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MDMA: SK, also known as Skunk is a very potent strand of marijuana. A hybrid of cannabis sativa and cannabis indica species.

One of the strongest types of weed out there. It's known to keep people high for over 10 hours. Doesn't have the signature weed smell!

This is the kind of weed that leaves you sitting there giggling for twenty minutes, your legs numb, your mind completely bricked, and your hands so twitchy you keep scratching your crotch or whatever you lay your hands on.

Nairalanders una no go kill me,btw u be prof for weed?

dspecialist: Lwkmd

Op u don make disgrace my self for public wit laugh...see as pple dey look me .

Guy be like...I think you should be fixing more of that brazillian hair your friends fix...I'm still a student living off my parents pocket.

So am like babe I can't afford it,and he's like I can't afford it too...but u know I like girls who look"neat".
Few days later guy is seen flirting with my friend Amaka who can afford a brazillian hair.

I gotta run after "mumu yahoo boys" in order to afford a brazillian hair that my 3.7CGPA boyfriend cannot afford but is supposedly crazy about.

Don't blame me I don't wanna lose my boyfriend to a babe who could meet up my boyfriend's taste.

Mtcheeew...broke azz niggas be taking out their frustration on nigerian girls while envying the rich dudes.

lorretta u: what do you and your likes gain from these useless generalizations?

I've seen this post as a joke on several sites even FB and I'm sure the OP put it up too as a joke. Just see how bitter you sound?

If you're heart broken why not go somewhere and nurse yourself back to health before coming here to pour hate on ladies

Yea girls are myopic but guys are hypermetropic. I hear you.
How many of you look at a woman's inner quailites before u get attracted?
What you do is follow booobs and asss like flies after shyte. Then when you get messed up you come here to pour hate on babes because you didn't see beyond curves to know the good qualities before falling like a sack of feathers.
If you keep meeting fake superficial ladies,it's because you're what you attract. Good ladies exist and are being married every saturday by deserving men.

Fake life wanna be guys like you will keep running after fake asss babes while the fake asss babes will keep running after the rich yahoo boys and you'll keep ranting in pain and hate until you decide to see more than curves and sex in a lady.

What quality do u even have that will make you desirable to women?
You're here hating on the rich guys. As if them dash you yahoo you no gree do.
If you see opportunity for yahoo sef na two hands and legs u go use grab am
Loser.

5100 likes,infact a bottle of red wine for you.

TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.

After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs.

Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people.

Feel free to correct me.

this guy must have been jilted by"the supposed love of his life".calm down,I understand.

Meeeehnnnn! S hit happens!

adexsimply: Village girl

like I said...I gree

Joavid: I got drunk last month,and that was the first time I took whiskey or real alocohol,at a friends house party.
I just kept staggering,falling,saying all sorts,infact I was wild!

I woke up the next monrning and everyone kept talking about it,they be like "jo took one glass and a half and she went nuts,she begin speak phonetics,dey rap
"I didn't even know I vomitted on the bed I slept.
I was embarrassed.

sis,I can totally relate to this.

Mehn I keep saying I can't survive here...pple be like village girl...mehn I gree o.

[quote author=mrrock]@dryakson.
Thank you my brother for the assistance. When you take your time to check the dictionary you always find out Mr. Patrick is making a lot of sense.
And don't mind these empty noise makers everywhere on NL.
[/quot are you suppose to understand him while he is speaking or after speaking.so each time he speaks we have to go consult the dictionary before we understand.at this point its not abt how correct he is,but how well you are able to understand.

ore like that 1960 clown!

Well,can you blame him...in this country one does anything and everything to stay afloat or drowns.

sweetkisses: She's pretty but the mom is beautiful

pls what's the difference?

joshua idibia: When u have 2much sex wt dirty girls/boys,(mostly girls) u contact der body odour. I remember a frnd of mine dt WAS dating dis fish seller. He ended up smelling lyk a fish,(OKPOROKO)

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this one.

sugaarbear: Body odour and mouth odour which one worst pass Lol

I was about asking this same question.
Guys which do u prefer?

