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PoliticsRe: Seriake Dickson In His Farm With Faze, MC Okpeke, Ekwe by cooljoe(m): 8:57pm On Apr 28, 2019
My ugly governor
RomanceRe: Nigerians Blast Instagram Slay Queen For Stepping Out With Her Dog In Bum Shorts by cooljoe(m): 7:10am On Apr 28, 2019
delishpot:
Shiorrrr! shit pipe. Anyway, na wetin monkey like dem dey use catch am. She know say many men get chicken mind when wit comes to self control, they will sleep with Karashika and trade their future for quickie and then resort to chopping off breasts and tongues for money ritual cos their god given star has been sold for a one night stand. Many naija men are victims.
as in. The number of dms she will get ehn. She know weytn dey push market.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by cooljoe(m): 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2019
Ok Marvel, u can get my 10 for Endgame. You guys did well.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Spotted Together In Public For The 1st Time by cooljoe(m): 6:00pm On Apr 27, 2019
If you must chop frog, chop fat one.
SportsRe: Divine Oduduru Becomes Fastest Man In The World, Smashes Bolt's record by cooljoe(m): 11:30am On Apr 21, 2019
MJBOLT:
i dont know why bloggers are so stupid that they rely on clickbait articles,i rushed into this thread to see something amazing but turns out it was all for nothing.

FYI the world record in the 100m stands at 9.58 seconds while the world record at the 200m stands at 19.19 seconds and both belongs to Bolt
just so annoying. Can't simply do small research.
PhonesRe: How To Know When Someone Has Blocked You On WhatsApp by cooljoe(m): 10:43am On Apr 14, 2019
All these for what? Biko, if u block me, fine and good. Life goes on. I've lost relatives who didn't even get to say goodbye.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by cooljoe(m): 10:30am On Apr 10, 2019
My name is David. If I could rename myself, it will still be David.
EducationRe: Adeyeye Oluwaseyi Is UNILAG Overall Best, 4 Years After Writing Down His Goal by cooljoe(m): 8:06am On Apr 09, 2019
Daminovic:
But is law of tort that hard? compared to criminal law in my own view in think criminal is more difficult. cry[quote
me sef wanted to say o. Law of tort no hard na, neither is criminal law sef. Guess d personality of d lecturer comes to play.
FoodRe: Eating Too Much Of These 9 Nigerian Foods May Kill You by cooljoe(m): 9:11pm On Apr 05, 2019
Well the plan all along was for enjoyment to kill me.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Throwback Photos Of Cee-C And Nina Before The Fame by cooljoe(m): 10:53am On Apr 05, 2019
They are not famous. Just say picture of ... After Big Brother.
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke Gifts His Girlfriend Kani A N9M Wristwatch For Her 26th Birthday by cooljoe(m): 11:26pm On Apr 02, 2019
People get money o
CelebritiesRe: Relative Uses Dead Body Of 'kay Low' To Curse SARS. Davido, Banky W React by cooljoe(m): 9:05pm On Apr 01, 2019
tactius:
What I am going to say is not popular....but let's be honest

All of us are cursing the Police. That means that should the Police be 'destroyed' as a result of our curses...who then would take on the criminals for us?

A lot of crime gets stopped by the Police, AND SARS is one of the police agencies that fight crime.

Many of us are rightly angry with the SARS for killing the young man...but we should remember that the young man was part of a group that was interfering with Police work.

Remember Kabiru Sokoto. Kabiru Sokoto...who was Boko's bomb maker, was freed because 'youth' interfered with the Police in the discharge of their duties...because the youth thought he was innocent.

The guy the Police came to arrest....was thought to be innocent..and many young people promptly rushed in to save him. SARS opesn fire..and an innocent youg man gets killed.

Our Police needs reform. But reform is not going to come by cursing and abusing the problem. Many of us don't appreciate our policemen and women.

And it is the same thing in many fields too. Many people in Nigeria curse doctors for doing their job , NEPA officials for disconnecting people who don't pay their bills, FRSC for enforcing traffic laws, and so on.

