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First and foremost,
Let me correct you on this,every courses are lucrative,only that you have to master your craft very well to be able to make a living from it.
Secondly, to your question, YES, you can learn it through phone but don't forget to start with DSA(Data Structures and Algorithms), after you have learnt DSA up to a reasonable level, let's say 70 percent, then,you can register on bit degree ,read their tutorials and try and solve every projects you are given and
make do with w3c(world wide web consortium too and start saving money for your REAL TIME PROJECTS when you later get a LAPTOP.
CHEERS!

Kingray10:
I am currently a final year student in the university, studying a course that is not lucrative. Knowing fully well how this country is, I decided to learn programming, python to be precise. But my situation currently now is that I don't have a laptop, can't afford one now, because final year expenses is just too much. so is it possible to learn programming without a laptop
I am currently using my phone.

Okay

AFONJAPIG:
abeg go get ur pvc

As much as I really don't have a thing about tinubu or any politiefcians but this 'Jagaban of the universe' should not be coming from a learned fellow like you.
You can simply put the Jagaban of lagos or iragbiji, what has UNIVERSE got to do with Tinubu or are you indirectly telling is Ti ubu is God?

post=114014352:
A better Nigeria is all we want at [b][/b].

God bless you OP.
#ThatsAll

In a sane climb, GUMI should have been arrested but who cares here.
May thunder fire all terrorists and their sympathizers

Did you find it in any of his posts where he confessed to be a rapist?
Why your mumu too much like this!


May those who are always not happy about someone else's success die painful deaths

AFONJAPIG:
Do your Job and don't go start molesting those innocent children in your care

No
He does not have the experience!
Go and replace him.
I hate bad belle people with PASSION [/b]I swear!

gulfer:
Are you sure you have the capability and capacity for the job.... [b]The principal role is way different from teaching

Hilariously hilarious.

Scamupdates:
la whatsapp him la send him the money la ignore your text la block you . la come to nairaland la post .... scam me la cause you join

OP, wise up,
Premium tears loading!
If he can't agree on 'pay on delivery' RUN

Pk01:
I told him pay on delivery. He said he doesn't those that.

Your case is Simple,
YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD! to have called your father,I mean your father, lazy!

Now, you claimed he sent you to schoollll, an opportunity millions of youth didn't have,but he didn't leave you with anything to depend on but let me ask you this,

What happened to your hands,what of thousands of opharned adults who had no one to fend for them but still managed to take care of yourself?

You are the lazy and stupid ingrate here and not your father.
If I should see you around here,I'll flog the bastard out of your lazy bone.
Maybe you are this my lazy nephew who would not appreciate anything you do for him, I won't blame you but your father has to run a paternity test to ascertain if you are not a bastard

boyfwend:
Sorry to bother y'all.

So let me brief you all a little bit about myself, I'm the first son of a family of five. Also a 300-level student, all my life I have been depressing and saddened by the kind of family I found myself in.

First of all, I must commend my dad for pulling me from secondary level to University.
The only thing I know my dad does for me is to pay my school fees and he leaves me with no other choice again.
Let me clear y'all a lot about him.

Second of all, he does nothing, he's one of the Niger Delta amnesty beneficiaries which occurred some years ago. Ever since then, he depend on all that money to train five children.
He's a stay-at-home dad, lol!
My dad left me with depression and hunger for me to deal with here in school.

Now, what got me annoyed to bring this issue here is, that I came back home for some weeks now to sustain myself because I have been going through a lot over there.
The little work that I use to do here in the village, was to get small money for myself and the girl that I brought home. This man has been relying on me all this while to be bringing money for feeding and any household stuff.

I have been here for two months now, working from Monday to Sunday and coming back late at night without any single savings on me.
I cry every night, laying curses on myself and that angel that made me become a first child.

I give this man every money, ranging from the one he will use and smoke, eat, soap, etc.
All he does is stay in the house from morning to night.

I'm tired!

School is depressing me, I have many courses that I am having issues with and no money to fix all these courses, and I have just a year to leave this school.
Home is also making me choose suicide as the only option left.

Whenever I tell him I don't have money, he blows up and starts threatening me about how he's going to withdraw from assisting me academically.

I'm tired!!

Seriously,
You have been jazzed!

Or Why would an adult run away from home when nothing absolutely is pursuing him?

Bottom line;
If she ever lied to you and you caught her then,it's possible your insinuations are 100percent valid.
Go back home and involve your own family too,don't die on a matter your family should collectively fight on your behalf.
Naturally, I can't put up with a lying mouth, male or female

DOWN2HeartLoved:
She threatened me with Vigilante in the GRA area am living that am frustrating her,what do I do?,I left everything I worked so hard for in the house����

Guy
Learn to celebrate people irrespective of how untrue they appear, so far he didn't come here to tell us how he robbed one bank or did yahoo to make money.

