₦airaland Forum

ProudBiafran:
Terrrorist and paedophile Buhari.

The Islamic demon

Bros, see you and see heart attack. For your information, Nnamdi KANU that infected you people with this hateful soul, is chilling and enjoying himself in the White man's land with the monthly levy you people have been making to him.

That's because the guy takes more delight in chasing frivolities.

Anything Abia state is always in a sorry situation.

Thank you Mr president. We are with you in anything that is required to be done in this circumstance.

Mr president, we are with you in anything that is required to be done in this circumstance.

patoski39:
my man, people dae travel go onitsha from enugu during dis period na abi ebonyi own differen?

I know for sure. But my type of person who criticize wrong doings a lot, I hate to do those things that I would criticize another person on. Ebonyi and Enugu states have banned inter state movements, to me it remained banned until it is lifted. In as much as I miss my wife and kids like mad, it will be very wrong to flout the government orders.

I am going to fuk my wife like I am seeing her pussy for the first time. Reason is that all through this period, she and the kids were trapped down in Enugu where my kids are schooling due to no inter state movement, while I am in Ebonyi state where I work. We only communicate on phone daily with so much wishes in our minds.

MZrapper:
Nigerians about to watch another pre recorded shits.

You are a good example of untrained animal.

To give the situation report and extend the lockdown. No problem Mr president. We are with you. It's not in doubt that you have the passion and patriotic zeal to put this country to a progressive pedestal.

Truth is now coming out from the marketers because there is no more subsidies. No problem. All I know is that at the end, Nigeria shall prevail.

Fake news. Disappear and went to where?

ghettokid1:
The whole South-East has 383,316 while Zamfara alone has 1.34 million.

Are we now competing on who is poorer? Besides, it was States that submitted the data. So if there is any blame, it should go to the States governments.

That list was not compiled by the FG, but States.

successmatters:
Odumeje mmonwu!
Odumeje agaba

Very powerful man of God.

Point of correction, very powerful man of Satan.

He went there to snap pictures with which he is using to deceive and defraud the gullible members of the public, and you said he went to pray for the world. The world has indeed lost it's flavor.

Deltayankeeboi:
Always talking shit. You have lost all your brain cells and sanity defending a failed government.

When a fool exhumes the remains of another man he doesn't know how he was buried, he usually starts on the wrong spot. That's why you with all your brain intact, you ended up talking like a trained fool.

What a good news. We are getting it right. That's why I hate to hear about some Chinese Doctors coming here, they shouldn't come and take the glory of the efforts of our health workers. Please they should rather stay and treat their own people.

mrvitalis:
This is the brain behind Nigerians response to this virus ....but he is not praised because of where he is from ...

Nna keep doing your work ...we appreciate you

Some of you have swore never to be useful. Thank God you are very few in number that you cannot result to national concern.

This is a very wonderful development.

This is long over due. I am very happy about this.

That's the best way to go to serve as deterrent to others.

ZombiePUNISHER:
At least I know my father...
Unlike you
A son of a thousand fathers... All thanks to your mum

Has knowing him stopped you from being a nuisance to the society? It's a pity you know him, yet he didn't impact any morals in you. He failed as a father while you woefully failed as a son.

ZombiePUNISHER:
Is it the Buhari that can't close ordinary boarder ?... Our borders are very open
Is it Buhari that can't pronounce covid 19 even when he's reading from a written paper..

Buhari is a dunce...
By now you should know who is in charge... Not Buhari

You and your father that have been pronouncing it better than the Queen of England, what have you achieved other than this phone you are using to type nonsense?

You can imaging if buhari should order for this kind of a thing in Nigeria. The hate infiltrated souls would have set the social media ablaze in just some seconds. You start hearing words like, if it were in saner clime and all sorts of rubbish. This corona virus has indeed exposed every part of the world.

I still maintain no place like home. And my earlier stand that soon, foreigners will be begging to have Nigerian visa, still stands.

Thank God, we shall triumph at the end of the day.

ojnnaco:
Stay safe inside your home and die of hunger or come outside and be killed by army. Choose one. Useless nation with scammers as politicians.

Because you consider yourself useless does not mean you should regard the entire nation useless.

Bigleaf1006:
Did you actually believe all the cases they are claiming were all actually infected? I dey laff u gan Dey dia make pant dey wear you, money has been chopped

Your foolishness is from another planet.

APCNig:
Nigeria is teaching Corona Virus a lesson of it's life. While they are dying in thousands in the so called developed nations, Nigeria is treating and discharging formerly infected patients. We are not just giant of Africa, we are giant of the world.

Our leaders are not arrogant like Donald Trump who has continued his boasting, chest beating and spewing trash while Americans have continued to die in thousands. We have recorded TWO DEATHS so far and treated and discharged many that means whatever we are doing about the COVID-19, we are doing it well. So, USA, Italy, Spain, France and others should get book and biro, get table and chairs and sit down in a class while Major General Muhammadu Buhari and our Starboy Babajide Sanwo-Olu teach them CRS 101: Introduction to Crisis Management.

You are the true son of your father.

God please let it be true because your people are perishing.

The Provost of Luminar International College of Alternative Medicine, Enugu, Prof. Joseph Akpa, says he has found a cure for coronavirus pandemic. Prof. Akpa, made the claim to newsmen in a press conference held in Enugu on Wednesday.

According to him, he had already made energy health medicines superficially meant to boost the human immune system and others meant to directly attack the virus to ensure 100 per cent successful cure. He, however, challenged health institution to bring any patient.

He said: “I will challenge any health institution or agency to bring any known case of coronavirus to me and see how it will disappear within a few days. “If the Permanent Secretary of Enugu State Ministry of Health or the State Government approaches me to cure any of the known cases of coronavirus in the state I will voluntarily do so without attaching any condition to it. “I thank God for using me to find the cure to a disease that is already threatening to wipe out the whole earth,” he said.

Prof Akpa blamed the outbreak on the quest to be supreme superhuman species among the Chinese and others. “These people during their meditation engage in what is known as Astral Travelling in which the spirit leaves the body and travel to these planets to probe what is there and at times steal certain substances which they bring back to the earth.

“So be that some of these unworthy activities of the human beings affected the planet Mercury and in reaction now sends the deadly radiations of the coronavirus to the earth. “Finally, however, I will teach you, journalists, some self-protective habits and also give each of you a bottle of Immunity Enhancement.

“Before ending this briefing I like to inform you that all the planets have also their positive effects on the human beings here on earth, you can find this in many of my works,” Akpa said.

Melezenawii:
Are you sure?

Can't you see him with his face mask and hand gloves?

valentineuwakwe:
if this result turn out to be true, this man will be the world greatest HERO!

You can say that again.