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CrimeRe: Police Officer Shoots His Wife Dead In Ikoyi Prison Barracks, Kills Himself by Cryomancer: 3:13pm On Oct 29, 2019
NOETHNICITY:
I'm the police have had to harass maybe due to ur unrefined appearance

I move freely in this country and have never had to be harassed

Check urself bruv, u are so pained and the police er peppering you sooooooooo well that you have lost all sense of composure
You still don't get it.... Lol.


Mehn i pity your dumbness. Where did i quote i was harassed. Because you and i move freely doesn't mean others do, even though they have nothing incriminating on them.

Don't worry you'll understand someday, keep living in delusion..... Such a pity
PoliticsRe: FG Spent N321.23bn More Than It Budgeted For Subsidy In 2018 - Sahara Reporters by Cryomancer: 1:06pm On Oct 29, 2019
"What is Subsidy?".... Buhari 2014

"Subsidy is a way of enriching the pockets of PDP"..... Tinubu 2014

"Occupy Lagos".... Femi Falana and Co. 2012




2019... We are still buying fuel for N145 per litre and even paying for subsidy in billions too...... Who is fooling who?





Jonathan was clueless but this APC and Buhari are so dumb to the core that they even performed worse than what they criticized in 2014/2015.... Nigerians will get sense by force before 2023

CrimeRe: Police Officer Shoots His Wife Dead In Ikoyi Prison Barracks, Kills Himself by Cryomancer: 8:22pm On Oct 28, 2019
NOETHNICITY:
You're such an uneducated fooool

If it would help let me educate a little; Not all policemen work in crime division

There police doctor's
police engineers
police nurses
police pilots
Jokes on you Sir.... Mr educated, I've said what I've said and if it pains you so much, you can join the police force too and die a sorrowful death.

All policemen will forever remain miserable. It's a curse. Deal with it or you quit the job if you're one.
CrimeRe: Police Officer Shoots His Wife Dead In Ikoyi Prison Barracks, Kills Himself by Cryomancer: 3:52pm On Oct 28, 2019
A very good development... Karma is just starting with them.

You can't keep extorting the public and expect to live a happy and fruitful life......


More curse upon every policeman out there.... May they die a very painful and sorrowful death.


No RIP to waste..... Rot in hell instead.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Cryomancer: 2:58pm On Oct 28, 2019
saynotocultism:
Those of u thinking about shit, i am no longer a member of that shit called NBM doesn’t mean I can’t kill . I am a fucking blunt soul . You that sent me a PM with your real moniker threatening how to behead me and all that .

You went for a job interview last month and I failed . You where recently in the technology market place to sell a used iPhone 8 . You dropped your phone number and immediately I replied with ur number , you went to the post and deleted it .

Your location last week : Ibadan , alakia
Your location this morning : ajah close to destiny homes estate , close to the Michelin tire outlet
Your location at 10:10 this morning : shoprite close to emperors estate


I will use you as a scape goat for others to learn .
Hahahaha... Somebody eyaf price market today....

Please teach that person a big lesson abeg so that others can choose their battle wisely....
PoliticsRe: NBS Says Nigeria's Total Public Debt Stood At N25.70trn In Q2 2019 by Cryomancer: 8:05am On Oct 23, 2019
Ladies and Gentlemen... Your'e officially welcome to the next level..


Buhari and FG can incur more debts as the wish please, the tribalistic and sentimental Nigerians are solidly behind you. You have nothing to worry about. Their children will pay for it.


it's too late for Nigerians to have sense..... Goodluck to Buhari, Nigerians don't deserve Patience

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Cryomancer: 7:30am On Oct 20, 2019
zealousB:
Lolz! Your comment cut sharp like razor. Kilode
I wish I also had someone to give me insights before I took the job.

I ran away after 2weeks of resuming oo... I cannot come and go and kill myself because of 45k job.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Cryomancer: 4:01pm On Oct 19, 2019
scave:
Pls who has knowledge of jumia customer service intern, the benefits attached and job security?
Like some already told you, the pay is 35-40k and can only pay you if you live around the area you're posted to intern.

You'll go through a training for 2 weeks and afterwards you'll learn under someone for another 2weeks before being given a desk and computer.

You resume by 9am and sometimes close by 10pm with an hour break. You won't have access to your phone that much because of workload on ground.

As for the part where you'll be retained, your chances are 5% out of 100..


