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Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha: "I Am Contesting For Senate To Prevent Bad People" by Countersam(m): 9:52am On Feb 27, 2018
Hmmm

This RoachAss isn't just done yet with Imo State. More of Imo money will go to his futile presidential ambition.
Phones › Re: Best Internet Plan For Heavy Users by Countersam(m): 5:27pm On Feb 24, 2018
9jaown:
Glo. 2k5. 8g. 60days.
Are you for real?
Glo?
Phones › For Sale In Aba: SAMSUNG Tab GT-P7300 by Countersam(op): 5:16pm On Feb 24, 2018
WLAN/3G/HSDPA/16GB/1 sim
Android

Great battery
20,000
Resident in Aba? Call or Whatsapp 08054389119

Phones › For Sale In Aba: USED TECNO L8 by Countersam(op): 5:00pm On Feb 24, 2018
Resident in Aba
Call or Whatsapp 08054389119
Price: 18,000

Phone is still very much in good shape with great long lasting battery.

Crime › Re: Man Batters Sex Worker Over Extra Rounds Of Sex by Countersam(m): 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2018
See what #500 Bleep has caused.
Now you've spent #150,000 where you dey drag 200 with olosho.

Chai.
Health › Re: Young Nigerians Are Now Mixing Methylated Spirit And Coke To Get High? by Countersam(m): 3:52pm On Feb 22, 2018
We have been mixing things for long..
Egusi and okro
Beans and garri
Coke and codeine
Igbo and carbide
Coke and methy spirit

More to come

Car Talk › Re: Angry Driver On Revenge Mission Flips Ford Escape SUV As He Tries To Hit A BMW by Countersam(m): 3:23pm On Feb 22, 2018
Why don't we see this kain thin for naija.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: "We Didn’t Know That Nigerians Like Sex Like That” - Vandora by Countersam(m): 12:13pm On Feb 22, 2018
See this one?
Like your father just said hello and your mother gave birth to you by simply responding with "hi'. Abeg shift.
Food › Re: "I Have Been Eating Plastic Rice For 2 Months; Be Careful" - Lady Cries Out by Countersam(m): 12:09pm On Feb 22, 2018
Her stomach must be a fully functional plastic refinery now.
Phones › Re: Please Recommend Good Phone For Me With Durable Battery Between 27 To 30K by Countersam(m): 12:04pm On Feb 22, 2018
Come and buy my used Tecno L8 for #25,000
Great battery
Education › Re: Where Can One Report Sexual Harassment From Lecturers? by Countersam(m): 12:02pm On Feb 22, 2018
Really we need a solution to this, most girls these days graduate with no brain cause sorting in kind has become a norm. Lecturers themselves seem to me they are inthe job for the sexcapades and not that they like holdin chalk/marker.
Health › Re: Midnight Foods To Help Beat Insomnia by Countersam(m): 11:59am On Feb 22, 2018
I did not see Eskay on the list.
The best sleeping medicine. Cloud level comfort guaranteed.
Romance › Re: Can You Stay In A Room When Two People Are Having Sex? by Countersam(m): 11:51am On Feb 22, 2018
FuckFuckBoy:
Opinion?
See queshion oh.

Those that are waiting for set, or cameraman wey fit dey video he whole thing come be wetin, decoration?
Romance › Re: Lady Calls Off Her Wedding As Her Fiance Pours Water On Her At An Eatery by Countersam(m): 10:06am On Feb 22, 2018
I won't blame the babe, the guy no try.

Now the water must have soiled her make up in public, revealing her real face. Its not nice. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Any One Remember This Cartoon THE SECRET SATURDAYS " by Countersam(m): 2:02am On Feb 18, 2018
Abeg shift, tell us how to get those old school Nackson comics
Sports › Re: Bad News For Man Utd As Pogba Nears Move To Real Madrid by Countersam(m): 2:00am On Feb 18, 2018
OP we go soon move you comot for there
Crime › Re: Between A Student Who Wants To Join Illuminati And A Supposed Member. Photos by Countersam(m): 1:38am On Feb 18, 2018
$500 to gain $45million.

Lotto ni.
Travel › Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Countersam(m): 8:01pm On Feb 17, 2018
Thank God the pilot landed, if not their story would have featured in 1000 ways to die!
Politics › Re: Dear Rochas Okorocha, How Ashamed Are You Right Now? by Countersam(m): 1:59pm On Feb 16, 2018
Do insensitive and heartless people feel shame?