Yet, many of us won't pay the taxes and the bills needed to make things better. We all think that money gotten from 2.2 MILLION barrels of oil per day at $60 per barrel is enough...when it isn't and we know it.

So, why not appreciate your Policeman? Why hide criminals from the Police? Why interfere when the POlice come and arrest crooks in your neighborhood?

Anyway, Nigerians need to change.
u are not okay
Christianity EtcRe: Is Cousins Marriage In Christianity Forbidden? by cooljoe(m): 8:03pm On Mar 31, 2019
keentola:
it is a pity that such law is usekess here
bros no law is useless o. Marriage under d act is d only form of marriage d law recognises. If u marry under your native laws, which is no crime, u can't run to d courts in case of conflict, eg ur spouse died intestate and d family wants to disinherit u, cos in d eyes of the law, u we're never married.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Cousins Marriage In Christianity Forbidden? by cooljoe(m): 5:34pm On Mar 31, 2019
keentola:
which section?
read the matrimonial causes act. Section 4 - prohibited degrees of consanquinity and affinity.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Cousins Marriage In Christianity Forbidden? by cooljoe(m): 1:53pm On Mar 31, 2019
Shedrack777:
The point I want/need to know is, where exactly did the Bible forbid cousins marriage. If it's not written at all in the Bible, then, it is legal
the law forbids it. At least Nigerian laws
Foreign AffairsRe: Valentine Strasser, From Ex-Head Of State To Pauper: Youngest West Africa Leader by cooljoe(m): 9:17am On Mar 26, 2019
id911:
If he were to come from Nigeria, he can never ever be poor as Ex-Head of State whether he stole while in power or not. Go and check what this country is paying all past Nigerian leaders monthly or yearly as the case may be including coup plotters that committed treason by subverting the mandate of the people.

Nigeria is probably the only country in the world that pay coup plotters in the name of being Ex-Head of States. Useless country
I never understood y those guys are paid any form of pension outside those they are entitled to as formed members of the military
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Chairman Disagrees To Judgement Declaring Adeleke Winner Of Osun Guber by cooljoe(m): 7:53am On Mar 23, 2019
Excelboi:
Op, to make your article clear to those that are confused and to those who wish to learn, where a judgment is been delivered and there are 3 judges like in this Osun case, where two judges are of the same view and one is against it, the majority carries the vote so the chairman view doesn't change anything.

Even if it's at the Supreme Court, and the Chief Justice is dissenting and two others are agreeing, those agreeing carries the day.


That's why some uninformed people are thinking that for the so called Acting CJN Buhari sworn in illegally will help Buhari during judgment, if other judges dissent from declaring Buhari winner and the So called Acting CJN upheld the judgment during Atiku vs Buhari appeal, nothing the Acting CJN can do, majority carries the day. Mind you I'm neither pro APC or Pro PDP in national level.
I'm just a lawyer talking from the angle of law!
but who picks the panel of justices that will seat? The acting cjn innit
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Shows Off His Home. Fans React (Photos, Video) by cooljoe(m): 8:31am On Mar 22, 2019
justice12000:
Most foolish fans think that these people have money. They don't. All these fights you see for millions are just promotion cost, after deductions from promotors, they barely get 10%. On top of that they pay 30-45% in federal taxes and another 15% in state taxes. Money don finish be that nah! Mayweather is just a tool used to deceive idiots...always flashing money. In his account, he probably nothing more than $2 million.

