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Hohohohoho

How funny...

At first, we don't have any operational refinery in the country hence we had to take the crude outside to refine and import finished products...

Now we seem to have one, yet the refinery can't get any crude from the same country and will now have to import crude?

No be juju be this?

In Baba Fela's voice: "Government magic"

TheBillyonaire:
Destroying Nigeria's image while attempting to disgrace Tinubu is really an embarrassment. Granting interviews to adversarial media just to prove that your President is a Drug Lord really makes me think this has gotten too far.

Can someone just tell these people that enough is enough? Despite Tinubu's past imperfections, he is actually making real attempts to restore the instructions destroyed by vested interests. Part of which he contributed to, by getting Buhari in power.

These cases should stop. Let us move forward.

Abeg, helep us tell dem o...

Not like the cowards even have any better alternative. Or are even interested in building up the nation.

The country's reputation is already bad enough yet the eediots only see it fit to continue in their folly, simply cos it makes them feel woke.

There should really be a law like in the UAE to flog such blockheads...

Na ironhand these people need..

In their dirty dumbasss mind, they're spreading truth. Later, they'll still be the ones complaining when the negative reputation of the country affects them outside and they're given the treatment..... smh

The nation currently needs those who'd invest in building it up. No matter who's in Aso Villa, there should be support or even clear calling to book if there's something inconsistent going on. But as they're all guilty of same faults, they'll never do such.

Instead, they excel in tearing down the country and soiling it's already worse reputation.

Soiling ya own nation? No problem...
Na una outsiders go still laff and use do yeye...

Awon oni yéyé..

Menclothing:
Better he import oooo
Because soon they will tell him Nigeria gave him crude for free

Dangote import crude always and sell your goods at normal rate

If you allow FG to much in ur business your business will close down soon

They already are invested in his business.. that's the reason for the whole hoolabaloo,

Obaofaba:
This is serious...

However, let us take a look at it from another angle.

Nigeria is certainly not the poorest country in the world by any metrics you want to use to measure the country's economic woes.

Then again, why is the naira one of the weakest currencies in the world?

There is no way you will tell me that Mauritania's ougiya is more stronger than the naira. No way.

Definitely, Nigeria has more vibrant economy than our francophone neighbors, why is naira weaker than their joint currency?

We certainly produce and export than all of this countries.

Take a look at it from a similar angle again, things are way cheaper here when priced with naira but costlier when priced with the dollars compared to those countries.

Could it be Western dictates to keep us a struggling nation?

The other answer is that we have more economic saboteurs in Nigeria than any country on the planet.

Bunch of unpatriotic wannabes.

I call on the government to deal with them and take back our country from the never do well crooks.

Cc: nairalanda1

TheBillyonaire:
Do you want to read the truth? If yes, listen to the truth and advise your father accordingly.

Your Father's Elder brother is the authentic title holder of the inheritances by Right, and he is the right person to share the properties to your Dad and the rest of the family members as he deems fit.

Your father is to surrender possession of all properties to the Elder brother and account for the monies he has made from those properties since the demise of your Grand father, and your Uncle can decide to forego the revenue accrued from the properties during his absense to your Dad, but all the Properties are his and your father's trust and it is your Uncle that has traditional rights to share those properties to everyone else.

Did you guys care to know if your uncle went to prison and couldnt come for the burial or life was just too tough for him?

Bleep around and find out, is what people say on tik tok, even your ancestors will not support your papa on this.

This is a wrong advice...

This is Africa and Nigeria..

If we were to truly follow all you're saying, then...

According to traditions,

First, calculations would be made on all that has been going on in the family, including the works done on these properties and the funds spent in both burials of his parents and the shameless uncle should first pay up his share before he will have mouth to try and haggle over anything. People lack shame these days. Imagine the arrogance...

Disowned or not, being in jail or not or having things hard or not, the tradition and culture does not care.

The only obvious fact is...

He has neglected his duties as a first born son. I wonder how he has the face to come out from heavens knows where and start to arrogantly lay claims on things he should have no business with.

