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CareerRe: My Boss Wants To Date Me. What Should I Do? by cray91(m): 10:53pm On Aug 10, 2020
some men sha. they sha don't like doing women favors without inserting their joystick in that hole

Its obvious is out eyes thats making us SIN cuz men generally likes and want to get into every females pant sha

And seems we gonna have to pluck out our eyes as it is in bible ooo haha
rasheedatt:
I am freaking out about this, My boss asked me out on a date which I think is innapropriate but I love my job and i was looking for a loooong time before i found it so I will be damned if i give up.

I was very kind and told him there is zero interest here so i wouldnt want to waste his time. He told me I should quit the job or accept him and he will increase my salary.

I told him to give me a week to think about it.

What should I do?
FamilyRe: I’ve Been Sleeping With Your Wife – Man Taunts Neighbour In Lagos by cray91(m): 10:50pm On Aug 10, 2020
You said it all
dangermouse:
Fighting a fellow man because a woman cheated on you with him is wrong. You dont have any bussiness with the man she is cheating you with, but rather with her. You can simply let her go or rather divorce her, as in this case.
CelebritiesRe: Mary Timms: "Not All Slim Girls Have Flat Backside" by cray91(m): 8:58am On Aug 10, 2020
na only you sure pass for here

The only person that saw the unseen

with the point she's trying to make sef her ass still flat regardless

mtcheww

lubbish!
femi4:
Still flat
BusinessRe: Wedding Of Adama Indimi And Prince Malik Ado Ibrahim (Photos) by cray91(m): 10:16am On Aug 08, 2020
haha
Officialgarri:
Imagine what money can do. And the man no even fine reach me o.

Since last week, I dey toast corn seller, she no gree cry
TravelRe: Nigerians Stranded In UAE, Neglected By Nigerian Embassy by cray91(m): 10:11am On Aug 08, 2020
confirm!
eejo:
Nigerians please overseas is not bed of roses.
PoliticsRe: Zara Umara Zulum: Meet Daughter Of Governor Zulum by cray91(m): 10:08am On Aug 08, 2020
Abi na! na wetin girls sabi do be that
jericco1:
Too much filters angry
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: I Foresee Bloodbath - Primate Ayodele Says, Warns Buhari by cray91(m): 9:13am On Aug 07, 2020
Big time Lubbish!
allthingsgood:
This is nothing but political guesswork. Lubbish fake prophets
EducationRe: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by cray91(m): 9:11am On Aug 07, 2020
Nice talks! nothing dey yankee. you be real gee. na make money dey make person dey travel go flex there few days or weeks and comot sharp sharp. no time
Millennialaku:
grin grin my gee
yankee no dey trip me at all, i wanna live and die in africa kiss ....highest na to go there for holiday

i have been busy with udemy courses
RomanceRe: We Ain't Dating Yet - Should I Get Her A Phone? by cray91(m): 10:18pm On Aug 06, 2020
Buy Her That Phone and watch How wide The space She will start giving you would be cuz you just bought her her time to stay away from you, once she's using a smart phone she's prone to many advances

Both online(social media) and other street guys that will just be requesting for her whatsapp which is way more easier and she will start seeing you like SMELLOS

Unless she's your wife already no girl is worth buying such

Just like a guy said.. better use the money to buy sense

i come in peace bro! no offence!
Melodriod:
This is my first reasonable post on nairaland �... I don't really know what the comments would be like but man gotta do what he gotta do �

So here's the story, I'm a single guy and I've been putting an eye out there looking for someone to love and call my own, so i met this really beautiful nice young lady a month ago and its was more like love at first sight kinda of thing...but i just had to maintain so i don't appear being desperate and all... But truth is am madly in love with this girl, we've been talking ever since then and so far we are becoming more closer as each day passes.

I still haven't asked her out to be my girlfriend but I'm really hopeful that she will say yes to me considering how close we have become lately, we talk about everything and anything.

So to the main gist, currently her smartphone is bad so we can't do things like chatting, whatsapp calls, video calls and the likes... And i feel like getting her a smartphone would greatly be helpful to her as well as get us to communicate more often, so I'm thinking....Is it wise to get her a phone at such an early stage into our relationship (friendship) considering the fact that i haven't asked her and she hasn't said yes to me....