I see a lot of inspiration to people going through a lot presently but all we have known you for here in Nairaland is bad -mouthing people's success stories.

I understand you still wallow in your miserable life but that does not make others unsuccessful in life,irrespective of your opinion regarding @OP, it won't take his employment letter from him.

And let me correct your silly mind and empty brain, PEOPLE CAN KNOW IN A MONTH, WHAT YOUR LOTS STRUGGLE TO LEARN AND STILL LEARNING IN A DECADE
It's what it is, we are born DIFFFERENTLY and it won't change the fact that average people like you won't believe that there are some EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE that will beat your lots hands down 1million times.

I blame the OP for sharing his life here, where people don't believe good things and accomplishments but won't doubt if it's the other way.

People have known you for what is not good here and it won't add a positive thing to your life.

That you struggle to achieve doesn't make others to struggle like you, more so, you just started learning too but you are too full of yourself and won't stop shooting yourself on the foot.
slowpoke bad belle animal

[author=GREATIGBOMAN post=113970579]


You always talk like you've smoked expired Dog sheet
What do you mean nobody cares about your skill in the real world?

If you lie you may get the job but what will keep you in the job is your skill


If you lie you're a senior developer with 10 years of experience then get employed why in reality you're not


When they e assign a project to you how would you be able to get it done on time?


Not having a skil;, your lies may see you excel in other fields

But certainly not on Tech or programming[/quote]

This is so hilarious.
No one is normal again in this country,an only me remain

Freshfish4:
Idiat left a sinking ship to another sinking ship.

You're obviously sick in the head and it runs in the family.
Pele

FERNANDEZISBACK:
And your lifeless god is doing nothing about it..he simply brought his children to live horribly on earth then threaten them with hell if they don't serve him..

What sort of serial murderer is that..

Bad guy!

Wilson500:
Northern girls are restricted zone for me
Their men are too barbaric in nature
Just small harmless toasting fit lead to 6 feet
Let me continue managing our southern babes and cum in peace

You're wicked

VeryWickedMan:
"Buy your original antimatter grade A" post in the investment section loading...

You no well

sukkot:
so i wake up this morning to go to my bricklayer job and someone has stolen my slippers an i had only 500 naira in my akant and i must buy bread to eat for breakfast. so i jjust get creative and use the 500 to buy bread and east some for breakfast and use the rest bread to make slippers for myself so i can wear to construction site. this the picture

It's funny that handsome men don't really see themselves as handsome but as average men in terms of appearance.
If anyone is trying to say indirectly that he's handsome here then it's just a Cruise

Ayanwukoma:
80% of handsome men, I mean men who are truly handsome are lonely and bored most days of their life because people mostly try to stay away from them...

Women assume they have a lot of girls flocking around them which is not always true.

Some men are afraid or jealous to be friends with them so as not to cause problem with their wife/fiancees/girlfriend.

Same can't be said for pretty girls, who men flock around with.

True or false

I'm sure so many peoplele saying they will accept this job offer will tender their resigmation letter after a year unless your supposed wife or husband is a demon.

It's easier said than done, but by the time you get to a level in life,you won't place more significance on money or material things but your peace of mind and that of your family is will be placed on highest priority

False prophet!

FalseProphet1:
I see you having over a thousand DMs because of this your birthday thread that made front page, I see guys begging with their destinies for a hookup with you, I see others promising to send thousands of naira just to see you. However you choose to handle the attention these few days is up to you.

This I have seen.

My guy

FalseProphet1:
I thought sit at home is on Mondays only, why are they now killing people on Wednesday? I see the hand of some politicians in this IPOB menace, I see them arrested, I see peace returning back to the south east. I see Peter Obi becoming the next president.

This I have seen.

Much respect bro.

I'm your die- hard fan I swear and who am I to correct the boss them,I just felt like calling your attention to it and meant no harm.

Jah bless and many love from here.
Continue to soar higher bro!

airsaylongcome:
Bruv, I appreciate the respect and I'm glad to hear or. I acknowledge that knowledge is infinite and no one can claim to know it all. I definitely DO NOT know all of the facets of computing and I'm the first to acknowledge that. For example I am horrible at frontend Web dev, CSS to be very specific. I cannot develop a website from scratch if I'm given a blank notepad!

About your comment that I am killing people's ideas by saying 'It won't work", maybe I'm too much of a Blunt realist. But allow me to illustrate with an example. Is it possible to dig a 10ft water well using a spoon? Without a doubt! Given sufficient time and energy, anyone can dig a well using even a teaspoon! You just have to be patient and dedicated. Heck you can dig a 10ft well using just your fingers if you have all the time in the world and there is no time limit to how long you can take to dig that well. Can you dig a well using a teaspoon in 10 hours? My brother, unless it's a super human, you cannot.

