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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by CountVersailles(f): 11:46pm On Jul 07, 2022
Remicynt:
Na u create d loopholes!!!!! If u don't know something don't say abeg!!! That's why personally I will not respond to any on this topic biko, cs I know Naija people
People like you who are already biased towards your countrymen are the worst breed of Nigerians in Canada. They are the ones who will look on every single person with suspicion, but quickly warm up to him once they find that such person is doing better than them. Make una dey take am easy with this bias against your own people.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by CountVersailles(f): 11:41pm On Jul 07, 2022
Belle35:
Hello Nairafam, I would like to know if palm oil is contraband to Canada? I have asked this question but been getting conflicting answers
Why do you want to carry palm oil to Canada? Don't stop at palm oil, please. Also travel with a live goat too. They won't bother you grin
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by CountVersailles(f): 6:21am On Jul 07, 2022
sexgoddess:


Hi please how was your friend able to reserve the apartment from Nigeria?
Thanks in anticipation for your prompt response ��
Use Airbnb
Family / Re: Update on the Missing young girl. by CountVersailles(f): 2:21pm On Jul 03, 2022
ACallForHelp:

UPDATE!!!!
Someone has contacted me today for evidence(pictures, Call records, screenshots of her messages, contacts etc) . So hopefully he will get back to me soon. The police from Twitter is yet to respond as at the time of making this post.
If you have the number of the policeman, you need to keep disturbing him. They don’t work unless they are pressured. Or go back to Twitter and call him out codedly

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Family / Re: 1 Million Naira A Month - We Finally Got A House In Manchester UK by CountVersailles(f): 1:52pm On Jul 03, 2022
9jaHustler:
After 3 weeks in the UK, we finally got a house. Its been a bumpy ride but thanks be to God.

4 Bedroom Terace House

Rent: £1,300 PCM = 975,000NGN monthly


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oY_a7n10ds


Why are you taking the picture like say na the whole house? No be just that one corner you rent? Quit giving an illusion of renting a big house

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by CountVersailles(f): 2:29pm On Jul 02, 2022
Silversurfer1:
Hi guys.
Is it true scores for FSW draws starting on July 6th will likely start from, and continue to be at 500, for about 6 months?
Thanks
Yes, it will almost certainly be greater than 500 for the first few months. Most definitely
Politics / Re: "Sit Down And Shut Up" David Hundeyin To Pastor Poju Oyemade by CountVersailles(f): 6:01am On Jul 01, 2022
JBriel:
I take an exception to that. I won't be silent while an uncircumcised thing throw a curse word at one of our own. Hundeyin, your secrets will be exposed and you will be disgraced. From your lofty heights you will fall and dash to the ground and never recover.
“One of your own”? You are deluded. Wake up from your slumber, twatt!
Politics / Re: Senate Delegation To Visit Ekweremadu, Wife In London by CountVersailles(f): 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2022
I pray and hope this man never comes out of this. Even if he isn't guilty, he is guilty many times over of making the lives of Nigerians unbearable. If this will be the best way to get justice, let him get it in hundred folds. He needs to learn what it means to be in prison and get screwed in the rear like the ahole he is. Bunch of legislative criminals. His criminal counterparts are also organizing a solidarity visit. That's not surprising. They always look out for each other, but will never look out for the average Nigerian. Thunder fire all of them.

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Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by CountVersailles(f): 12:08am On Jun 25, 2022
Gerrard59:


Economics and functional society - the major reasons most fled Nigeria - are different from morality. It is very fine that they ensure their kids aren't brainwashed into LGTV issues. No one wants his/her child to become a drag queen because the parent wanted to reside in a place where things work.
Then don't leave Nigeria. It's that simple. If you think your kids will never be exposed, you are just pouring water into an empty basket. They develop the accent, they make friends, they watch TV, they go out into the society, and for some reason you just magically expect that they'll be insulated from LGTB issues? Dream on, oga.

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Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by CountVersailles(f): 9:37pm On Jun 24, 2022
ednut1:
LGBT indoctrination lol
Me I'll never comprehend how people move to Canada and hope to never get in contact with LGBT. Better to stay in Nigeria. If you think your kid will stop being gay if they are already gay based on their biological makeup, you are on the longest thing the world has ever seen.

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Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by CountVersailles(f): 8:37pm On Jun 24, 2022
Jayzara:
Hello people. Pls is it compulsory to get a baptismal certificate in order to put my kids in a catholic elementary school? I am not a catholic so it’s been difficult getting a Catholic Church in Nigeria to baptize them.

Pls did any non catholic here get their kids into a catholic school? Pls share how you went about it please! We r going to Calgary.
Why do you want to send your kids to catholic school? did you send them to catholic school in Nigeria? Why the sudden rush to send to catholic school in canada? Send them to regular government school. Sit down and enjoy your new environment.
Autos / Re: 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ Mercedes-benz C320 4matic, Silver Colour (foreign Used) by CountVersailles(f): 1:04am On Jun 21, 2022
How much is this junk?? grin

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Religion / Re: Protest Against Closure Of Mbaka’s Adoration Ministries In Enugu (video) by CountVersailles(f): 9:27pm On Jun 19, 2022
Aonkuuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKNIVJyApzc



Source: https://salemgists.com/massive-protest-against-closure-of-father-mbakas-adoration-ministries-in-enugu-video/
These NPCs will protest against closure of a church, but will never go out and collect their PVCs or protest again bad governance

