₦airaland Forum

Another DOA project. An obvious plot to waste time and funds once again.

Abeg, on what roads will this CNG vehicles be on? The chaotic jargons they call road network? Their tax collector thugs, current commercial bus system, hustling Nigerians on the roads, plus the abysmal condition of most roads. Not to mention this waste of time and funds is being supposedly being planned for all 36 states...

Awon werey, Go focus on having a working refinery first. Before we start talking of other things.

Awon oni yéyé.

TheBillyonaire:
Why should anyone abandon drinking and smoking because of sex? Drinking and smoking seems to be more fun than sex imo. The only process that tops it is smoking weed, drinking alcohol and having sex all at the same time.

Correctguy101 what do you think?

Hohohohoho..

After a certain age, sex becomes "one of" not the only fun a grown man sees as fun. I am that.

Been years I smoked. But I do currently prefer to boil my weed and drink as tea. I hardly even mix it in any alcohol these days. The combo with alcohol is not doing me as it once used to, so I boil and drink...

As for drinking and smoking and sex. Depends on who you are...

As for me....

TheBillyonaire, go do something on your thread na.. We will protest o..

TheBillyonaire:
Direct Visa to Jesus' corner of Heaven.

I am optimistic that he is drinking communion red wine and eating baked bread right now with the Lord.

You forgot to add fish...

Jesus seems to like bread and fish...

Back then in the hood, when bread was still cheap. Boys will say: " Omo na Jesus food I wan chop o"

That's bread and fried fish to quench the demons..

ishayaauta:
Hi kindly tell them
1. you've reached yourdaily limit

2. By tomorrow tell them your account has been flagged and you're trying to rectify it with your bank. (before doing this, make sure she has texted you the said account to transfer to.)

3. After 5 business day, you can transfer the said amount if nothing flags your account.


Goodluck

Nairaland1stson...

Make sure you do as this baba says but after 2, before you do 3, try opening a case with NPF.

Don't just refund, else ..

His list isn't bad. But why he no put our CR7 na?

Na his own opinion sha.

For me...

Na to give King Zico Goalkeeper and the rest players go be my good magician Lord, King Gaucho Ronaldinho...

Ah..

Thank God o...

We finally won a match

phemmyfour:
TB Joshua is another scam. Fake prophecy n miracle. Can't they just preach and share the grace so that everyone can go home

Hohohohoho..

And hear I thought doing giveaways and welfare packages was the reason you were rooting for religion outside our shores.

If that's the case then, it's only safe to say all religions are scam.

My late Prof. would insist that: "If osusu is removed from the equation, all places of worship will close down"..

In as much as I agree with that, I feel that won't stop another mind control program from springing up to replace the old. After all, mumu no fit finish for life.

phemmyfour:
yes

Offering, tithe is optional

They also organise welfare packages for the needy(both members and non members) from time to time

Oh..

Never bothered since the disillusionment.

Some churches in Nigeria do that too, I think.

At least, I'm aware, the late prophet; TB Joshua, did give many packages to the needy. Many others do charity giveaways too.

I can personally mention churches I've gone to and they offered me snacks and soft drinks.. Long throat wey I be...
Make dem no use free things carry me go where I no know one day..

phemmyfour:
Religion in Nigeria is a scam

You mean religion outside Nigeria isn't?

TheBillyonaire:
A man's role in the world is to suffer and fend for his family - his wife, his children, his relatives, himself and the society as best as he can.

If a woman has the desire to help out, by all means she can, otherwise she can chill, watch Netflix and have sex with her husband. A woman's role is bring happiness to her home, nurture the children and her husband and remain the queen of the empire and feminine energy of the universe.

Any man who insists that his wife must assist him, lowers himself and should be banished from gentlemen's club.

You can't really blame most men. Times are difficult and many are not confident in meeting up to the current demands of running a family.

A friend of mine lost a good woman because he was insisting she hustle too. This is a girl whom he caught young, who was raised soft and never hustled in her life. Back then, we warned him before and after their break-up. He was aware of how she was, but her softness blinded my guy. And he sent her packing after two kids and six years in marriage...

Funny thing is, the guy was earning more than a million as salary back then as he's a senior man in one of these aviation coys.

The hilarity of the whole matter was. It was another of his colleague that later wifed the girl and made her a comfortable house wife. The guy took our advice, got a supermarket and laundry businesses running but placed the girl as supervisor and manager, and they're living well.

My other guy is wallowing in regrets and stewing in self-pity as of today.

What I'm saying is: Your point is valid.

The value of a man mostly rests on his ability to provide for those who are his responsibility. And the value of a woman is in the nurturing of the home and assets built by the man. That's why men admire women who hustle and make money but the very day they find out you can't even boil egg without wounding the whole egg,... All attractiveness fades. They take the woman's money to go find someone who can nurture and even breastfeed them and their wards properly..

I'm not even planning to ever get married, yet the mother of my daughter still calls me and I still spend on her.