«—M®×L¹MPºPº ™:
God bless you holme! for educating and enlightenin the lame egocentric ugly warri vulture. Sincerely, my joy knew no bound whn i saw your rectification. its unambiguous & unequivocal vhat the plug-ugly obdurate b*tch jus wna impress & form ITK for us wit those implausibe & ridiculous doggerel she've been plagiarizing frm Grammer sites & Today fm's ''MindUrGrammer' radio program. may God bless you 1ce agn in surfeit, for refuting her nonsensical baseless assertions.

oga this post is somewhat harsh naw,abi you know the Op from somewhr,cos I no sure say na this grammar post na I'm warrant this kind talk

AdannayaBella: She is a Radio and TV presenter. She is mostly known for Morning Drive Show on Rhythm FM, Lagos as well as some red carpet events interviewing.

thank you

obadiah777: lol crazy dude. if he was in naija he would not be homeless and begging for food. all these fools just want to be in europe even if it means eating out of garbage cans. for naija someone for arrange garri and groundnut for am

welcome prophet,but why u leave prophetic matters come here naw.

ichommy: That is Toke Makinwa Ministry for you. I trust she will attend.

pls what does Toke Makinwa do? I just read her name on every celebrity thread,is she an actress or a song star

Sincere answer pls...

The album title is quite different from the average nigerian album title,I can only hope the content is too.

@Op cool review.

::Andrew:::
Common madam don't be that like that, am driving and typing.

why should you even drive and type?now wey u don start,u don call witchcraft?

Efewestern: My gf was telling her friend that if she see's a guy that will pay her diary n do her marriage, that she will break-up with me & leave me to that guy!
Just imagine n she z just 19...

there are so many things funny about this post.

Aggrippa: in naija right now bleeping is a way of life, if you cant bleep regularly people will say you are not smart that you are a dullard and a fool! i am not surprised morality has been thrown to the dogs. because of this particular issue no one is sympathizing with ASUU. to succeed in naija one has to cultivate a healthy bleeping habit. bleep through lovepeddlers, marriage, friends with benefits, sugardaddies and sugarmummies. if you are not bleeping you are wrong! because bleeping is natural and very important recipe for success so long as Nigeria is concerned.

mehn! You are so right.fu..ck.in is a way of life now.people don't see it as a big deal.it has gotten to a point a guy walks up to you and goes straight to the point I want to Bleep u and vice versa,you will be xpecting the.person being told that to return a huge slap.

No,one guy or girl has just been fu.c.kd

djkaneo: Hollywood movies get mumu names wey pass our own

true talk,I just saw one oyibo movie ATM,can you imagine that?

If na naija now...

dinachi: Shut it! are you one of Clara's Lesbian partners? cos my elder sister in enugu is telling me that the Clara in question was a known hardcore Lesbian who just used her runs to enter the Governor. So the question remains: are you one of them?

your elder sister must be Clara's lesbian partner too.after all thief know thief

uote author=biafranqueen] Nne am telling you they better beware it has never and will never be well for for husband snatchers and randy husbands I propose we stop this white wedding nonsense and go back to swearing at the traditional that if you cheat your life is finished![/quote]seconded

shejane: Psalm 126
When d Lord turn again d captivity of zion(my life) we were lyk dem dat dream

same here,I wanted to type this when I saw your post.

Chillisauce: You should go for eye check, you are getting old

he's right I saw six,when I read his post,went back to check.the person standing is on a face too.

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adexsimply: doing good..you?



your diary

I knew you will ask that.

To be continued...

Boll2010: But Op u aint wise jst admit it.........the way you pictured the design was not from an entrepreneur perspective at all.......next tym keep the money for 4months in the same account,after four months invest the money into a small bizness.....by that you wld v gained some intrest greater than 20k......let me help you out if you had that 800k you wld setup a gud bakery biz,rather wastin tym sayn no employment,n if u v a job,then it wld be a bonus pay.......now capital is gone to stat sumtn,u left with 20k wey no rch boys spend a nyt.......if you invested the money I'm sure if the bank later get to knw they wld v paid the money n come back looking for you......n if you knw ur rights the bank wld v to give you limited tym to pay back their money,ny so doing you wld v yield intrest........jst my view........but God knw say I no go pay am back,cuz bank self no go pay me back! And for the man to give 20k it shows if he was in your shoe,he won't return the money.......use ya brain........when life throws lemon make lemonade.......them dangote,adenuga,otedola........were all smart with their first dough

...and he just said to himself I'm a very smart guy.

Got that.

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nutty_hnic: The baby wolf is really beautiful.

The grown up wolf are too wolfy..They should find a way to do away the hairs

byvan: They don't look that bad

I was even thinking I'm going to see some kind of a beast,you know,those kind you see in movies.

But sha...