Or don't you know a first born son has lots of duties when burying his parents?

I'm a Nigerian and from Delta State. Dem never born the person wey go try am for my family.

Even me that was in Nigeria and wasn't in the Egwa of the family had to pay some fines before I could do somethings at my hometown. Unless you're from Vawulenciaga and are always ready for the fight that will follow-up.

No will, so everything will have to be settled by the custodians in each family.

Peter532, take note and act accordingly.

His rights as a first born son will only count after taking care of the bills he'd left pilled up.

Else, your father should just deal with the shameless baastard like he's dealing with a thief....

Lucky man, he didn't jam ruthless werey like me.

WriterNig:
Flying coffin. This is like the 11th F-35 crash this year (excluding helicopter crashes). World number 1 army indeed.

Like for 🇷🇺 Russia Su-35, share for 🇺🇸 U.S F-35

Don't ever let whatever nonsense the media is spitting make you look down on these murderers.

None of their trump cards are ever made public.

They lost a toy or prolly orchestrated the whole drama to divert attention.

I'm very sure their fellow murderers won't fall for it.

Them wan form now say na aliens carry am go. Them go release something shocking if anyone push them too much.

You never wonder why them never dare face Russia and China even with all their greed and vice versa?

None of them have any idea of the depth their enemy don reach...

The murderous baastards.,

CanadaOrBust:
I won’t say you’re a total fool but I’d say you’re talking like one.
We don’t have to see or even feel anything to know it’s there.
We have equipment that can detect presence of anything.
Infrared my foot!

Don't be in a hurry to look down on anyone or any idea.

It's funny you seem unaware of the limitations of our eyes and our current instruments.

Are you saying our sciences are now currently equipped to boldly beat their chest that only one composition of lifeform exist? That is the overly big universe can only birth life with same as ours? And we have the instrument to test and detect other lifeforms different from ours or capture their existence?

Abegi, show some humility when the wide universe is being spoken about...

Not saying you should accept like our believers on here, but your experience could be focused on something entirely different and you might never had the expyof some of us crazy fellows, maybe until you're finally recycled.

Goodnight abeg, I wan sleep. Lazy person wey I be...

Smh

TheBillyonaire:
Each Human is just an Energy Factory. This Energy has been called different names, from orgone energy to quantum energy even Life force. The life force is capable of producing life and manifesting realities.

The Earth is like a Human Farm, and has no real meaning, except experience. Without having a compelling task to fulfill, life has no meaning and has no reasoning to be here.

Hey brother.,.

Life energy? Is that not vitality?

It escapes me anyway.

Goodlyhrt:
Our existence doesn't make sense at all.

We exist to die, suffer discomfort from multiple sources, little leisure here and there but at the end of it all it's all hogwash.

The rich are fuccking bored from all the privileges they enjoy.

The rich actively seek out more vain endeavors to fill out their insatiable self, some even commit suicide or engage in illicit drugs to get a new thrill whatsoever.

While the poor man is in a constant race to feed his stomach or die no question.

It's like a constant turmoil till the day of your last breath.

I feel like this existence is an energy factory for some extraterrestrial beings.

Maybe our activities here fuel some weird process and keep whatever out there that is in charge of the factory working.

Because humans are restless till the day they die. As in.. for me, nothing makes sense unless we are a part of some sophisticated cosmic system which we are not aware of and shouldn't be aware of that works just fine if we keep on our daily activities whatever be the activity

My good man...

Can you tell this ancestor why you have that feeling? Especially that some extraterrestrial is involved?

TheBillyonaire:
Each Human is just an Energy Factory. This Energy has been called different names, from orgone energy to quantum energy even Life force. The life force is capable of producing life and manifesting realities.

The Earth is like a Human Farm, and has no real meaning, except experience. Without having a compelling task to fulfill, life has no meaning and has no reasoning to be here.

There was never any meaning

Maybe Experience is the only meaning. Maybe not.

