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Crime › Re: Man Caught Stealing Perfume For His Girlfriend In Supermarket On Valentine's Day by Countersam(m): 7:36pm On Feb 15, 2018
Mumu for life. The gehl will still leave you when time reach,ordinary gehlfriend (in Jennifer's voixe)

A guy donated his kidney the girl still leave am, you choose to disgrace yaself.
Health › Re: Condoms Sale Increases On Valentine Day By 70 Percent – NAN by Countersam(m): 7:30pm On Feb 15, 2018
Rubbiish:
Brother speak for yourself...
Don't catholic priests live better & fulfilled life than some so called married peopole?
Bros ouoo speak for yaself, and not for any priest.

That they go by the names priests or Reverend father does not mean some of them dont have sex. It doesnt matter if its with an animal,child,boy or girl.

See pic below, its a catholic reverend father somewhere in Imo state. Pose as a beautiful lady and work on him and see whether he wont try to bleep you.

Health › Re: Condoms Sale Increases On Valentine Day By 70 Percent – NAN by Countersam(m): 6:53pm On Feb 15, 2018
My chic showed me am a side dish,so i saved alot of money i budgeted for valentine. She didnt show up, i broke up with her this morning.
Health › Re: Condoms Sale Increases On Valentine Day By 70 Percent – NAN by Countersam(m): 6:50pm On Feb 15, 2018
So some people are still wise enough to avoid unwanted pregnancy. Its good oh, because i dont trust alot of these November born people,they can be very stubborn the same way the stubborn sperm refused to be aborted.
Romance › Re: N500k Each For Girls At Senators Party: How I Was Charmed, Used Many Times- Lady by Countersam(m): 12:01pm On Feb 15, 2018
No matter how many times we read such stories, our girls will never learn.

An appetite you cannot bring under control,will bring you under its control. She is lucky to still be alive
Politics › Re: Despite Owing 8months Salary, Ikpeazu Spends N500m To Inspect Uncompleted Projec by Countersam(m): 11:51am On Feb 15, 2018
Ikpeazu has shown that he is not different from his predecessors,he is after a second tenure at whatever expense. Remember he spent a fortune o state resources in his legal battle.

Abians hailing whatever meagre achievements OVI claims to have should visit neighbouring Ebonyi to mention the least, alot of roads awarded within Aba were done twice because of lack of proper research on contract terrain, double expenses for willful foolishness.

Abia people should please wake up,he does not deserve a second term. Refuse to keep operating at the base /low level we are known for.

Its not a party affair anymore, we need someone with the capacity to reform Abia.
Phones › Re: Glo Gives Unlimited Browsing For Valentine by Countersam(m): 3:26pm On Feb 14, 2018
Unlimited browsing on a very limited network? How possible is this?

#ourmumudondo
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jaob Zuma Agrees To Resign by Countersam(m): 10:01pm On Feb 13, 2018
If only Rochas can also bow to pressure and step down bring down Zuzuma's statue.
Jokes Etc › New Meme Alert- Caption This! by Countersam(op): 8:34pm On Feb 13, 2018
Your guys' reaction when you tell them that this your new girlfriend you spent the past week shopping for told you she is on her period; and tomorrow is Valentine's day.

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Drop your captions below, let's have fun.

Phones › Re: Unauthorized Usage Of GSM Boosters Is A Crime - NCC by Countersam(m): 7:17pm On Feb 13, 2018
Kashbwoyjnr:
Lol, Nigerians Ehn.. But they just told you it is illegal
Are you ghanian? You wont understand until you subscribe to data and cant use it till it expires and they say we should glo with pride
Phones › Re: Unauthorized Usage Of GSM Boosters Is A Crime - NCC by Countersam(m): 7:14pm On Feb 13, 2018
Emily22:
A cellular repeater (also known as cell phone signal booster or amplifier) is a type of bi-directional amplifier used to improve cell phone reception.
Abeg i need am, glo has messed me up.

Let NCC COME TO MY HOUSE
Romance › Re: Guys, 10 Inexpensive Things You Should Do To Make A Perfect Val's Day by Countersam(m): 4:49pm On Feb 13, 2018
Bros abeg no go ginger people who are broke before they make things worse.

Simply let your girl know you are broke so she doesnt expect much, and please please its not compulsory you hve sex, just respect yourself before she go change am for you. Na person wey work supppseto chop.
Romance › Re: Pregnant Or Menstrual Disorder? by Countersam(m): 4:36pm On Feb 13, 2018
Bros you still dey here?

I don tell you wetin you go do... Make e no pass tonight.

Bang the punny hard and deep, you will discover the oil.
Health › Re: Serious Help Needed! No Menstrual Blood But Menstrual Symptoms by Countersam(m): 4:20pm On Feb 13, 2018
OP don't panic if you are sure you didnt nut in her.

