Yellowmellow:
I submitted my adr in February. Till now it’s been crickets. No ghost update, nothing. I only got an acknowledgment mail hours after submitting. I’m honestly fed up of all this and some days I wish I never knew or started this journey.
After all the stress and exams I wrote to get to this point, I’m finally here and still nothing. It’s really tiring and unfair. Mtshewww

didn't you have a life before applying? Go back to your life and wait. They will get back to you. They do to everyone. If not, request gcms note and stop whining.

burritto:


I had to go pick up one guy I used to carpool to work years back, and he always stays at the front seat cos it’s always me and him. One day I had to pick up another friend before I picked him up. The friend sat at the front seat, and when I got to where I was going to pick the original guy, he stood by the front door expecting the guy at the front to come down for him. It was irritating as I even waited for him to enter and sit at the back seat, He just stood there. After like 2 mins I just drove off and left the id!ot there. I’m like see this muuuumu

You get too much sense. Nigerians and their stupidity will never cease to amaze me.

How sitting at the front with the driver turned out a thing of importance is something I don't understand. Do this people realise that even the president always sits at the back, while his driver and security detail sit at the front? Can they pause for a moment to think of themselves as the boss who is being driven? At least, that can make their sorry asssss fill important, since that matters so dearly to them.

Emmynator:

I think nairaland works for Seun this way, especially in terms of traffic generation, I mean, the light nature of the forum means that it can be assessible on any form of device with any hitch, especially smaller ones, so much so that it is even eligible for freebasics browsing.

Not saying I support the lack of innovation on nairaland o, but it brings in the dough, and maybe that what matters to Seun.

It's not the light nature. It's because Seun lacks the necessary skills and insight or ideas. Some upgrades here will retain the light nature of the website and it's a big surprise that they are not being implemented, e.g. blocking some users you don't want to see, showing people's followers count, etc. Oga no just get the skills and as a result nairaland is as mediocre as any Nigerian product. The products being offered can't be compared to that on regular run of the mill forums like lipstickalley. Nairaland is going to die eventually. It's only a matter of time.

virginprincess:
What do you expect from a lady who hasn't tasted the good things of life she won't want to take chances,afterall opportunity comes but once.

You are just opening your mouth anyhow and talking with your head up your buttt

Foodqueen:
Old story

Is the story yours

Copy and paste

Are you blind enough to not see that the whole story is in quotes?

Maxymilliano:
The country seems to be in a state of impunity, otherwise a sitting CBN Governor shouldn't be a member of any political party talk more of picking nomination form directly or by proxy but Nigeria is governed by confused rulers who obviously have never seen or read the constitution.

What a shame

It's just disaster. A sitting CBN governor. I thought it was a joke all along.

wonlasewonimi:


You have to understand that most nigerians are not rational thinkers that's why you're getting all these idiotic feedbacks. Your life is more important than any girl's whether a virgin or like Toke makinwa. Just let her go and find a woman where you would be comfortable commuting to in order to have a heathy and safe relationship.

You said it better. Nigerians just don't think rationally. That's also why the country is in the mess it is, no doubt. Dude's fears are legit. But it seems no one, at least not many people, care about the several unavoidable deaths on Nigerian roads daily. They believe it will never happen to them until it does.

sketcherJ:
how did you notice it’s scrap metal please?

Are you even serious? Look at the car you want to sell for 2.2

worried222:
Hello All,
I am sorry to bother you with my problem, but I am watching my life slip away before my very eyes and it is really pathetic because I apparently have the power to stop it but can't.
I first time I masturbated was in my SS1 about 17 years ago.
I am 31 years old and I have been trying to stop this habit for the last 10 years or so.
Though I have been able to go like 3-4 months clean at different times, I always fall back and relapse
I have never had sex with a woman before and I have never had a serious relationship before too.
I am not really interested in a relationship because I need to fix my life first.
I have a good job as a software developer and I am an introvert, though I am good-looking as I do get compliments from ladies. In fact, two different ladies have asked me out before but I don't really have any interest in them, I tried to love one of them but I ended up ghosting her.
The most painful part of this is that this has cost me my relationship with God as I was born again before I backslid after watching porn and I keep on rising and falling. I have installed porn blockers on my PC and mobile phone (for which I have to pay almost 100 USD subscription per annum) but I will always find a way to get around the porn blocker and watch porn and masturbate. I don't masturbate except I watch porn. Please don't tell me that masturbation is not a sin or anything like that. It is a sin to me and I want to stop it.
I think if I don't stop, it will cost me my job as I am literally struggling to meet up with my job demands though I still get tasks done.
Do you know that one time I watched porn all through the night and masturbated like three times that I wasn't able to go to our office the following morning. I had to lie that I wasn't feeling strong and I worked from home that day.
I am tired my people, please someone should reach out to me. If you know any therapist or anything like that in Abuja that I can talk to please let me know.
Many people admire me and see me as a genius because of my God-given intelligence and brilliancy but I feel so ashamed of myself. I just finished masturbating this morning before coming to work and I am sitting here in my workspace staring at my monitor!!! I am having a brain fog.
I will stop here...
Don't mind my inchorent writings as I am losing my mind.