Roach Ass
TV/Movies › Re: Virgin Ifu Ennada Saw Bitto's Manhood, See Her Reaction On BBNaija by Countersam(m): 1:55pm On Feb 16, 2018
Veetee:
no

Inspite of the high rate of immorality. There are still good girls who even marry as virgins.
Go and carry them.
By the time you marry and corrupt the operating system they evole into insatiable sex maniacs right in ur home.
TV/Movies › Re: Virgin Ifu Ennada Saw Bitto's Manhood, See Her Reaction On BBNaija by Countersam(m): 1:52pm On Feb 16, 2018
In her words:

“I have never had a sexual intercourse.. I’ve never had a d**k inside of me”.

So What have you been having? Dildos, cucumber or plantain,abi ur a lesbian.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Next To Resign After Zuma's Resignation - FFK Mocks Buhari by Countersam(m): 1:43pm On Feb 16, 2018
bumi10:
The resignation of South African President, Jacob Zuma yesterday and the subsequent installment of Cyril Ramaphosa as the president was something some writter has described as epic and poetic. This is making the third time a seating president has been shown the door in African recently.

On this note, the former minister of Aviation and ardent critic of Buhari led government, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode (SAN) has said President Muhammadu Buhari is the next in line to resign from office. Fani-Kayode in his tweets on Wednesday night said it was time for African leaders who were so engrossed with power to step down.

He wrote;

“First Mugabe went. Now Zuma is going. "Next Buhari will go. After that Biya and Museveni will go. "All these dinosaurs from the distant past fell in love with power and have refused to step down with dignity. "What is it about African leaders and power?”



More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/02/president-buhari-next-to-resign-after.html?m=1
Is that 4th person BuBu?

Family › Re: "I Slept With 18 Men In 30 Days" - Delta Wife Confesses At Shrine by Countersam(m): 1:34pm On Feb 16, 2018
Blood of Zechariah.

Without jazz this man wouldn't have known, the things am seeing while using ordinary Clone Whatsweb for whatsapp cloning weak me already

Fashion › Re: Scantily Dressed Lady At The Cinema In Ibadan Blasted By Another Lady (Photos) by Countersam(m): 1:24pm On Feb 16, 2018
If is Ibadan anything goes, if only she had used the spare cloth she saved to cover up her K-legs.

Upon the sexy pepperthemgang things, comma still dey shout.
Fashion › Re: Scantily Dressed Lady At The Cinema In Ibadan Blasted By Another Lady (Photos) by Countersam(m): 1:21pm On Feb 16, 2018
Mind ya business, face front and watch ya movie.

Abi you dont know in Ibadan people dont like paying for hotel, since una don get cinema now na to enter wait till when they off light before you off pata (if any)
Romance › Re: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg Down There? by Countersam(m): 1:16pm On Feb 16, 2018
efesodje:
Nice one cool
I see you grin
Jedi Trainer.
Romance › Re: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg Down There? by Countersam(m): 12:59pm On Feb 16, 2018
PoliticalThuG:
I Have Dated Different Ladies Around The World And I Have Come To Realise That Most Nigerian Ladies If Not All Ooze Out Bad Odor DowN THERE. Why Is It So? Is There Any Scientific Explanation To This?
It all depends on the level at which you operate in, i mean the gehls u take to bed to sniff their pussies talk less of whether u eat it or just bang it.
Not all gehls have smelly pussies, because they all have different orientation of puxxy hygiene. For me if that pussy smells of anything other than ur cum, ur leaving to never return again cause i like to taste.
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Lick Me? by Countersam(m): 12:53pm On Feb 16, 2018
mizzochocinco:
I am in a dilemma. I have a fiance but there I this guy who lives in our neighbourhood who has been pestering me and asking to suck me down under there. At first I told him I was not interested and he should go find a girlfrend to suck because I belong to another man. This man has continued to worry me over the issue and promised to pay me so he can learn to suck well on me. I have been considering it but i do no know how to do it without my fiance getting to know about it. Please mature advice only
What are you considering? The suck abi the money. Don't do what you will regret,go teach your man how to suck puxxy.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Dedicates ‘Chioma My Lover’ Song To His Girlfriend, Chioma Avril Rowland by Countersam(m): 12:41pm On Feb 16, 2018
Fesomu:
Chioma jazz strong gaan o
Its not jazz my brother. A real nwa afo igbo girl can humble the fierest Yoruba Demon. She go carry belle no doubt, but for the moment OBO don humble, he is in confession mode now.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Dedicates ‘Chioma My Lover’ Song To His Girlfriend, Chioma Avril Rowland by Countersam(m): 12:35pm On Feb 16, 2018
Why you no sing for Sofia and the hodas?

Otu igbo ato ka! grin
Health › Re: Condoms Sale Increases On Valentine Day By 70 Percent – NAN by Countersam(m): 8:18pm On Feb 15, 2018
Rubbiish:
Certainly some we will do otherwise
All of them can't be saints
Even among the 12 apostles there was judas
My point is, at least we have people called priets, living without sex.
So sex doesn't define life...
Ok.

Yes, sex doesn't and cannot define life.

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