₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,411 members, 8,450,225 topics. Date: Thursday, 23 July 2026 at 12:24 AM

Toggle theme

Cooooooks's Posts

Nairaland ForumCooooooks's ProfileCooooooks's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 (of 153 pages)

FamilyRe: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Lord — Nigerian Man Tells Women by cooooooks(m): 12:28pm On Feb 05, 2023
Are people still listening to these people?
TravelRe: Lonely Part Of Canada No One Bothers To Tell by cooooooks(m): 12:28pm On Feb 05, 2023
Yup. Didn't.
juman:
Dont carry anything for anybody to prevent sad story.
PropertiesRe: Justlisted – See It BEFORE It Is Gone – 5 Beds Duplex Port Harcourt Garden City by cooooooks(m): 3:56am On Feb 03, 2023
I've texted you.
HappyDolphinRea:
what are you looking for Sir
selfcon
one bedroom
two bedrooms
three bedroom
duplex
Also your budget
call or whatsapp the number on my signature.
FamilyRe: I Haven't Seen My Daughter Simce 2021��� by cooooooks(m): 1:25am On Feb 02, 2023
Contact NAPTIP.
Ngozey:
I don't have money for a lawyer unless it is free of charge 😭😭😭
Properties3 Bedroom Flat With Boys Quarters Abuloma Port Harcourt by cooooooks(op): 4:50pm On Jan 31, 2023
2 3 bedroom flats with boys quarters available for rent.

Comes with kitchen, store, master bedroom with toilet and bath, etc.

Comment or email. Agents welcome.
PropertiesRe: Luxury Hotel For Sale In GRA Port Harcourt by cooooooks(m): 4:47pm On Jan 31, 2023
Looking for estate agent in PH for Abuloma and Iwofe.

Looking to rent (pay rent) in Iwofe and rent out in Abuloma.

Agents welcome. Comment or email.

properties2023:
HOTEL FOR SELL
luxury hotel for sale with 138 rooms, all en-suite at GRA Phase II Port Harcourt.
Features include;
√ 120 rooms and suites (Standard room, pinnacle suite, Executive room, Deluxe room, etc)
√8 blocks
√2 restaurants
√3 conference halls
√20 plots of land
√ 24h power supply
√ Swimming pool
√one lift
√Air conditioner
√en-suite bedroom with stand-in shower
√ wired internet
√spacious packing space
√ ETC...
price: 3.5 billion Naira
Slightly Negotiable
Title/Document: Power Of Attorney And Building Lease
Contact Me Via WhatsApp/Calls For More Pictures And Details. 08068207006
PropertiesRe: Justlisted – See It BEFORE It Is Gone – 5 Beds Duplex Port Harcourt Garden City by cooooooks(m): 4:46pm On Jan 31, 2023
Looking for estate agent in PH for Abuloma and Iwofe.

Looking to rent (pay rent) in Iwofe and rent out in Abuloma.

Agents welcome. Comment or email.

HappyDolphinRea:
#JustListed – See it BEFORE it is gone – 5 beds
Go here to get price, location, +more pics – http:///3XNzpsh

#UniqueOpportunity - Beautiful 5 Bedroom Duplex at Peter Odili Road has just hit the market. The Home is bright, welcoming, and in move in condition.

With over 926 square meters and 5 Bedrooms ensuite, this home is ready for your family. You will love the family friendly neighborhood in this development.
Go Here to get price, Location, +more pics– http:///3XNzpsh
PropertiesRe: Land And Properties by cooooooks(m): 4:46pm On Jan 31, 2023
Looking for estate agent in PH for Abuloma and Iwofe.

Looking to rent (pay rent) in Iwofe and rent out in Abuloma.

