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PoliticsRe: FG To Introduce Tollgates On 12 Highways (full List) by culf: 2:34pm On Feb 24, 2021
Ade3131:
It's for the privilege you're enjoying to have a country you can identify with. LoL

Some are country-less
can you imagine? you're kidding me right?
PoliticsRe: FG To Introduce Tollgates On 12 Highways (full List) by culf: 8:03pm On Feb 23, 2021
Nigeria my country!

i pay for road, i provide the water that i use, i pay heavily for power, So the tax I'm paying now is for what actually?
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by culf: 4:10am On Feb 23, 2021
Please what does having sex in dream mean? I dreamt that my wife and I had sex somewhere that looks like a mud house with zinc but not furnished, after we were done, I went to meet tel the man that later, that we are going (as if I'm suppose to pay him ) his son was telling him inside that I have not paid him, I'm good ooo, is he letting me go? I was hurriedly trying to leave when my wife said she forgot her bag inside. the room was dark, I was angry, went back, trace the location of the bag and picked it. it gave it to her and we left. on our way, some 2 girl threw a bottle behind us, I looked back and saw it, it was bottle for the drink I bought earlier but as if they were the ones that drank it, we said we didn't blame them. I picked the bottle, pour the remaining drink away and we were going to return the bottle to the shop owner.
I notice a young lady (I think wearing hijab) in my front with bathroom slippers and dirty leg. As if it was the girl that we had sex, I was telling myself that why will this young girl be this wide, remembering what happened earlier. I'm confused because earlier, its was suppose to be my wife.

meanwhile in real life, by God's grace i have not had sex with any other woman since we got married.
FamilyRe: I Think Something Is Wrong With Me by culf: 9:38am On Feb 22, 2021
thatthickgurl:
Everyone hates me

I can't seem to do anything right

Nobody understands me

I am always humiliated

Nobody wants to be associated with me

I hate it here
you should be happier... why bother about what people think or say about you.

we have a lot in common but I only see it from the positive part.

people including my family don't understand me but I'm not bother, I see it as been unique and I won't change for anything. The fact that you're different and don't follow crowd makes you unique.

Love yourself my dear, don't allow what people think or do to affect you. you're special and unique. People's acceptance of you don't really matter. just make good friends that value you(your time and presence) and your uniqueness.

be good dear and stay positive

#if you're in my shoes, you will know that yours is a small issue.
LiteratureRe: Stories From A Broken Mind by culf: 9:26am On Feb 22, 2021
thatthickgurl:
LOVE

Love is more than flowers and chocolates
Love is like a wind, cannot be seen but felt
Love transcends beyond the physical
Love is that, which I feel for you….

Bayo finished his poem to a resounding applause from the audience.
It was open mic; a Valentine day's special, and love was in the air, all around him.
Lovers enthralled in each other's gazes, the flirtatious touches, sensuous chuckles and a few daring kisses.

But what do they know about love?
"They know nothing" he mused.

Tonight was going to be a special night, he could hardly contain his excitement, his date waved at him from across the room, he threw her a kiss.

There she was, looking stunningly beautiful in her black dress and ruby red earrings to match the occasion, she easily made every lady in the room, look pale in comparison.
She was a tall, dark curvaceous woman in her late twenties whom he had met two months ago at her company's hangout, where he had been invited by his friend; her colleague, they got introduced and the rest, they say is magic.

He walked across the room to the woman who was going to make his night fulfilling.

"Tola, had Paris met you, the Trojan war would have been avoided"

"I don't understand" she responded, looking confused.

"The battle would have been avoided, because he would have had no eye for Helen of Troy"

"Stop it" Tola said in between laughters

"It's time to go dearest", he took her hand as they exited the cafe.

.........

An hour later, Bayo and Tola arrived at his apartment, the drive back had been filled with so much sexual tension, that it made the air around them thick

Bayo opened the door to let her in, she grabbed his shirts and placed her lips on his, in wanton abandonment
He held her back, "hold on dear, now is not the time. Let's have some wine"

He opened the bottle of wine, poured her a glass and she drank it down in a gulp.
"Easy tiger" Bayo teased.

"I...I… can'ttttt..tt...wait… to..laaayy. m.mmy h..ands.. on… youu…" she slurred

"What's wrong with me, I can't be drunk" she thought.
She looked up to meet Bayo's wolfish grin. At that moment, her whole body felt like she had been ran over by a truck. Her eyes felt heavy.

Bayo carried her on his arms down a flight of stairs leading to a basement, she had never seen before.
"Whhherre arree wwweee goiinnggg", she asked, trying to keep her eyes from closing.
The trepidation which had been rising in her heart reached a crescendo,when he switched on the light in a room, and she saw thirteen closed coffins , an opened one and a big red bow.
He gently placed her in the coffin

"You, my dear, are very special, because you're my 14th victim on the 14th day of the month and in my 14th year of enlightenment.
"Love is not just flowers and chocolates, I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving, but this", Bayo explained whilst holding up a knife, she didn't see before.

