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PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari: Fatima, Mamman Daura’s Daughter Laughed, Mocked Me, Blocked Me by Collyno82(m): 6:56am On Oct 18, 2019
Mrjo:
you don't know anything, his task is to much to leave in the hands of politician and total strangers
I might not know anything,,, but I know someone who knows everything,,, his name is Mrjo.
PoliticsRe: New Minimum Wage: FG Reaches Agreement With Labour Over Implementation by Collyno82(m): 6:53am On Oct 18, 2019
silverkings:
E concern u??
e concerns my Nairaland brother,,,
PoliticsRe: New Minimum Wage: FG Reaches Agreement With Labour Over Implementation by Collyno82(m): 3:59am On Oct 18, 2019
silverkings:
Odiegwu. I hope that NYSC will pay the new minimum wage henceforth. Na that one be my wahala now cheesy
as if you will serve forever
CrimeRe: Oluwafemi Oyerinde Shot Dead In The US Over Loud Music by Collyno82(m): 6:59am On Oct 16, 2019
titiloyeblog:
The family of an 18-year-old Nigerian student of the Kennesaw State University, who was shot dead on Sunday, believe it was because of an argument on Friday night, over loud music.

Oluwafemi Oyerinde and two other people were shot at Stadium Village Apartments on Sunday morning. The two others survived.

They were on their way out when the suspect opened fire on them. Cobb County police said that they believe they know who they're looking for.

Femi was a freshman at the university. He was studying mechanical engineering and had dreams of joining the military.

source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/10/nigerian-student-shot-dead-over-loud.html
have they carried this their madness to the US? Immediately you enter Ore, you will know that some people are insane when it comes to playing of music.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari: Fatima, Mamman Daura’s Daughter Laughed, Mocked Me, Blocked Me by Collyno82(m): 6:51am On Oct 16, 2019
Mrjo:
if you can observe very well Aisha is not playing her role very well. When did it becomes her work to vacate anybody in aso Villa? From what I observed she is not in good terms with her husband's relatives, which is very bad
and when did aso rock became a public yard,,, that you carry all manner of nephews n cousins to come n occupy?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari: Fatima, Mamman Daura’s Daughter Laughed, Mocked Me, Blocked Me by Collyno82(m): 6:46am On Oct 16, 2019
BluntBoy:
So, what should Buhari have done? He should have beaten Daura's daughter or locked her up?

Is there a family in this world where there are no conflicts? And does that belittle the competence of the head of that family? We are humans, and are bound to collide once in a while due to individual differences and conflicting interests. That is why we have conflict resolution.

Aisha's story did not happen suddenly. You must have read about Yusuf and the House that Maman Daura once occupied. This means that the tension had been building over time. Aisha has yet to imply that Maman's daughter is always rude to her, so it might just be a one-off incident which happened due to anger, immaturity, and women palaver.
I pity your wife,,, am seeing a rag in the form of a wife among your brothers.
TV/MoviesRe: Khafi Preaching Against Premarital Sex In Throwback Video by Collyno82(m): 7:29am On Aug 20, 2019
Kalixx:
LOL so u believe christian preachers??

When I was an undergraduate, a student 'preacher' then used to take me out to preach by 5 am some weekdays. A few years later, there was some investment he introduced me to. Long and short, the investment failed but the woman (a muslim ironically) who originally introduced him to the investment refunded both his initial pay and mine too. The woman never knew me in person, so he gave this 'preacher' all the money with the expectation that he would give me my share, since we were friends. 'Preacher' took all the money and did not let me know. I got to know later on when I accidentally became friends with the mother's daughter (a muslim too) on campus. She told me there was another investment, and I told her no. She asked why, I said I was broke. 'But how about your refund?' she asked. 'Which refund?' I protested. That was when I realised my preacher-friend had played a fast one on me. Her mom wanted to pay me again but I said there was no need. The matter had already grown old.

I knew a preacher-friend on campus too. Avid follower of TD Jakes, Joel Osteen, Jentzen Franklin et al. Niiggar prays in tongues, prays in the spirit and does all those familiar self-deceiving 'spiritual' moves like being able to read ur mind, hear the Spirit talking, predict the future etc.

His brother had to pay for a medical bill in school. He was broke, brother had no money and there was a deadline. Said I should lend and will be paid back. Till today, preacher-friend played a fast one on me. Turns out there was no medical bill whatsoever or any useless deadline for that matter.


OK LETS LEAVE THE FINANCIAL SHENANIGANS AND MOVE TO SEXUAL CHICANERY

There was a girl like that, oh Cathryn: always preaching to me like I was the second in command of sin after the devil - all these because I didn't go to church. I dont buy their lies. I stay home, think plan and study which has definitely helped my life so far but she was having none of it.

