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MsSteph: i Love patoranking. but eniola na who draw eyepencil for ur brow like that? kilode my orobo sister?

thank God say no be only me see that tido

dwilliams: Sending recharge cards 2 b*tches,dat will end up using the credit to call other dudes wey no send dem sef.

I feel ur pain brother

This doesn't make me less hungry than I am right now.

pheyikemi: @ Op, can't find ur name on the list.

but op I saw footballer there not MOG or I'm I blind now?

Injera: See pretence.na you holy pass abi.free her.

people like you are exactly why I find christianity these days trashy.
If we are all sinners,then men of God should all stop preaching and understand that we are all sinners and can't help being sinners.

Sarah a: my brother that was why christ came to the earth. He did not come for those that believe or have clean heart ,but for those who are sinner's so that he can change them from the part of destruction.

I'm tired of reading this stuff,is this the new alibi,the essence of Jesus dinning with sinners was not to show just compassion,but also a means to draw this siNners to him.

I can bet my last kobo that none of the pastors of cossy's church have talked to her concerning what she does,but celebrate her as every other member.

Abeg we should stop taking Gods grace for granted with alwys using the Judge not scripture,abi no be the same scripture dey talk of chasetisement.

BloggingIq: when am done, you would be begging for more, there are smacks, and there is still smacks, you will like my type

do well to inform those that care about you sha before you embark your journey.

That way they can atleast trace your...

Osas001: That's one chance, they are everywhere.. I fell in victim of dem in Abuja, bt they took jst 11k from me, and few months after dat I saw one of dem again and he was saying bros, u suppose knw hw e dey go, I was furious dat day, bt I look @ him and asked him, the 11k, what difference has it done 2 u, and wit my friend dat pleaded, I jst had to let him go... Well.. Jst be careful n knw people u take pity on while on the street of nigeria becuz its poverty dat pushes dese fuckerz to do all dis.. Cheers!

if yours happened the way that of the Op did,then you were just plain greedy,not necessarily trying to help.no offence pls.

fyneguy: Hmmmm I actually did. I did not add that part so that some people that knew my story wouldnt identify me

That was why I said ''I would fly a bike to and fro.'' I collected N2k because I paid N1,500 for a cab that took us from Allen to Isheri.

nwa aba

Wetin dey baffle me be say these 419 them dey use the same punch line,abi them no get another pattern.

BloggingIq: I could help you out there, smacking

smack naw,that's if u will live to tell the story.

I hate it,but two days ago I found myself wearing that,even though it was at night,I was so uncomfortable,I wanted to smack myself for doing that.

divex: didnt make this up. Its a true story. There are things happening in this world that you can never know. I myself have been told that i am the reincarnation of one woman in my villa, she had only one child and he was born 29th oct. Can u believe i also had my dota on 29th oct

you do realise you are typing this on a public forum?

speedyboi: Hypocrisy!
Shallow thinking!
and more full this thread!

Of all things to criticize in the industry, this is what you think is important?

If you want to start criticizing delusional movies (leaving behind the fact that movies are not documentaries and not necessarily meant to be 'the real situation'), Hollywood movies and all other woods will come before Nollywood!

what will you say about;
A. -A single criminal defeating a battalion of well trained soldiers like say na ice-cream dem dey drink for army their whole life. Is that the situation in real life?
-In a movie like Olympus has fallen for instance; first part of the attack in white house, the Police or whoever were practically coming out of the building to be killed. I'm sure 'the grrreaat' american police force wouldn't be so dumb in real life, would they? ,
-Or in all action movies where lots of people could've taken the criminal at once, but they always prefer to go one by one... to be killed ofcourse - How realistic is that?

B. -And that sh/itty british movie titled slum dog millionaire where people in the slums can speak proper english. Is that the real situation in India?
-OR another unrealistic part: the real slum little boys they used in the beginning spoke Hindi; then the India little actors (who were obviously from middle/high class family in real life) they used when the boys grew up (like 11years kinda) suddenly started to speak proper English without attending school! How real is that anywhere in the world?
-OR the who wants to be a millionaire questions that were turning out as 'fate' BS. - please save me! And the cheap questions that were being asked sef: Infact, who wants to be a millionaire in Nigeria have asked the name of 3 musketeers as a first question before, but lo and behold, that was the ultimate question in the who wants to be a millionaire in our 'slumdog'. mtcheeeew...what A load of crap!

C. Or about anywhere apart from US, UK, Australia and likes being depicted as the worst place on earth in hollywood movies. No? Lemme tell you what a typical shallow minded person thinks about these countries due to 'HOLLYWOOD'
- Russia / Russians - Terrorist Nation
- Korea - Terrorist nation
- Africa - Jungle with people and animals whining and dining together (even though me wey they live here have never seen a wild animal in my life sef). Other times, Africa is a desert with no houses.
- And probably the first movie they will shoot in India, India is already being given the first impression of a slum! And another stereotype begins!
And incase you haven't noticed, almost every bad guy in American movies always have foreign accents!