I hope these few tips help.
AutosRe: SOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op): 5:47pm On Oct 10, 2019
SOLD
EducationRe: Sex For Grades: ASUU Calls For In-Depth Investigation by Cryomancer: 6:19pm On Oct 08, 2019
Hahahahah.... I laugh in korean... imagine ASUU investigating what has already been investigated

An apple doesn't fall far from its tree.... Its always easier to tell, when you see a useless association/ union that fights a deceptive fight.

A union that claims to represent the university, lecturers and its students are being called out before they can condemn a disgraceful act, tells a lot about the union itself.


They are all the same and I won't be surprised if nothing is being done by them on this issue after today.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Elections: Plot To Disqualify Musa Wada Ongoing, 20M Bribe agreed - PDP by Cryomancer: 10:19am On Oct 07, 2019
The government of a nation is a reflection of the citizens.

I stopped having pity for Kogi people the day Yahaya Bello went to his home town and was spraying money around the streets, while his people cheered him.

Yahaya Bello will share cups of garri and packs of spaghetti to secure his votes in Kogi state and the people will gladly vote him in and come online to wail about not being paid salary..... and the trend continues in other states too.



PDP shouldn't bother themselves in Kogi state because Yahaya Bello is going to win the election not because he will rig the election, but because of the gullibility of the youths and state workers in Kogi.
PoliticsRe: Court Denies Agba Jalingo Bail by Cryomancer: 3:36pm On Oct 04, 2019
Let's join hands to applaud this current government for a job well done in trying to gag the media.


Buhari is leading the way, and others are gladly following... Till it becomes a norm to imprison anybody who dares report or criticize the government.




Nigeria can never get it right again, with the present type of youths and politicians we have.
AutosRe: SOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op): 5:27pm On Oct 01, 2019
Still available...
PoliticsRe: DSS Operatives Arrive Abuja Court Ahead Of Sowore's Arraignment by Cryomancer: 9:52am On Sep 30, 2019
Buhari is back in town, our DSS have suddenly become very active after taking orders from the chief judge and executor Buhari..


Nobody is even talking about why the president will nullify an order given by a lead court in Nigeria and re-arraign Sowore on his own terms and condition.

This country is already gone to the dogs, and what pains me most is that 90% of its citizens are yet to realize it because they chose to live in delusion and self denial all in the name of tribalism and religion.
PoliticsRe: Ahmad Lawan, Sultan, Others Attend Independence Jumat Prayer (photos) by Cryomancer: 2:48pm On Sep 28, 2019
The problems of the country are praying to God to help them solve the problem of the country.... See confusion sha?

Tomorrow CAN will also hold their own prayers too, for God to solve the problems we created ourselves.

Afterwards, everybody goes back to their evil, sentimental, bigoted and selfish ways and be expecting God to heal the country.

We are too religious in this country and that has been the number one problem because it has hidden the truth from us and divided us the most.

PoliticsRe: Resign, Clear Your Name And Make History – Ex-minister To VP Osinbajo by Cryomancer: 4:43pm On Sep 27, 2019
The Yahoo-Yahoo pastor will rather resign as a RCCG pastor than to resign as a Vice president to clear his name..


The more you look, the less you see...
PoliticsRe: Sowore: SERAP, 48 CSOs Calls On UN, AU To Caution FG by Cryomancer: 4:24pm On Sep 27, 2019
mercyviv:
MEANINGhuh huhhuh
Meaning Buhari's madness will soon lead to his doom. He refused the release of Dasuki and El-Zakzaky after a court order but nobody is calling him out over that. Now he wants to do same with Sowore and that is only gonna prove to the outside world the Tyrant he truly is.
PoliticsRe: Sowore: SERAP, 48 CSOs Calls On UN, AU To Caution FG by Cryomancer:
There is a popular proverb that goes thus "He who the gods wants to kill, they first run him mad.."


The Nigerian government and Buhari is already running mad and i see Sowore banking on their errors to give himself a household name in the history of Nigeria.

Buhari will never release Sowore because he has learnt from his mistakes of releasing Nnamdi kanu who only grew bolder after his release... We all know Sowore will fly outta Nigeria and use his media houses to decimate the current administration after his release, this exactly is what Buhari is scared of.


The toothless DSS is waiting for approval from Buhari before they can release Sowore. Femi Falana and other concerned members of the public should kindly go home and wait till Buhari return from his globe-throttling before they can take up the case, or else, we all know they are just wasting their time. Buhari is the new Legislature, Executive and Judiciary in town, it so sad this is what the present administration has reduced Nigeria to.
HealthRe: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by Cryomancer:
Best ways to keep that place healthy are...

