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Crime / Re: Dolapo Badmus Warns School For Reciting Former National Anthem by crayfishng(m): 8:05am On Jun 03
This is a bid to be noticed by Aso rock for juicy appointments! I can bet that she can’t even recite it!!! Civil service 🐈🐈🐈

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Food / Re: Picture Of Giant Rat I Killed In My Farm by crayfishng(m): 5:18pm On Feb 26
MatrixReloaded:
From my observation in this picture, angry its a Google search also the footwear is only wore in Georgia or Texas with a denim jean shocked Looking at the rodent and the feet webs it's only a foreign rat that have pink. tongue
You are just hungry and you can ask for an arms. undecided

Bro you took the words off my mouth. I was going to ask whether na White person be this because how many Nigerian farmers who complain of meat being expensive, can afford this safety boot and denims?
Food / Re: See The Food I Bought At N600 in Lagos Today by crayfishng(m): 11:38am On Jan 27
For 600,this massive amala, kpomo and soup una de complain? Ha! You want Ogufe inside? If anything,I think thr meal is quite cheap and very affordable. I bought amala in my state for almost 2500 and I'm sure it won't be as sweet as this one here that's 600.
Food / Re: See The Food I Bought At N600 in Lagos Today by crayfishng(m): 11:37am On Jan 27
My thoughts exactly. Haa! What are they expecting? The food is a great deal!!!


BOSSkesh:
This is a good deal
Why the complaint?
Crime / Re: Nabeeha Al-Kadriyah’s Sisters Released By Kidnappers by crayfishng(m): 1:51pm On Jan 21
100 Million Naira is about 100 thousand 1000 Naira notes. How is such ransom paid without the kidnappers being caught. How do they (kidnappers) pick up the money from the place it has been dropped without being caught or trailed? There's so much going on to let you know that Nigeria as a country is a joke and thr security Agencies are clowns.

If it was an innocent citizen that made a remark about the first lady Aisha,they will immediately locate the person and arrest them but once it is kidnappers or terrorists/ Bandits, their hands are tied!!!

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣


jmoore:
Ransom paid, none of the kidnapper arrested.
Is police still your friend?
Car Talk / Re: See The Fuel I Bought For 35K. Be Careful!! by crayfishng(m): 4:23pm On Dec 26, 2023
spinna:
Fuel outside lagos is more expensive than in Lagos..

The same amount would have bought more in Lagos

He was cheated either by the pump attendant or the meter has been worked on. Ideally 35k fuel at 600/L should do almost a full tank for any Nigerian, anywhere where inside Nigeria.

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Car Talk / Re: See The Fuel I Bought For 35K. Be Careful!! by crayfishng(m): 4:20pm On Dec 26, 2023
I did the math too and there's no way 58Ltrs can be that small unless they have tweaked the meter. Petrol stations are too corrupt sha!

overdrive:
58 liters
Travel / Re: Alapere Pedestrian Bridge Collapses As Truck Rams It by crayfishng(m): 9:50am On Dec 08, 2023
You toom the words right out of my mouth. The bridge is solid for at least another 50/100 years. Its an accident caused by a driver and Govt isn't to be blamed for this at all.

Mynd44:

This was not because of materials. It was caused by the bad judgement of the driver
Politics / Re: Gov. Soludo Visits Island Town Of Olumbanasa In Anambra West by crayfishng(m): 11:09am On Nov 26, 2023
Any person that says Uzodinma was reelected popularly, is most likely not from Imo, or even the east. The person is most likely a westerner and an APC supporter who would lie to make themselves look good and drive their narrative.

Peter Obi never for once used tribe or religion to campaign. Your President Elect was the one going about saying its the turn of the Yorubas, he's the one that went with a Muslim as VP, so because Peter Obi was going to churches for events, he campaigned with religion? Lie to yourself and watch as Nigeria continues to sink beneath the abyss.

Whether Petrol turns 1000 we will sha buy it and survive insha Allah. The renewed hope you campaigned for will keep going round. Innocents and guilty ones will enjoy from it 😆 🤣 😂.

seunmsg:



Soludo is a very sensible and pragmatic person. At least, far more sensible than Peter Obi. He understands the need for everyone to work together for the common good of the people. He’s not a bigot who will declare religious war on others. He’s also doing his best helping the local people to get basic necessities like electricity and portable water. Things Peter Obi denied them for 8 years.

