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Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by crismark(m): 6:57pm On Jun 21, 2023
abbey621:


I never said it will be higher than black market rather if official channel makes it easy to transact in dollars, no scarcity, no limit restrictions on deposit and withdrawals etc. If these things can be put in place, majority of sane people would prefer to transact using official channel than black market. E.g. You want to pay school fees for a course abroad or buy a car abroad from a dealer? There's no reason you shouldn't be able to do that through your bank!
Government can't just make USD easy to access na. It's not our official currency.
Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by crismark(m): 7:03am On Jun 21, 2023
seborrhic:
Good.
Once it converges around the parallel rate,further improvement will be seen.
A good part of what made the parallel market rate high was the round tripping.People would buy from the banks through connections and sell to the black market or the banks would hoard the dollars they buy from the CBN at favourable rate,sell to abokis and make huge profits while claiming in forms they sold to businessmen.
Why would anyone now sell to abokis if u can source from the bank.
Abokis too would in losing market have to bring down their rates or they lose some patronage particularly when people know there are fraud and counterfeit risks involved in trading in the black market.
What are you even saying?
You drink abi wetin?

The bolded statement is the dumbest sh*t I've heard in years
Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by crismark(m): 6:59am On Jun 21, 2023
abbey621:


Yes but its value should not be comparable to the main market.....At a point the black market was doing more business than official market which is plain unacceptable!
Black market still does more business bro.

Official rate can never be higher than black market rate.
People wil still prefer to sell in the black market.
Stop deceiving yourself
Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To N756.61/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by crismark(m): 6:50am On Jun 21, 2023
nedekid:

Bank go give you?
You still have to fill that cbn website to apply for pta, bta, school fees or medical etc. Worse still, they now demand for 3 years tax clearance certificate. If you don't have that, you will spend atleast 200k processing one.
Leave the mugu.

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Business / Re: Naira Begins Recovery After Float, Closes At ₦‎664/$ At I&E Window by crismark(m): 12:31pm On Jun 15, 2023
wallarwallar:



It wud be very hard for you to experience anything good in life if you don't believe in good things but always want to destroy others . The other idiot that claimed to bought dollar for 761 shud show us evidence . The fact that your candidate loose d election does not mean others can not deliver to us the new Nigeria we want only if you don't want to be part of the new Nigeria
Oga dollar is 761 here in lagos island.
Stop disgracing your family members
Business / Re: Naira Begins Recovery After Float, Closes At ₦‎664/$ At I&E Window by crismark(m): 11:38am On Jun 15, 2023
theophorus:
Some of these moves will make some people become Poor but it will create some form of equity.

Notice the AbokiFx guys are not complaining but if na people from one region like that dem go say dem dey destroy their business begin claim Victim.
You people are just too dull to assimilate this news. Nothing concern aboki FX, nothing concern aboki on the streets.

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Business / Re: Naira Begins Recovery After Float, Closes At ₦‎664/$ At I&E Window by crismark(m): 11:36am On Jun 15, 2023
cybertron88:

They will now hav. All those dollars CBN was using to defend naira, will made available to banks. Aboki rate and bank rate no go pass N10. A lot of those overnight aboki millionaires will look for another trade. Wanted to buy dollars today for on-line purchase on AliExpress, I just told myself to calm down to months end.
Dey play.

You will have access to dollars aside PTA, BTA and medical? You people don't understand english.
Business / Re: CBN announces unification of FX windows, stops Naira4Dollar scheme by crismark(m): 11:27pm On Jun 14, 2023
Blackhacker:
Here is the what the news is all about for those of you with small brain:

CBN announces operational changes to the Nigerian FX Market: segmentation abolished, I&E window becomes the main segment. Willing Buyer, Willing Seller model reintroduced. Government-related transactions based on preceding day's I&E window rate. Prohibition of trading limits on oversold positions, permission to hedge short positions with OTC futures. Order-based two-way quotes reintroduced, cleared by a Central Counter Party. Order Book reintroduced for transparency. Trading hours from 9am to 4pm. RT200 Rebate Scheme and Naira4Dollar Remittance Scheme cease on June 30, 2023. Further guidance to be communicated. Participants urged to comply.
You still pack confusion give us.