The OP is writing his final year project that needs to be submitted by a deadline (most likely that deadline is in a specific date this year). He has his files encrypted, he knows nothing about the encryption algorithm or the key used to encrypt his files. Given these unknowns, his best option is to try to run all possible encryption algorithms (known and unknown) while trying all possible encryption keys. Assuming a simple encryption algorithm was used, the chances of success is very slim. Let's complicate it by saying each file was encrypted using a different encryption algorithm each of which used a different encryption key. It would mean that he would have to run every possible encryption algorithm, against a every possible encryption key for all his files. Is this possible to accomplish if there is no time limit? Sure. Can he run all possible permutations before the due date of the project? Possible but highly unlikely. So yes you are right that it is possible if there were no time limits and he had formidable computing resources. So yeah, you are right that it is possible and I was completely out of order to say it's impossible

You want to trend but I won't give that to you!
Okay, I didn't know your brainless mother is dead but now I know.
I be your grandfather.
You be indomie generation and I won't come down too low to your level by sending you a PM.
that's how you stupid boys of today dey die like fowl, someone you didn't know, you are opening your drawing mouth to me.

I'll teach you a lesson, since you no won get sense and your useless parents didn't train you well,I'll not let you forget this in a jiffy.


I swear to the almighty God, hand go touch you soon and you don buy market.
Let's wait and see

ABANGWABOI:
[b]May your Vseless MODA not have peace in her grave. [/b]Editt.

Bro
Your are part of those people I so much respect in this forum but killing people's ideas by saying 'It won't work" is a big NO for me.

Let's try and wait for the the outcome of any idea before we start criticizing them.

No one knows it all, we could learn from anything however stupid or illogical they may seem.

Once again,one love

airsaylongcome:
Okay. Let everyone (myself included) remain and excel with their limited knowledge

A brute force attack on a 256-bit key AES algorithm is taking 9.63×10^52 years to brute force. That is billions of years! And this is for a simpler Symmetric Key encryption running on a super computer o. Not consumer grade developer laptop with 8-16gb RAM and heavily limited processor. We haven't thought to discuss brute forcing a Public Key algorithm that is inherently more difficult.

Wow, I thank God for this wonderful opportunity.
This is what I have been waiting for.
Now, that Davido has slapped ckay, the government will be able to pay a million naira minimum wage, this will also carry the unmarried ladies to their husbands' houses, we can now decimate the fulani terrorists and dislodge the book haram terrorists too.

We can now provide employment opportunities for all Nigerians and prices of food commodities are now reduced.
Thanks to Davido, we can now compete globally with developed countries in military and manufacturing.
This type of slap is called RESET SLAP which Nigerians have been clamouring for and now here it is!
It has reset our infrastructure and we are now respected worldwide.
May God bless Davido, you're truly a heaven-sent

Youre a fool
What even gives you the assurance you will have marriage let alone settling down.
May your types never have peace!

ABANGWABOI:
.shut up Emotional ediot..
He didn't rape the hoe called person wife.. the fool brought her street cunt for him to Fuckkk and he did a good job on that useless hoe..

If you like go and marry a hoe tomorrow.. other men go fucvk and pour sperm deep I'm her cunt. While she comes back to sleep with that sperm in her cunt under the roof you made..

@op,He will never escape it
Big amen to that!

Stanweezy:
If this thing is true OP,

Person go do am to your wife, infact even ur gateman will have a taste of your wife and she will continue to sleep with anything sleepable without ur notice.

Repercussions will caught up with u unless u decided not to marry that's the only way u will escape this curse.

I wonder what a normal thinking man will see in a married woman with kids for that matter

I hope people will now understand how useless politicians are, all of them.

One thing I know for sure is I will never run away from my ancestral land and we will give it fire for fire If it has to get to that level.

Fulanis and all terrorists should know that sooner, we will send them back to the bush they belong to.

The earlier they know that we yoruba Christians won't sacrifice our inheritance to their useless religion, the better.
Yoruba christians are not yoruba muslims
If anybody want to japa, you can japa to anywhere but you can never claim another man's land when you ran away to allow it to be conquered by Fulani strangers.

God bless the real Omoluabis

VeryWickedGoat:
This girl in my compound is always forming tussh as if no man is fucking her. She will take Uber from the house and be staring at me like I'm a beggar where I usually buy my Odogwu bitters.

This girl thinks she is above me sha. Everyday dropping down from car or bike wearing skimpy clothes.

One day, I called her woos woos wobi she just eyed me, hissed and slammed her door. I no talk. Someone I'm trying to help o imagine.

Ordinary to come charge her phone at my crib so that I can tap current, she no fit come. Even to borrow indomie or matches, she never show. I don't know what she's feeling like.


Today I go meet my aboki fx guy to change my last card to dollar plus eyelash and makeup to attract her and strategically kept it near my door. This combination issa goal because she and fake eyelash na 5 & 6. Once she touches it, the basket go trap her.


Wish me well people. Today na today......