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STFUareyouGod:
"Don't stay in abusive relationship"

How hard is this?

Hard as the d**k they can't live without. I know her type...she will rather believe the excuse and lies the guy will tell her than listen to any advice nairalanders will actually give her. Decisions like this differentiates man from beasts....some animals without any form of training or guidance would leave an abusive master rather than ask questions.I wonder what they teach these girls at home. Some of them would kill their parents who fed and nurtured them if they did half of what their boyfriends are doing to them. See wetin lust and d*çk they do some girls.

6ix and HKN gang no be mate,is not always bout money......Bi*tchRED ain't bout that life....Youngsix na ajebo but B-red is like a beverlyhill wannabe gangsta. Make them send real shots at these catz sharp...making threats on IG won't prove anything.

AnakinSkywalker:
Then the victims should initiate criminal charges against them in the courts.


Sue them to court. There is ample evidence to sue and win the case.


Or will the so called Nigerian army also stop the judiciary from prosecuting these animals?


I can also murder a soldier and hide the facts until after two years so I will be absolved.


The Idiocy in his logic.

This is Nigeria...nothing works out here. What those cadets did is perfectly normal according to their superiors. God help the village that will raise any cadet will try crap with me.

Make ibrahim eat cùm there! So cos they are cadets they are above the law? Nigeria is a joke and i think some Africans were built to be treated like animals. Na cadet wey devil won kill go try bullshiit with me or my fam. Abi those cadets no get family or village? Ndi anra and ndi brayzy.

Na this kind beef they sweet me,waterside boys like me go tune his ass up for free. Yeye!

If you believe this crap you should also believe the following images which were not doctored or photoshopped.

Qualer:
you guys are lucky, one bite from that thing and the victim is gone cos there's no remedy!

Oga natgeo wild! Keep lying...how can a snake's venom not have remedy?

Cutehector:
Mehn Angie, ur so damn right, i'v had Dat feeling before...

I used to trip for one lady of cool fm port harcourt.. Gosh her voice was heavenly.. until I was like, I need to see her face, she must be so so fine..

Na so I enta cool fm website oo, see d babe. chei..

Amanda=Wowo girl

minasota:

Why so serious? When i say "dolls" i mean dollars and not Barbie or Ken. You girls can kill to date these G boys. C.R.E.A.M(Cash rules everthing around me)

pussypounder:
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Imagine what 92K dolls or 30K dolls can do for you then you will understand why he wants to quit. Crime pays! I ain't down with it though.

Abeg o...make e go back to 350 or 340 before monday.

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Kachisbarbie:
No offence to anyone, I feel it takes a special kinda idleness and low IQ to watch that shii and take it so serious.

I don't even know what I find more annoying, is it the way they cry, their useless voice that sounds auto-tuned or the fact that one has to wait for the damn programme at a particular time everyday?_ when no be say na the Second Coming...

The only thing Telemundo and most regular nollywood movies actually do is to dumb down Nigerians especially our girls. They are the reason why patriarchy will continue to thrive. E no go better for owners of telemugu and co,dem finish work for Nigerian girls brain.

caprini1:
Check your decoder,you will see two new football channels, 211 & 221...messages have been sent to dealers and agents....you can even buy an explorer now,with subscription at 30k

Explorer with subscription 30K? Cool! They should also slash the boxoffice movie price and increase the rental duration. It's a cool offer.

What does "Kamsiyochi" mean? Sounds like a Japanese or Korean name.

Ponponkon:
Ikpeazu is here to right all wrongs.

Ashi! Ikpeazu is here to make money for Allen Nwachukwu,Adaelu,T.A orji and others.

Yes. Every guy and girl should leave their fathers house and stay on their own. They should also not call home for help when the matter clear for their eyes say them broke,infact they should either go stand for control they do their okpo work or go rob someone around Douglas for owerri. This exactly how some criminals and okpos are born....after they take these foolish decisions they start doing all kinds of bullshit just to maintain the status quo. Na so one girl wey be hardcore idiot they give my nigga advice to lodge for hotel because a big boy should not be staying in their fathers house when him return from outside waka forgeting 5000 X 30 is 150K.