Your brain will be the end of you. Sorry to say, but you are driving yourself into a guilt tunnel that will forever tear at your soul and make you the most unworthy person you can think of. If I tell you now that it's all in your head, you won't believe me. Religion has created an unrealistic world for you that will eventually drive you insane. Watch your psychological health, oga. Your mental health. This is more important that whatever it is you are doing. Anyways, na you know.

Having said that. There are lot of introvert software developers around the world who masturbate. It's their thing. Incels and co. Many of them are well-adjusted and have even created billion dollar companies. You, you are still here driving yourself to the ground with your brain. Kwatinue..

Masturbation is healthy. In fact, it is much healthier than having sex itself. One of the best things a man can do to abstain from STDs and to keep his head straight is to masturbate. Same thing applies to a woman. It's a pleasant experience that actually helps your body immesaurably. If you ask a doctor, they will probably tell you that you should masturbate at least 5 times a week. Instead of you guys to follow the scientific evidence and do this, you will be following pastor and church and living in regret because you are doing something very natural. Some of you have no problems sleeping with ashawo o, or with having raw sex and exposing yourself to all forms of dirty diseases. Yet, when it comes to masturbation, you will be regretting and driving yourself insane with your religious calculations. I just pity una.

Learn to love yourself first and foremost.

Following...
Long stopovers are only interesting if you have a transit visa. Otherwise, it's boring staying in the airport.

Righteousness2:
Sister, I am not qualified to give you options on what you are requesting but Hear this;
If JESUS tarries! Mark this day and this time! From now to the next 9-10 months, you are gonna carry your triplets!
You Believe or you Don't Believe is Irrelevant. It is a Miracle! GOD of Chosen Miracle! Receive them in the Name of JESUS, Amen!

You, you are just a stupid fowl

DontBullshitMe:
So, you can turn the innocent child into a house help?

Your intentions are not genuine enough. You only chose to adopt after failing to conceive a baby, she's like a second choice who will be maltreated.

Only couples who adopt at the early stage of their marriage voluntarily and got sterilised are worthy parents of those babies. Not you who is doing it not out of the goodness of your earth but for selfish reasons of not wanting to be lonely.

And you, a useless egoat!

Joanney:
The first daughter was able to open the bank app but she doesn't know his transfer pin(the 4 digits).
We've tried changing it but we need his atm pin for that.

So, una just wan clean out the man's account because he's dead, abi?

If true, he had it coming all this time. Only surprising it hadn't happened sooner.

Urbanchampion:


You obviously don't have common sense, meanwhile, I know you are just a teenager, chasing trolling, you should do it with decorum and decency. Small pikin too dey get brain.

Your comment doesn't surprise me. It's for the same reason your pastors in Nigeria collect money from Fraudsters and yahoo boys and still pray for them. All the criminal elements in the country all have one pastor or the other who prays for them to ensure their criminal enterprise continues to thrive. I won't urge you to open your eyes because you won't even heed it. But give yourself small sense. You really need it.

Criminal. People like this would be in jail in advanced countries like the US. It is a well-known fact that this guy is both a drug dealer and a money launderer. The people Nigeria celebrates...

Wey dem suppose don introduce crypto for this website and give people tokens for the likes and shares. Immature founder.

Cunning guy. But sharp girl

Ardar:


This just reminded me of one idiot that slided into my DM on Facebook.

Come and see toasting. Uncle was promising me heaven and earth.

He told to me come visit him, that he would like to see me. This was happening during the time of that Facebook Cynthia's death and I was still a teenager then.

Thank God the fear in me overpowered my curiosity and ignorance. If not hmmm.

I just dey fear this gender.

slid. Haba!

9182736455O1999:
Why didn't you think of seeking justice for the girl.

Are you high? Or are you living in lala land?

janejjjjj5000:
Hello everyone,

Here is my post from yesterday.

https://www.nairaland.com/7090858/tired-marriage

I thank you all for the feedback - the kind words, chastisements, and even insults. I see them all as help. For the first time in being married for14 years, I spoke about my marriage and I am glad I did. I feel very relieved.

