Cooljoe's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Cooljoe's Profile › Cooljoe's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 (of 127 pages)

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To President Buhari Absence From The Presidential Debate by cooljoe(m): 9:07am On Jan 20, 2019

XceptionJay:
This is what ur dump ass should av said......you come into a ring to fight and you realise that maywhether didn't show up but bash ali is on ground too at that moment what do u expect AJ to do? Fight bash ali and kill him?

ok smart ass

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To President Buhari Absence From The Presidential Debate by cooljoe(m): 10:23pm On Jan 19, 2019

So u go for an exam and your main rival for first position is not writiN that paper and for that reason u will also refuse to write? Is it not your chance to rake up more marks and beat him?

2 Likes

Crime › Re: 85-year-old Woman Imprisoned In Abia Over Son’s Crime. Photo by cooljoe(m): 3:48pm On Jan 16, 2019

flejnr2:
Wish Abia state governor okezie ikpeazu can see this and grant her pardon. It’s heartbreaking

pardon is granted to convicts - u have committed a crime and so found by court of competent jurisdiction. this woman has done no wrong if the state of affairs is as it is reported. one cannot be arrested for the crimes of another s.493 of the ACJA.

Romance › Re: "Don't Lose Your Husband Because Of Boyfriend"- Nigerian Lady Advises by cooljoe(m): 2:07pm On Jan 14, 2019

so because it turned out this way for her she now had bsc in marriage counseling. na wa

Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: "Amina Zakari Is Lying About Her Relationship With Buhari" by cooljoe(m): 1:52am On Jan 07, 2019

see how many positions one family occupies. which kind country be this?

Politics › Re: Atiku Reacts To Amaechi's Leaked Tapes 'Insulting Buhari' by cooljoe(m): 1:35am On Jan 07, 2019

FortifiedCity:
Fvck all of you

God bless u. all of them. well MA no talk

Properties › Re: My Landlord Served Me A Quit Notice And I Want To Know What What My Rights Are by cooljoe(m): 2:35pm On Oct 26, 2018

depends on your tenancy. is it a monthly or yearly tenancy

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by cooljoe(m): 3:27pm On Oct 21, 2018

toluxe0075:
Tfp dot is

tfp.com or .net?

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by cooljoe(m): 9:17am On Oct 21, 2018

toluxe0075:
The night comes for us.
A Bloodfest action movie with incredible fight scenes
I didn't see the movie for the plot or storyline, but for the action and gore and it did not fail to deliver.
If you enjoyed the raid 1 and 2, headshot and merantau, then don't hesitate to download.

where can I download pls?

Education › Re: BOWEN Vs BABCOCK: Students Battle On Twitter (Photos) by cooljoe(m): 4:36am On Oct 21, 2018

was twitter created for Nigerians alone?

Celebrities › Re: Davido And Chioma Visit Atiku Abubakar (Photo) by cooljoe(m): 4:03pm On Oct 13, 2018

the places Chioma enters, the people she meets courstey of David ehen

Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo Graduates From Law Department Of University Of Abuja by cooljoe(m): 4:01pm On Oct 13, 2018

sacluxisback:
The inking on his shirt is unnecessary.

ts done to every final year students shirt on day of the last paper. I wore my oldest white, after d signing, changed to my souvenir tshirt and attended prayers.

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by cooljoe(m): 1:24pm On Oct 12, 2018

princemillla:
2 things can cause this.
1. Your power flex is getting weak (but gives good signs cuz it still switching the fone on)
2. Battery is the number one culprit. Change it.

please my HTC m8 one is showing no service just like that

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels 18th Birthday Photoshoot by cooljoe(m): 6:09pm On Oct 10, 2018

say na once teen. if she's eighteen, is she not still a teen?

Celebrities › Re: Simi Was Pestering Don Jazzy To Listen To Her Mixtape 4 Years Ago by cooljoe(m): 3:41pm On Oct 09, 2018

something similar happened with J.cole and Jay Z, just that in Cole's case Jay signed him a coupla years later. but u can't blame Don J, it's just life. I'm sure there are some he'd given opportunities and they messed it up - for every rekado banks, a million unknowns who wasted time, resources or where simply inept. big ups to simi for pushing on.