I know say i no sabi English but whoever wrote that letter deserves to be sacked, I Cupidhero "wishes"

Keep your BBM's "Show what i'm watching" option on. Please try and avoid prostitutes,thats like going from fry pan to fire. One of my nigga can't currently date a chick who can't give him sex 3 times in a week after he spent lots of time with numerous casablanca babes.Girls also need to start showing their BF's that theirs more to a relationship than sex,some niggas can't even stare at a girl without the imagination of them having sex flooding his thoughts. Show these niggas you fit be their aloba and not just their sex tool. I think getting a girlfriend helps,make up your mind that if you must yimpu it has to be with a girl and not with your hand.

Runs girls. They know i ain't lying.

Kachisbarbie:
Y'know lots of them are not entirely learned. They don't really know the effect of promoting other brands above theirs, they need lots of orientation and publicity.

Abeg wetin dem dey do for that Eziukwu or warris it called? The traffic was mad this morning. I got to work by 8:54am, if no be say I buy my manager Valentine cake on Fri, the kind memo I for answer today ehn...

Nigerian Railway Corps dey service and repair some parts of the railway track wey cross main road since saturday morning and the small work is not yet done as of 5PM today. The hold up fit reach level Gidi by tomorrow,you gats adjust your alarm or else you will be needing more cakes tomorrow.
The workers are just being greedy,the work they are doing can be finished in a day. Extra days means extra pay for them.

Kachisbarbie:
nice one.
Aba people dey try, my problem with them is they keep putting foreign names/tags on their products. I know what it took me to convince my tailor to stop putting TM, D & G...etc on my shirts.

Every popular designer brand have a branch in Aba they don't know of. Assuming the world was fair Louis Vuitton should be paying Aba people marketing fees.....we helped push D & G,Ralph Lauren and so many designer brand samples to every corner of naija and all we get is bashing ....they just need rebranding and good fabrics and if possible organising a fashion show and pay world class fashion magazines and blogs to have their designs featured on their mags. We got mad skilled tailors in Aba who should be receiving accolades if only they will atleast add their name to the designs they put out instead of using fake zara or prada labels .

TonySpike:
An excellent movie will retain its rating after a week's performance. Let us see Deadpool ratings by Friday. Personally, I think that movie is too violent, it reminds of those gory Japanese manga cartoons that glorify violence.

I don't have anything against extreme violence or bad language,i hope it offers more than violence and bad language because making violent scenes and talking dirty is nothing new but a good story with good acting is what some of these comic flicks lack. I love Gina Carano even though she is a bad actress....it must realy be good cos two DC boys i know thinks it deserves to be among top five superhero movies of all time.

The ratings on IMBD can change from 8. whatever to 6.0...just give the movie time to settle then we will know it's true rating. It won't be more than 7.0 when everyone finally sees it. Imagine some folks actually think Deadpool would surpass TDK's rating on IMBD..y'all joking.

urahara:
Pls is it possible to play a game like the witchers 3 on laptop with i3 processor and 1gb graphics card by lowering the game settings like resolution and etc

Go to youtube,you will find tutorials covering such problems. The games minimum requirements are huge though,minimum GPU requirement is a 2GB Nvidia GPU and Ram is 6GB.....plus core i5 processor. You might squeeze out a decent playable frame rate with a 1GB dedicated card sha. I played and finished battlefield 3 smoothly on 4 GB ram PC with a Core i3 proccesor and an IntelHD 4000 integrated video card years back. Anything is possible on a PC though you have to sacrifice good game graphics to be able to atleast play the game.

Una own good. I grind all night and i eat and drink anything wey hungry me and i don't exercise...so pot belly na normal ish. Even girls wey fat pass Rebel Wilson dey claim Jenifer Garner.

Trash! Where is Meagan Good and Catherine Zeta Jones?

TruthHurts1:
I've watched it so many times. Had it on VHS Casette, then DVD. Now have it as a video. It's an important film to watch if you want to understand American history.

Yeah! The visuals are stunning. It was way ahead of it's time. Each scene could be hung on a wall and people would confuse it for Da Vinci's Mona Lisa. It was beautifully shot.

TruthHurts1:
"A people should never be afraid of their government. The government should always be afraid of its people"- V for Vendetta

"Most of the miseries in the world were caused by wars. And when the wars were over, nobody ever knew what they were about"- Ashley Wilkes- Gone With the Wind

Gone with the wind? You have to be realy old to have watched that movie. I only watched it because of the soundtrack@My own true love by The Duprees. Cool!

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Cease your Glory-300: Rise of an Empire.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing,moderation is for COWARDS-Lone Survivor