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Travel / Re: Lady Swept Away By Flood After Heavy Downpour In Owerri, Imo State (Video) by CountVersailles(f): 2:31pm On Jun 15, 2022
Benjaniblinks:
tongue
She was found
Oh, so glad to hear this. I was near tears already.
make Nigeria no happen to us is the constant prayer. Gutter that is supposed to be covered. A lot of open traps on the roads everywhere in the country. You just pray not to fall into one of those traps.
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Dead For The Past Two Weeks In California And No Family Or Friends. by CountVersailles(f): 2:44am On Jun 15, 2022
Na wa o.
Post it on Twitter. That's much better.
Romance / Re: Closed by CountVersailles(f): 2:29pm On Jun 14, 2022
Slayar:


Lool,come off it. I'll send you a pm.
What's your net worth? Provide a range.
Romance / Re: Closed by CountVersailles(f): 1:10am On Jun 14, 2022
Slayar:


Hi baby, let's get to know.
You no reach grin
Romance / Re: Closed by CountVersailles(f): 1:57pm On Jun 13, 2022
Makeup things grin
Family / Re: Female Nairalander Hanging Out With Her Kids. by CountVersailles(f): 6:37pm On Jun 12, 2022
Why does your camera look like there is dust all over it?

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Politics / Re: Mr Jollof Declares Support For Tinubu. Nigerians React As Old Video Resurfaces by CountVersailles(f): 6:05pm On Jun 12, 2022
If you think any Twitter activist really means what they say, you need your head examined. These guys all have their prices. For some it's even as low as 500k naira. I'm sure they didn't pay this one more than 1m to reverse course. Take them serious at your own risk. That includes every single one of them, not leaving any out.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by CountVersailles(f): 2:41pm On Jun 10, 2022
Immortalregis:
Make ona come use ona eyes see wetin working system mean even if there are portholes, the weather is harsh or transport by taxi is very expensive!
Your head too correct cheesy

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by CountVersailles(f): 8:25pm On Jun 06, 2022
BFWestAfrican:
PPR & CoPPR

1 thing I observed is that we do worry ourselves needlessly.

After getting your PPR, you can now say "we do worry ourselves needlessly". Maybe if you had said it before actually getting your PPR, maybe we would have taken you more seriously. I have always been of the opinion that people here will kill themselves with worry before the PPR comes out, but apparently most people only realize it after the fact. Stop worrying! These are not your usual tardy, lazy, nonchalant Nigerian civil servants angry

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Family / Re: Nairalander And His Family Travelling To The UK For The First Time. by CountVersailles(f): 11:14pm On May 26, 2022
9jaHustler:
Got them wrapped at the airport in Abuja. Its Ghana must go, so it does not burst on the way. 1k for each wrapping. Moreover one big Ghana must go was filled with dry fish grin grin grin for my sister's family and mine.

Is there no fish in the UK? Why didn't you also wrap live goat into the bag? As una wan carry everything travel

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Family / Re: How To Manage A Spouse With Entirely Different Social Traits by CountVersailles(f): 1:35pm On May 25, 2022
I know someone exactly like you. Dude is very smart though, maybe the smartest person I have met. He was always the first in his class and graduated with a first class too. Scholarship abroad, all that stuff. Now he's working in Facebook earning hundreds of thousands in dollars per annum, and still doesn't have a public facebook account. The distinguishing quality about some people like this is that they are smart. I hope you are. If you are, that will be your attractive trait and you will find the right woman for yourself. Since you seem very aware of your traits, you will be able to discern rightly and choose when it comes to it. I hope you do, because you definitely need an understanding woman and they are not in plenty supply.

But you also need to open up a bit. Haba. The world is a different place from decades ago. Everyone needs a Twitter account at least. If you are too taciturn, you leave people to start imagining things that are not there, and that includes your future wife, someone you should be having a smooth relationship with. What are your passions sef? What do you like to do? You like to bowl, write, run, play scrabble? Find someone who can do the same or who you can teach, and maybe that will allow you to open up. Everyone is chatty when their interests come up. Maybe you need to narrow down to what your interests are and you will see that it makes you talk and may help you bond with whomever you go with. Godspeed

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Family / Re: My Wife Don See Me Finish. by CountVersailles(f): 2:17pm On May 23, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

You should know I was kidding..*pun*
But seriously if it makes you feel bad then have a very private discussion with her.. wink
You don’t know what a pun is. You need to go reread some of your high school books
Celebrities / Re: Portable Acquires New Lexus (Photo) by CountVersailles(f): 10:03pm On May 21, 2022
Omihanifa:
Shey this one nah before he blow ni or after he blew ? Because this car nah 2003/2004 model o
You wey dey talk wey no even get bicycle. Stupid Nigerians

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Ahmed Idris, Accountant General Of The Federation For N80billion F by CountVersailles(f): 10:01pm On May 16, 2022
Na wa o. Which kain wahala be this again? Shouldn't this people be made to face firing squad?

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Events / Re: My Experience At A Wedding Ceremony by CountVersailles(f): 10:00pm On May 13, 2022
Tonero5200:
yeah I walked out, no time left with a plate of rice though.
That you could walk out of there still with a plate of rice shows just how hungry you are. They made the right decision

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