Agents welcome. Comment or email.

mackengift:
RAREGEM BUSINESS CONSULTANCY LIMITED

YOU CAN REACH OUT TO ME FOR YOUR SAFE AND SECURE LANDS AND PROPERTIES AT THESE LOCATION:
1. LAGOS STATE
2. DELTA STATE
3. ABUJA STATE
WHATSAPP:
0810 696 9406 08170496387,
08026581581




1. Land space: 3 plot
Extra: 100/50 car park space in front with access road
Location: along port harcourt drive street, dsc, orhuwhorun
Price: 15m (negotiable)
WhatsApp: 08170496387
Phone number: 0810 696 9406

2. Land: fenced round 3 plot, borehole inside
Location: off port harcourt drive, dsc, orhuwhorun
Price: 10m (negotiable)
WhatsApp: 08170496387
Phone number: 0810 696 9406

3. Land: 1 plot (40/100)
Location: oputu layout (by challenge school),dsc, orhuwhorun
Price: 5m (flat rate)
WhatsApp: 08170496387
Phone number: 0810 696 9406

4. Land: 100/50
Location: along Abuja road, dsc, orhuwhorun
Price: 6m (negotiable)
WhatsApp: 08170496387
Phone number: 0810 696 9406

5. Land: 100/50 with foundation of 2flat
Location: back of Itaigho filling station, off Ibadan road, Dsc, orhuwhorun
Price:7m (negotiable)
WhatsApp: 08170496387
Phone number: 0810 696 9406
CelebritiesRe: MC Tagwaye Salutes Jack Rich On Birthday, Describes Him As Blessing To Mankind by cooooooks(m): 4:01am On Jan 29, 2023
Mr Rich is JACKED!
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Jokingly Said She Will Separate Me And My Brother When We Get Married by cooooooks(m): 1:28pm On Jan 26, 2023
You don't have sense.

When you marry your wife, there's nothing like senior again. She and you rule the house.

Who the hell is your brother to send her on errand.

Your biggest defender is your wife o.

She doesn't need to send him out, YOU have to set the guidelines. You didn't in this case.
Ndubuisipaul1:
My fiancee told my younger brother that she will send him out of my house if we get married. She was joking, but it didn't sound like a joke to me.

Let me tell you how this started. My younger brother told my fiancee jokingly, that he will be sending her on errand anyhow, when she marries me. Although he went too far for saying he will be sending her on errand anyhow. But he has every right to send her on errand because he senior her. She then replied that if my brother do anyhow, when we get married she will ask me to send him away from my house. At this point I stop seeing the whole discussion as joke. I asked her to repeat what she said, she repeated it again (take note: she was saying everything jokingly)

I told her right away that if my brother comes visiting when we get married, she will not send him away. She said she will use her woman power to make me send him away.

She went further to ask me, that if they ask me now to choose between her and my brother who would I choose. I told her I would choose my brother (she could see the seriousness in me).

And I really meant it, any girl that will separate me and my brother will have to use jazz .

This my younger brother established the business that I am doing today. Has done countless number of things for me.

We don't joke with each other, and she knows that.

So am really scared, could this be a joke ? even though it a joke. How can a woman joke that she will separate two brothers ?

Nairalanders, please help a brother with your advice. is this a red flag ?
EducationRe: Help Me Choose One Among These Courses (photo) by cooooooks(m): 12:25am On Jan 26, 2023
Chemical engineer in the "abroad".

Many many many chemical engineers are going straight to software if they can code a little, or consulting if their GPAs are super high.

Some even go into banking. Similar or higher starting salary, can work from home, location flexibility, etc. Especially if they have 2-4 years of experience.

Personally, I think that becoming a professional engineer (usually after 3 years experience here), becoming a senior engineer (usually 5+ years depending on the company), is the best option long term. The technical bonafides can never be taken away for life.

Depending on the field, my suggestion is:
- engineer
- professional/chartered engineer
- senior engineer
- move into projects or technical management
- after years as a manager or project manager/engineer, you can then move to non engineering project management, consulting, etc. With the technical bonafides, your earnin potential is unmatched, globally.
Jashub:
Keep your rubbish job offer. My current salary as a software developer is more than enough to compensate for whatever nonsense the oil and gas industry will offer .