Call your girl and book the night,make sure you bang the shït out of the punañi until you drill out oil...sorry blood. Seriously the blood will spill out, she needs hard sex.
Romance › Re: Valentine's Day Outfits To Kill Your Boyfriend by Countersam(m): 4:16pm On Feb 13, 2018
OP wait oh, i don gerrit.

Nobody is getting killed except that pussy.
Career › Re: Ebiminor Preye, POP Designer Buys Lexus Jeep. Flaunts It Online (Photos) by Countersam(m): 3:35pm On Feb 13, 2018
Meanwhile some oloshoes and slay queens have taken their pussy to the drycleaner and dryer in preparation for tomorrow.
Crime › Re: Father Storms Eket Orphanage To Poison His Son For Trying To Kill Him In Dream by Countersam(m): 3:31pm On Feb 13, 2018
Hmm...we need to be wary of ll these akwa ibom fuckericants oh. Some of them might be child witchcraft certificate holders.
Crime › Re: Father Storms Eket Orphanage To Poison His Son For Trying To Kill Him In Dream by Countersam(m): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2018
What is it with Akwa Ibom people and child witchcraft.....
Romance › Re: Nothing Is As Sweet As Having Your Own Woman You Fucck At Will by Countersam(m): 3:22pm On Feb 13, 2018
IamAirforce1:
You're really missing if you're single and got no woman to warm your bed.

Imagine you went out with Friends to hang out and downed few bottles, got home and saw your girl on super sexy bumshot .. mehn the feeling is crazy .

I love my woman and everything about her makes mad sense to me .

If I no shoot my shot everynight , no be my mama born me .
Its the best feeling if you are married knowing you have a legit pussy to always hump.
But if you are still single the only advantage is that one sin of fornicating with one babe will help prevent other immoralities like masturbation and lusting after strippers.
Romance › Re: Nothing Is As Sweet As Having Your Own Woman You Fucck At Will by Countersam(m): 3:21pm On Feb 13, 2018
IamAirforce1:
You're really missing if you're single and got no woman to warm your bed.

Imagine you went out with Friends to hang out and downed few bottles, got home and saw your girl on super sexy bumshot .. mehn the feeling is crazy .

I love my woman and everything about her makes mad sense to me .

If I no shoot my shot everynight , no be my mama born me .
Its the best feeling if you are married knowing you have a legit pussy to always hump.
But if you are still single the only advantage is that one sin of fornicating with ne babe will help prevent other immoralities like masturbation and lusting after strippers.
Romance › Re: Will You Tell Your Friend, You Have Slept With The Girl He Is About To Marry? by Countersam(m): 3:16pm On Feb 13, 2018
I will only tell if she is a loose hoe. Otherwise i will keep quiet and allow them enjoy their xship without trying to still lick her again.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Really Need Help Of N15,000 Promise To Pay Back With Interest In The Next 7days by Countersam(m): 2:40pm On Feb 13, 2018
I wish there was a way to know your payback odds.
Romance › Re: I Was With Another Man On My Honeymoon, Its My Husband’s Fault! by Countersam(m): 2:37pm On Feb 13, 2018
Karma is a bitch, the tears you cry now will be nothing compared to the payback your husband is yet to dish you. Save your tears fuckericant.
Phones › Re: Why Glo Recent Slash In Data Bundle Should Excite You by Countersam(m): 2:33pm On Feb 13, 2018
Ogbeni wake up oh. If you like advertise glo till tomorrow we will not fall mugu.

Imagine me using 4gig from December till date, something i normally finish in less than 3wks with good network.

Pls their Network is whack...
Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: (18+) Watch Princess Expose Her Naked Butt Revealing Bushy Priv8 P*rt by Countersam(m): 1:07pm On Feb 12, 2018
I wonder how this OP take see the bush. Your eyes is on auto_zoom.
Romance › Re: 2 Young Girls Shows Off Their Tongues After Taking Codeine In Bayelsa (photo by Countersam(m): 10:06am On Feb 12, 2018
OP are you a learner?

Roche ni, codeine ko.
Politics › Re: Why Would PDP Governors Visit APC Benue But Ignore PDP Taraba? by Countersam(m): 2:28pm On Feb 11, 2018
They are in Benue on marketing/market survey.
Taraba is already theirs.
Family › Re: My 10-Year-Old Cousin Smokes by Countersam(m): 2:23pm On Feb 11, 2018
Omo this one na pikin,not a child.

Future Science Student.
Politics › Re: 2019: Kwankwaso, Wike, Secondus, Others Meet In Rivers State Government House by Countersam(m): 9:23am On Feb 11, 2018
Secondus is now Wike's boy.
Christianity Etc › Re: on a Sunday. morning like this by Countersam(m): 9:17am On Feb 11, 2018
My dear we are in the same boat,sadly enough am not surprised at the type of reactions u are getting. Nigerians find it difficult to help unless CNN will picture them doing so.

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