Experience is the goal of the worlds' consciousness. And it'll get it either from me or you or anyone. It cares not how we get it or if we'll die getting it. After all, it has a recycling program to send us back into whatever program to gather more experience. Cannon fodder that we all are...

I even doubt the Forces are aware of what it needs all those experiences for, as those crazies are even among the least aware.

My best bet is: "The ruthless child needs it all of it to further it's evolutionary path". Funny thing is we'll all be carried along but in different mixtures of the available cosmic matter. And with zero idea who we once were...

Could be wrong, but this daddy don't mind.,

Oho...,.

You can't remove my wrapper in public and expose my naakednesss and come back with me into the house to put my wrapper on to cover my naakednesss in private.... Efian, we noh gree...

We called the woman a wise wife but baba husband has spoken. The wife is like an embarrassment to his honor and pride. So he's disowned any connections to whatever she thinks she's doing. Like he always says: "I DEY KAMPE"

The arrogant baba saw no reason to apologize to a group who has crawled and licked his shoes for osusu. Yoruba elders over to you guys. Una don sell una shame.

Even if Oba of Benin wants something from you, you go still bow to him and subserviently give him what he wants. Anything can happen as long as na dis life we dey, but I refuse to believe any Oba of Benin will disgrace his honor and crown and especially my trust on that crown by bowing to a sellout like OBJ, whether in private or not.

Baba can't apologize. They're his boys who've been loyally kneeling in his presence. Now they want to form yeye royalty because camera catch them in their mighty stupidity..

Abeg make we hia word..

Cromagnon:
what legal action. Na naija we de o, no be Yankee

You dey correct. Our law enforcers over here always do the opposite of what they're supposed to do. No wonder many are recommending she leaves the place if she no like am... smh

wittywriter:
Wittyness

Hahahaha

Witty you be yeye person o...

You suspecting this ancestor could be the itchy finger boss?

Me no dey do office work o...

Yeye man that you are

We no longer have the Kobo. Even 50 and hundred naira legs no stand well for ground. They'll disappear soon, especially 50naira.

FreeStuffsNG:
This is a virtuous and wise woman.

If you are wondering why Pa Obasanjo is still alive, these are the people on their knees praying and interceding for Baba.

Those Obas will not forgive and forget.

Pa Obasanjo still has something to learn in this regard and I hope Baba makes amends.

Oyo state Governor, Engr Seyi Makinde, invited Pa Obasanjo to open the road the Oyo state newly constructed but not to create a sacrilege and humiliate the Obas. This is where Seyi Makinde must impress it on Pa Obasanjo to beg and apologise to the Oriades.

Pa Obasanjo spoke very very well and advised everyone there at that event like a true father but unfortunately this sad event with the Oriades just blighted everything. Check my signature for free stuffs!

They can't forgive and forget? They should blame themselves for it all.

So they'll now use avian or hire assassin's to create problems or kill an old and achieved man like that. It'll be a waste if you ask me.

When they were kneeling and bowing in private because of osusu, who do they now have to blame when the old baba now see them as a joke?

Although, I still have respect for the actions of the wife. But they made him this arrogant, so they should all deal with it.

As if they plotted and killed the old thief before 1999, we for take them serious.

Yeye dey smell

nairalanda1:
Because restructuring is

1.Something politicians use to get elected, once in office, nothing happens.

2.Most Nigerians really do not care for restructutuing. It's only something the chattering classes care about.

3.No one has been able to define, in clear terms what restructuring means . And in some ways the definitions given are portrayed as being against one tribe or the other. That reduces universal support.

Number 3.

Clear definition has always been one of the ruses these guys play on the unassuming mass.

I recall when our Rtd General used CHANGE and NEXT LEVEL as his slogan. No one bothered to ask about the exact kind of change. But when the time came, even those who were shouting Sai Baba would've shot him of they had a gun and the old blocked eared man was unfortunate enough to be in front of them.