Secondly ,I have no any apologies for saying chemical engineering is useless because the reality here is that in Nigeria, chemical engineers are not needed for two reasons :

1. Nigeria does not produce anything other than corruption and illiteracy , and if you were to dedicate your time to studying such in the university , you would later realize that there is :

A. Serious lack of job opportunities (and don't tell me you can create your own job opportunities, because that is often too capital intensive)

B. Unfavorable employment opportunities being given individuals or disciplines not related to the chemical industry, which often stems from godfatherism and connections (a fine example would be your president grin )



2. The future of engineering lies in artificial intelligence, and that means that the demand for chemical engineers will likely die out in the next 5-10 years because many chemical processes (especially in chemical engineering) can be automated by machine and computers . Which is why on the rigs , the oyibos automate everything , while the rest of you just do administrative work that can be done by anyone who read administrative studies grin
EducationRe: Help Me Choose One Among These Courses (photo) by cooooooks(m): 12:12am On Jan 26, 2023
There is a lack of chemical engineers in Canada, UK, USA and Australia.

That's why I said, if japa is a possibility, do it but maintain a high GPA.

Then be preparing to do a master's. Since you're interested in programming, you could double as a controls engineer (which is basically a chemical engineer that codes, plays with Simulink)

Chenult:
Seeking to gain admission into one of the state unis (Thanks to my GM). I smashed Post UTME but JAMB did me shege.. sad

Meanwhile, Computer science is still my first choice. huh huh
FamilyRe: Marriage: Read This Before You Make A Decision Either Way by cooooooks(m): 12:08am On Jan 26, 2023
I agree with one modification:
Be ready to modify your plan slightly for the right person.

Do not change plan o, modify.

In your plan, have very very few absolute non-negotiables, a few negotiable, and that's it.

Life throws curve balls all the time. Be ready to adapt within reason. t
onumadu:
Great points.
I'd say to men to have a FIRM plan from day one. Never dabble into marriage.
Decide the type of marriage you want, and then seek out the type of woman that fits into that.
If you find a woman that fits into your plan, marry her. Else, don't marry.
Most of the problems in marriage can be foreseen, and even when unforeseen can be handled if you have the right spouse.
Assuming, for example, that you want to "travel across the desert" (and this is your marriage goal), why choose a horse because of its majestic looks and beauty, when a camel is more capable, though it is not as good looking? cheesy cool
Food for thoughts.
Unless you are a king and never plan to travel across the desert, then get a horse!
Most of us are not kings, and camels fit our needs more! grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Will Beat Peter Obi, Though He is My Tenant In Lagos - Tinubu In Abia by cooooooks(m): 10:36am On Jan 25, 2023
"We"

😂😂😂

CoronaVirusRelo:
Did he lie?

Are you aware Tinubu can evict Peter if he wants?

We just have to say building did not get required approval and before you know it, it will be torn down. We can also as well say it did not comply with urban plan.

So, always respect your landlord.
EducationRe: Help Me Choose One Among These Courses (photo) by cooooooks(m): 10:34am On Jan 25, 2023
Physics if you'll japa. Combining statistics with data analysis is also a good angle. You may be able to get remote jobs with that too.

As for the Nigerian market for stats, I'm not sure.

Again, if it's possible to do a master's outside, the grades, she research experience are more important.
Chenult:
Ok. But what do you think of physics and statistics? (Especially the latter)
RomanceRe: I've Just Been Served Breakfast!! by cooooooks(m): 10:00am On Jan 25, 2023
What made him say that eh?

He just woke up and said gold digger?? 😏
siofra:
He called me a gold digger 🙄🙄
FamilyRe: Is Cheating General In Men? by cooooooks(m): 1:49am On Jan 25, 2023
I've never cheated, my father never cheated, my uncles all never cheated.

It's not universal.
FamilyRe: My Wife Hasn't Forgiven Me by cooooooks(m): 1:48am On Jan 25, 2023
You're giving her power.

My guess is you cheated.

If my wife constantly made such threats to me, regardless of what I've done, I will seek to maintain a relationship with my child and break out union asap.

However, I don't believe in cheating so I wonder what would out me in such a situation.
FamilyRe: Marriage: Read This Before You Make A Decision Either Way by cooooooks(m): 1:47am On Jan 25, 2023
All good points.

Men, do not lead with money for the woman you want to marry, unless you're ready for that your entire life.