I just feel like she really needs a smartphone and I'm thinking if i should get her one... I've not really made up my mind yet, might sound crazy but I'll really like to get opinions on this..
RomanceRe: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by cray91(m): 8:58am On Aug 06, 2020
The Ring i bought with my own money being rejected cuz of mere kneeling. mtcheww.. Bleep her 100million times!
made4naijamusic:
A video making the rounds on social media has shown the moment a lady rejected her boyfriend’s public proposal.

In the video, her boyfriend could be seen standing on his feet as he begged her to close her eyes tightly while stretching out the engagement ring towards her.

As she opened her eyes, she saw him standing on his feet to propose and she got offended that he didn’t go on his knees to propose to her.

Her boyfriend on the other hand insisted that kneeling down doesn’t prove anything. He turned down all her efforts to make him kneel down and she walked out immediately.

Watch the video below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87mX9QdQG98
EducationRe: Sperm Don't Really Swim But Spin - New Study by cray91(m): 7:56am On Aug 05, 2020
Story story! Scientist and Their Wahala. mtcheww

Whether they spin. roll, jump. swim, Run or walj the point remains that once una ejaculate inside e go turn belle simple!
Macsjebs:
Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/31/health/sperm-swimming-movement-wellness/index.html
PoliticsRe: Nigerians That Left High Paid Jobs Overseas To Serve Their Country by cray91(m): 6:08pm On Aug 04, 2020
Exactly! and they left cuz they know they have connections here thats all
Antoeni:
It Shows They were Confused and not Focus
Foreign AffairsRe: King Juan Carlos To Leave Spain Amid Corruption Claims by cray91(m): 12:28pm On Aug 04, 2020
haha
samincredible44:
in Nigeria he will still be king and even marry more wives to celebrate his corruption.
RomanceRe: 5 Guys: Which Should I Choose? Help A Confused Girl by cray91(m): 10:03am On Aug 03, 2020
if you have the patience to read all these stories and understand trust me nothing again can scare you in real life

cuz yo already have the patience to deal with life lol
WomaninherPrime:
Good evening house. Kindly read patiently. I promise to be as honest as possible.

I'm a young woman in her mid-20s. I've been in three relationships so far... two were sexual, and one was purely celibate, though it didn't last beyond 6 months.

I recently got out of a 2-yr relationship with Dubem when we discovered our genotype isn't compatible. But the problem is that we're still doing a lot of back and forth. Dubem wants the relationship to continue because he's working on how we'd have our babies via IVF or chorionic villi testing to first determine the sex of the baby.

This has put me in a very confusing situation because I'm unable to move on while he's still holding on for us... and at the same time, I just keep thinking about how life would be a lot easier if I'd just marry a genotype compatible man and have children the regular way without the stress and huge financial cost of an IVF.

To fully move on from Dubem, I started seeing other people..

Nedu is a very great guy... has everything I want in a man, but he's having some financial challenges right now. He's cute, godly, very intelligent, good humour, communicates very well, respectful, sound family values, neat, and seems to me like someone who can take charge of his home. But his financial situation gives me cause for concern... he doesn't seem like he'd be comfortably ready to start a family in another 2/3 years. But that aside, his condition just dampens my enthusiasm to even visit him or start a committed relationship with him. No TV or fridge in his apartment. I feel embarrassed/sorry for him when he has to go watch TV at his friend's or neighbour's... Or I'm thinking of cooking stuff to take to him... but no fridge to store. Joykiller. Or the fact that he can't be a support system to me at the moment...

There's also Victor who comes off as a great guy but I've refused to pay him enough attention all these months because I'm still entangled with Dubem. Victor is doing quite well, and is passionate about his job, but he likes to talk about himself way too much, and seems a bit arrogant. The vibes I get off him is that he tries to be at his best behaviour when he's with me, just to impress, but maybe he's real. While I don't like like him at the moment, I feel if I gave him a chance, I'd see some other aspects of him that would make me love him.

There's Denver on the other hand. Denver is an absolute gentle man... and doing fairly well with his business. I almost said yes to him, but I felt it was coming from the place of pressure. He was putting me under a lot of pressure to say yes... he wants to get married in a minute, but I'm still not resolved on marrying him. Plus he's from a polygamous family, and his plan is for us to live in his disputed family house if/when we get married, and I feel that comes with a lot of drama. Also, he's a bit lackadaisical about his wellbeing. He doesn't seem very tidy. His car always has things strung about. I worry, too about his level of education. He has just a HND and is not in the corporate world whereas I have serious plans to get either a double masters plus lots of certifications or a Ph.D I fear there might be some sort of incompatibility years down the line. Other than these concerns, Denver is a great guy.