Now, na MANDATE some werey dey stand on. I dey pray for myself make their mandate no wound me join.... Smh

Wellness77:
True talk, very few understand. You are saying things as they are. Anyway my take from the whole thing sha with the help I have received so far from some of the kind responses above me is as follow:
In the olden days, money used to have the value of the material that was used in making it. In the olden days, money was made of gold, silver, bronze, copper and so on. So if a coin which was used in buying and selling in the market had the equivalent value of $500 in today's money, even if you decided to melt it at the blast furnace and wear it as a wedding ring, it would still have the exact same market value of $500. But today's money is made of paper and not gold (for example you can't eat money if you are hungry). So the worth/value/purchasing power of the currency of any country is a certificate of ownership of the quantity of wealth stored in the country's foreign reserves (whatever that means). So the more a country continues to import from other countries the more their currency continues to lose value. So the reason why Naira keeps losing value is because Nigeria is broke. US Dollar is very strong, because USA are not broke

Oh..

This ancestor will not claim to know what he doesn't know. I'm a humble man...

One Igbo baba told me that Nigerian politicians are the only problem. He's not probiafra or anything as he's an old JW friend of mine.

According to this baba, he says our politicians are supposed to not receive any money for our crude but instead exchange for the things the country needs and even if money is received, they should make sure it's enough to get what the country needs from another place, Incase the werey we're dealing with refuses to give that thing.

He claims that's the relationship chairman Deng, the number one of China fostered with the Russians in the trying times of both countries.

But instead, the little non-existent digital and paper money which we know only has very little value as it's just an acknowledgement, our eediot negotiators bring in are shared and spent on themselves and their many bad habits.

Add this also and draw your conclusion. Forget about the so called foreign reserves. The parasites are sucking the country dry.

We're not the only ones invested in import.

wirinet:
I dont even stop for them anymore. One day after spending two days obtaining a Road Worthiness Certificate from VIO office, one FRSC jump in front of my car trying to force me to stop. No one told him to jump off the road to avoid getting knocked down. After lagos state governments has certified my car road worthy, FRSC officers would be asking for all sorts of papers and inspecting my car again. The most annoying one is Speed Limiter. FRSC officer's have extorted me numerous times for not installing a speed limiter on my vehicle, on the streets of Lagos. Instead of them to get a speed meter to catch over speeding vehicles, they arrest vehicle owners without a speed limiter.

Boils down to what we were trying to let you see. We pay too much illegal tax so you can't expect to bring the legal aspect without first doing away with all these illegal collections. But I assure you, blood will flow before that will succeed. As we know, the beneficiaries of these nonsense collection are now too powerful and have too many people in government in their payroll. Thats why I always say we need a big plank to change Nigeria. Too many oeople need to be planked.

We pay more than we should've paid if there's ever any clearly stated tax. Cowards that we all are...

The government allows all these illegal collection as they'll definitely receive their part of the loot. That's another reason none can touch these guys.

The illegal collections made by these Tinubu boys, the NPF, VIO FRSC and others each day is enough for the country to take care of any environmental infrastructural project but no, some idle incompetent and lazy governor(eediots that can't even lead their state to generate any self sufficient income) will label some roads in their own territory as being the responsibility of the FG hence will ignore that road. Yet they all have their shares of the illegal collection on that same road. All those resources are shared amongst many groups and used to enjoy runs girls and beer..... smh

I saw a comment of yours where you said people can not be told they need to change most times. And truly I agree with you.

Like our weak African ancestors, people should be forced to change. Planked to change at least

Na jhus experts in some fields and Osusu to fund and sustain the whole wahala we need.... else

See am..

Crazy person that I am, I quoted the wrong person. Just saw it after I rush comment before sleep carry daddy. Sunday enjoyment got my head spinning...

Sir Wirinet, hope you don't mind?

nairalander1 na you this ancestor been wan quote ni o...

advanceDNA:
Oyedepo sold communion to you?? Lol... Is this for likes or u just capping?

To me? Tufiakwa..
I'd rather buy beer with my money..

And what would this ancestor do with yeye online likes?

