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Jokes EtcRe: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Cementary Is Recruiting! ! ! by CrazyMan(m): 5:17pm On Aug 16, 2012
Homar: Can i apply for d financial keeper ( moiney keeper )
Sorry dear I'm already haneling that post. Try some other post.
Christianity EtcRe: 'jesus' Was As Black As Wesley Snipes, So Were The Jews by CrazyMan(m): 3:58pm On Aug 16, 2012
buzugee: OK AM DONE. YOU ARE JUST A SCOFFER, A SCORNER AND A GAINSAYER.
I guess that makes me the winner of the argument. Congratulations to me grin
Christianity EtcRe: "Hand Of God" Caught On Camera In Calabar? by CrazyMan(m): 2:24pm On Aug 16, 2012
boyendowed: The children are actually looking at the hand
That's definately the hand of the camera man not God
Christianity EtcRe: 'jesus' Was As Black As Wesley Snipes, So Were The Jews by CrazyMan(m): 2:18pm On Aug 16, 2012
buzugee: LOL so you are saying that the bible is describing the shoe of Jesus as opposed to his feet ? lol. and no the face was not as white as snow. the hair was white like snow. it symbolizes wisdom and stress. wise people ususally have white hair. and the hair was like wool. thats negro hair.
I want you to read this passage carefully. Matther 17 verse 2  And was transfigured before them: and his face did shine as the sun, and his raiment was white as the light.

That was his face and not his hair. This passage clearly stated that his face glowed.

buzugee: lamentations 5 vs 10 Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine.
This passage was a prayer the childern of isreal prayed to God when they distress. It has nothing to do with Jesus. Below is the full passage.

1 Remember, O Lord, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2 Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3 We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers are as widows. 4 We have drunken our water for money; our wood is sold unto us.5 Our necks are under persecution: we labour, and have no rest.6 We have given the hand to the Egyptians, and to the Assyrians, to be satisfied with bread. 7 Our fathers have sinned, and are not; and we have borne their iniquities. 8 Servants have ruled over us: there is none that doth deliver us out of their hand. 9 We gat our bread with the peril of our lives because of the sword of the wilderness. 10 Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine.11 They ravished the women in Zion, and the maids in the cities of Judah. 12 Princes are hanged up by their hand: the faces of elders were not honoured. 13 They took the young men to grind, and the children fell under the wood. 14 The elders have ceased from the gate, the young men from their musick. 15 The joy of our heart is ceased; our dance is turned into mourning. 16 The crown is fallen from our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned!

17 For this our heart is faint; for these things our eyes are dim. 18 Because of the mountain of Zion, which is desolate, the foxes walk upon it. 19 Thou, O Lord, remainest for ever; thy throne from generation to generation. 20 Wherefore dost thou forget us for ever, and forsake us so long time?21 Turn thou us unto thee, O Lord, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old. 22 But thou hast utterly rejected us; thou art very wroth against us.

Now read it carefully and explain to me how that passage proves that Jesus is a black man huh


buzugee: job 30 vs 30 My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.
This is also a prayer of Job. And like your post above, it still doesn't prove that Jesus is a black man.

buzugee: Well you still wanna dispute ?
Yea I would finally refer you here Exodus 34 from verse 29 And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him. 30 And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him.

Now let me put you thinking faculty to test. If moses spent 40days with God on top of a mountain here on this earth and his countenance was changed. How much more christ who is seated at the right hand side of God.

Do you really think his skin would be black?
RomanceRe: Can You Hug And Kiss Your Lover In Public? by CrazyMan(m): 12:37pm On Aug 16, 2012
I can't do it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Top 3 Sections On Nairaland by CrazyMan(m): 12:58am On Aug 16, 2012
I love that. I guess we proved the devil wrong once more wink
Christianity EtcRe: 'jesus' Was As Black As Wesley Snipes, So Were The Jews by CrazyMan(m): 12:55am On Aug 16, 2012
buzugee: JEREMIAH 14 VS 2 Judah mourneth, and the gates thereof languish; they are black unto the ground;
Ok I agree with you on this verse, you actually proved a point here.

buzugee: REVELATION 1 VS 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace WHAT COLOR IS BRASS ? WHAT COLOR DOES IT BECOME WHEN BURNT IN A FURNACE ?
Ok in this passage you ignored verse 14 .

Now from verse 14, His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

Note the bolded area. His head and hair were white like wool. Does wesley snipes countenance match that description?