C. And 'about accents of people who arrive from abroad' that people always complain about...the fact is their accents are as shitty as the ones foreign actors speak in movies about other countries (despite the 'language coach' they get). There's no movie where actors are expected to speak like another country that the people of the country didn't complain about the accents. Even british people complain about Charlize Theron's accent in the movie 'Snow White and Huntsman). That's just how it is; unless you've lived somewhere for a while, you can never have their accent! If na to say few words, then the language coaching might be effective.

Conclusion: Delusional stuffs is not limited to Nollywood! Infact, it is mean't to happen! Why? Because it is a movie! There are are better things to discuss improvement on. It's good to point out things like this, but you need to know, it's not a reason to bash any industry!

well I don't get what you are trying to prove here,but let me just assume I did,you are saying that hollywood also does the crappy things nollywood does.

Ok first of all,majorly movies should be entertaining(that means it should be able to take your mind away from the disturbing issues at hand)one should get lost in it,that's where suspense comes in,I'm sorry but most of our nollywood do not offer this.

you know the beauty about crap is packaging(making something silly appealling)and that's where hollywood has got it all,they are both crap right? But I will gladly be stuck to a badazz taking out an entire police force than be stuck with Mercy Johnson in a 5mins long verbal war with Ini Edo over who stole whose boyfriend.in other words no appealing action.

About the accent part,who really cares abt how the tongue rolls,when they are other juicy offers to tick you off.

Bottom line:they may all be crap but the difference is pretty clear.all other points of urs,I don't need to say more.

ALL HAIL NOLLYWOOD though.

peppy luv: I expected u to defend urself by saying u were joking. I saw u viewing but u didn't comment again. Ashamed of urself right? Yea,u shud be,with all the insult you have received for ur silly comment u still didn't say a word. Obviously you meant it. *smh*
Product of too much strike!!

peppy why naw?

You just finished that person.

jay bee: A very ridiculous pursuit IMO. Saw first hand today how some men can be so cruel
I saw two Nigerian couple arguing on my way back from the hospital few hours ago. The husband was literally shouting at the wife and of course she was sobbing and all. I initially thought they were arguing because the wife was pregnant or something along that line.

I got into my car, drove out of the car park only to find myself right behind the couple's car. The husband suddenly stopped his car and chased the wife out of the car. I immediately stopped as i was right behind them and knew something terrible is happening between the two.
I asked where she was going and offered to drop her. She entered my car with tears running down her eyes so i asked what the problem was.

I couldn't believe it when she told me the man is upset because the scan they just did revealed they are expecting a baby girl. Apparently this is her 3rd pregnancy and she already has two daughters. I was gobsmacked, angry that a so called husband can drop his pregnant wife in the cold all because she is having a baby girl.

I'm actually still very upset because i can't believe how some people can complain about the sex of a child when tons are still praying to just have one. Grrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh

you see exactly what am worried abt.human beings are just too cruel.

Battering a woman physically and emotionally over something they both have no control over.

Area-Fada:
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Not necessarily true dear.

If a boy doesn't come, it's not the woman's fault. But to say that a male is not important in the family is to demonstrate an astounding disconnect with our African culture in favour of Western culture that promises a lot but delivers little.

Here the European country in live in, over 55% of my work colleagues have divorced at least once already. Some are going through their third divorce and they're not even 50 yet.

So it's not exactly the romance/matrimonial el dorado that our African women believe the lax Western culture offers.

If it happens that a boy is not forthcoming, you would do well to lovingly explore how your man is taking it.

I have several male relatives, some have 3, 4 or 6 daughters, no sons. They are all quite happy.

I understand you very well,even as a woman,I want both(boys and girls).but kindly go back to the post I quoted and you will totally understand where I came from.

It beats me that its just a do or die affair for some men and even women.

OrangeHokage: female children don't continue legacies and bloodlines male children do.. And forgot this equaltiy shit everyone one is Tryna put up now female children have never been recognized and will never be. Even the bible says so..

with men like this,one can't just help but hate the idea of marriage.

Cos if probably one can't give birth to a male child,he will not just stop at hating you(the wife)he will extend the hatred to his own children(females).

Next thing the woman goes loco due to emotional trauma.

sheedy407: When Goldie died,she wasn't celebrated like this,please enough of Nelson Mandela

don't you get it? Icons are celebrated not just anybody.I saw a post that talked abt celebrating a rep member and his likes.

Until someone tells me which leader in this country is worth celebrating,I will keep celebrating Nelson Mandela.