She said I may go to hell, Holy Spirit cant use me effectively on earth bla bla bla. Brothers and sisters, I didnt know it was evn a muslim guy that used to buckle these girl's bobby and service her punna. I felt foolish after finding out. smiley


When I was on campus, there was a girl like this - serious christian, even in a relationship. Of course, they'll always tackle me and say Im an inborn sinner as I do not go to church or care less about their fairy-tale doctrines. I was naive then but I worked on her parole with not much effort and ladies and gentlemen, I put it to you that it was romance aplenty to the extent of successfully sucking this girl's brea*sts, after she undressed herself before me in a room during one of the session breaks. Dont ask me if we had se*x, aproko kiss


Female preachers are even worse hypocrites than males. If u play ur cards right, chances of getting into her pants is about 30%. Chances of romance is about 50% (1 in 2 girls). Most female preachers, followers, choristers give blow-jobs on Saturday night before coming to church on Sunday mornings. Many masturbate. A lot double (triple)-date. The holiest of the holy ones probably only single-date but then, its usually sexual, or at the very least romance-induced. The few times pple like me go to church, its just to sit at the back to have a panoramic view of the garguantuan hoax and deceit, and have a good good chuckle deep within.


I only laugh at the very very slow small boys within the age bracket of 17 - 22 years old who look up to ladies of their age or older as saintly or role models, especially when they come preaching or to do some outreach. Or look at them when they mount the pulpit and sing 'holy' songs or speak in tongues and thus can't imagine the worst. Some of them who manage to have girlfriends think they are loyal. grin

Well, that's why there's a word called 'naive' in the dictionary. Hahahaha. Wa a to gbon! cheesy cheesy
I see an instrument God will use in u
FoodRe: I Saw These Leaves In A Village, They Said It Give Blood, Pls What's It's Name? by Collyno82(m): 7:02am On Aug 14, 2019
The first and the last leaves are 100% blood builder. My pregnant sister that has acute blood shortage drank it for 2weeks with milk every morning n evening,,, the doctors who were monitoring her pregnancy in the hospital marvel at the astronomical ratio in which the blood level increased to excess.
BusinessRe: Photos From Michael Chukwuka Onyema Burial: Celebrities, Politicians Spotted by Collyno82(m): 9:32am On Aug 04, 2019
Bighead9:
Trash.
None of these guys got his wealth legitimately. They are all Criminals.

So you know, I'm not Yoruba
Why are you denying your ancestral home? well the gods are not to blame.
PoliticsRe: We Are Shi'ite But Not Members Of IMN, RAAF Tells Presidency by Collyno82(m): 12:30pm On Jul 30, 2019
mohince:
Chaaaiiiii!!! See illiteracy from the highest order. Common sense you no get!!!
Buhari is fulani from katsina
Ahmed lawan is karekare from potiskum of yobe state
Tukur the chief judge is Hausa from Bauchi state
And Buratai is Babur bura from Biu Local gvt of Borno state!
No be everybody wey come from north be Hausa or fulani. Am kanuri from Borno state! Later una go talk say na una get sense pass.....
aboki na aboki,,, no matter were you come from. they have one thing in common
PoliticsRe: We Are Shi'ite But Not Members Of IMN, RAAF Tells Presidency by Collyno82(m): 12:26pm On Jul 30, 2019
Levant:
This Shi'ite group (RAAF) campaigned for Buhari during the election period and they are opposed to the IMN led by Zakzaky. Zakzaky is anti establishment. His movement is pro-masses and it threatens the northern elite and emirs. He doesnt even recognize them and sees them as all corrupt and part of a corrupt system that should be uprooted through popular revolution. Zakzaky mixes religion and politics. The RAAF tries to stay clear of politics and where not possible, they promote the establishment and the status quo and those in power. RAAF is not revolutionary or political.

You can check wikipedia and a quick google search.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jSuAi6YQno
story
Science/TechnologyRe: Whales Caught In USA And Nigeria: The Difference (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 12:11pm On Jul 30, 2019
damiloladuke:
Earlier today a Nigerian lady posted a video of a big whale that was caught and butchered in Bayelsa State, Nigeria. We also sighted another video of 5 whales caught in Florida, USA.

Now, there is very huge difference between the whales caught in the two countries. The one in Nigeria was washed ashore and before you knew it, residents in the community had attacked it and butchered it in preparation for some delicious meal tonight.

Later this evening, just like a coincidental event, some whales were washed ashore in Florida and they happened to be stranded along the beach.

Well, you wouldn't expect them to act as my fellow Balyesans, these whales were helped back into the sea to continue their seaing adventure.