I made mention that it was in Delta State in one of his branch at one little village after you leave Ughelli township. Just before you get to Ofagbe. The name of the place escapes my dull self at the moment.

The zobo looking thing was in a plastic bottle and when I asked, the girl said it's communion. You know say una scriptures recommend drinking of blood and eating of his flesh. That kind communion na.

And free me, I don tire to type.

No pics?

TenQ:
So teaching humility is not a virtue?

How does it relate to doing despicable things like eating raw meat or grass?

Depends.

How would I know how it relates to doing what someone the scriptures requested you respect tells you to do? We see it as dirty and stoopid...but...

The members didn't find it despicable though, maybe sane people already left when the suggestion was brought up by their MoG.

Do you recall the case of two mothers who sat and reasoned to boil and eat their children in your scriptures? Well, I find that despicable too.

Storypot:
When Jesus got to that Church in Jerusalem,the Church at the time was a big big mess as them people turned it to a point where things could be sold or physically exchanged. What did the Lord do? It was very evident he was very furious and he had to get very very physical with everyone in the church hall! He drove out everyone and cleaned the church. But please what do we have these days? The Shepherds put tap water in Botles and sell it to sheeps at an exorbitant price huu lala..

Hohohohoho

Even HighPriest Oyedepo, the most savvy and crafty clergy in the country now sells the so-called holy communion.

I saw it live when I went to one Living Faith branch in Delta State. Me thought it was zobo o, only for my girl to now tell me it's holy communion.

Lords Chosen has their bulletproof free signboard aprons.

I dare anybody to come judge me for being an unbelievable unbeliever. With all these nonsense, your scriptures are not even coherent yet you expect people to dull themselves up and just believe? You guys are unbelievable.

TenQ:
Pastors who made their members do silly despicable things cannot justify their actions from either the Bible nor any other religious Christian books.

However, this is from the religious books of Muslims

Oh,

This daddy thought the pastor used King Nebuchadnezzar's humiliation in the bible as a base to preach humility to the eediots in his church. Hence the stoopid actions of his sheeples as they'd probably believe it's the Most High humbling them.

And how about the HighPriest Adeboye and his old mess and yaansh sweat stained chair being bowed to? After all, your scriptures admonished respect for those taking the lead among you.

And don't tell me bowing to the man or his chair is not a show of respect for in truth (not necessarily worship. Sophistry at it's best though), it really is. So all in all, the old HighPriest is justified...

Even this daddy do laff tire as I dey type, many funny things I recall that's justifiable in your scriptures. Na laziness no go gree me start to list them. But the number of different denominations using the same scriptures should tell you something ...

You believers will never stop to amaze me.

Ah, already looking for avenues to waste time as usual?

Awon werey will not focus on the layers their dirty thieving hands can reach, they're pretending to be woke and talking about ozone layer...

If any bright Nigerian even has ideas and inventions, they'll as usual ignore it until those who value human resource entice the person over. The only nonsense they'll now do is post online and start shamelessly boasting about so-and-so being Nigerian.

Wellness77:
If you google it, they will keep confusing people with different definitions here and there. And apart from that, their explanations are half baked, with no real life examples. I believe definitions are good but many of the people making these write-ups honestly don't know what causes a currency to lose value themselves. They just copy and paste what they saw from another person's write-up. If you ask your friend why he parked out of his former house, he should tell you:
1. His rent expired and he didn't have enough money to pay
2. The compound didn't always have light
3. He doesn't like passage houses but prefers self contained houses, because his neighbours don't always flush the toilet when they use it, there is no privacy among other inconveniences...
Something concrete that you can hold on to. Is not when you ask him why he parked out from his former house, that he will start defining things here and there. So in simple terms can somebody tell me what makes a currency to keep losing value, using Naira as a case study. Even if it is not in simple terms, anybody with concrete answers regarding what is going on can explain. President Obasanjo left it at N130/$1 after 8 years, President Jonathan left it at N160/$1 after 5 or 6 years, President Buhari left it at N460/$1 after 8 years while President Tinubu has taken it to N746/$1 after 5 or 6 months

As you can see, very few even understands the situation...