Humans and wahala...

If you have enough, you won't be bothered too much about all these yéyé ideas.

Alonso91:
Preach the gospel bro,i hope they listen

Lols..

People never still agree to the gospel that Jesus is Lord, na this gospel dem wan stress themselves about,?

Most people start misbehaving when they start touching money for real, especially men.

With all these epistles, men will still chase that smooth legged girl whether she be runz girl or not.

That is how they'll mistakenly jam, awon iya aye, that will now synchronize their everything with one baby or stick to be shaken anytime he misbehaves...

Once had a landlord like that. He was happily married until wealth push him to goan test awon iya aye. His second wife na serious queen them..

Do anyhow and see anyhow. That's life. Thousands to millions will get away, whose to say you will?

If they're making profits still, then it's all good.

Make we no come later hear say FG don go do aproko subsidize the matter o.

tctrills:
Millions know the words yet it doesn't make Nigeria a better place. We need more than words. We need real leadership.

It's also like a PLEDGE. A swearing of loyalties.

I agree most who knows aren't keeping it. What do we now have to say about those who don't even know or understand the words.

CJStarz:
God is good,bro,God is good.
Thanks for engaging.
Happy independence

Hahahaha, I wish you same o...

Number 16...

What a joke...

And your thugs are still on the road with sticks and satchet action bitters in each hand... smh

CNG ko, baba oni yéyé

Yeye dey smell..

CJStarz:
He corrects you repeatedly,you stiffen your neck, then He does the needful.
Parents discipline us when we err,right?

Right.

By killing their disobedient children.

Come on, nothing's wrong if God is a destroyer. God is good, God is also bad. It's totally normal.

HISSCRIBE1995:
They hate jesus being praised ?

Why?

Don't mind the liar.

They only are against giving acolades and titles they perceived Lord Jesus has no business with.

And they call themselves not only Jehovah's witnesses but also Christian Witnesses. Only semi educated JWs make the error of stiffneckedly insisting they're not Christians.
I have family and friends who are part of the group.

Talk to HighPriest Maximus, he's a true JW. Don't talk to Chief Janosky o. That guy will soon become an unbelievable unbeliever like yours truly..

CJStarz:
Gbam! Ask him. Was there any mention of hell fire in the old testament? God would rather destroy intoto than having you in some place groaning in pain and agony. He is NOT a sadist .

Correct...

He's a total destroyer., 🤭

tctrills:
Millions know the words yet it doesn't make Nigeria a better place. We need more than words. We need real leadership.

👍

jesusjnr2020:
He wasn't even trying to hide it himself in his song lyrics.

It's strange how people waited til it resulted in the death of someone they liked before they reacted.

Medicine after death if you asked me.

The reactions over Mohbad's death are mostly pretentions.

Where we're all these werey when the young man was posting all the depressed complaints and videos online?

Naira Marley is a goon. A thug and a blatant druggie. He never hides it but your drug enforcement agency still saw it fit to crown him as their favoured ambassador.

But it's all life. Never fair to anyone after all, it just threw all of us here without our permission and it'll try to end us all, also without our permission. With huge success..

Simple.

It's because they already know that this life is all there is.

After this experience, whatever makes up you, will all be dismantled and recycled. Who knows if part of your energy makeup will end up in a cassava or in the birth of a soon to be killed goat for our enjoyment?

All experiences in the present and now are all you currently have, so enjoy it to the utmost like your osusu bishops. Dupe people if you must, kill if you must and try as best to never be caught else, society will teach you the lesson of your life and maybe cut your experiences short.

The country needs more than just prayer.

Good works should be done with the betterment of the country in mind.

Last I checked, giving agbero illegal taxs is an handiwork of the devil.. Yes, you heard me right the devil,.

And the government prefer taking these illegal taxes than doing away with their political hooligans and setting up a working tax system. Why would they, since the illegal collection can never be accounted for.

They should start there first before we'll take the country serious and maybe, pray also. Else, the chaos all these nonsense will birth...

And you'd be surprised many don't even know the words on the national anthem... Even most senior public officials.

Many who once knew have now forgotten.

Boys for Warri go say: "The hustling don make man turn crase"

grandstar:
Don't just condemn the government that the fuel subsidy has been reintroduced. Would you have done any better. It is easy to criticize.

Though fuel subsidy was initially removed, the devaluation of the Naira from and the international price increase of crude oil led to its £reintroduction". For the subsidy to be gone, petrol has to be deregulated. Government would no longer fix the price. It should simply abide by the same rules as diesel and kerosene. If the government should deregulate the price as I have suggested, the price of petrol would easily hit 900 or more per litre. It might lead to strikes.

If the official rate had stabilized at around 650 for a dollar, the subsidy would have gone.

The biggest problem is that the Tinubu has refused to come clean about the gigantic size of the economic malaise he has met. It is a complete mess. The foreign reserves are empty, probably won't cover 1 months of imports rather than the recommended 4 months.

