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@chukie, seek ye first the kingdom of God and its righteousness. Thou shall not look at thy nei, ok let me not sound too religious.I wish us all the best. Say seven halleluyah at midnight today. It is well. Monie baby I am glad we headed d same way, I am sure to get free lunch with ur looks. Chukie wld courier his. We shall overcome.

@dannyflex, congrats dear. I am happy for you. For the rest dt always notice the dress of women, d colour and beauty remember what thou seeketh from God. Get that first and the others which u see would be added. I know this week would be fruitful. Amen.

@rowalndo

Please speak the one I can understand. The last time I checked my start date is Oct 11th. Scoot!!

nellydee:
@Cuddlemii, newacca and all
Thanks but am not a guy. Although I don't know why people keep saying that.

Lolz. My bad. I thought were you were a guy like me. Stop bearing our name please & change your profile pix to something feminine. Congrats again girl or woman from boy or man.

pendo89:
hi cuddle,How are you? happened to see your name here.This visa thing dont worry,you will get it.
All things work out for good remember.

Awww. Thank you dear. How are you?

rowlandoo:
@cuddlemi


na wa o guy , na interrogation dis go be oo, well i wish u good luck in your visa issuance ,forget about girls ok , i wait for the angelic force over my applications too God bless Us

its like u like babe gan, anyways me i dnt, na book i wan go face till i ready to marry. wife materials na im go full dt place and not cheap babes. well i don get babe for naija here, i dont intend to cheat on her because i love her with my life, na book be my babe for there. lets focus of visa. angels no like dis kind of talk.

@nelly & FIMO

Congrats on your TRV. I am happy for you both and please focus on what is important when you get there.

Please the visa update listing crooner should let us know the ones remaining.

@alanrewaju, nellydee&ronald,

Smh. Discussing bleep here is not allowed. There is a romance section split into sexuality & dating that is where advert thru email can be considered. Where the babes cos we are all guys on this thread. Please dnt disrupt the magnetic force with angels for us waiting for visa. After the stress of visa and all, una still get time for girl talk. na wa oh.

some naija men lack discipline.

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

REALITY101:
Oops! canine-cuddle so you're a visa applicant? Fail! Hahaha I have a proposal for you a nice one at that. My dog "pittbull" is American citizen he can marry you and pham you will get American or British passport, I'm gonna be putting jelly in your v.gina while lick you and you suck his pen1s thereafter. Not too much for American passport you know? . Since I can't marry an aminal in human form like you.  Thanks Toba, go dig for more info on her

Hahahaha

Everyone applies for visa you fool when you are not a citizen, resident etc. You are in the US & we won't sleep here again, big deal. MUMU, just because you have decided to tell people what you are worth does not make you higher than them. Some just like to humble themselves. Sorry I can never need an American passport & go through all that, my DNA is sufficient. Pls don't mistake humility for poverty.

@kiddievision reality 101

u can be sure but i bet my 3LW would still have ur head on the village square very soon. then we see the champ exhibit his whimpy self. I will laugh from my invisible spot.

REALITY101:
Someone is hurting. This trash that took you hours to write down here is nothing but a cry of an angry child. Btches always knw when a btchy word is bn directed to them. Yes assshole that was for you daughter of a btch. Sucker when n where did u see me exchanging words with Kandi or whatever bleep her name is? Fail, they were attacking that pretty cool girl out of jealousy. You have problem with me hating ugly people simply because you are ugly and irritating. Well, like I said earlier, blame your parents for your sad life not me duh! Btch Bottom sucker. Damn u daughter of diablo, do u also have a problem seeing me on NL? Go hang yourself ugly asss

Please quit sounding like an aspiring rapper high on crack looking for kicks. You can't construct meaningful sentences. No one ever mentions my parents cos I don't joke with them. I see you don't have regards for elders that is why you speak like a tout claiming to live abroad. Do you think I care about what you think? I came here 3 months ago as a distraction from my school running & workaholic lifestyle. I am out of here anyways because it has served its purpose.

I receive emails & yms everyday even when my email is not on my profile. People tell me I have blessed their life, they need my advice in their relationship, I don't talk like a boy because I am realistic, some say I saved them from further complications. If in 3 months I have been able to contribute my own quota to the fun here then its fair enough. I am out of the romance section because when it involves my parents, then the joke has gone sour & I don't want to disrespect your parents, I can only imagine what they go through with you so I won't wanna put them through more.

Remain in fantasyland since you already have money starched up. I am going back to reality even if that's your username but you are far from it. Mention my folks again and you are minced meat.