Men, do not cheat (wily-nily). Only exception is if your wife has children and is able but totally unwilling to be intimate. I highly suggest you divorce or be open with her about it before seeking outside.

Believe in love but shine your eye.

Men, marry a woman who is working or can work. A woman who can carry the family along IF you died unexpectedly. Please.
FamilyRe: No Country For Lazy Wives by cooooooks(m): 1:42am On Jan 25, 2023
Two people working together, earning money, or at the very least, being ABLE to earn money, is the best formula imo.
EducationRe: Help Me Choose One Among These Courses (photo) by cooooooks(m): 1:38am On Jan 25, 2023
Out of these 4, chemical engineering or agric engineering.

Especially if japa is a possibility.

The most important thing is to maintain a high GPA, and do research if possible.

This notwithstanding, nothing stops you from pursuing programming or software engineering. Only that you'd have to pursue that independent of uni.

Chenult:
Seeking to gain admission into one of the state unis (Thanks to my GM). I smashed Post UTME but JAMB did me shege.. sad

Meanwhile, Computer science is still my first choice. huh huh
RomanceRe: I've Just Been Served Breakfast!! by cooooooks(m): 1:35am On Jan 25, 2023
Talk the full gist. What did you do?

siofra:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


This hot afternoon! I served the breakfast sha but it doesn't make it any less painful.

My motto still remains: NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS!!!

I even thought we were going to get married. Back to square one 😭
RomanceRe: 50-year-old Woman Who Looks Like A Teenager Breaks The Internet With Her Photos by cooooooks(m): 12:46am On Jan 25, 2023
She looks her age, and she looks good!

Nothing wrong with being 50 and cute/hot/sexy, etc.
RomanceRe: Why A Man Should Never Chase A Woman. by cooooooks(m): 12:43am On Jan 25, 2023
Don't be fooled by this comment.

Sometimes she's absolutely spot on, some other times, she blinds herself to negatives from women.

OlawaleBammie:
No be woman b dis wey get better brain??

Breastmilk don enter and mix with some people brain wen dem mama dey breastfeed dem. shior.
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Who Has Sent You A Nude Picture Online Before? by cooooooks(m): 10:19pm On Jan 14, 2023
Eye roll.

Sweetplum:
Did you request for the nudes or they just sent them?
People do stupi d things when in love. If a girl sends you nude based on your request, she loves you so much, doing so cos of love. Marry her asap!
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Who Has Sent You A Nude Picture Online Before? by cooooooks(m): 10:18pm On Jan 14, 2023
Wallahi, Una no get work.
Jobs/VacanciesCounty Gets No Applicants For Nurse Practitioner Job, Looks To Up Salary To $160 by cooooooks(op): 4:25am On Jan 14, 2023
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing's Younger Lover Kisses Her, Sparks Reactions by cooooooks(m): 5:12pm On Jan 11, 2023
Na your ring?

Foodqueen:
She go soon go buy ring, engage herself.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Sowore Not Getting The Kind Of Favour And Fame Peter Obi Is Getting? by cooooooks(m): 2:02pm On Jan 11, 2023
@Seun

yarimo:
Op point of correction, OBI is being look at by IPOB terrorists not Nigerians
EventsRe: Wedding Guest Captured Touching Bride Inappropriately At Church Wedding (Video) by cooooooks(m): 2:59pm On Jan 06, 2023
That's clearly her mother and likely "praying" for her.
TravelRe: Canada Spouse Family Sponsorship Visa/appeal Process by cooooooks(m): 12:25pm On Jan 03, 2023
Yes. Did so through ezylinkage.com

Used it to apply for my PR

Adetee10:
Hello everyone, please is it possible to get a Police character certificate from Nigeria without being available in person? Already in Canada as a visitor and applying for an inland spousal sponsorship and i am requested to submit PCC.
OR is it possible to use the last one i did, which already expired since May and attach a letter of explanation to explain why i can't get a new one done?

Also can i use a sworn declaration of age in place of a birth certificate and also attach a letter of explanation?
Thanks in advance

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 (of 153 pages)