Then there's Bright... I've known Bright since I was in uni... he was planning a surprise engagement once, when we weren't even dating. He's the most inconsistent and confused man I've ever met. He's consistent for a aweek or two, then goes off-radar only to resurface again after a few months. But somehow he seems to believe I'm the one who's never agreed to take him seriously. But how do I take a man who's inconsistent seriously? Ideally, he shouldn't be on this list because I long cancelled him... but he called this morning and we had a very long conversation... which was short of him pleading that I calm down and take him seriously so we can move to the next level.

Now the reason I created this thread. I like having a linear focus when I'm in a relationship, but I'm unable to leave Dubem because all these other guys have one issue or the other. No, I'm not looking for a perfect guy. Dubem isn't perfect, but we've come a long way, and we love each other, and we've come to accept and understand each other as we are.
I've become impatient... I feel like I'm at the prime of my life as a woman, and I have other suitors to choose from but I'm holding on to a very precarious relationship. Dubem might as well just wake up one day and decide that our genotype incompatibility is a big deal and we should see other people... at that time, one year of my life would have gone by...these great guys would have probably moved on, too. A woman's hotcake period is fleeting. For my personal plans, I'd love to be married by next year.


Ohh. I mentioned the thing about my two sexual relationships because I made a hasty vow to God once that I wouldn't have sex with more than two men before getting married. I don't know ...God is a merciful God, yeah...But that vow still pops up in my mind now and again. So I can't go into any careless relationship, and now I can't choose.

I'm honestly confused �.
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Visits Adeherself In Her Home (video) by cray91(m): 10:10pm On Aug 01, 2020
Best Thread Title should be

THE MOMENT ADEHERSELF AND ADEHIMSELF MEETS haha
sanyablaze:
Social media influencer, Adedamola Adewale popularly referred to as Adeherself was full of excitement when Instagram celebrity Mompha gave her a surprise visit in her home.

Recall that Adeherself was recently released from custody after meeting her bail conditions on the charge filed by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.

Not long after her return, Mompha decided paid her a surprise visit at her home.

Mompha posted a video on his Insta-story and it was reposted by AdeHerself. She could be seen hugging him while screaming in excitement.

“I’m fidgeting…Mompha is in my house, I don’t know what to say guys…” she said in the clip.

Watch the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUjvMNuwNls

https://lailasnews.com/mompha-visits-adeherself-in-her-home-video/
TravelRe: COVID-19: Many Nigerian Students Are Stranded Abroad - ISF by cray91(m): 9:01pm On Jul 29, 2020
na real talk ooo 2020 is about staying alive bro nothing else after we make it through this year we can now resume our aspiration for buying benz and all haha
Wonderboy1:
Amen... The only thing we can do at this period is to stay alive..

This will also pass.
BusinessRe: What Can You Learn From This Business Strategy? by cray91(m): 5:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
yes we know it's complementary but all i know and learnt from the pictures is nomatter how you won do am

YOU GAZ BUY BREAD BY FIRE BY FORCE. you no get any excuse not to patronize them
ChuckKingston:
When I saw this event play out, I realized that you don't need to attend business school or read business oriented books to understand certain basic business strategies.

So from this picture, what lesson can you deduce from this event played out by two business people.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Mark Eid Prayers With Family At Home by cray91(m): 5:35pm On Jul 29, 2020
Na Him sabi. e no add food on my table. if e like make e observe am for mortuary!

This kind of shit ain't news worthy at all
presidency:
STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE

PRESIDENT BUHARI TO MARK EID PRAYERS WITH FAMILY AT HOME

President Muhammadu Buhari will observe the Eid El-Kabir prayers with his family at home, just as he did during the Eid El-Fitr a little over two months ago, in line with advisories from the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs, NSCIA and the Presidential Task Force, PTF on COVID-19.

In wishing all Muslims a safe and happy Eid, the President reiterated the protocols as issued by the PTF that large gatherings, as much as possible, should be discouraged. Where small groups choose to hold the Eid together, face masks are absolutely necessary, as is social distancing. Advisedly, such prayers should hold outdoors and worshippers are encouraged to bring their own prayer mats.

