₦airaland Forum

Hamachi:
:oYou sure say na clear eye abi something follow am.

Have you met my sister?
She is a catch.

Best graduating student na play?
Their children no fit dull.

Sounds like my brother-in-law.

And my sister dey show am pepper.

I pity the guy sometimes.

Nigerian police are very useless.

Case wey Dem for use shine.

Very useless.

That woman should leave and never look go.

Many women have gone to the great beyond.

Why would you beat your wife?
Why?

Person wey no be your pikin neither is she your fellow man.

That was why their prime minister came to Nigeria.

Tjra:
Children of hate and perdition will soon start weeping on this thread.

Wherever there is sorrow is where you will find them. A race of anger and bitterness.

Give me one thing you have benefited from tinubu since he entered.

Child of love.

The only thing that have been saving us is that we don't have strong enemies.

No wonder our politicians shy away from taking string geopolitical stance like south Africa or Egypt.

Where is the military to back it?

Is it the yatch ordering, pepper soup guzzling Nigerian general that would go face to face with a mistral class submarine from France?

Egyptian Navy: 4 Submarines, 0 yatch

South African Navy: 3 Submarines, 0 yatch

Algerian Navy: 2 Submarines, 0 yatch.

Nigerian Navy: 0 submarine, 1 yatch.

You don't need Einstein to tell you the clown in that list.

A Navy that is asking for a yatch instead of a submarine.

Is that one a Navy?

No Wonder, an American submarine spent nearly a month on the coast of Nigeria and nobody knew until they left.

Does she have an Olympiad?

That's the only test of global prowress I know.

Nigeria since inception only had one bronze in the junior category of the international mathematics Olympiad.

When countries like china , Poland and India win gold in almost all the categories.

She is brilliant ofcourse, but until she is tested in the mathematics Olympiad for her level and gets to the semifinal, let alone winning a bronze, then we should tone down the hype.

Nigeria allowed the apc band of renegades propelled by Yoruba bigoted vuvuzelas to deceive them and vote in a useless buhari.

A man that was not destined to be president of any country was forced in by foolish Nigerians.

It's like these Ladies don't know the country they are in.

Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world.

How many men are even employed, let alone rich?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-08-23/us-targeted-his-assets-nigeria-s-made-him-budget-minister

This is the same man that is giving character recommendation to tinubu.

You can't make this shittt up.

Nigeria is like an episode of black mirror.

This man was the finance minister for abacha.

Abacha's money man.

That's who tinubu placed in charge of our budget and finance.

Patriotsleague:
It's not politics, state funds should be used for state expenditures, we must end this impunity, we supported Tinubu because we know he is a democrat, Tinubu must remove anyone that wants to tarnish the vision and plan of his presidency. We never liked the fact that he sorounded himself with someone like Wike. EFCC must focus on politicians, they are with the common wealth of Nigerians, not going into university chasing so called yahoo boys, we should be serious in Nigeria. We know our biggest problem in terms of corruption and waste and pilfering of national and state revenue, are politicians and people in public service. Let's stop pretending and be true to ourselves. This is shameful.

It's better to say you supported tinubu because he's from your village, than to claim that you voted for him to fight corruption.

Even a new born baby can't be that stupid.

DARLINGTON869:
It is at this point that I fully and without any atom of doubt believe that this country is indeed gone to the dogs in power. For a politician in Nigeria to say in broad daylight that his godfatherism attitude and blatantly demanding 20 billion monthly is justified, is nothing short of proof that our nation is currently being governed by wolves and heartless humans. JUST IMAGINE.

Mad people are now in charge of the asylum.

Criminals in high and low places.

I weep for this country.

Too bad.

You already know Nigeria has no hope.

In some places, if you say this, you would be arrested on the spot and tried for corruption.

In china, they would hang you.

Nigeria don go.
If you still have hope for this country, you are a fool.

Majesty7:
You are an idiot. The writer deliberately put yacht so that fools like you will swallow it. Show us where the Navy are claiming the #5b for the yacht.

You are genuinely stupid and they know how to fool you

The writer?

Which writer?

Something that was clearly written in the official documents.

Nitwit.

Majesty7:
Nigeria presidency doesn't have any. The so-called yacht are ships for the naval base but you Nigerian news will twist the narrative

A yacht is not a naval ship, you clown.

It's a pleasure boat.

Navies don't operate yachts, billionaires with more money than sense do.

Dodada:
Too many mumus dey this country. Presidential Yatch is NOT for the president. It is part of the Navy Fleet. Its name is just PRESIDENTIAL. Go school una no go go, make u na see una lives for outside.

Give me one navy in the top 50 countries of the world that has a yatch for its president?
Just one.
These are countries where a single state or province is richer than Nigeria as a whole.

You are an ireedemable clown, and you deserve a banana republic.

abhosts:
I remember all the clowns that fell for government propaganda that Subsidy was evil.

I am fully in support of yacht for all Governors and LG chairmen too. After all, deranged Nigerian masses believe that more money in government coffers would benefit them and not the thieving kleptocrat they call leaders .

Ordinarily, that would have been true if you had someone like obi.

More money in govt hands would mean more projects, more foreign reserves, more savings and stronger currency.

But under a waster like tinubu, there is no point removing subsidy.
He is going to waste it on corruption.

Imagine the level of waste in Lagos that this man has presided over for years.

Despite the high IGR, no single welfare scheme for the poor and the unemployed.

Now you know why.

bemeruca:
Does the United States or the UK have a presidential yacht?

Dem no born any UK or US president to even think about a yatch.

Who will approve it?

codemaniacs:
Because a rich man has built house on a street with dirt road, no street lights, no street gardening e.t.c does not mean smooth road, street lights, street gardening will magically appear.

Debts also have to be paid.

The reason why you are not benefiting a single thing from the IGR is because after all expenses, debts e.t.c has been paid there is no more money to give benefits to the indigenes and most indigenes already work in their respective state governments so they are already getting benefits.

Apart from indigenes benefits, I don't know who else you want to give benefits..

We are not benefiting anything because crooks are in charge.

Tinubu is said to buy a presidential yacht.

That's the kind of man that has been in charge of Lagos resources since forever.

What kind of positive impact do you think such a fellow would have on your life.?