-Have sex more often with clean girls

-Avoid getting bl0wj0bs from girls with long teeth

-Avoid wearing boxers for more than a day

-Avoid tight shorts or trousers

Lastly and most importantly,..... Always bathe regularly and shave regularly..
EventsRe: 5 Money Tips You Wish You Got Before Your Wedding by Cryomancer: 3:50pm On Sep 27, 2019
True talk OP.... It's so sad that most people don't realize that the wedding is just for a day, while the marriage is for a lifetime. What's the point in feeding the whole nation on your wedding day and go home to drink garri afterwards??


I'm not sure of doing any wedding sef.... All i'll do is pay the bride price, do a light traditional gathering of both families, go for marriage blessing and use the money i would have spent on the wedding ceremony to go for honeymoon in Seychelles or Maldives....


God bless my fiancee for having and sharing such a great idea with me...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria At 59: Which Day Or Moment Is Unforgettable In The History Of Nigeria? by Cryomancer:
The few unforgettable moment for me are..

- The day i'll finally leave this sh!thole country

- The day we found out it was Atiku that killed John Wick's dog (A very painful day)

- The jubilation on the streets on the day Abacha died

- The day another political party was voted into power in Lagos state (The day is yet to come)

- The day Buhari was voted in for the second time as president (A very dumb move)

- The day FG started disobeying court orders but will run to same court to give someone else a restraining order.

CrimeRe: 3 Slay Queens Beat Fellow Slay Queen, Stripped Themselves Unclad by Cryomancer: 11:42am On Sep 26, 2019
The cameraman had only one job, just one job....In all honesty, the person who made this video really did a bad job... What is the purpose of making a video when he/she can't focus on the main part of interest? If i need a full fight video, i can watch WWE or UFC but fights like this are one in a million.

That cameraman needs a serious beating..

CrimeRe: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by Cryomancer: 8:01am On Sep 26, 2019
This is always the end result when a government agency has refused to be useful in dispensing its duties in the right areas.


The EFCC has been so useless in recent times because they have become a political dog and can only bark when their pay master says so.... Therefore to keep themselves unnecessarily relevant, they've decided to clampdown on innocent citizens all in the name of chasing the imaginary Yahoo boys just to extort money from them.


I won't be surprised if EFCC starts arresting road side food sellers too.

PoliticsRe: $9.6bn Judgment: P&ID Says No Negotiations, UK Legal Battle Resumes Today-punch by Cryomancer: 6:37am On Sep 26, 2019
P&ID should go ahead to deal with Nigeria big time and teach them a lesson on how laws of contracts works in saner climes.


Nigeria and its citizens are fond of breaching contracts because they know nothing will happen afterwards.
FamilyRe: Ghanaian Bride Carrying Her Husband While Kissing Him by Cryomancer: 6:03pm On Sep 24, 2019
My baby my baby.... na where e dey end be this.

Never allow any woman call you her baby..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Cryomancer: 1:55pm On Sep 23, 2019
Mosunbabe:
I got a mail from Kennedia Consulting for their Executive Trainee Program.
Does anyone know what this is pls?
Is it Legit plsss
Kenedia consult is very real... However you must be prepared for unexpected questions during their interview.

But i must warn you not to put your mind too much on it because even if you pass their interview, you might end up not being called because they put people on their waiting lists and forget them there most times.


Wish you goodluck Sir
AutosRe: SOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op): 1:50pm On Sep 23, 2019
Waiting for the lucky buyer
AutosRe: SOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op): 6:32am On Sep 20, 2019
kunki90:
1m
Nice offer Sir... But that vehicle up there is way more than that Sir because of the good condition of the vehicle.

I'm not a car dealer, I'm only selling it to upgrade.
AutosRe: SOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op): 6:08am On Sep 19, 2019
Still available

AutosRe: SOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op):
Thanks to all who called....your pockets won't run dry.
AutosRe: SOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op): 2:56pm On Sep 16, 2019
Clean interior and engine bay, no check Christmas lights on the dashboard

AutosSOLD....Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 1.2m by Cryomancer(op):
Neatly used Honda Accord 2008 model for sale with everything intact.

Make: Honda Accord

Year: 2008

Transmission: Automatic (Selects perfectly)

Service history: Up to date

Upholstery: Leather

Steering Control: Yes

Color: Wine (not first body, but the paint job is top notch)

Inspection: Any day

Location: Surulere, Lagos

Price: 1.2m (Slightly Negotiable)

Contact: Call/WhatsApp

N:B
Please bring your mechanic or juju man when coming for inspection, for transparency sake.


For more pictures and information, please contact me on the above number. No low ballers please. Thanks

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