₦airaland Forum

christejames:
I was cruising my Benz leisurely within the campus in the night close to the stadium, listening to some enchanting jams which took away my mind from the present until I was waylayed by some guys. One blocking the road while the other was being furious from behind, I looked at them confused and scared at the same time... Then the other guy asked me to hand my phone to him which I graciously complied after which they let me go



It was a terrible experience that made me to always be at alert ⚠ whenever I'm on my Benz.
































Oops! Did I mention that it my my Legedizz Benz??

I was like why didn't you zoom off with your benz. 😂😂😂😂

christejames:
I was cruising my Benz leisurely within the campus in the night close to the stadium, listening to some enchanting jams which took away my mind from the present until I was waylayed by some guys. One blocking the road while the other was being furious from behind, I looked at them confused and scared at the same time... Then the other guy asked me to hand my phone to him which I graciously complied after which they let me go



It was a terrible experience that made me to always be at alert ⚠ whenever I'm on my Benz.
































Oops! Did I mention that it my my Legedizz Benz??

I was like why didn't you zoom off. 😂😂😂😂

virginchaser:
It is equally happening in China. Effect of climate change.

Nothing like climate change. We you obstruct the natural flow water, what do you think will happen?

fuckJones:
stop masturbating, Asari Is bigger than you and your family

Is it because he is wealthy ? Can he give a comprehensive account of how he got his wealth?

Asari Is bigger than you and your family
Is Asari a man of integrity?

Will you make Asari your role model and ensure your posterity likewise follows in your footsteps?

Acekidc4:
He should have been Thrown out of the Plane Mid air through the Window so he can Goan explain to his Maker why he chose to Disgrace himself like that. Na this kind person go dey shout Upandan say Government Na Thief. Hypocritical elements everywhere.

See as he is properly dressed and will hardly pass as a thief.

In the ongoing protest, he will be among those at forefront.

TemplarLandry:

Which song you wan dedicate?

For what? Is it for ewa or agbado. Though I read it has medicinal values and has spiritual significance to a certain religion.

Flamemignon1:
By everyone,I meant adults

The world can't get any better by your affirmation, It will rather get worst. The more man strays away from God's will, the more his condition deteriorates.

Flamemignon1:
Where on earth did I say children? I'm against children transitioning

You said the world will be a better place, if everyone learn to mind their business. Hence the reason for my question.

Flamemignon1:
You are comparing someone doing whatever they want with their body with someone causing harm to another human being,two different things,my body my choice, it's not in your place to dictate what I do with my body,this world will be a better place if we all learn to mind our business

If I see a little child with a poison, I should mind my business by looking the other way?

The West won't like this. But we no send them.

Depriest2020:
I don't believe it.

You don't believe what? Most children in Nigeria are malnourished. This has led to stunted growth and development in most children.

Haven't you noticed the remarkable difference between a 15 years old in Nigeria and their counterpart abroad? Or the difference between an 'ajebo' and a confirm 'ajekpako'. Some 15 years old, do have the stature of a 10 year old.

Savedday2:
The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not an ashawo

What about men? Aren't you men the reason why they are into such life style?

Savedday2:
The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not an ashawo

What about men?

VOsimhen144:
Go to a nearby store and buy the following:

1 cup of Grocery - N250
Floating berries - N200
Sweetener - N50
———-
N500
———


The above would last you for 3 days if soaked wisely. Then use the remaining N500 to knack olosho for obalende under bridge.

😀😀😀😀

geesilver:
I use my money to buy goods for a female friend I barely know out of pity to help her stand on her own. After selling them all, she refused to pay me back and later deny knowing me each time I call her on phone, then the next thing she did was to block me totally. I regret helping her.....

She is callous and heartless. Now she has blocked the channel of help from you to another person.

verybadmouth:
I'm a farmer bro.

What will make you rich as a farmer, is when the demand for a particular farm produce is high and it's availability does not match the demand. With the price of other goods and services remaining stable and not increasing.

Looking at the current scenario, the increase in prices cuts across all sectors. If you sell your farm produce at a high cost, you will also buy other goods and services at a high cost.

verybadmouth:
The upward trend in food prices is not entirely negative, as it will eventually lead to increased wealth for farmers. However, the true concern lies in the unfavorable economic conditions where individuals experience reduced earnings or complete financial deprivation.

Re-read what you wrote, re-read it again then look at yourself in the mirror.

Fuckyoumod:
was a typo error.

Alright

Fuckyoumod:
where are you from? Because you are definitely not a Nigerian.

