₦airaland Forum

owobokiri:
lol. . una no dey shame? where is your pride as a human being and as a citizen of an oil producing country? Why this begging culture? How many years after independence? Everyday like an IDP country, you are receiving aids/alms! Are you cursed?China will 'dash' you 5 tootpicks, Japan will dash you ten cars, britain will dash you 20 ballot boxes, now America is dashing you 6 laptops.

The other day, the british were sitting as tin gods as they graduated your soldiers! None of you had your ego wounded by that? This after how many years of independence? I mean,even pakistan and india train soldiers for you. Lebanon biulds roads for you. . , endless, what next? Bhuthan lends leaders to you?

Your almajiri culture has now been effectively transfered and domesticated at the national level while fellow oil producing countries soar through effective and inventive management of their resources. And i ask you loquacious irritant again; where is your pride? your dignity? Good grief.

Chidexter:
And a father to my daddy lmao. Groundfather ko, Groundnut ni.

nmreports:
Are you serious? That is terrible.

I'm not saying gays should not have the freedom to have their own programs or whatever may be but at least let the kids grow into matured adults when they have the capacity to determine their sexual orientation.

If the govt of where Nickelodeon was produced or DSTV cannot regulate this such that children are given enough time to be 18 before deciding what sexual path to follow then I can successfully conclude that it is downright evil and it is an effort to inject sexual perversion and early ideas about homosexuality into children.

crimebusters:
Hisslam is a religion of piss

Vendoor:
Who really care about the poor sef...

Category1:
Yeah the CBN is to be a few weeks ago I can't wait for your ...................

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
I don't understand these.

bebe2:
That is ehh??

The so called uncles are the worst.

Few weeks ago while we were in Nigeria, one of my uncles in law casually strolled into my husbands family house to visit my parents in law only for him to meet my husband in the living room.

They briefly exchanged greetings , within a minute he has started asking my hubby for money. My hubby laughed and said no problem go and greet my parents I will see u before u leave.

He refused oo, insisting on getting some green leafs
" dollars" my Hubby was trying to introduce our 2 kids to him , saying baba, I came with my children but this man refused to even take notice of the kids rather followed my husband to our room and I greeted him. Ahhh my wife u are here, gud ask ur husband to give some green leaf. By then my husbands eldest sister came in jokingly saying don't worry he will see u later. But the man refused ooo, by now I was boiling mad, my husband gave him 5k he refused that he wanted green leaf. Dats when my sis in law took the money from my husband and stylishly took the old man out .

It was so embarrassing, he then went to greet my parents in law before coming back to our room to pray for my husband and thank him for the money.

obailala:
Please when will they make a device to hide pot-belly?

buygala:
Girls of nowadays mostly stylishly gauge a man's dicck size from his trousers immediately after they gauge his wallet size >


Chest na irrelevant extra

aieromon:
See old man kneeling down and posing for the camera!

I can just imagine his children seeing these pictures.

Children will be like daddy,why are you kneeling down?

richidinho:
Chai... Very bad

Ever since this man from Daura was sworn in.......

RoyalMail:
Guy, hope all is well? Is this your first time on Nairaland?

papawemba:
Everything is now scarce in Nigeria: Dollar, Tomatoes, Rice, Intelligence, Common Sense and just name it...

Endougs:
Cool

brunofarad:
Rip















IRONY OF LIFE............living things cease to live at a time........while the things we term non living things tends to live forever.






Life is funny isn't it ?

onatisi:
Please which bank has the best internet banking services in Nigeria?

DLondonboiy:
when we say these things they think we are joking...

just for a doubting Thomas or two...I'd give you 3 quick ones...
1.Osinbandee LIED when he said he spoke with Buhari. Nobody has spoken with Buhari. I don't know what he stands to gain with these lies..

2. Buhari needs rest/prayers.... He is seriously sick. I don't know why they are hiding it from the public.

3.Buhari would not come back on Sunday!!

I rest my case!!

MadCow1:
What s the difference between Cattle Herdsmen and Cattle Rustlers..



20 Marks..

DLondonboiy:
the President didn't come back today again o
should we wait till tomorrow then??