I don't know any except google go dash me one.

myOGAonTOP: i dont have her digits. Maybe i can get yours.....

you wish

lyfe: Did you know America is not a Continent

did you know that you dont know that America is a continent as well

Ariyke: Happy Married Life Sanyeri Sanbante

who is he? Pls don't say celebrity.

mascot87: The man get money pass u & ur fafa join together

let me pretend I didn't read that.

ammyluv2002: Wanted to be a lawyer but found myself in French Department. ....French job I no see

do I know you?

This guy is a clown,minister ke?

Sunny_bobo: Enemies from within.

for real? I know this guy,he's based in Yenagoa.I always knew he was a funny man.

I don't know how to drive

Period!

Nice one Op,but I wished you made it elaborate like the person who wrote on lasgidi cos frankly,the above mentioned could pass for any city.

Tenk

myOGAonTOP: Pls dont laugh: Young lady singer from Kd wanted to work on her album in some dude's music studio. Dude called me to work but i was all booked up so i declined. Months later i come hear scores. Dude obviouly couldnt handle the young lady's cuteness (and terrible vocals) professionally so he decided to get a cheap lay. He prepared indomie deluxe-style and laced it up with a wrap of maria juanito. The gal gladly accepted and went out. She came back and with giant wrap of suya. She ate the indomie and offered suya to the guy. Minutes later, the guy started feeling funny. Unknown to him the gal laced the suya with Sk when she suspected something fishy. She made away with the whole cash around, sound cards, his keys and his external hard disk. Smh

give me this babe's number plsssssss.

MDMA: It depends. The first time I took weed, I had a very bad experience. It's usually called a bad trip. That was February this year. Before then, I've lived almost my entire life with Weeders. I take alcohol too so, for me. I thought alcohol was the best and final high.

I know a lot of weeders who can't stand a bottle of small stout. I was also skeptical about trying to smoke weed for fear of asthma cancer etc. bear it in mind also that my brain has been hammered with all those parental scares that weed causes madness. So I was not interested in it at all.

However, on that fateful day, I was bored to death nothing to do. I turned on my PC to listen to some nice songs by Owl City. Then my weeder pal came in with stuff and started wrapping (or whatever you people call it) and asked me if I was interested which I declined. I told him I no fit amoke am.

There are many ways to kill a rat he said, that I should try eating just a pinch. Well, I obliged and what started as a pinch multiplied when he came in with a can of Heineken. I ATE TOO FUCKINGG MUCH!

First, the song I was listening to (with earplugs of course) sounded felt so extraordinarily beautiful that I began to doubt my senses. I was like, abi no be the same Vanilla Twilight Owl City wey I dey hear before be dis ni? Everything was intense and clear, the closest example is to compare palito radio speakers to Beats by Dre's output. After about 2 minutes I jumped off the chair and shut down the PC. I was beginning to think something bad was about to happen...

I told my friend I was not feeling fine. I was getting unnecessarily hungry and my heartbeat had increased tremendously. I felt like a heart attack was coming.

My bro told me to calm down. He said I should have smoked it. That edible weed is a lot more potent than when smoked and that the high would wear off soon enough because I didn't consumed much. I was being deceived. This was around 12 in the afternoon and about 30 mins after I ate the stuff.

He told me to take a bath and just feel free and at ease with my self, and savor the moment. I couldn't savor anything! My brain kept conjuring images of heart attack and mad victims. I was scared shitless but I tried to appear cool.

The the munchies began: excessive craving for food. My stomach was rumbling. By now I had accepted my fate and decided to let the weed run its full course on me. But the hunger was not excepted. I've always wondered why these people would consume massive meals after a nice joint. When the hunger became unbearable, i decided to leave the flat for a roadside canteen. As I just comot my room like dis, i felt like falling! Everything was taking a kind of form or the other. Everything felt hot! The sun was too bright (or so I thought) being a creative person, I felt like I was in a movie or something. I went back and told the guy I couldn't go alone. He noticed I was tense and decided to follow me. We went to the canteen and I devoured 300 Naira hollow rice with no meat and 2 pure water. The rice tasted like heaven! I'm telling you. It was as if my sense of taste was being jailbroken or unlocked

I hope you are noting some points (advantages) all along...

We trekked back home and for unknown reasons I became very talkative. I couldn't stop rambling. And in between my ramblings. I told him this shit felt good. I was tripping real good. He was assuring me " you see now everything is fine, I told you" grinning. I was also grinning in response. This was around 12:35pm or so and I felt like I had already drown 4bottles of big stout (I'm talking about the high)

So, my friend told me to go back inside take a nice bath and sleep off pssszt. How I prayed it would be that easy. Once we were back home, it was hell. For no reason I started feeling scared again. I was jittery and I tried looking at the mirror. My eyes were bloodshot puffy and swollen. And the paranoia started again. My friend tried playing Damian Marley & Nas' Distant Relatives album to lift my mood but no it wasn't working. I hated myself. And with each passing minute kids noticed the 'high' rising up and up.