You see the way Hope Uzodinma was re-elected, that’s how Soludo will be popularly re-elected. Hate filled Folks like you who can’t see beyond your nose will be disgraced once again.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Congratulates His Military Wife On Her Promotion (pics/video) by crayfishng(m): 12:03am On Oct 31, 2023
He is a photographer and his office is benin city, Patrick ehimen off first ugbor. His name is ECKoncept

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian civilian man congratulates his military wife on her promotion ❤

Congratulations to them!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZyzvf1b-QA

Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has Collected The Iphone He Bought For Me by crayfishng(m): 3:11pm On Aug 15, 2023
all this una lie lie story!!! today he bought you phone, tomorrow he took it back, last week "this is why you have many boyfriends", this week "is it wise to bring your boyfriend to your house"? make una de calm down abeg!!!
Health / Re: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by crayfishng(m): 4:55pm On Aug 14, 2023
drimzsmoke:
I'm feeling generous, make I do promo give you...

Buy Tab Loratidine, use 1 daily for 10days
5% Permethrin cream, apply all over your whole body now after a bath, then wait for the next 1 to 2 weeks and apply again
Tab Ivermectin, use 4 tablets at once(3mg per 1 tablet), then use again in 1 to 2 weeks time
You can use Benzyl benzoate if you can't find the permethrin cream
Most importantly, wash all your clothes, both used and unused and spread your mattress in the sun for at least 6hrs

Thanks. i hope this works for the poster.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Bad Habits? by crayfishng(m): 2:33pm On Aug 14, 2023
Smoking cigarettes

procrastinating

High libido, Ever Hot

Love sex a lot

philandering

Bad financial management

quick addiction and quick dislike to things.

i can have sex with a lady and my M*nhood won't come up after 2 or 3 rounds but immediately another lady comes into the room, my guy stands up immediately for as many as i can have.

I pray for grace and change!
Food / Re: See How We Barbecue Rams In Birnin Kebbi Today Sallah Day by crayfishng(m): 8:22am On Jun 29, 2023
Bro it looks so tasty. Yummy. Happy sallah. The way the rams are much, I believe it would not be so expensive over there in Birnin Kebbi right?
Career / Re: How I Decided To Learn Handiwork At 45. by crayfishng(m): 6:46pm On Jun 01, 2023
Sablexxxtoons:
I swear down right now i want to learn welding and metal forging..

There is no end to learning and that mindset in Nigeria that a graduate should not get his hands dirty is what leads to stealing..

Enjoy your new and useful knowledge sir... i think i will do the same sef although I would prefer a more formal metalwork training

Can you please point a brother towards that direction or places where the certification can be gotten from?
Career / Re: How I Decided To Learn Handiwork At 45. by crayfishng(m): 6:44pm On Jun 01, 2023
solmusdesigns:
cool



Just try and get a passport and apply for foriegn visa Sponsored welding jobs, go on jobs indeed and other job portal with a euro style CV



.

But will they not require a kind of certificate for proof that welding has been learnt? It is not a bad idea you know?
Do you know any places where such certifications can be taken up?
Career / Re: What Is Your Experience As A 3rd Class Graduate by crayfishng(m): 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2023
ericmaestro:
I finished with a third class too but currently work for one of the best fintechs in nigeria with a good pay( though it wasn't an easy journey). There are some things I'll like to share with u that will help you get a good job..drop your whatsapp number so I can chat u

Good afternoon, i just came across this post and your comment. please i also do not mind being acquainted with any tip that that you will share to help a 3rd class grad like me too

my whatsapp line is:

0907 565 5496
thanks.
Politics / Re: FG Appoints Michael Julius Isiuku As Acting Auditor General For The Federation by crayfishng(m): 7:20am On Sep 07, 2022
And the person that typed the Memo couldn't even proof read it? FG Memo for that matter!!! Someone wants to spell for and they spell it as *Fof*
SMH!!
Crime / Re: Video Of Army Couple Dat Was Beheaded By Unknown Gun Men In Imo State + Voicec by crayfishng(m): 8:52pm On May 14, 2022
Stop misleading people to get views on YouTube with your posts. You said full video whereas you were talking and analysing the whole scenario. No single video of them, just a picture from a news television and Voice note. You guys hardly grow on YouTube Because of lack of originality.


Chaline22:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1v9EkoziiM

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Diane Reveals She’s Married With 2kids by crayfishng(m): 9:35am On Mar 17, 2022
I see what you mean.

SocialJustice:
The best breasts in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Senator Patrick Osakwe Dies At 73 by crayfishng(m): 10:58am On Mar 16, 2022
Lol, he use the money build hotel for benin. Best Western Homeville Plus Hotel belongs to him and is exactly opposite his house. When I was young I used to marvel at the number of cars in his compound. If not more than 50. Cars he didn't need. If We Ika people can unite and agree, we will definitely get the senate eat. Hon Nwokolo should vie for the seat and could win.

Sufferingboy:
The greedy man who did nothing for Delta north.I pity his Ukwuani people he couldn't do anything developmental project for.