Watch Video
https://lailasnews.com/difference-between-the-whales-caught-in-usa-and-nigeria-today-video/
Your analogy is like comparing Buhari with Trump
CelebritiesRe: "Ole Buhari" - Wizkid Calls President Buhari A Thief (Video) by Collyno82(m): 11:49am On Jul 30, 2019
zabuur:
You're an artist with millions of followers. You don't just say such.
never you attack a messenger,,, attack the message
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Mobbed At Turkey Airport By Fans (Video) by Collyno82(m): 11:43am On Jul 30, 2019
just be very careful with them,,, they are sons of Ismael
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Collyno82(m): 4:38pm On Jul 14, 2019
slade31:
whatever he does should be on him and him alone.... His unborn generation shouldn't be dragged into it... They are innocent at least until they are able to make a decision of their own.... That man is solely responsible for choice in life... Life the unborn generation to make their own choices too
it doesn't work that way,,, the kids are entangled by virtue of blood convenant their dad undergo during imitation. Hence the saying that the evil that men do lives after them.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Collyno82(m): 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2019
slade31:
the "people's" children directly or indirectly got themselves into cult related activities, his future generations or unborn kids still has their choice to make, if at the end of the day they choose the same route, then R. I. P in add to them... But for now.... I will never support such evil... Never..
his children born n unborn indirectly got involved by virtue of their father's blood initiation into NBM and pro stance on cultism
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Collyno82(m): 2:12pm On Jul 14, 2019
ElTafari7:
You seem to be the only sensible person on this thread.
Those that have killed, stole, raped and caused others pain in the name of anything shall be responsible for their deeds & bear the consequences of their actions alone!

Wetin I no know about no go kill me.
u are now getting sense, sir
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Collyno82(m): 2:10pm On Jul 14, 2019
ElTafari7:
Are your churches & mosques not filled with hypocrites, cowards, lowlifes, sexual predators and even fraudsters? Has that turned Christianity or Islam to a terrorist gathering?? When Rev. king killed a member of his church, was the church & its members arrested & prosecuted with him?
Every man shall account for their deeds, individually!
NBM as an organization has never given an order to anyone to kill, steal, rape or even oppress anyone; it is against the tenets of the movement and sadly, a lot of these young boys do not even have an understanding of what they are doing, just like the OP. there must always be bag eggs in the crates.
I do not support nor condone violence; especially black-on-black violence.
The movement has not killed anyone; senseless people have killed themselves! Get my point brother!! Some People naturally have violent tendencies; even as Jew men.
And as for your prayer, I’m definitely going to say an Amen to that! I’d gladly lead them through the right path should they be interested. tongue wink
u are defending the undefendable, sir
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Collyno82(m): 2:06pm On Jul 14, 2019
slade31:
only him and him alone should bore the consequences of anything he does and you my friend wishing his unborn generations bad is being evil
cultism he is supporting is killing people's children,,, so why will his children be safe?
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Collyno82(m): 6:45am On Jul 13, 2019
Danelo:
This thread sha...
Everybody na hard man on internet till they meet One on one.

Me I dey follow comments bumper to bumper.
they no they anything
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Collyno82(m): 6:03am On Jul 13, 2019
Aladdin1:
Super story! your story full of lies and e no add up.abeg go rewrite the truth.u say u come 4rm poor family.how u manage get brother wey fit bring police 4rm asaba come abraka? u say joy na student how come she no fit write come and go? u say u come 4rm poor and u dey struggle for skool.how u manage get money to buy drinks for cultist? lastly how come all the police wey handle ur case,even civil defence come be vikings?abeg i no read again.carry ur story go.
thank God is his story, not yours. Go get a story!
SportsRe: AFCON: Arsenal Celebrates Nigeria As They Beat South Africa (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 5:58am On Jul 13, 2019
frugal:
Go back to the village.
too hash,,, if you can't help, don't hate
CelebritiesRe: Avala & Isilomo Sign Endorsement Deal With Bet9ja by Collyno82(m): 5:56am On Jul 13, 2019
GistMore:
Newly evicted BBNaija housemate, Avala and Isilomo signs their first endorsement deal with Bet9ja as brand ambassador.



See more photos; http://gistmore.com/evicted-bbnaija-housemate-avala-isilomo-signs-1st-endorsement-deal-with-bet9ja
people that have never played bet9ja before,,, while people that are playing are not winning
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photo Of Chelsea Fan And His Fiancee Who Is Man United Fan by Collyno82(m): 2:20am On Jul 06, 2019
Rivalry and division don start even before the wedding proper
Car TalkRe: Car Door Handle Sticker Trends In Nigeria (see PHOTOS) by Collyno82(m): 4:08pm On Jul 05, 2019
Interestingly na ugly cars dey carry it
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Exposes Sandra, Frank Edoho’s Wife over poor job in her house by Collyno82(m): 9:12am On Jun 04, 2019
Nazarethnaza:
Toke Makinwa has gone all out as she called out Frank Edoho's wife, Sandra, over an alleged poor job she did in her house.