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Business / Re: CBN announces unification of FX windows, stops Naira4Dollar scheme by crismark(m): 11:21pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ogene001:
Tinubu has destroyed abookis after deceiving them with Muslim/Muslim ticket and dancing in Kano. Peter Obi used to say these things but Tinubu was fooling around to deceive northerners when he had similar plans.
You don't even understood what you've read😂😂

Tell us how it will affect aboki?

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Business / Re: CBN Floats Naira - Allows Banks To Trade FOREX Freely At Any Rate by crismark(m): 4:15pm On Jun 14, 2023
Globad:


Exactly

Dollar hoarders will offload

Speculators will offload

Foreign investors will come in

Dey play.
See as dollar scarce die for here
Food / Re: Photos Of Crocodile And Monitor Lizard Caught By My Brother And I by crismark(m): 9:47am On Jun 12, 2023
SavageResponse:


These ones are juveniles that's why you were able to catch them so easily.

Tell your brother go catch an adult croc with his bare hands let's see grin
If his brother sees an adult croc on land, he will definitely get it. He caught the one he saw. Move on bro
Food / Re: Photos Of Crocodile And Monitor Lizard Caught By My Brother And I by crismark(m): 9:44am On Jun 12, 2023
BigBen23:


Why not keep them and make out a family with them. Especially the crocodile. If it's a female, it maybe pregnant
Who the crocodile go mate with?
Business / Re: Customs Plans To Ban Second-Hand Clothes (Okrika) by crismark(m): 3:48pm On Jun 09, 2023
KingSatan:
Please let the poor breath!

Used clothes are sold everywhere in the world. Stop making it look like Nigeria is the worse place on earth.

These strange and wicked policies are nauseating.

I repeat, let the poor breath.
As in ehn.
There are plenty of thrift clothing shops in US and CANADA. Wetin this old fools dey feel like

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Politics / Re: Petrol Price Jumps To ₦‎350/ltr As Queues Return by crismark(m): 9:22am On May 30, 2023
HacheNoire:


Price per liter in Saudi Arabia is $0.62/liter. Are we paying that much in Nigeria? That’s what subsidy has been cushioning.

It’s time we step up!
You smoke loud?

Does the dollar have the same value with naira and saudi riyals

Quit smoking bro
Food / Re: Went To Hilda Bacis Restaurant To Eat. Pictures And Prices And Review Included by crismark(m): 3:11pm On May 29, 2023
TheSuperX:
Their are better restaurants in Lekki not the trash owned by a call girl.
Folixx buka worse pass hilda own sef...
All of them for that lekki na packaging.

I ate from a yoruba woman that sells under an umbrella, funny enough her's taste better than all those hilda and folixx. They just use AC full person eyes..

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Family / Re: I'm A 102-Year-Old — Good Sex Is My Secret To A Long Life by crismark(m): 10:30pm On May 27, 2023
dahmie2013:
She never mentioned "sex" in her narrative.
I was confused sef
Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Walk Naked For 5million Naira ? by crismark(m): 3:20pm On May 22, 2023
Patrickyemi:
Ha, na so poverty hold Nigerians ?

Why not make cool cash on YouTube simply by making top 10 soccer videos. Let me teach you. Mention me if interested, hold your 1k sha. It’s not free.
Show me your YouTube earnings
Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Walk Naked For 5million Naira ? by crismark(m): 3:18pm On May 22, 2023
chatinent:
The way you are calling ₦5m as if it's long life and prosperity.


₦5m isn't a dream catch, uncle.
Abeg come and dash me
Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Area Commander To Take Over Case Of Alleged Assault. by crismark(m): 12:21pm On May 02, 2023
BlissB:
Eze Mark?
Atare Blessing grin grin

How have you been?
I have searching for your number
Chat me 080
Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Area Commander To Take Over Case Of Alleged Assault. by crismark(m): 6:30am On Apr 24, 2023
BackFromBalablu:

i pray you don't get to a situation like this and someone describes it as " clout chasing" as you've just said smiley
I won't come online and chase clout.

I no knw the nearest police station?
Abeg leave all these social media people.
Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Area Commander To Take Over Case Of Alleged Assault. by crismark(m): 5:21pm On Apr 23, 2023
Clout chasing
Sports / Re: Hiba Abouk: I Need Time To Digest The Shock – Hakimi’s Wife Breaks Silence by crismark(m): 10:47pm On Apr 19, 2023
Jennyclay:
The most funny thing about this Hakimi saga is that broke, poor and wretched men that don't even have single property are the ones putting this matter on their head like gele undecidedundecided. #1 they don't have, they can't even send common 5k to their girlfriend/wife to buy common body cream.