Example: Mayweather fight with Mr. X. The fight is worth $50million. Promoters; agents, hotels, banks, investors, media, gets 70% or $35 million. Fight Escrow company after paying promoters, now subtracts 30-45% in federal income tax for such high income, state tax another 10-15%, some cases County and City tax another 2-5% common in entertainment big cities like Las Vegas, LA, New York, before you know it, the balance remaining from the $25m is now $10 million. Mayweather too has staff to pay and bills, that's another 50% in cost. Leaving him $5 million in the bank. But you foolish fans who have no clue how this works think he is worth what the fight said he made...LOL. Joshua is still a small boy to Mayweather as his fights are not worth much, so he gets way less as his condition shows.
is 5million dols a fight not money enough? Plus endorsements and even investments?
HealthRe: Kenyan Drug Addict Rescued By His Childhood Friend, Dies 2 Years After by cooljoe(m): 9:00pm On Mar 18, 2019
At least he got to experience what unconditional love in its purest form is. Death will come, come what may. We just have to live while we are alive.
PoliticsRe: Collapsed Building ; Dolapo Osinbajo Visit Survivors In Lagos by cooljoe(m): 8:01am On Mar 16, 2019
Please all these visits are not enough by those in power. Leave that one for celebs. People have died, kids for that matter. Y have heads not started rolling. No resignations, no investigations. What measures are bin putting place to forestall such future occurrences? This is not an "act of God". This is a tragedy that could have bin prevented.
TravelRe: 1538 Nigerians Die In Road Accidents In Three Months - NBS by cooljoe(m): 9:48am On Mar 11, 2019
ojimbo:
Nigeria needs recolonization
I sweardown
CelebritiesRe: I Spend $100k A Week - Davido Boast As He Craves For More Cash by cooljoe(m): 7:12am On Mar 08, 2019
That's d average salary of the above average player in d epl. Or even john Mikel obi at Chelsea. If Mikel at then spent like tbat, he will be penniless with little or nothing save d next income. So davido wants me to believe he is richer than Mikel when he was at Chelsea?
CelebritiesRe: Dillish Mathews Fights Meriam Kaxuxwena Over Emmanuel Adebayo by cooljoe(m): 4:11pm On Mar 07, 2019
ikemesit4477:
Two drama queen, all because of d*ck!
rich dick
CelebritiesRe: Eli Waduba Yusuf Draws Kevin Hart. He Reacts (Photos) by cooljoe(m): 8:18pm On Feb 27, 2019
slawomir:
Kevin Hart own self dey he body

When he is doing stand up comedy he is not funny

But when in a movie he is absolutely funny

Check the movie " ride along"
Night school
Jumanji
Central intelligence
Wedding ringer
Kevin is funny as Bleep doing stand up. Have u seen "lemme explain". That ish was bularious
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC (Part 2) by cooljoe(m): 11:55pm On Feb 26, 2019
correctguy2010:
After results from 36 states, APC is in total control of total number of votes and number of states won> APC is leading PDP with over 4 million votes

APC has won 19 states
PDP has won 17 states
the full deal is here. Oya complete it
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC (Part 2) by cooljoe(m): 11:31pm On Feb 26, 2019
doyinisaac:
Both buhari and atiku have nothing to offer nigerians........but is atiku better??NO...1999 which was a new era in politics,the people who had the opportunity to lay a good foundation actually even ruined it...who are those people??it is obasanjo and atiku.....i even feel disgusted that such people will still even have the guts to want to control this country again...it seems we do forget history in this country..
my brother, my sentiments exactly
PoliticsRe: APC Wins Nembe/brass Federal Constituency Of Bayelsa. by cooljoe(m): 8:50am On Feb 25, 2019
Generalnomercy:
Story.

Even in osun state, PDP DID better than this.

AS USUAL FAKE RESULTS FROM APC Ilorin branch.
it's true and confirmed.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by cooljoe(m): 10:45am On Feb 04, 2019
Please where can I download movies with subtitles and good quality too
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Atiku Will Spend Billions To Win Presidency - Balarabe by cooljoe(m): 7:38am On Jan 28, 2019
Tell us something we don't know.
Forum GamesRe: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by cooljoe(m): 10:22pm On Jan 22, 2019
Herlertah:
"I don't have the luxury of falling to pieces because everyone is looking onto me to make the right decision"



I will be so happy if someone gets this
sounds like what tywin lannister will say
Forum GamesRe: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by cooljoe(m): 10:20pm On Jan 22, 2019
Nicklaus619:
I thought you leaving without saying goodbye, actually u never said goodbye. cry .
fast and furious. paul walker's Last act

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