2020
Bros you are a sisy

The question should be how will you deal with your wife for having the gut to accuse you of sleeping with her niece.

That is the height of insult man.

It's obvious your wife is the boss in the house

Well answer to your irrelevant question... It's not wrong for you to buy undies for her niece as long as you have been buying that of your 11 years old daughter without your wife(boss) complaining

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Crime / Re: ABACHA LOOT: See Amount Recovered So Far by collitexnaira(m): 8:44am On May 05, 2020
nony43:
Abacha saved for our rainy days but our current leaders are goats

Saved what brother?.. If Abacha had utilized those money in developing the country back then we wouldn't be in this economic mess we are today. Can you imagine the worth of 5 billion in dollars as far back 1999. That money would have improved Nigeria to a better standard than today

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Politics / Re: Highlights Of Sanwo-Olu’s Press Briefing On COVID-19 by collitexnaira(m): 8:03pm On Apr 29, 2020
Mrmourinho:
can I trust you?
Don't try it bro, he has been flagged as a fraud
Politics / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: President Buhari Addresses The Nation (Live Updates) by collitexnaira(m): 8:21pm On Apr 27, 2020
Jabioro:
Lagos , Ogun and FCT will remain lock till Monday first of May
Monday is not first of May. It's Friday
Politics / Re: Ondo Rejects Expired Palliative Rice From FG by collitexnaira(m): 9:07am On Apr 27, 2020
Susu888:


Evrything to your likes is just sentiments , do kindly share with us how the northerners are enjoying the best of this government.


Letz not venture far: lets take this times now ...

How many test COVID-19 test centres are in the south vs north?? Did you hear us complain? Or are we not human beings??

If it was the other way round we won't hear the end of it , of how it is a grand agend to kill southerners or something of that sorts.

Because they sent expired rice na hin become northerners dey enjoy this government?

Mugu

But why didn't you guys complain. Don't you know your right. You think keeping silence is patriotic.
Politics / Re: Lockdown: Osagie Ehanire, Chikwe Ihekweazu Meet Buhari (Photos) by collitexnaira(m): 10:18pm On Apr 26, 2020
Useless president

He only receive his own briefing once in two weeks so he could address the Nation in his normal two weeks broadcast.

He should just tell us he is now a part time president

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Health / Re: 12 Prominent Persons In Kano Die In 10 Hours by collitexnaira(m): 8:33am On Apr 26, 2020
What is killing them in kano seems to be more than covid-19. God help us oo
Phones / Re: Pantami's Decision To Mine Data Of Phone Users Trailed By Controversy by collitexnaira(m): 4:06pm On Apr 25, 2020
All these rubbish just so you could cut down the number of those that will benefit from it

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Education / Re: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by collitexnaira(m): 12:57pm On Apr 23, 2020
WTF, the useless unsupportive wife should be blamed for this nonsense.

While her husband was reprimanding the kid, she was there making a video of it. Silly woman

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Romance / Re: Never You Kiss Without Knowing This by collitexnaira(m): 11:28pm On Apr 22, 2020
Mr op, you ended up saying nothing

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Politics / Re: Military Begins Final Offensive Against Boko Haram, ISWAP by collitexnaira(m): 6:34pm On Apr 20, 2020
We want result not preparation
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari’s Burial: Momoh Defends Presidency, Says Mourners Cant Be Chased Away by collitexnaira(m): 10:22am On Apr 20, 2020
One would expect an elderly person to always say the truth but such is not the case of these APC sympathizers.

Asslicking and saying all kinds of insensible manner of things just to support this wretched government is what they are good at, not minding if they made sense or not.

Social distance was created to stop the spread of the virus in order to safeguard people's life. But you guys have violated that because of your useless social status and hence aid the spread of the virus.

And here you are saying you can't chase people away, in order word you can accommodate the spread of the virus all because of mourners. Useless buffoon
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari's Burial: Social Distancing Violated (Photos, Video) by collitexnaira(m): 5:23pm On Apr 18, 2020
Ayoefa:


Isn't any Burial a special circumstance in this locked down time? Even though movements are banned, burial is a special circumstance where the police will allow you to move. Pls try and you that ipob Biafuro crazytian small brain.

Ogbeni stop being a hypocrite. You are sounding too stupid
When did the federal government or NCDC mentioned burial as a special circumstance that can be flaunt during lockdown.

Ohh because it suddenly involves your zombie masters you now see burial as a special occasion that can be used to defy lockdown

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Was Kemi Olunloyo Right About Death In Aso Rock? by collitexnaira(m): 11:22am On Apr 18, 2020
ValCon888:
Kemi was right.

But the important takeaway from Kyari's death is that your viral load matters. If you are talking to 3 people who have the virus, your viral load will be 3x higher than someone who's just talking to 1person who has the virus. That's why some people have mild symptoms and others have severe symptoms.

Once you're infected, your immune system will begin to fight the virus. If your viral load is low, your immune system can succesfully fight the virus before it multiplies. But if your viral load is high, the virus overwhelms your immune system and the next thing is death.

If you're like Abba kyari who had a high viral load and was immunocompromised, then death is inevitable. Even with a ventilator.

And that's the real reason social distancing is important. Not just to prevent you from contacting or infecting others with the virus, but to give yourself a fighting chance if you're infected.

This is a lie. Stop misleading people.
I had to make a research about covid-19 viral load after reading your comment and found out that you were wrong

Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by collitexnaira(m): 7:07am On Apr 18, 2020
Rip
Buhari go vex extend this lockdown to six months ooh
Business / Re: Things That Happen When You're Broke by collitexnaira(m): 7:15pm On Apr 17, 2020
CooldudeX1:
Stay away from forex bro don't fund your account. I lost all my money this week and slipped into depression, for the first time in my life I contemplated suicide. The money was a loan. cry

Sorry bro, i can feel your pain. When next you want to fund your account, please only fund with what you can afford to lose
Business / Re: Things That Happen When You're Broke by collitexnaira(m): 3:03pm On Apr 17, 2020
qwertyboss:
At this critical moment I made a mistake investing all my money in forex and the account got blown!
I was regretting it so much that I even wish I was not created, but later on God saved me I received cash somewhere

Bro, i really feel for you oo, because i am into forex trading too, though still demo trading but afraid of going live because my demo account i raised from 100 dollars to 200 dollars got crashed in just two days.

My plan was that if i could raise the demo account to 300 dollars i will go live immediately. And just two days to the lock down my demo account crashed. I just stopped trading, even the demo.

Had it been i funded my forex account and went live, who knows if i will be in your shoes by now.

Sorry for your loss bro

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by collitexnaira(m): 8:59am On Apr 16, 2020
realestniggah:

You lot are still yet to discover the power of telegram. Join this one @Qualitymovies for movies always updated non stop
And @movies101kian for TV series

OK thanks
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by collitexnaira(m): 8:58am On Apr 16, 2020
realestniggah:


You lot are still yet to discover the power of telegram.

I don't understand bro. Please do you mind explaining how to download through telegram
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by collitexnaira(m): 12:24am On Apr 16, 2020
02tvseries is too slow for downloading
Trying to download Ozark, but damn the website is too slow even on 4G
Which site is fast for downloading

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Politics / Re: Buhari Orders 4,000 Coronavirus Tests Daily by collitexnaira(m): 1:20pm On Apr 15, 2020
Na by order?

If there's no enough testing kit for that, your order na Audio

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Health / Re: 19 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 362. 99 Discharged. 11 Deaths by collitexnaira(m): 9:39pm On Apr 14, 2020
These cases will continue to increase till the end of this two weeks extension.
So therefore, you should expect more extension

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