Verse 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.
Note the bible said his feet. It didn't specify what he wore on his feet. And I'm sure Jesus can't go about bare footed, so its obvious that the bible was referring to what he wore on his feet and not his feet directly.

Because from normal thinking nobody can have a face a white as snow and a feet as black as charcoal. I strongly believe that statement was meant for the amour covering his feet or better still his shoes.

What do you think?
Christianity EtcRe: Is Making Heaven As Difficult As People Make It Appear? by CrazyMan(m): 12:35am On Aug 16, 2012
But I thought I've answered your question na, what else do you want me to say?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Top 3 Sections On Nairaland by CrazyMan(m): 12:32am On Aug 16, 2012
Don't worry dear. Those are all rumors, and even if they are true, the God I serve would protect me from any harm.

How about you? wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Top 3 Sections On Nairaland by CrazyMan(m): 12:25am On Aug 16, 2012
[quote author=pearl~hapi]you are suposed to be a pastor•what are you doin here[/quote]Lol. This is the Nairaland bord page my dear so I have every right to view it. cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Is Making Heaven As Difficult As People Make It Appear? by CrazyMan(m): 12:21am On Aug 16, 2012
[quote author=pearl~hapi]so in essence you don't sin•and you believe you are goin to heaven as a result of your righteous livin ryt6[/quote]Yea I'm glad you finally got my message wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Top 3 Sections On Nairaland by CrazyMan(m): 11:49pm On Aug 15, 2012
Front page palava undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Is Making Heaven As Difficult As People Make It Appear? by CrazyMan(m): 11:44pm On Aug 15, 2012
[quote author=pearl~hapi]seems u dnt get my kweshion•i didn't say christianity z borin•it z d best gift anyone can eva av•my issue here is,I learnt once you accept christ as your lord by confessing he's death and ressurection you are heaven bound no mata what sin u commit as there is forgveness for us both for our present or future sins•
NB÷am a child of God nd I don't c it boring•tnkx tho for your answer[/quote]I would refer you to this passage.

Isiah 1 from verse 15.  And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood.

16 Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil; 17 Learn to do well; seek judgment, relieve the oppressed, judge the fatherless, plead for the widow.18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. 19 If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land: 20 But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken it.


My dear that you're a christian doesn't mean that God would keep forgiving you most especially when you sin delibrately. God loves you so much that he sent his only son to die for you (John 3;16).

You should note that sin makes you far from God, and if you keep on sinning with the believe that christ's blood would keep on purifying you, then you would be lost from his grace. God would turn his back on you as you can see in that passage. And gradually, the devil would begin to plant all sorts of evil and doubt in your mind about what is right and wrong.

So if you really value that love that God has for you, you wouldn't do anything to offend him. You would live a righteous life and make him proud.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Making Heaven As Difficult As People Make It Appear? by CrazyMan(m): 10:21pm On Aug 15, 2012
My dear don't let the devil decieve you.

Every christian that lives his or her life the way he pleases isn't qualified to be called a christian.

You must note that once you become born again, you must have submitted your life to Jesus. Therefore your life is no longer yours, its christ living in you. A born again christian also has the the spirit of God (the holy spirit) who acts as a guide for every child of God.

So my dear, if you see christianity as a boring religion with so many dos and don'ts, it means you still have a long way to go.
Christianity EtcRe: 'jesus' Was As Black As Wesley Snipes, So Were The Jews by CrazyMan(m): 9:56pm On Aug 15, 2012
@Poster
Go and do your research properly. Those passages you put up there proved nothing.
Christianity EtcRe: * by CrazyMan(m): 9:24pm On Aug 15, 2012
@Poster have you forgottet Joshua 1:8
This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.

I can now see why so many churches mislead people these days. You prefer to read areas in the bible that suit your lifestyle and the most important ones, you would ignore them.

May God forgive you.
Christianity EtcRe: "Hand Of God" Caught On Camera In Calabar? by CrazyMan(m): 9:01pm On Aug 15, 2012
afam4eva: Pls tell us what God's hands look like.
First I haven't seen God's hand, so unforunately I have no idea how it looks like.

But from this picture, its obvious that the hand in question isn't God's hand,

Here's my proof.

In Exodus 3: vs 2-6  And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed. 3 And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt. 4 And when the Lord saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I. 5 And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground. 6 Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.

That's the first proof that the hand above isn't God's hand. God is a consuming fire and his hand brings forth signs and wonders. Not like that poverty stricken hand over there.