My husband is very sorry and has decided that we will seek family therapy. He told me he does not want our home to break and that he is willing that we work together to fix this. What I like the most is that he also agrees that he needs to work on himself. I have my faults too and I am also willing to work on myself. We have found an experienced therapist that we believe will be a good fit to help us.

Even though some of the comments yesterday were harsh, I learnt from them. I had no boyfriend before marriage. My husband and I got married to each other as virgins and there is no ex boyfriend anywhere telling me anything. I am not a cheat. We have been born-again from our youth. I am not a promiscuous person. I was just feeling down yesterday and decided to pour our my heart. I was tired of bottling up my emotions because I have the habit of not discussing my home. I got tired and was feeling very confused yesterday but I am much better now. Still, I don't regret putting up that post. God used everybody who commented to point me in the right direction.

I am grateful to those who suggested therapy. I was not thinking in that direction at all but you gave me the idea. I thank everybody who got involved. May God bless you all.

Amen.

My advice to you is to believe less of what you hear from pastors. That seems to be your big weakness because you have no other sense of morality except from the Bible and from pastors

Both are unhealthy, but it's still better to be an addict to sports betting. At least you can still win some. As an addict to drugs, you lose all the time

Babapyro:

Just so you know dumbass,only unintelligent ignoramus like yourself fall victim to tape leaks, people People with actual brain who knows know what they're doing knows know how to safeguard Thier their shit.
So you're going to magically read my mind to know I have a sex tape somewhere,then you're going to randomly guess which cloud storage services I use out of the tens of thousands available,then you're going to magically hack the company and break into Thier their server,then you're going to magically guess my username and account id out of a couple hundred thousand or million Id Id's on the server then break into my cloud storage,then you're going to magically guess my zip password out of a billion possible combinations right.
You really are clueless

That is one too many "then's". Also, learn some punctuation.

Elosky20:
I just hope you know that the cloud you claim to store them in belongs to a company or organisation. Huge organisation have been hacked in the past even to their offline data. The question is what do you think will happen if the cloud server is hacked and the hacking group gets hold of such videos? What if your phone or PC gets infected with a malware and an intruder gets to screen record the videos while you watch them.

Even a huge country like US had their election database infiltrated during the election Trump won how much more a single individual.

Remember; We are in the world of possibilities, always leave room for What if.

In the world of technology, privacy is a Mirage

The guy no get sense. It's only a matter of time before a sex tape becomes public. It's just time. Tik Tok..

Obakovicho:

He goes to NFL gamee

He goes to Nfl game. Why don't you show me a picture of when he went to premier league game? Maybe your hero Bawa should go and watch Enyimba instead

Prechgold1180:
Hello good morning all
Don’t know why this is bothering me
But I have a friend who always make video of girls whenever he is having sex with them unknown to the girls

Just last week he opened up to me
Like we were discussing and he said he had slept with a particular girl in our hood I did not believe him
Because the girl in question is all this mind my business girl

To further proof he was not lieing he opened is phone entered one calculator app where he normally save the videos ( if you are good with iPhone you will know about the calculator app)
He gave me the phone behold he filmed himself having sex with the said girl

I exited the video went to others behold I saw more than 50 sex videos of girls he had sex with both far and near
I asked what was his reasons for recording he gave a silly reply

I was able to recognize like 6 girls
I just see the act as wicked

I still don’t know why he is bent on keeping the videos

Could it be for future blackmail or
Should I tell the girls I know or I should just mind my business

To me this is not fair

That's his perversion. Just like other perverts like pedophiles for example

Benjaniblinks:
I am tayad of Nigerian girls oo

This has nothing to do with Nigerian girls. Why must you bring that in?

This one cannot even get his priority straight. Will you see FBI director going to Arsenal match?

buygala:
Nothing spectacular...

Better talents exist on the streets of Ikeja, Lagos State


Don't make a dog feel like a lion

You dey craze

Kobojunkie:
Wait a second... you were OK dating her as a liability, and her poor family background didn't matter to you then. But all those are redflags now that you consider marriage?

You realize you wasted your own time, in addition to hers, in this?,

Make you dey give yourself sense sometimes. Dating is not the same thing as marriage. Abi you no go school?

This guy is always speaking with his nose. I'm sure that other one was just staying it to make Buhari Feel good about himself, being the sycophant that he is. Small investigation will show it's certainly not 70. Definitely less.