There's no option but to turn to the IMF. They can provide the needed balance of payment support so that the economy can roar back faster to life. If the government is serious, it can repay the debt with 2 or 3 years.

Would this daddy have done any better?

Don't test me. My orientation is tailored differently. And as I still like the land of my birth, many will have to excuse us in this life....

An example is our Osusu bishop the ex CBN govnor and that man fainting on palliative matter ... What do you think will happen to them, if I call the shots?

Abeg, I lazy for all this online educated talk. You'll see many sensible posts on here, with many seemingly better suggestions to our national problem,.

Yet, it'll all be on here, it won't pass the bothers of Mr Seun's Nairaland.

So, why should this ancestor bother his royal self over things like that?

The Tinubu administration is simply continuing the nonsense that has been left unchecked.

Goodnight abeg.,

Obi says in US?

Which kind of jornalism is this? This daddy no get o...

How about...

Obi says in China?

Abeg, make play no kih me..

nairalanda1:
We tried pegging the naira for donkey years.

Apart from beiing a means for round tripping, and also most people did not get the naira at the official rate....you can see it did not work. Most people , even back in the good old days before Buhari, preferred the parallel market.

Another reason why it did not work...oil prices were too low for Nigeria from April 2014 to 2021, and again from 2022 to date. Our oil revenue was bad during those days..especially in 2016 and during the covid period, when oil was as low as 24 dollars per barrel.

We don't earn enough dollars to keep naira at 180 to one dollar. That's why Nigerians should have voted out APC in Feb because of the failure to diversify our revenue streams.

And anyway, in reality/the real world...not in your preffered scenairo.....naira never stayed at N180, and no government was pegging it at N180 by 2016.Even Buhari with his multiple rates, the cheapest was above N200, IF NOT N300 self.

Also, fuel ain't cheap.

I'm essence, we can't effectively meet the requirements of pegging our currency.

grandstar:
$10b is quite a lot of money and it's obvious the money isn't available.

The government needs to need humble pie and do what's necessary, even if that means going to the IMF for short term assistance.

There's seems to be too much secrecy shrouding things. This secrecy has lead to a loss in investor confidence.

I'm sure the rot on the ground was worse than expected and the government has remained mute about lest it embarrasses the the past administration.

The government needs to start coming clean to retain trust. Stating the subsidy is gone while its still obviously in existence leaves a sour taste. Again, the FG wasn't prepared for how dramatic the Naira would fall, which would have led to the price of petrol reach heights that may test even the governments mettle.

It's time government comes clean and does what it should to reaasures the markets.

True..

There's a lot of work involved. And I will sincerely tell you that I don't have any trust in the FG. It's too obvious that they don't want to work or demand same from their subordinates. What with all the illegal taxation and all. They're comfy with that and it seems the people too are okay with it all, else.....

I strongly believe that any serious administration would weed out inactivity to further the set goals but what have we seen so far?

Now, fuel subsidy "the silent killer of our economy" has been silently reintroduced into the system. How confident can we now be about the December promise of a single refinery out of four to be active?

The govt should get out of the oil business already. They're doing a bad job.

Humans and wahala...

Now this seems like a big deal, but..

Would the dead mind or care with whatever was done with the corpse.

Na those alive dey feel shame and embarrassment.

After all this face saving, the wood arranged as a coffin will rot and collapse on the corpse and the corpse itself will invite worms, ants and even scorpions to feed on it...

Just put fire and burn that thing to ash....

Malroux:
When it comes to leadership then 2 is a good leader because a good leader leads while his subjects follows but if it is based on motherhood then number 1 is a good mother.

Depends.

Who's so sure to say what is what?

Number 1 could be seen as a leader or elder who pushes you to go out and do whatever, while assuring you that they've got your back covered.

Number 2 is a leader who leads by example.

So what's what?

No one's better than the other....

Everything at its own place and time.

Greetings,.

IMHO, this is simply a huge waste of time.

Time better spent in doing something to salvage the country from it's current constraints.

Who's to say the opposition is not in cahoots with the ruling Govt. After all, if the opposition had won, the current ruling party will still do same and help waste time...

Abeg, I don dey idle again, I just dey vex for these. people.

nairalanda1:
Assuming she has malaria, it is kind of expected that when a Nigerian relocates from here to the UK, the immunity to malaria falls drastically after a few months.

That's why Nigerians who return home after a period abroad have to take anti-malarial prophylaxis ,....as our medical brothers call it...for some time.

Assuming it was food poisoning, the same principle applies.

Madam will be fine.

To a large extent, my own body can't betray me to that extent. This is elementary na...

TheBillyonaire:
Or its done on purpose.

By the way, why do you follow me?

It's obvious already..

There are some of us earthlings who innately feel there's more than meets the eye in many aspect of this reality.

It's all crazy but we like crazy...