The second proof. Revelation chapter 1 from verse 12

12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; 13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength. 17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: 18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.

God is a spirit and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.


The third and final proof.
Exodus 14 verse 20 And it came between the camp of the Egyptians and the camp of Israel; and it was a cloud and darkness to them, but it gave light by night to these: so that the one came not near the other all the night.

God's presence brings light and you can clearly see that in this verse. The hand in question has no light attached to it. So it cannot be the hand of God.

Having come up with these facts I can therefore conclude that the hand which we're all seeing is a no doubt a Nigerian hand. Possibly the hand of the first poster.

Because there is no way God's presence would would be in that church and of all the numerous worsipers, only two small childern would witness him.

Acts Chapter 2 from verse 3
 And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. 2 And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. 3 And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them. 4 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. 5 And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. 6 Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. 7 And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilæans? 8 And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born?

This passage tells me that the presence of God is accompained by a great manifestation. God cannot just bring out his supernatural hand and begin to point. Who is he point at huh

I would conclude by saying whoever took this picture just did it for the fun of it. Because any praticing christian would know that the God we serve is not the sneaky type. He thunders and the earth trembles, he's presence is accompained by peace, love and joy. Not by confusion and doubt.

So @Afam4eva
I guess I've answered your question.
Jokes EtcRe: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by CrazyMan(m): 4:06pm On Aug 15, 2012
bunmioguns: grin grin grin grin grin, abeg no vex mr president, shitz na him food grin grin grin
Gives him a dirty slap.

bin gbagbo: and who is that crazyman eating shittz over there? i dey vex ooo!
Destorys the shanty toilet.

And oders. Everyone back to their homes
Jokes EtcRe: Why Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle Keeps Re-writing Waec by CrazyMan(m): 3:57pm On Aug 15, 2012
Its obvious, the guy certainly needs prayer.
Jokes EtcRe: Special Announcement by CrazyMan(m): 3:20pm On Aug 15, 2012
E be like say this suck away job just de shack you. Ever since bin employ you say make you de pack shit you no want make we hear word again. Wetin!!! angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Who's At Fault? by CrazyMan(m): 3:17pm On Aug 15, 2012
Nice joke
Jokes EtcRe: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by CrazyMan(m): 3:12pm On Aug 15, 2012
Oh I get it...those things tormenting you are back tongue
Jokes EtcRe: I Vex Anytime When. . . by CrazyMan(m): 3:08pm On Aug 15, 2012
larride: Slaps his head off, who do you think I am? You think its Homar? Get your a.s.s outta here now and don't ever return...idiota
Goat. After you would start complaining that bin gbago hasn't paid you. angry

Make sure I don't hear a word from you about money
angry
collects the money and put back into my wallet.
Jokes EtcRe: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by CrazyMan(m): 3:01pm On Aug 15, 2012
larride: shocked shocked shocked shocked see ghost ooooo ****running like usian bolt******
See me see trouble...who de pusure you undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Let The Fun Begins by CrazyMan(m): 2:30pm On Aug 15, 2012
larride: I see you haven't taken your medication today abi undecided
And I guess you're happy right? angry
Jokes EtcRe: I Vex Anytime When. . . by CrazyMan(m): 2:26pm On Aug 15, 2012
larride: WTF.....you are hereby banned from using Bin Gbagbo Ultra Modern Toilet.. Mtchew
Bribes him N5 to reverse the effect grin
Jokes EtcRe: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by CrazyMan(m): 2:11pm On Aug 15, 2012
larride: Erm, what are you doing here crazy man huh ****beats him up until he faints**** don't ever come here again undecided undecided undecided
Na dat chewing stick way you hold for hand, na em you wan use beat me undecided

Rushes to larride, ties him up and throw him out of here. angry
Christianity EtcRe: "Hand Of God" Caught On Camera In Calabar? by CrazyMan(m): 1:47pm On Aug 15, 2012
@poster
Does that hand look like God's hand to you huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Members Ask For The IMMEDIATE ELECTION Of Moderators by CrazyMan(m): 1:42pm On Aug 15, 2012
Funny
Jokes EtcRe: Let The Fun Begins by CrazyMan(m): 1:02pm On Aug 15, 2012
[quote author=MOGUL.O]God help you!

Dr. bin take this man to ur hospital and place immediate medication on him![/quote]That pako hospital way d roof de leak abi angry

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