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Romance › Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy After Sex by Countersam(m): 9:54am On Feb 10, 2018
anuofia:
and so what
So congratulations.
You should be here asking for fatherhood tips, and not how to undo what you have already done.
Romance › Re: I Gave My Cousin Many Signs That I Want To Have Sex With Her But… by Countersam(m): 3:15pm On Feb 09, 2018
Kontinu

Today is your cousin,even older than you, tomorrow you will go after your aunties and granny.

Them swear for you.
Romance › Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy After Sex by Countersam(m): 10:00am On Feb 09, 2018
Bros e be like say e don already enter.

Ife Bala Abago...
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man In Germany Commits Suicide After Being Jilted By Girlfriend by Countersam(m): 5:10pm On Feb 08, 2018
Sincerely i pity all these abroad guys that naija gehls are washing anyhow, some people dey abroad carry their mumu button/remote give one runs girl without conscience.

I am bleeping one useless girl who has 2 guys in Italy and Indonesia she has been deceiving in the name of marriage. They get the nude video calls,pics and chat while i get to bleep the real thing.
Romance › Re: Dumped After Blood Oath, Abortions & 9 Years Of Dating. Advice Needed by Countersam(m): 5:02pm On Feb 08, 2018
Damn
This shit is knee deep.

All i can say is she should forgive and forget and move on with the remaining life she has. Her options for revenge can backfire. She needs inner peace, but her intentions will not help.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Vandora "My Ex Used To Slide It In While I Sleep And I Don't Feel It" by Countersam(m): 3:00pm On Feb 06, 2018
Yea, cause if you drop a broom stick in a well you won't hear damn.
Romance › Re: Sex Can Keep A Woman!!! Ladies Dont Come Here If Ur Not Sexually Active!! To Bla by Countersam(m): 10:53am On Feb 06, 2018
MetroBaba1:
grin

Just This Morning, She Called Me Telling Me That She's Seriously Missing Me.
Baba, The 'SP' Left An Impact In Her Life. Clean P***y Attracts Me A lot. No Odour Unlike Some Girls P***y. You Understand Na
If only the girls know that all they need to do is keep a clean pussy, no one will just want to go in and out like Speedy Gonzalez.
Technology Market › For Sale In Aba. (PS3 & 5000kv Stabilizer) by Countersam(op): 10:49am On Feb 06, 2018
For sale in Aba at giveaway prices.

PS3 with 3 free games (used)
5000kva stabilizer (fairly used)

Serious interests can whatsapp 08054389119
Romance › Re: Sex Can Keep A Woman!!! Ladies Dont Come Here If Ur Not Sexually Active!! To Bla by Countersam(m): 10:33am On Feb 06, 2018
MetroBaba1:
Op, You're Right. Ladies/Girls Loves Good Dick And Sex.

I Met This Girl Sometime Ago, Clean, Sexy, Naturally Endowed. One Thing Lead To The Other, We Had Sex Last Year December. Omo, After Our 1st Encounter, She Decided Not To Allow Her BF Touch Her Again. I Was Surprised When She Poured Out Her Heart To Me. Right Now, I'm Seriously Running For My Dear Life.

Good Sex Matters A lot!!
You gave her the SP - Sweet Prick. She used to have just the P.

The SP can make any nana go on lockdown.as in "am not leaving."
Romance › Re: Sex Can Keep A Woman!!! Ladies Dont Come Here If Ur Not Sexually Active!! To Bla by Countersam(m): 10:30am On Feb 06, 2018
True talk OP
Av dated girls when i was broke and when I had money, but the super glue attraction was mainly because of the sex.

I swear by the time my di3k touch you it will feel like electric shock.
Politics › Re: 2 Groups Engage In Gun Battle Ahead Of Youth Election In Bayelsa State. Photos by Countersam(m): 2:18pm On Feb 05, 2018
Ordinary youth leadership una dey carry arms.
When its governorship election nko?

At the end of the day government will look for how to weed them out like they did to Don Wanny,after using them to the maximum fullest.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes His Wife's Sister, Impregnates Her 3 Times, Orders Her To Abort All by Countersam(m): 2:14pm On Feb 05, 2018
Abortion these days be like one uninstalling an application

You download, all of a sudden uou dont want it anymore then you uninstall.

embarassed lipsrsealed
TV/Movies › Re: Anto Lecky On BBNaija: "I Have Had Sex With A Lot Of Guys'' (Video) by Countersam(m): 2:12pm On Feb 05, 2018
From her pics she ain't even started, she needs more dick in her life.
#olosholevelupgrading
Health › Re: The Three Fingers Squeezing To Cure Premature Ejaculation by Countersam(m): 2:06pm On Feb 05, 2018
My dear, i weak. Anything about sex attracts traffic.

Sex wasn't created to be a marathon event.

People that last about 1 minute are striving to stay long enough to drill out oil.