The idea of this thread was for chatting,mingle and flirting. Its obvious since some motherfcckers came in here everything just changed way too fast. Take your sad life to your failed government and your parents for bringing you into the poor and suffering world/life knowing they can't make it ok for you or better still make it your own way. Don't go around here acting as if the world owe you a damn thing. Sons and daughter's of btches. And again if you know you get emotional online over nothing you need to get of the fcking computer and get a life, the few good looking/attractive chicks here don't stay online half to the Ape skanky looking ones, lonely and searching, still forming 5star chick

@Reality, in case you haven't noticed you are the most crankiest guy on line. You make so much noise with nothing to show for it. Its not like you have ever passed any reasonable point on Nland. Its also not as if you have ever made a point smarter than a six grader before.

I see you can speak now. The other thread where kandikane & all were putting you in your place for calling ladies ugly. You were sounding like a wounded spoilt brat with no direction. You seem to know how to evaluate women a lot but I am yet to see the 5star quality in you. You claim to be in a polish government with rich parents but you come out the most local & childish here. You are not lonely, yet you have time to write this junk. You are not lonely yet you come Nairaland on a daily. What is an aristocrat with money to burn doing here, don't you have sophisticated shawtys to devote your time or friends to paint the town red with?

Stop hiding under the umbrella of invisible wealth. The people you are referring to are not paupers either but would rather bash directly than use class or parents to insult people. Arguments happen everywhere even in the political & sports section where real men handle their ish. I suggest you hold your water gun since you are not fit to thread where real men address issues like men.

What should men like Roland17, Claremont or even Sagamite e.t.c. do because they sound more knowledgeable, poise, classy & matured. That means their father owns the whole of wall street then.

lol @ toba

Some people just have to be who they claim to be so hard that they come off cheap looking like a primary school pupil.
Its only empty barrels & vessels that list, brag, boast & show off, real people act humble and people will still smell it miles away. Listing companies & acquisitions on a faceless forum doesn't quantify anything. The Adenuga's & Dangote's would still claim they have nothing its part of the market strategy & they know when you are big, you are big that's just it.

I am just seeing the part that toba and reality said I am a nobody, not even a president's kid bla bla. I didn't even know Nairaland is now about wealth & social class. That's a new one. So wealthy kids bark like dogs too. I am proud of being humble that way no one expects less from me.  For affluent kids, can't see decorum in you both. No queen's English, nothing. Didn't you attend finishing school for boys. Money miss roads.

Toba,

Let me advice you. At the rate at which you are going, you would be buried here. At your age, I expected you to have more wisdom than anyone in this forum. I have never seen a worthless man in my life. It is ok for ladies to confront each other and fight, its also ok for boys to fight but for a grown man, you are a disgrace. Now I see why its hard for you to get a girl. Your type is meant to be burnt to ashes like a common thief with a tyre round your neck & your last words being stupid as predicted.

I can't believe I am talking to a man. Is this for real? You actually went through the hassle of typing a book to reply a lady.   . Your parents need to bundle you to the military school at once. You have low self esteem, low ego, low stamina, low brain & certainly a low libido and low sperm count. I have male friends of 21 and I dare not talk to them any how because they are real men who earn respect. You went through my post to get point to insult me? Are you that redundant, your memory is not retentive or active enough to pass your message across without using my lines and you tag yourself a man. I am meant to be a 1st class holder if a man is as daft as you are. Wonder how you got your university certificate.

You are lucky you are not my nephew, wld have flogged you till you realize this place is not a home. Take a break some times to reality some people practically live their whole existence here. You have even been in all the sections of this forum, you have used 3 user names since I met you, you have constantly insulted me and said I am full of myself, probably you are used to girls who bed wet but sorry to burst your bubbles I am a man trapped in a lady's body even in my childish ways, I am way tougher than a grown man who revolves around women. Don't you have friends? You can't go through tutorials online or upgrade yourself with qualifications that you come here to center your livelihood around women. That is why you are not getting some, women don't like idle men that cling and talk like a child the need men that take charge and command respect because they feel safe & protected around such.

You are an old member & you should have more experience. This place is just for fun but you have constituted a nuisance for far too long than anyone on here even with 3 usernames you are still porous and predictable, you woman wrapper with no embroidery to beautify a lady's attire.


@Reality

You said I stink, what you had with 4 young ladies yesterday morning was decadence. I don't even have an issue with you and I don't even care what you think. For what is worth, I might be a robot because this is a faceless forum. Men should act like men. You men surely have time with the shaky economy.

@190

U keep saying you warned goldie this, you warned goldie that to stop associating with people. You must feel like one lord in a detached coven on Nland. Grab goldie and lock her up now. While you are at it, get your savages in check too. I am sure she is not the only member on the chat room. What have done to make peace in your chat room.

I left for peace to reign, guess the trouble can only be sanctified when old members act matured & settle dispute before taking sides or adding fuel to a fuming fire

REALITY101:
Yeah Cuddlemii. . And I hope you enjoyed your asss reading it.

@Annita how u been?

Would have loved to chit chat but read my signature. Do remember to put a senders address every time you post one just the way you kept replying the ladies this morning trying to justify you are not a lady.

chacha dear.