In order to stop the spread of the disease, the President will not be receiving Sallah homages by religious, community, party and government leaders and urges all citizens to observe the occasion as advised by state and local authorities.

He once again wishes all citizens a safe and happy Eid.

Garba Shehu
Senior Special Assistant to the President
(Media & Publicity)
July 29, 2020
EducationRe: Girl In Babcock University Sex Tape Gets International Scholarship by cray91(m):
walahi na big craze. this kind of gesture to me is encouraging more of this drama to sprout up soon. who am i to complain?

Do i need to remind anyone here that the nonsense Rubbish Big brother naija people have always condemned is now the Most Watch reality show in Naija and Africa right now

We as citizens of this corntree have lost the sense of decency and celebrate Rubbish and ignore the Academics

This is Just the beginning. more viral video loading cuz other girls too want scholarship
RTSC:
Reward for bad behavior.

All of una dey craze.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu To Meet The Boy In The “Mummy Calm Down “ Video by cray91(m): 3:44pm On Jul 29, 2020
see as God dey blow some people. most of my people my age sef never met any governor in person and not sure they will meet before they die and see this small pikin don meet governor for hin age.

God dey sha. maybe na joe Bidden of American me sef go meet next haha
Niaja4real:
The boy don blow be dat cool cool cool
Even im mama go praise the young lad las las for bringing fame & cash to the family.
TV/MoviesRe: Pastor Prince Dickson: 'Laycon Will Be BBNaija 2020 Winner' by cray91(m): 6:55am On Jul 28, 2020
Mr Pastor shut The Hell up. God don't have hand in nonsense and don't reveal nonsense
AlexReports:
As Nigerians and the entire Africa Continent anticipate the intriguing outcome of the Season 5 Big Brother Niaja Reality Television Show, which is about the most watched TV Program in Africa, a Nigeria Prophet has predicted that Olamilekan "Laycon" Agbeleshe, one of the contestants of BB naija Housemate will emerge Winner of the 2020 Season 5 edition of the program and would be rewarded with the 85million Naira star prize.

The Prophecy by Pastor Prince Dickson, the General Overseer of SRI Pastor Wealthy Nations Ministry Abuja, had on Wednesday 22nd July 2020 stated that Laycon will be winner of the Season 5 edition of Big Brother Naija. He made the prophecy via a post on his social media handle and since then, there has been several reactions across the social media space.

Though the prophecy may have come to so many as a challenge, it has also confirmed some already trending anticipation about Laycon's prospective victory in the BB naija house. Fans of other competing housemates have challenged the authenticity of the prophecy, as they called on Nigerians to disregard the Pastor's Prophecy, stressing that it was a mere gimmick, while others hailed the prophecy.

Laycon is a 26-year-old singer, whose fame has certainly remained on ascension. His affectionate story about his family, background and academic struggles has made him standout in the house, thereby attracting more fans and interest into his personality.

Laycon is in the competition with 19 other housemates namely, Ozoemena "Ozo" Chukwu, Victoria "Vee" Adeyele, Nelson Enwerem Prince, Boluwatife "Lilo" Aderogba, Timmy Sinclair, Lucy Essien, Terseer Kiddwaya, Dorothy Bachor, Praise Nelson, Florence Wathoni Anyansi, Tochukwu Okechukwu Tochi, Kate "Ka3na" Jones, Eric Akhigbe Ngozi "Erica" Nlewedim, Ezekiel Bright "Brighto" Osemudiame, Kaisha Umaru, Emuobonuvie "Neo" Akpofure, Tolani Shobajo and Rebecca "Nengi" Hampson. They are currently slugging it out for the grand prize of N85M worth of gifts in the next 70 days, since commencement of the show on the 19th of July 2020.

https://www.statepress.ng/2020/07/wow-bbnaija-season-5-winner-emerges-as.html?m=1
PoliticsRe: FG Extends Phase Two Of Eased Lockdown By One Week by cray91(m): 6:28pm On Jul 27, 2020
i wonder oo lol
Iamgrey5:
Is there still lock down?
HealthRe: Proper Way To Use Face-Shield & Face-Mask - Federal Ministry Of Health by cray91(m): 2:00pm On Jul 25, 2020
stupid thread! who facemask help. abeg comot for here make you dey chop your money go.

Whether una like it or not We have moved on we no longer care about any fucking corona again
viviangist:
Checkout the Best and Proper way to Wear the Viral Face Shield by Federal Ministry Of Health.