"I knew I shouldn't have bought this Victoria Secret", that was the last thought on Tola's mind, before her eyes closed forever.
interesting... please continue
FamilyRe: Family Man; What Do You Fear Most by culf: 9:10am On Feb 22, 2021
Blacklion3:
As a family man, what do you fear most? As a family woman what do you fear most
funny enough, nothing ooooo.
FamilyRe: Do I Marry Them Both Or Choose One? by culf: 8:45am On Feb 22, 2021
bukatyne:
While some men are screaming 'women are scarce', the OP has two to choose from.

This life ehn! grin cheesy
very funny....
FamilyRe: So many have been strong for too long (Picture) by culf: 7:33am On Feb 22, 2021
If only you know what some people are going through and still hoping. Don't give up bro, just get close to God, with faith and patience, you'll get there.

you might be your family saviour or hope for a turnaround soonest, what then happen them when you end your life?

May God arrest your spirit and keep you alive
Christianity EtcRe: My Giving In Church Vs My Giving To Others: What Is The Cause?? by culf: 5:13pm On Feb 21, 2021
Giving to others is awesome but it shouldn't take the place of giving in church.
Church need money to do several things including spreading the gospel and doing charity and by giving to church, you're indirectly involved in those activities.
Yours is to give, what they do with it is between them and God but you've done your part.

God bless you more so you can keep giving
ComputersRe: I Need Your Advice Please!! by culf(op): 7:00pm On Feb 20, 2021
harmargedon:
check to see if you hard disk shifted from it's position or if there's anyone inside. It's responsible for boot up information that your PC needs. if you can't do it yourself, find someone who's good with PC to fix it properly. And if there's none, you can simply get a new one and install new windows on it via CD plate.
Thanks
ComputersRe: I Need Your Advice Please!! by culf(op): 6:59pm On Feb 20, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Possibly there's no operating system installed. You need to get a copy of the OS you want and install first. If you have no idea what you're doing, get a repairer to do it for you. Shouldn't cost more than 2-3k and a few hours at a repairer's shop.
thank you
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by culf: 3:07pm On Feb 20, 2021
please what does it mean to see water overflow that it cover bridge. I dreamt that, its like they wanted to do something like sport or occasion but the bridge was flooded and I was on top of it and was sceptical, what if people that don't know the terrain fall in the deep part.
ComputersI Need Your Advice Please!! by culf(op): 1:47pm On Feb 20, 2021
Good day everyone, happy weekend. Please I need your help, I got an old desktop computer for my people to learn some stuffs, connected it and put it on, it booted for awhile. This writeup

"non-system disk or disk error
replace and strike any key when ready"

came up and it didn't go any further.

what should I do please? I need your advice on what to do.

Thanks!!
FamilyRe: ... by culf: 3:43pm On Feb 18, 2021
Thank God for the strong spirit and holding on. Better days ahead. Just believe God, have faith, be patient and you shall inherit His Promises.
BusinessRe: ...... by culf: 1:39pm On Feb 18, 2021
which kind wahala be this...
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by culf: 11:25pm On Feb 15, 2021
Please my wife has this dream that we were in a deep well playing, so many people. later when we got home, she didn't see our son so she said we should go that maybe he is still in the well ( she saw him too playing with us in the well in the video she made). then an old woman say no, that here is him, my wife turn and saw him. later, my wife said she discovered that the boy, changed to the woman again, so she said we should go there to look for him that this one is not our son.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by culf: 11:16pm On Feb 15, 2021
1. We were in a church built on zinc, different ministers from different denominations, other dignitaries and worshipers were coming in. My uncle asked me to welcome them, I was welcoming them and calling them in, I went outside through the second entrance and I saw a coffin dressed on a tall bench at the first entrance and its as if it has been there since morning. As people were entering, I notice I left there and was going home(my home town), I saw 3 people that I've seen in the church before, putting hands on each others shoulders and doing some funny demonstrations on the street, I ignore them and passed, I was not afraid and I didn't look back till I heard someone that live along the street saying, young men, why won't you be patient for God's time. I looked back but didn't see the guys anymore. I concluded while going home that they were probably responsible for the guy's death, who was suppose to be their friend though I didn't know who died.


2. I walked to our compound in my hometown, the compound was half swept, I saw ash dust on our room frontage though the place was slept, I try sweeping it will a big long broom. I went in and saw my brother laying down, waking from sleep. next thing, I saw my late brother, near the room door, in pain without shirt, on the floor. I put a hand on his head and another on his chest and I was praying for him, saying that he won't die but live to serve the Lord, he murmur something, I don't know whether he was trying to correct me, as if he was trying to say God should bring people that will bring money (in my mind, I was thinking is he saying he is ready to serve God but God should bring people that will finance His work?).
I saw like 5 people standing, he (my late brother) told me they are dream interpreter, as if they were waiting for popsy who is in a meeting. according to the dream, a short lady was impregnated by popsy and she claimed the baby died or was stolen not knowing that popsy know the plan and has discovered the baby. the Lady and her dad plan that she should tempt popsy to inpregnat her because he has money but they were acting as if it was not their plan. The baby name in the dream was David. the compound was filled.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by culf: 10:13pm On Feb 15, 2021
Good evening sir, please help with the following interpretation pls.

