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Thank God; I hope this one lasts.

pinkywall:
hello people, so now I've found the woman's number that my "so called husband" is cheating on me with- A.K.A his "sugar mama" they are both in nigeri a (me in u.s like a dummy was filing his papers for him)

If they’re both in Nigeria and you’re in US as you claim, then how were you able to find the sugar mama’s number?

But I need it now papa, you said you would give it to me; now you’ve changed your mind.

Why you de deceive your pikin na; abi you want make I de like you?

We thank the lord.

Everywhere de as e de.

How about Lagos, I heard it's now a mega City?

Acidrop. . .

Na wao long time; so you just choosed to ignore me totally abi?

Money first wife second.

Hope it makes sense to you

Ty how you de.

That was a nice comedy joke

It makes no sense keeping in touch with your ex; such practice would only ruin your present relationship; once you’re through with someone, forget about him and move on with your life.

I myself I don’t think I would feel very comfortably if I notice that my girlfriend still contacts her ex; so in order to avoid unnecessary quarrels, let your ex know that you’ve found someone who loves and cares for you better than he did.

I'm on Laff strike so I won't laf

Then kill am first so that e no go kill you.

Impotency can be treated; but if the lady needs sex so urgently and she can’t resist the urge; then she should go for vibrators, cheating on an impotent husband is a crime sin; also, if her hubby finds out, he might divorce her on the grounds of marital infidelity; so she won’t have a share in his wealth.

So if I were her, I would lay low until I’ve gotten every penny of my share then I would em . , em … you know the rest of the story.

clemcykul:
this is my crazyson in whom am wel pleased

So can I have my check 0f 5million Pounds now

Look for someone else; if she truly loves you, she would put on the ring you gave to her, and you two won’t be having unnecessary misunderstanding like you stated.

But the truth is that she doesn’t know what she wants, most ladies are like that; they keep you on hold and open the door for other guys. . . if things don’t work out, you would see them coming back to you and begging that you give them a second chance.

Don’t let her use you as a rebound; get over her and look for someone who would take you more seriously.

Hmmmm.

It would depend on my relationship between that relative; if we're very close and he gives me some weight cash after his trade, I don't think I would turn him in.

But if we're not close maybe I see him once or twice in six months, and I start hearing rumors that he's into 419, and I have confirmed it, then I would turn him in.

Hello my dear Nairaalnders.

Please beware of the latest trick dubious people are using to dupe unsuspecting victims.

First they would send you a message with MTN’s number telling you that you have won N1million; they would put a phone number and ask you to call it for claims.

Once you call them, they would tell you to go to spring bank or unity bank with your ATM card; you would log it in and call them; when you call them, they would now ask you to click on cash transfer; they would give you a pin code which is the amount of money you’re transferring to them, and also a security code which is the account number you would be transferring the money into.

The moment you type that pin code and security code and click on proceed, the money atomically disappears from your account to theirs.

They did this to a member of my church yesterday, and duped him over a hundred thousand Naira; that’s why I decided to post it here so that you would all beware.

MTN has even sent text messages to all is valuable customers tell you to ignore fraudulent texts like that.

So open your eyes and beware.

Don't feed this people; if they need money, let them work for it.

And what would that be?

Tell him to fast for fouty days and fourty nights.

No food, no water just dry fast; I’m sure that at the conclusion of the fourty days he might look normal.

Lola don't answer him.

Let's continue our private discussion.

Good write up; I think it makes some sense

I don’t think talking to your father would be a good idea. Since he’s your dad, he might not really take your advice seriously.

What I would suggest is that you look for an elderly man in your family or a religious person (Pastor or Imam) depending on your religion. Pour out your heart to that person and am sure that you would achieve results.

Good luck and send my regards to your mum.

Yea lola really long time.

I came back to propose to you; I hope you're still single.

Which pap again

Behold I commet, and I shall take my flock with me into my abode.

How do you all do.