Celebrities › Re: Fred Ezimadu Is Dead! Big Fredo Dies Of Tooth Infection In Lagos by cooljoe(m): 2:36pm On Oct 08, 2018

Mintum:
Good luck to him on judgement day

don't be silly.

1 Like

Romance › Re: Shes 17 And Im 26 Is She Too Young？ by cooljoe(m): 8:43pm On Sep 17, 2018

MetalJigsaw:
hmmm

it's the law bro. and it matters not that she gave her consent neither does it matter that you did not know she was below 18 or you were ignorant of the law.

1 Like

Romance › Re: Shes 17 And Im 26 Is She Too Young？ by cooljoe(m): 8:17pm On Sep 17, 2018

having sex with her will amount to statutory rape for which you can be jailed sha

1 Like

Celebrities › Re: 30 Years After: 'Coming To America' Stars Then And Now (Photos) by cooljoe(m): 6:19pm On Sep 17, 2018

Emusan:
I can't wait to see my beautiful crush Lisa

we plenty wey crush on her be that o. from the moment I opened this thread, I just wanted too see Lisa Mcdowel

Education › Re: Top Ten Abhorent Rules In Covenant University That Must Be Changed by cooljoe(m): 5:36am On Sep 15, 2018

take a cue from d Nigerian Law school, which to me has a very good standard as per discipline vis-a-vis freedom of association, expression and respecting fundamental rights.

Romance › Re: ''if You Remove The Condom Without Your Partner's Consent During Sex, It's Rape" by cooljoe(m): 2:27pm On Sep 03, 2018

soon even moaning will amount to constructive rbutal of consent and tagged rape

1 Like

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by cooljoe(m): 9:31am On Aug 24, 2018

where do u guys download movies from?

Phones › Re: Save Battery, Storage And Data With These Lite Versions Of Your Favorite Apps. by cooljoe(m): 6:21am On Aug 18, 2018

TechCapon:
[color=magenta]TechCapon[/color]

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GY.jpg

No need to continue downloading all these bloated, poorly-coded, data-hungry, battery-hungry and bandwidth-hungry apps on your smartphones. Your favorite apps all have Lite versions that are designed to save your battery life, storage space and data consumption and the best part of it is that they load up faster even in areas with poor data connection. All the core, important features such as push notifications etc are all there and don’t think these lite apps are only for low end devices, they are for everyone including high end flagship phones. Most of these apps are available in Nigeria, few of them are not. In this post I will be writing about the benefits of using lite app instead of the main versions.

Benefits

Stops your device from being laggy and freezing all the time

Saves you a lot of storage space on your smartphone

Stops your device battery from draining faster than normal

Saves you money by limiting data usage.

1. Facebook Lite (1.6MB) Available on PlayStore and APK Mirror.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dd-768x432.jpg

Jesus this is unbelievable ! The main Facebook app weighs almost 60MB but the stripped down version weighs only 1.6MB. This will save you almost over 56MB of storage space and there’s no doubt it will save data and battery. It’s simple and clean

2. Twitter Lite (3MB) Available on PlayStore and APK Mirror.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/twitter-lite-768x486.jpeg

This stripped down version of the main Twitter app is available in 46 countries including Nigeria, South Africa, Zimbabwe Ghana, Guatemala, Honduras, India, Indonesia, Jordan, Kenya, Lebanon, Morocco etc. It also has push notifications and night mode, it works well even on 2G network.

3. Messenger Lite Available on PlayStore and APK Mirror.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Download-Facebook-Messenger-Lite-App.jpg

Very nice and quiet app. I love it more than the main messenger app because it keep things nice and simple. Its also designed for 2G networks and areas with slow or unstable internet connections.

4. UC Browser Mini. Available on PlayStore and APK Mirror.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/UC-MINI.png

This popular Chinese browser UC Browser also have a lite version that weighs around 3MB. It’s super fast and designed to save battery, data and work well on low network connection. UC Browser Mini is the lite version of most famous browser app in Android.

5. Skype Lite (13mb). Available on PlayStore and APK Mirror.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GadgetMatch-Lite-Apps-20171208-10-Skype-Lite-768x360.jpg

With a notorious reputation for consuming data and battery, Skype lite has come to the rescue. It supports both voice nad video calls and works well even on 2G network, fantastic. It weighs only 13MB

6. Shazam Lite Available on PlayStore and APK Mirror.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ft-768x360.jpg

Quit guessing and typing the lyrics of what’s playing around you. Shazam already has a straightforward app which lets you record first offline and search when you go online. The Shazam lite is the lightweight version of the main app. It saves battery and data.