Toke Makinwa who shared photos of some furniture which got bad barely as she called out Frank Edoho's wife, also attached a screenshot of the amount she paid for the interior decoration service Sandra handled. The media personality who urged Sandra to do the right thing, added that furniture all got messed up, barely one week since she started using them.

Here is a video of Toke Makinwa's Banana Island penthouse below;


https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/01/toke-makinwa-calls-out-frank-edohos-wife-over-poor-job-in-her-house/
just to announce to us that she owns a pent house in banana island. Yoruba people and show, na wa ooh
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa, A Client From Hell - Sandra, Frank Edoho’s Wife by Collyno82(m): 9:00am On Jun 04, 2019
jowhyte:
No matter how badly Toke first reacted, this is not good for a client who paid you for a job.

Calling a client from hell is a no no. I can never deal with such a designer after how horrible she is handling a maybe difficult client. She would have handled It better than this.


EDITED
We've seen lots impatient, difficult and and sometime problematic customers like Toke.

For example, a customer saw my product/service advertised where I promised heaven and earth on how such product will help him solve a problem via my sales copy/letter. I even went ahead and promised after purchase support should he run into trouble using it.

After purchase, maybe after 7days he went straight to SM and say my product dont work as promised as result he may even end up calling me scammer without even first contacting.

Maybe I was tagged on the post or somebody brought it to my notice. It's normal for me to be pissed especially when the customer has has already bridged the rule not to have first reached out explaining me the difficulties encountered while he wait for me to provide solution.

I can express my displeasure instantly to the customer on SM but politely why he refuse to first contact me and waiting for my solution before going public, but I will later make attempt to pacify the customer by trying to solve the problem encountered first as I have promised for the post sale support.

If he/she is truly satisfied with the resolution, the same person will go to the same SM and say I have perfectly fixed the issue and I am not a scammer as he/she once thought. With this I have made my client happy, also protected my brand/name and also stand the chance of winning more potential customers over.

Reason I love the white so much when it comes to customer service. You complain after filing a dispute, they check and if the product/service fall short of the standard/duration they promise during their sales letters they issue a FULL REFUND and even ask you to KEEP the product even with APOLOGIES on top of it and count as one of those bad annual deals.

No first remorseful attempt to fix the customer complaints or pacify her, barely couple of weeks millions just going down the drain even if she was first satisfied with delivery notwithstanding.

How can a customer who have allegedly/supposedly spent 1.9M on your service be a hellish client? NO matter how bad the behaviors and intentions of such customer is, you try to handle it professionally as you will not only get repeat patronage thereafter, you can also get referrals/recommendation which is the cheapest potent means of advertising.

Toke too nor try, she would have first DM or contacted the lady first before taking her ordeal public.
You talk like a counselor,,, they act as celebrities. Disgusting sets of people
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Grace? by Collyno82(m): 8:53am On Jun 04, 2019
NobleAngell:
I think grace has to do with privilege to live without being condemned despite our short comings. It also is the ability and enablement to live a Christ-like life without being carried away. Grace helps us to live in the world without being of the world.
summed up as "unmerited favour"
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Cosmas Maduka Preaching In Lagos Street by Collyno82(m): 8:36am On Jun 04, 2019
Kingpee2:
He has a point about that noise pollution aspect...
no point man. Rather those playing obesere with loud speakers are the ones polluting the environment
PoliticsRe: The New 3 Wise Men In Lagos. PICS by Collyno82(m): 7:09pm On Jun 03, 2019
post=78987490:
What is the meaning of all these now?!
You guys should learn how to live in peace with everyone.
In one Nigeria we believe.
That is why IPOBS are different from we true igbos.... (Joe.I).
If u get gun, u go shoot person o.
Sho! huh
that is the same reason you grill goat
AutosRe: Innoson, A Car Manufacturer Or Just A Company Assembling Cars? by Collyno82(m): 3:19pm On May 13, 2019
pcicero:
.

Can you type this again without crying?

Igbos and victim mentality. You're even mentioning that Emegwali fraud, seems you don't even know some things.
Just get over it, the feeling is mutual. Don't pretend as if you love your western neighbors. We know you people so well.

Every small thing, you start crying tribalism. You want a nation of apes that do not question anything, you can get that in your Biafra.
the way your forefathers questioned everything and their lands in Lagos was acquired by them. Kwontinue to question
EducationRe: Arthur Eze On Track To Establish A University by Collyno82(m): 2:40pm On May 13, 2019
Katier00:
They'll steal our common wealth and build universities only the rich can afford.
why didn't you tell your father to steal, when his mates were stealing? Was he that lazy?

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