Shame!! Shame!! Shame!!!!!!
E shock you too abi?

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Crime / Re: Heartbreaking Scenes As Victims Of Bandits Attack Are Buried (graphic Video) by crismark(m): 1:22pm On Apr 19, 2023
slivertongue:
It will never be well with bandits
It will be well with them ooo..
Since northerners have decided to close their eyes and be loyal to their politicians
Crime / Re: Lynched Driver, Temitope Olorunfemi, Buried In Ondo (Photos) by crismark(m): 1:25pm On Apr 18, 2023
yesloaded:


Not at all sir

I've not

But even at that, only competent court of law can pass judgement not angry mob

We still remember ALUU 4

Jungle justice is not an option
Have you ever experienced horror from these set of miscreants?

Robbers, Yahoo plus guys, scammers?
Have your family members been killed or hurt by these people?

I was actually against jungle justice until the day robbers stabbed a man on his wrist vein because of a phone. They man bleed to the point that the nearby hospital rejected to admit him. He died in our present. You can imagine the pains these bastards have put in the heart of his family. They have even widowed his wife. Who will take care of his kids?

Guy! Since that day, I stand for jungle justice as long as they killed the person that committed the crime
Crime / Re: Lynched Driver, Temitope Olorunfemi, Buried In Ondo (Photos) by crismark(m): 12:35pm On Apr 18, 2023
yesloaded:


Any evidence?

I no dey there that time btw
You haven't seen the full video?
Crime / Re: Lynched Driver, Temitope Olorunfemi, Buried In Ondo (Photos) by crismark(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2023
yesloaded:


Don't get me wrong sir

I'm not saying the person he killed deserved to die

Nobody knows what happens, maybe he drives recklessly or his break failed
Yeah but don't look at it from one perspective.
The Mobs were actually trying to save those accident victims with the guy's car until they saw fetish items.

A live tortoise, woman's pant with blood etc were found in his car. I won't lie to you, I would also think the same as the mob did. That guy wasn't an uber driver.
Crime / Re: Lynched Driver, Temitope Olorunfemi, Buried In Ondo (Photos) by crismark(m): 8:49am On Apr 18, 2023
yesloaded:
Illiteracy is a very bad disease. How could you quickly conclude that someone is an internet fraudster just because he rides a nice car and dresses well?

Under normal circumstances, everybody is supposed to dress well. You are addressed by the way you are dressed

Those uninformed and illiterate just wasted a precious soul who's trying to make a living for himself by picking up taxi jobs

May his soul rest in perfect peace.
So the person that died due to his reckless driving deserves to die

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Business / Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by crismark(m): 8:55pm On Apr 06, 2023
inoki247:
He go buy you 1000 British Pounds shocked shocked shocked


We dey always pray Abt millions he reach out turn we start to dey earn that same Million he come turn Valueless u no fit even use am buy Land for inside GRA buh jus a plot of land in one local bush...


Imagine having 20m nd u still dey the category of a poor man d money no fit buy u land for GRA talkless of building nor a good car wey no be Tokunbo wey panel beater don beat him life....
How will you say with 20m you'd still be categorized with poor?
Are you high?

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Sports / Re: Frank Lampard To Become Chelsea's 'caretaker' Manager by crismark(m): 9:14pm On Apr 05, 2023
Lol
Properties / Re: Notorious Ota Land-Grabber Elijah Adeogun aka Killer Arrested In Ogun State by crismark(m): 12:53pm On May 17, 2022
Land grabbing is a common thing amongst southerners
Crime / Re: Mary Stella Osim: Missing 26-Year-Old Lady (Pictured) by crismark(m): 12:15pm On Mar 24, 2022
ceejay80s:

Where she lives isn't important to anyone, someone can can get missing in surulere and be found in Ogun state or mile2, that's why there's a phone number and her photo on her poster incase anyone finds her..thank u
Continue assuming
Crime / Re: Mary Stella Osim: Missing 26-Year-Old Lady (Pictured) by crismark(m): 10:05am On Mar 24, 2022
You pple are not ready to find her.

Common to put location where she lives is a problem.
Goodluck in your search

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