7. Instagram Lite Available on PlayStore and APK Mirror.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/gyd-768x360.jpg

Instagram quietly launched the Lite version of it’s app few weeks in selected countries (Nigeria not among) and it’s just 573 kilobytes which is a far cry from the main app which is 32 MB. It lets you filter and post photos to the feed or Stories, watch Stories and browse the Explore page, but currently lacks the options to share videos or direct message friends.

8. YouTube Go

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/gyd-768x360.jpg

YouTube Go is a new app for offline viewing and sharing. … “YouTube Go was designed and built from the ground up with insights from India, in order to bring the power of video to mobile users in a way that is more conscious of their data and connectivity, while still being locally relevant and social.”

Note: For those few apps that are not available in the Nigerian PlayStore, you can use VPN to change your location to a ssupported country and install it.

SOURCE:http://techcapon.com/save-battery-storage-and-data-these-lite-versions-of-your-favorite-apps/

good morning. please, my PlayStore is not opening, what do I do?

Celebrities › Re: Namia Roberts Involved In A Ghastly Accident (Photos) by cooljoe(m): 9:47pm On Aug 05, 2018

EwuOjota:
AlexReports

Go and check for the meaning of FATAL. Why do we keeping using the word fatal when the person is alive?fatality means death.

How can she be involved in a fatal accident and still be alive?just write she was involved in an accident.

Mod don edit fatal?correct.

but I used to think one can survive a fatal accident. if let's say there are 3 persons in d car, provided there is a death, d accident is fatal innit. the others who survived, can be said to have survived a fatal accident

1 Like

Sports › Re: See What Finidi George Looks Like Now (Photos) by cooljoe(m): 9:59pm On Jul 22, 2018

alignacademy:
Thanks for sharing

Reminds me of the days when men were boys

"When they reminisce over you"...

you know ds TROY song. u be correct guy

1 Like

Celebrities › Re: Bolanle Ninalowo And Wife Are Separated, Have 2 Children, A Boy & A Girl (Photos by cooljoe(m): 9:55pm On Jul 22, 2018

sexybbstar:
I'm not even crushing on him . I prefer slim body like Jang Eun Suk's body

na who be dat one again na. y can't u be crushing on me

Celebrities › Re: Bolanle Ninalowo And Wife Are Separated, Have 2 Children, A Boy & A Girl (Photos by cooljoe(m): 3:28pm On Jul 22, 2018

sexybbstar:
I think the movie he acted "My kids and I" has turned into reality now.

r u still crushing

Sports › Re: Michael Obi: Kidnappers Think Mikel Sends Millions To Me, Mikel Doesn't Call Me by cooljoe(m): 9:56am On Jul 21, 2018

even wen na my papa be my source of income, I day rarely call am, e call sef I no pick. bt my mumsi, we talk pass my girlfriend. most of our fathers too strict wen we small, wen we grow dem go wan dey form r/s. hw e go take work? we luv dem yes, both dat intimacy no go dey

6 Likes

Family › Re: Photo Of Two Grandmas Who Are Identical Twins Goes Viral by cooljoe(m): 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2018

Aleora:
chai u stupid sha,no be your fault,ur mama breast firm reach their own?anuofia

fine girl; bad mouth

1 Like

Literature › Re: List Your Top Five Greatest Books by cooljoe(m): 4:22am On Jul 05, 2018

Nigerian Books 1. Things fall apart by Achebe 2. The triumph of d water lilly by niyi 3. An African night entertainment(cant remember author's name) 4. The passport of mallam illia by Cyprian E. 5. The gods are not to blame by Ola R.
Non-nigerian books 1. The Godfather by Mario Puzo 2. The tristan betrayal by Robert ludlum 2. Digital fortress by Da Brown 3. A time to kill by John Grisham 4. Kane and Abel by Jeffrey Archer 5. V for Vendetta by Marie corelli 5. Windmill of d gods by sidney sheldon
Inspirational/Guidance 1. The Holy Bible 2. Everyday Greatness by Covey 3. The 48 laws of power by Greene 4. Rich Dad, Poor Dad by Kiyosaki(or so) 5. The richest man in babylon

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 (of 127 pages)