₦airaland Forum

VOsimhen144:
Go to a nearby store and buy the following:

1 cup of Grocery - N250
Floating berries - N200
Sweetener - N50
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N500
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The above would last you for 3 days if soaked wisely. Then use the remaining N500 to knack olosho for obalende under bridge.

geesilver:
I use my money to buy goods for a female friend I barely know out of pity to help her stand on her own. After selling them all, she refused to pay me back and later deny knowing me each time I call her on phone, then the next thing she did was to block me totally. I regret helping her.....

verybadmouth:
I'm a farmer bro.

verybadmouth:
The upward trend in food prices is not entirely negative, as it will eventually lead to increased wealth for farmers. However, the true concern lies in the unfavorable economic conditions where individuals experience reduced earnings or complete financial deprivation.

Fuckyoumod:
was a typo error.

Fuckyoumod:
where are you from? Because you are definitely not a Nigerian.

In Nigeria there is no middle class.
We only have the rich and poor.

Leaving in Lagos port Harcourt or Abuja does not make one a middle class.

easyfem:
Thank GOD say na wifi I dey use to read this mumu story

mrvitalis:
Anyone who believes Nigeria is anything above 100 million is joking

I laugh at them saying Lagos is 20 million

Lagos that 40% is still untouched bushes? Before going argue use Google Earth don't come and disgrace yourself here

95% of Lagos population live at the center... East is bush, West is bush

Nigeria population is maximum 100 million

DoTheNeedful:
I am not impressed. What about exposing the culprits? What about prosecuting the economic saboteurs? What about making them a deterrent? Why was the vessel destroyed?


I don't think we are really serious as a nation in fighting criminality.

westlius:
This weekend I had to go see my wife to be church that I would love to get married in there church, I went with a bottle of Drink (my mother inlaw told me to go with it). When I met the pastor omo the requirements pass bride price
1) He said we must get him a wine and an envelope. (Wine 2k cash 5k)

2) We would go see his head pastor with a Wine and envelope (Wine 2k, Cash 10k, transportation 5k)

3)I will pay for the marriage certificate he has forgotten the cost (My estimate 10k).

4) I will pay transportation for someone to go to Benin Edo state to get the certificate and register. (Estimate 30k from Porthacourt)

5) 5 men of God will come with there wives i will cook for them, I will give his wife money to cook ( I heard its 50k)

6) I will inform the church people i want to marry i will bring a cartoon of malt and 2 carbin biscuits (6k estimate)

7)I will give the pastors transportation and thanks for coming
(Head pastor 20k/second in command 2 persons 10k each (20k)/ the last 2 Persons 5k each thats (10k) total 50k for thanks for coming.
Pls who knows the procedure for church weddings.
Thanks.

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thesilentman:
My father told me that when he was a shop-keeper in Jos in the 70s,they used to have the credit and the cash department.You could walk into many stores at any given time and buy things on credit and the shop-keepers would sell to you with the same enthusiasm as with cash buyers.
Nigerians don't take credit purchases on a friendly note.Most shops have signs that says "No credit today,come tomorrow!".Whereas credit is normal thing elsewhere.This issue is even particular to yoruba people who says that they have not had their first sale and it's rather too early in the morning.
Is it our economy system?
PS: I don't buy things on credit o.Just my observation.

Sultty:
i see nothing wrong with it

nairalanda1:
Sadly we don't.

Even before we bring in corruption, the amount of money available for education in Nigeria is very very low.

Universities here don't get enough money for all their needs. If they did, ASUU won't be going on strike repeatedly

nairalanda1:
Are you aware that Germans pay for free education with tax rates at 45-50% of income?

Also, Germany's tax to gdp is 39%...ours just manages to reach 10%

German GDP is 4.26 trillion dollars, compared to our 442 billion dollars(not up to a trillion even)

German population is..83.2 million compared to our 220 million people.

Yeah, and you expect us to get free education? LOL.

Germany has the money to pay for free education. We don't, plus the APC looterocrats make matters worse.

FalseProphet1:
I see her finding a Nigerian suitor from Nairaland, I see the suitor giving himself hope on social media that marrying a virgin of over 100 years old is better than marrying a Nigerian girl with high body count, I see the woman joining her ancestors two days after her wedding.

This I have seen.

Ihateheadslamer:
You love God but you'll never be ready to pay him a suprise visit

BRIMBRAM:
You still can't think outside the box. A solution doesn't necessarily be short term.

BRIMBRAM:
That means you can't think outside the box.

BRIMBRAM:
So what positive plans do you intend to go about this?!

Windblown2much:
part of the damage Buhari and his APC goons have done to the country.

Abuja no dey like before again!

Dittodat:


The gullibility of the highest order.

Awon yes-daddy and Thank you, daddy, re o.

obaidan:
Thanks

obaidan:
She should first start by keeping the public pubic area completely hair-free and having her bath twice daily(minimum) depending on the kind of work she does......she should eat a lot of pineapples........
BUT it is important that she takes her bath frequently...no need for those nonsense soap, just bath and wash with clean water as frequently as she can... When she goes to pee, she should clean with water...she's got to invest a lot of time in taking care of her private, no big deal

Lekan239:
No. But there have been lots of fake and propaganda news spreading all over lately. One needs to be careful of every information

Lekan239:
The video does not have concrete proof that the man is buying vote. He might probably be video of days ago where the man is sharing cash to less privileged

Offpoint1:
Thread for those who cook.

I don't cook, if you don't have POS and still don't accept transfer, first thing I'd say to you is "You're not serious with your life" then walk away.


I'm never going to use POS agents ever again, they can all go to hell. And for vendors that let greed take over them, I'm never patronizing them forever. Charging N100 for N200 purchase is an act of criminality.

One thing I learned is "hausa are the most honest people without greed in Nigeria" and the 2nd thing I learned is "Nigerians are opportunist and greedy people"