Anyway � Ika people must produce the next senator of Delta north.Ukwuani people should fight to get the deputy governor post.


Ukwuani people hate development,running to Agbor for survival is what they prefer.Ukwuani elite are still busy playing chop I chop style of politics why their people perish.


Patrick Osakwe as you nor do anything for us for your 12years as senator,Na God go judge you.

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Is Cheating - Husband, Justin Dean Cries Out by crayfishng(m): 1:40pm On Mar 11, 2022
What's this one saying? Did you even read and understand the story?

tnerro1:
Oga wetin happen na, so you mean all the shaking waist and semi nude is no longer enough.

Ladies, respect yourselves, even if you go naked for him 24/7 , he will still fvck the neighbor’s house maid that is properly dressed and covered from head to toe

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Is Cheating - Husband, Justin Dean Cries Out by crayfishng(m): 1:37pm On Mar 11, 2022
Good for him. Loose girl wey dem de pass around anyhow for lagos, e reach him turn, e marry her. When you turn olosho to wife what do you expect

Peace081:
Mumu man

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Romance / Re: Mary Magdalene: Woman With 'world's Fattest Vagina' Identifies As Male by crayfishng(m): 11:51am On Feb 24, 2022
Read it properly. She is female but likes to identify herself as a male (Gay) she didn't do any trans surgery to be a woman. She's was born female and just identifies as gay which is her alter ego.


FERNANDEZISBACK:
Seriously he looks cute..I hope he is happy the way he is now.. cheesy kiss kiss

I wish most men can come out this way..cute male transgender.. cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Regulators Ignored Warnings On ‘bad Shape’ Of FPSO Vessel Before Explosion by crayfishng(m): 9:15pm On Feb 17, 2022
You got that right!!!



Egina's FPSO is a masterpiece.
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Romance / Re: She Is Acting Weird After Seeing His Younger Brother's Pixs by crayfishng(m): 6:15pm On Apr 11, 2021
Xj2020:
A friend told me that a gurl they have done things together suddenly having feelings for his younger brother just by seeing his pics that he shared on WhatsApp.
She started by asking if the younger brother is actually the elder brother. When that was soughted out she then remarked by stating that he is handsome more than twice and then moved on to ask if he is married. This is a girl that has never complimented this guy in any way.
This girl is supposed to be the girl friend of this my friend.
What could be going on here.

Na you be the person bros. If you don’t intend to marry her then let her be friends with the younger bro. Nothing wrong in spreading love na
Career / Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by crayfishng(m): 12:35pm On Apr 09, 2021
HUSTLER001:
My boss have asked her employees to either take the corona vaccine or resign. I didn't but I don't want to resign either. I'm expecting to get sacked and take up a legal suit. I still need advice though.

Why not take the vaccine? I have taken mine and waiting to take the next dose in 2 months. It’s totally safe and fine. Why are people so frantic about a drug that could save lives? Think about it. When we were kids and unable to decide whether or not we needed immunization and the polio vaccine, we were given and were fine up til now. Nigerians tend to be melodramatic a lot of times and very sanctimonious. Some will say it’s antichrist, some will say its population control. Please let’s emancipate our minds from conspiracy theorists!!!

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Food / Re: A Bottled Water Sold For N3000 - Nigerian Man Cries Out by crayfishng(m): 8:59am On Dec 21, 2020
na wa o
Politics / Re: TY Danjuma's 83rd Birthday Gift To Guests (Video, Photos) by crayfishng(m): 8:52am On Dec 21, 2020
FarahAideed:


Through which embezzlement? This man opened May and Baker before your dad and even met your mum



bros , May & Baker was founded in 1944 which is 77 years ago. TY Danjuma is 83 years old. are you saying TY dajuma made enou8gh money to open a company like that at 6 years old?

http://www.may-baker.com
Career / Re: Poor State Of Police Barracks Around Nigeria (Photos) by crayfishng(m): 11:37am On Aug 11, 2020
youthsinitiativ:
Mtcheeew

This one an 22nd century police barrack na.

You never see Nigerian police barracks my guy.

This one na American police barracks.

as in ehn , this barracks be like London compared to some kind barracks .

this is nothing

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Autos / Re: Need A Vehicle On An Higher Purchase Plan by crayfishng(m): 9:47pm On Jan 01, 2020
I am interested. Please . 08051837324
How can i reach you ?

Lambano01:

I am interested, is the offer still open. my number is 08035616663
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Car For Rent For Uber/taxify by crayfishng(m): 11:44am On Dec 05, 2019
Hello how can we apply ?

Adedcrown28:
Very Clean Toyota Corolla Available for Rental @ Iyana-paja area , 30k weekly call 08167341941, Down Payment of 1week, to show Driver's commitment. Owner might consider HP if Driver is willing.

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