REALITY101:
Movie script

More lengthy than the one you acted with ladies on fickle's thread early in the morning.

toba:
girl are u insane? wtf is exactly your problem? that i mentioned ladies, do u think it includes a Godforsaken entity like u? or u think your frivolous activities and your pathetic attention seeking lifestyle on nl moves me an inch? i joke a lot but that doesnt mean i should accommodate BS from pple. obviously my post was an attempt on iyatrustee, one of the very few female members i respect and is got no fuking thing to do with u. Or u think someone heres gonna defend u by the time i decide to deal with u? warn your self seriously else i'll make u regret crossing my path. My post wasnt meant for u, cos i dont even notice u yet u ignorantly quoted it and threw trash at mefuking thing to do with u. Or u think someone heres gonna defend u by the time i decide to deal with u? warn your self seriously else i'll make u regret crossing my path. My post wasnt meant for u, cos i dont even notice u yet u ignorantly quoted it and threw trash at me

@toba

I am actually pleased you replied. I am so happy you bear the nick name you posses here that is attributed to an untamed dog which is what you have showcased here. I didn't bother dwelling on your reply. I have been looking for an avenue to settle scores with you and I don't mind if Mukina bans me since that is the mother hen you run to for refuge. Who told you I seek attention here, did you see me with a whip, hand cuffs and super glue?

When you insulted me on Xynergy's thread when you were having issues with Denzel, were you not seeking attention with a lady instead of facing your same sex. Very weak and cowardice of you.

I don't suck up to people let alone look for attention on a faceless forum that there is no guaranty that you are worth the time & energy. You think I don't have goals or ambitions I am targeting, hiss I have been here only 3 months.

You call me pathetic, who goes around looking for ladies he employs gentlemen to chike for him. I don't need anyone to assist me, its not a warfare bros, its me speaking my mind and the last time I checked there is still freedom of speech in these parts. I never mince my words and I accept constructive criticism which I have never seen you show case. Be you Satan, god & now toba, I have been waiting for this opportunity to ask you to act like a man. I expect men to distinguish themselves from boys. Call Iya's name, it always ladies, no guy to emulate even your gentleman.

I think its about time people leave their emotions at home, this is not a comfort home for the wreak, its a forum for Nigerians to explore Nigeria & work in uniformity. I am sorry if anyone feels insulted but in as much as I am childish, I was raised to be strong & face the harsh realities of life. If men act like jellies, how do you expect ladies to act. At least conceal it or be the matured ones or develop a thick skin, these are future husbands.

At least you can type, in the real world some can't, get useful. If you don't like women defending their gender, I don't see what you do here that is more knowledgeable than your graphic displays of beheaded characters, what does that signify?

toba:
what happened here earlier today was really anoying. Im happy some ladies were taught lessons but for High_chief, hes a gentleman

Shut up for once toba. Who are the ladies you are referring to? Shup up.

I love my mom.

Coogar is not married. He is a bachelor

190smh:

You write like cuddlemii

I think u are cuddlemii - stop decievin urself

Its good na. cuddlemii is everything I might even be banned today because I dey vex but dey wax

Bootystruc:
Why do you talk too much.
u and your big mouth
u just want to show off
u like being the center of attention
i have spoken. its a free world
own up or let others be.
high chief is a nice man and i like him
do you love him or not
is he your boufriend or
not so we can all live in peace
liar

nland is full of it. na wa oh

Bootystruc:
A bird once whispered to me that you are in relations with a nlder.
Are you romantic in it.
or you are not in any relationship.
This is just a diversion
I have version with your best friend recently.

@cuddleme
do u like my poetry, is it romantic

Nope. Its awful, no mystery to it. Too direct and weak. Plus you, your bird & ghost whisperer are not up to.
Tell your vultures that I am a free bird, no one cages my kind. I got my signature message here because of your kind so read it and learn.
Vulnerability on www is madness in reality. I didn't come to romance section for romance action movie but for writing the romance I had already found tey tey. Open ur eyes and sell the coffee, get ur piece of meat to meet a beast. Don't pollute the only romance souvenir that I have here.

MrLoverMAn:
Which one is open mouth to women.
I just say make I say hello to you, no mean say you go abuse me.

oya sorry. pple cant take jokes, pele.

MrLoverMAn:
@ Cuddlemii

Ok how I go help you solve your 199 problems :-)

I was just joking. I reject it in Jesus name. Since u have not been active. Rather than open ur mouth to women. Why not start a thread, a good topic and everyone comments. that's more fun.

ismaeel86:
@cuddlemii, 190 + 9 = serious problems, i pity u.

mini man, u still dey. what u have is more critical, i don't envy u

@kpolli,
ok i hear u. how r u though?

MrLoverMAn:
@ Cuddlemii

Where are you based ??

Don't even go there. I don't need additional troubles. I have 199 probs and I need help to solve them. Adding the one dt doesn't close his mouth to honey is a no no. Its good to meet u though. enjoy.

@don baba

how are u today?