In Nigeria there is no middle class.
We only have the rich and poor.

Leaving in Lagos port Harcourt or Abuja does not make one a middle class.

Living

No 4

easyfem:
Thank GOD say na wifi I dey use to read this mumu story

, 😂😂😂😂

mrvitalis:
Anyone who believes Nigeria is anything above 100 million is joking

I laugh at them saying Lagos is 20 million

Lagos that 40% is still untouched bushes? Before going argue use Google Earth don't come and disgrace yourself here

95% of Lagos population live at the center... East is bush, West is bush

Nigeria population is maximum 100 million

You are right, our population is over bloated .
All the villages in Nigeria are almost empty. Large population can only be found in urban centers.

DoTheNeedful:
I am not impressed. What about exposing the culprits? What about prosecuting the economic saboteurs? What about making them a deterrent? Why was the vessel destroyed?


I don't think we are really serious as a nation in fighting criminality.

To destroy the evidence - that is if truly they destroyed it.

westlius:
This weekend I had to go see my wife to be church that I would love to get married in there church, I went with a bottle of Drink (my mother inlaw told me to go with it). When I met the pastor omo the requirements pass bride price
1) He said we must get him a wine and an envelope. (Wine 2k cash 5k)

2) We would go see his head pastor with a Wine and envelope (Wine 2k, Cash 10k, transportation 5k)

3)I will pay for the marriage certificate he has forgotten the cost (My estimate 10k).

4) I will pay transportation for someone to go to Benin Edo state to get the certificate and register. (Estimate 30k from Porthacourt)

5) 5 men of God will come with there wives i will cook for them, I will give his wife money to cook ( I heard its 50k)

6) I will inform the church people i want to marry i will bring a cartoon of malt and 2 carbin biscuits (6k estimate)

7)I will give the pastors transportation and thanks for coming
(Head pastor 20k/second in command 2 persons 10k each (20k)/ the last 2 Persons 5k each thats (10k) total 50k for thanks for coming.
Pls who knows the procedure for church weddings.
Thanks.

File Photo Used for illustration

I have no advice to give you, please pay up all that you were billed.

When they tell you guys to study your Bibles, you won't.

Through out the Bible, the Church never for once conducted any wedding - wedding was exclusively arranged by each family.

The institutionalized Church system, which is an aberration of what the true Church is, has invented so much extraneous rules and doctrines which have no Biblical root, which it uses to manipulate and cage it's members.

These men will become jobless the moment Christians begin to study the Bible for themselves.

thesilentman:
My father told me that when he was a shop-keeper in Jos in the 70s,they used to have the credit and the cash department.You could walk into many stores at any given time and buy things on credit and the shop-keepers would sell to you with the same enthusiasm as with cash buyers.
Nigerians don't take credit purchases on a friendly note.Most shops have signs that says "No credit today,come tomorrow!".Whereas credit is normal thing elsewhere.This issue is even particular to yoruba people who says that they have not had their first sale and it's rather too early in the morning.
Is it our economy system?
PS: I don't buy things on credit o.Just my observation.

The Nigerians of then are different from Nigerians of now.

One of the surest way to kill your business, or for it to remain stagnant in Nigeria today, is to sell things on credit.

Sultty:
i see nothing wrong with it

Look there is everything wrong with it.

nairalanda1:
Sadly we don't.

Even before we bring in corruption, the amount of money available for education in Nigeria is very very low.

Universities here don't get enough money for all their needs. If they did, ASUU won't be going on strike repeatedly

Yes I agree, the money available for Nigerian Universities is low. Nevertheless, Nigeria is rich. We are blessed beyond measure in terms of Natural resources. But you see corruption eating ip everything. Another is wastefulness.

nairalanda1:
Are you aware that Germans pay for free education with tax rates at 45-50% of income?

Also, Germany's tax to gdp is 39%...ours just manages to reach 10%

German GDP is 4.26 trillion dollars, compared to our 442 billion dollars(not up to a trillion even)

German population is..83.2 million compared to our 220 million people.

Yeah, and you expect us to get free education? LOL.

Germany has the money to pay for free education. We don't, plus the APC looterocrats make matters worse.

Bro we have the money. But our greatest undoing is corruption and lack of patriotism.

FalseProphet1:
I see her finding a Nigerian suitor from Nairaland, I see the suitor giving himself hope on social media that marrying a virgin of over 100 years old is better than marrying a Nigerian girl with high body count, I see the woman joining her ancestors two days after her wedding.

This I have seen.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chai!

😁😁😁😁

My memorable moments, was the 3 weeks camp.