I started complaining to my friend about phucked up I am and how scared I am. He told me to chill the phuck out. This time less reassuring. I felt like I wanted to crap. I hit the toilet but the urge vanished just as it came. Then I went back to my friend and asked him how long it will take for high to last. He said 2 hours at most. It was already 1 o'Clock and I felt 1 more hour wouldn't kill me. Just the assurance that I will be fine in an hour lifted my spirits and I thought 'why not make the remaining hour a memorable experience?'

I jumped back to my PC and fired it on only to google for how long it takes edible weed to run it course. The result was mind blowing: up to eight hours of total mind brick fuckery high! Something died inside me right away. I was convinced I was going to run mad. And my messed up brain magnified the thought 1000 times.

I tried watching Spartacus. It felt like I was watching a 3D movie. The blood, the gore. My eyes were sunken. My heart almost bursted. It was like a train wreck coming...to end it all, my friend left me all alone in the room. I was very unhappy. The high was going up and up. My brain was muddled up. I had no idea when this is going to stop.

Then.

I started having delusional visions. A lot of my childhood memories came back, all those friends I lost contacts with, the ones that died. It felt like I was reliving memory. It felt good and bad. But I had no choice. I was all alone trapped in my messed up mind. I tried doing something creative, maybe write a song, or a movie script or stuff...I had no motivational support. I questioned a lot of things about my self, my existence, my denials, especially about weed and a lot of popularly held belifs that scare people away from experimenting with stuffs. I wasnt scared I was high, I was scared because of these reasons

1 I took the weed with Alcohol.

2 I was sure beyond doubt that I took much more than the normal dose for the 8 hour high. Which escalated my fears. What if i took dose for 24 hours high? Highway to madness. This was around 3-30pm I tried closing my eyes and see if I can sleep. Once I closed my eyes, everything felt beautiful. Right in front of me was a fluid motion of psychedelic colors presentation. So beautiful and yet so eerie...I couldnt sleep. I was scared I'd already be mad by the time I wake up. So I'll prefer I still be awake and experience it first hand.

Then

I started having mild memory loss. I actually doubted it at first, so I called a friend to come over. I told him I wasn't feeling fine. He's an experienced weeder so I was expecting moral support from him. He came and once he saw me, he knew I was high.
I started hallucinating. He assured me I will be fine. Told me to take my time. I started speaking grammar. Then the memory loss came back. I would be having a nice conversation with him for about 5 minutes then I'd suddenly forget what we were talking about. Shit was affecting my memory. I was like God. Stage one, Memory Loss.

My new friend kept reassuring me everything will be fine. He blamed the guy that gave me the drug. He told me I was on overdose. So my brain is actually straining itself to work out the very complex mathematics that the weed has introduced. We both did a lot of research on the internet and I was scared but relieved.

By 6PM my mind was BRICKED. And for like 10-20 mins I felt like I didnt exist. In reality, I felt nothing.

My brain was rebooted when I started feeling some sort of electric impulses going up and down my spine. My other friend told me everything is fine and said he thought I was sleeping or something.

By 7PM I decided to go out and I almost got knocked down by a car. My brain was calculating bullshit! We hit a bar and I took over 4 bottles of fayrouz. I think it calmed me down a bit and we went home and I lay awake. Worried and scared. Up till around 1 am midnight

I didn't know when I dosed off but I woke up around 10 am and was feeling very refreshed and relaxed. I thanked my stars I had no problems and I was also happy I had the experience. It paved way for a lot of thinking and a different perspective on the intricacies of the human mind, and social behavior.

Well here it is. Edible weed is very potent! I've had weed about 2 times after that and the experience was beautiful. This was partly because I was more prepared and also because I was with people I trusted. Dont ever do drugs where you feel threatened or worried.

If you ever feel like doing weed or drugs in general, do a lot of research. Don't jump to please peers. In the end you're the only one riding the train!

Don't believe everything people say.

Also you can check this links to know more about how Psychedelics work.

http://www.disregardeverythingisay.com/post/9331287956/the-visual-components-of-a-psychedelic-experience


http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Cannabis.shtml





Before we became born again, we were all once sinners.. .

(To be continued, pardon my gbagauns)

you could be a good writer you know,especially when its got to do with weed.interesting,makes me really wanna try it out.

IykeWest: Am definitely gonna smoke and eat weed before this year end,probably cook or put it in dah family meal and video them doing shit,nd me lafin mah assz off!

me too,cos I just had a new... That smokes weed,am beginning to find it sexy.

Wish me luck guys