1. we were in a vehicle, road was flooded with water flowing across the road. our car was speeding across the water(no other car on the road), those at the back were shouting cause of the speed. we crossed, saw people crossing the road on foot and we stopped. next I was standing by a gutter with some people that I know very well (family friend) and a cousin. The place look like a bushy river bank but no water or river in sight, the 2 guys were using shovel to gather sand while I stood there.

2. As if we were going to watch football in a field. A ball was kicked towards us and my brother kicked it back. next thing, we were standing outside praying, like 6 to 10 people. I was on a short boxer. I saw another of my boxer's dried outside there, I saw a boxer that look like mine that was been dried and its like it belong to me too, though its news that the other which look a bit faded. The boxer have 2 sides meaning I can wear the both sides. I picked the newer one, the inner side was the one outside, it has pocket and I wore it like that. I saw 2 cars coming towards us, I thought they were ministers coming to preach and pray with us but they turn out to be officials going round to monitor crowd. When they saw that we were not much, that others did not join us, they enter their cars and left
RomanceRe: Women Are Naturally Inclined To Get Bored With Their Long Term Sexual Partners by culf: 8:31pm On Feb 15, 2021
why won't they, children wahala, house issues etc can kill sex drive
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Lost Young Girl Found In Abeokuta, Ogun State. by culf: 11:50pm On Feb 13, 2021
Thank you so much @OP, God bless you more.
AutosRe: Camry Big Daddy, Why The Sudden Love By All? by culf: 4:03pm On Feb 12, 2021
one of the reason is space, its spacious and Family people like space
Christianity EtcRe: The Occultic World Versus Repentance by culf: 9:11pm On Feb 11, 2021
Missyajoke:
The Occultic world can give you everything be it money, Fame, connection but not Happiness, Joy, Health, Peace of mind. Most people who joined the occultic world in order to drive the latest cars, the most beautiful houses e.t.c at the end of their life end if regretting why they didn't wait on God. Most people think what the occultic world gives to you will last embarassed embarassed embarassed its a lie its all fizzle out. There's an adage that says " the devil offers power but not salvation" Do you know all that with all the magical/ diabolical powers you acquired the blood of Jesus can destroy it all. The bible says "there is no other that a man can be saved other than the name of Jesus". Drop that your occultic power, wealth, fame, riches and follow Jesus so that you can have peace of mind and make heaven. Imagine what is John doing in an herbalist shrine, What is Joseph doing in Ogboni Confraternityhuh What is Deborah doing in the Women's courthuh Is it because of this money or what, I want you to remember that one day you will leave this earth and it remains you and your Creator and I hope it won't be late then, repent and turn to Christ. What that man ask you to do why don't you throw it away and never go there again. Have said my own ohhh. Jesus loves you leave now before you're neck deep in the practice and if you're neck deep in occultic practice Christ can still save you from the act.


Surrender to him today.
God bless you more for this
Christianity EtcRe: "You Reap What You Sow" Is This Statement Really True? by culf: 12:54am On Feb 11, 2021
GreaterFuture3:
Is it? Is is it really really true?

The Biggest SCAM in Life is LIFE Itself.
yes it is true but not always. mercy of God can reverse or change that, God's Mercy supersede judgement, God can choose to have mercy on whoever He please to have mercy on.
Christianity EtcRe: Too Much Haste Make A Waste by culf: 12:41am On Feb 11, 2021
you're right...like his word says...let's be imitators of those who by faith and patient inherit his promises.
Christianity EtcRe: Burdens Give Us Wings by culf: 12:35am On Feb 11, 2021
Amen
FamilyRe: How To Bleep Peoples Wives by culf: 12:09am On Feb 11, 2021
Wow....
FamilyRe: I Have Not Been Called Baby For A Long Time by culf: 9:17pm On Feb 10, 2021
Vanessa baby, how are you dear!
FamilyRe: I Think I'm A Bad Person. Married Peeps Please Advice. by culf: 9:14pm On Feb 10, 2021
pray more, put more attention on God, your kids and your happiness. Ignore all what they say or do, as much as possible.

Its not your fault, your husband is the cause but try to avoid quarrels with him or his people. Stop seeking special attention from him though its your right, keep yourself busy with God, your kids and your personal happiness.

May God see you through.


#Do your duty as a wife please
RomanceRe: I Heard This Happened, Please Everyone Needs To See This by culf: 7:45pm On Feb 10, 2021
Mercisharelove:
Lord Jesus Christ save many please
Amen
PoliticsRe: Breaking:kogi Gov,bello Receives Senate Chief Whip, Orji Kalu In Govt House by culf: 7:38pm On Feb 10, 2021
Nigerian politics.... its all about election.

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