No be juju be that...

JASONjnr:
I wonder why we'd deceive ourselves that Europe will allow Africa to be free from its civilization totally....

They're always hundred years ahead of us in terms of planning and strategizing....


We wait for them to come up with new plans while we follow suit.


Africa will never be free from western grasps.... Maybe other African countries, but certainly not Nigeria ....

No African country. Nigeria is even better off in many areas.

Until we're free from our own people the outsiders will forever have the upperhand.

The primary problem with Africa is really not the colonialist; it's mostly the parasites within.

Clear or effectively contain these parasites before you look to face the outside influences. Else, you'll be played to death. A vawulent death, I assure you.

That's the way forward for Africa. And I perceive we're still very far from that unless a drastic sudden unforseen change happens.

I'll probably be dead and burnt to ash by then.

And here we thought we've heard strange things..

Abeg make una continue una nonsense, after all some pastor made people eat raw dog meat while drinking it's blood. Some even mowed the church garden with their mouth, eating grass like cattle.

I don't blame Atheists for labelling you guys buffoons, na una dey cause am.

If I were told this monster nonsense and anyone claims it's from God, I could bash that person head in o...


Why you no drink my own piss?

Awon oniranu....

iamtardey:
I dey tell you… it’s never gon end really.

No be lie...

No woman in any outfit is safe from this

Somebody must want to knack her, married or not. Workplace no care..

Best is you go look for something sell ni o, if you know say you no wan do.

Many have done and climbed. That's women in high positions at all these offices take no nonsense from anyone. They prefer to have something with clients then.. My current babe is so .

Even me wey be man no dey like make somebody wey I no get anything with touch me...

All my awareness go wake once I perceive say someone touch me and I'll immediately be ready to defend myself ( not in a jumpy way o, but the look in my eyes most times even scare my women). Some thiefs don spoil my psyche, just one touch and many things go miss ....smh

Just let the baba know you know what he wants and you're not giving. Your keeping quiet is making our manager have hope. And if he continues after the warning, let him know you can take legal action if he doesn't stop his itchy fingers.

And all those werey recommending resignation, na wa for una o.

Someone said the church is not for the righteous but sinners... okay

So we wey no dey go church, na we be the righteous? Hahahaha

My horizons don wide again...

Bronxie:
What if she pays,is anything wrong with that?
The man that has been paying for years without complaining is he not a human being?

What's she an helpmate for?
You guys should desist coming online to misleading other women creating tension in their homes, whilst you enjoy ambient in your homes.


For those that are going to come after me,it may interest you to know also that m a woman.

I'm not sure why it's like that...

A man can work and spend for his woman without complaint but most women wouldn't. They'll ultimately complain.

I'm too lazy to care about the sciences involved. I just see it as the world conditioning of our psyche.

Even yours truly will never be comfy letting a woman continuously take care of my bills, haba mana, not when I still dey agile like this...

I prefer she complains about my carefree indifference than my not handling bills. Woman too get wahala aswia...

TheBillyonaire:
If we must be sincere with ourselves, we need to study and understand the meaning of Democracy.

Nigeria is practicing PLUTOCRACY. Not just ordinary Plutocracy, it is Gerontocracy. If we believe that Geronto-Plutocracy is what we desire, then we should welcome it.

What is worst about our case is that the Pluto-Gerontocracy is tilting towards Ethnocracy and Theocracy.

So, to coin words for our Politics, we must admit that we are a special people. Therefore our Form of Government is special.

Ethno-Theocratic-Gerontological Plutocracy. This is how confused we are as a nation in the true sense of the word,

Even the citizens are escaping, if I understand the meaning of japa correctly.

I just hope that Tinubu will use his stolen renewed hope mandate correctly. Truth is everyone should hold the State Governors of their chosen abode accountable if they need a better life for their kids.

Running away is not the long term solution.

On my name...

The only thing this daddy could understand is the bolded and the last sentence....