Let's inform them.



https://mobile.twitter.com/Fmohnigeria/status/1276417926388645888
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by cray91(m): 1:55pm On Jul 25, 2020
i dey tell you! na this kind of relationship dem dey call "he who finds a wife finds a good thing" unlike others blood sucking pussies around the world now

this guy get long and your case be like person wey no get problem but dey use hin hand cause or bring problem for herself

Walahi if i get girlfriend wey dey tell say say make we no spend pass 50k for wedding sef i go dey dance all through that year ni

your girl is the opposite of What Naija girls are known for and i'm happy for you man. just move with the flow.
Humanoid01:
Which kind wahala be this? The only thing I have to say is you have created an avenue for ladies on this forum to bash men.
TV/MoviesRe: Lilo Tries To Size Up Eric’s Joystick With Her Leg, Caught On Camera by cray91(m): 8:03pm On Jul 24, 2020
You no well haha
Focus9:
After seeing this, I felt so motivated. It changed my whole life , now I'm a successful person and became a trillionaire at a young age. I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 7 Padma shree awards , 3 Noble prize award and 5 nominations. Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this , thank you so much admin
HealthRe: COVID-19: Lagos Spends Between N100,000 & N1M Daily On A Patient – Akin Abayomi by cray91(m): 2:07pm On Jul 24, 2020
AMEN OOOO
helinues:
Na that Corona go take them one by one undecided embarassed
PoliticsRe: Zainab Ahmed: We Have Identified Plans To Generate ₦18 Trillion Revenue by cray91(m):
Generate my foot. all they know how to do best is obtain, loot, siphon, milk national cake but GENERATE never in their dictionary
Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/weve-identified-plans-to-generate-n18tn-revenue-fg/
FashionRe: Indy Voet: Belgian Artist Who Tattoos The Roof Of People's Mouths (Photos) by cray91(m): 2:01pm On Jul 24, 2020
i even think say na only me notice am haha
KindlyAssist:
This fourth guy should buy toothpaste and baking soda to clean goat � teeth. Lol
Science/TechnologyRe: How Mosquitoes Evolved To Be Attracted To Humans by cray91(m): 1:48pm On Jul 24, 2020
Don't get me wrong and don't tell me i've not left Nigeria cuz you don't know me. anyway i work abroad. so don't be quick on judging people or assuming their lives. anyway that's not the point sha, it's just by the way

My point on my earlier mention was that. i never said science was lying, or their research was false, i was only saying what's the point of telling us 3500 specie of mosquitoes for? who specie help? abi those rubbish we studied put for head for school till graduate, who all of them help. just saying all these shits don't help people in real life situation jawe. e no help everybody

Get my point and i come in peace ooo haha
SegFault:
You have not left Nigeria and you are talking. Go and do research on mosquitoes first, you never see the ones for Brazil self wey dey demonic pass naija mosquito.
CrimeRe: Video Of A Lady Arrested By Ibadan Police Goes Viral by cray91(m): 1:42pm On Jul 24, 2020
yea now i got you! you may be right! they know. it's true
tollyboy5:
Most of the ladies knows wealth don't come easily, they'll notice their bf is into fraud but will keep billing them as the steal more. Now when caught you're proving them innocent. They joyfully spent illegal money.
I'll tell you %90 of ladies dating fraudster are aware of their bf job. Its normal to deny and start crying.
People are quick to support ladies without proper thinking. I'm very sure if it was a guy that was he close friend , you won't be showing pity like this .
Science/TechnologyRe: How Mosquitoes Evolved To Be Attracted To Humans by cray91(m): 7:11am On Jul 24, 2020
they can lie sha. 3500 specie of that small thing, na because all these stupid science fiction dey ginger me now e no help anyone jawe
Bonatheripper:
This guys and their nonsense hyping


So who understands mosquito language or spoke with a mosquito president to arrive at this conclusion
CrimeRe: Video Of A Lady Arrested By Ibadan Police Goes Viral by cray91(m): 7:04am On Jul 24, 2020
Never said she was innocent man! just saying obviously just like many naija girls on these kind of occasions are just fond of rolling and going with guys once they see you driving a car with the mindset of you being rich and capable of taking care of them. thats the main point of my assertion there and there's 60percent of that lady being innocent
tollyboy5:
You're no different from Nigeria police , reading comment and watching crying lady video made came to a conclusion that she's innocent

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