Those that stay longer want to discover wine even after drilling oil.
Properties › Re: Own 246 Plots Of Land For Seven(7) Million by Countersam(m): 10:22pm On Feb 03, 2018
Bassey Bassey..

MMM land.
Romance › Re: I Used To Go Only ONE Round,please Is It Normal? by Countersam(m): 3:41pm On Jan 30, 2018
FSFitzGerald:
I don't do rounds; I take one looooonng shot and i only stop when she's wasted from multiple orgasms....that's how big boys roll.
Chop knuckle bro.
I count my rounds by how many times she cums
Romance › Re: I Used To Go Only ONE Round,please Is It Normal? by Countersam(m): 3:35pm On Jan 30, 2018
What is abnormal about it? Do you want to drill out crude oil?

Please stop comparing yourself to porn stars.
Phones › Re: Glo Slash Their Data Volume Into Half - N500 Gets You 1gb Not 2gb Anymore, Etc by Countersam(m): 3:33pm On Jan 30, 2018
Good riddance!

With their rubbish and poor Network. I had 4gb in December and can't use it not talk of finish it because their data network is nonsense @ Aba.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man's Genotype Changes From SS To AA At Pastor Ibiyeomie's Crusade-Duncan Mighty by Countersam(m): 10:57am On Jan 29, 2018
Pataricatering:
which curse ? So questioning something that might be false when there have been cases of fake miracles will attract a curse ? You are a joker !
You said 'might be false'... So ur not even sure yourself and your energetically assuming this is fake already. God is not your mate, David Ibiyeomie is not the healer but God. So God should go and sleep now because fake miracles are everywhere.

Keep it up my fellow joker.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man's Genotype Changes From SS To AA At Pastor Ibiyeomie's Crusade-Duncan Mighty by Countersam(m): 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2018
hungryboy:
if Duncan Mighty fit believe this fake news, then e go dey very easy to scam am .

You dont have to be a genius to see that this is a scam and fake news.

This one na very easy scam nah,even me were no be yahoo boy don do am before.
Getting a fake hospital report and diagnosis na very cheap stuff.

Here is how this guy did it,


Dude goes to a hospital, pays enough bribe and gets a fake genotype report.
Goes to church later on, Pastor were don sabi whatsup ' heals' him, dude then goes back to his Doctor friend and gets his true genotype report.

Na only bible, be the difference between some of our pastors and yahoo boys sha.
Even if you have your doubts it is best for you to be silent than judge, you definitely cannot prove your assertion. So you don't ignorantly attract a curse on yourself.

Leave Pastor David Ibiyeomie and his Great God.
Politics › Re: How Much Did ABACHA Loot? A Nairalander Is Asking by Countersam(m): 12:15pm On Jan 22, 2018
See JAMB queshion
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's House & Parlour In Abuja That Can't Accommodate 10 Persons by Countersam(m): 11:54am On Jan 22, 2018
Is GEJ complaining?

Make una no dey whine us,if he wants a bigger parlour he knows how to get it. If you want to have a meeting go and hire a stadium.
Properties › Re: Stop Putting Gas Cylinders Inside Kitchens, Burns Expert Warns by Countersam(m): 10:32am On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:
On your head will be a better place
So that's where you keep yours?
I don't envy you, the more your head flattens the more brain you loose and the more your sense vanishes..... Like gas.
Properties › Re: Stop Putting Gas Cylinders Inside Kitchens, Burns Expert Warns by Countersam(m): 6:41pm On Jan 21, 2018
This is a very important warning.

But I am confused because I dunno where else to keep my cylinder because the only space outside is where my generators are.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Beautiful But Not Intelligent. Should I Still Marry Her? by Countersam(m): 3:15pm On Jan 21, 2018
Beauty without brains.

As you like the beauty which must have attracted you. ...No worry just marry her, later you can buy Intelligence software and install in her brain.

Ju gbu kwa onwe gi ajuju.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Of Satan Endorses Sex Dolls by Countersam(m): 3:10pm On Jan 21, 2018
Of course you will not disappoint
Forum Games › Re: Is This Murder Or Suicide? by Countersam(m): 3:09pm On Jan 21, 2018
Its an accident
Celebrities › Re: I Feel Offended When Younger Men Ask Me Out - Empress Njamah by Countersam(m): 3:07pm On Jan 21, 2018
Ur in your 30s you still have time to complain, sugar daddy things has spoilt you. when you start your coded fasting and prayers your tone will change
Celebrities › Re: Zainab Balogun: Why I Am Single 6 Years After Leaving London For Lagos by Countersam(m): 10:57am On Jan 20, 2018
My dear, leave your comfort zone as Lagos don tire for you... Come to Aba!
Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by Countersam(m): 10:24am On Jan 20, 2018
Irony of life!

A gambler plays a game and the results come out, the thing enter - he wins. He is happy! smiley

You play game, infact guyman you gambled cause you did it without..... The results are out, the thing enter - you win. You are unhappy! cry

Fact: Big up and prepare for father duties.

#saynotoabortion

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