₦airaland Forum

daylife7:
sometimes is true....the guy should think back if the cucumber was peeled uniformly at one end

Tufiakwa!

lirusehn:
all i see is 'you used different unknown words for no just reason, Perhaps, you couldn't do any better after surfing the Internet with your 10MB to reply me. It's obvious you know nothing about your copied words so am not gonna reply ya! #Safe #peace

Unknown words? Permanent jewman! You no go like see my face...

Rubbish!

lirusehn:
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we are not cultists, we are freedom fighters

Fighting to free yourselves from what? The white mans shackles abi?
,Vikings,Eiye,Aye,Sankara Boys,Pyrates,Buccaneers and the rest are all clowns. Na Korofo and Odin go emancipate black folks right? One of the major reasons i hate y'all is that y'all repent too fast,one minute una be cultists the next minute una don repent dey run after God. Count the number of peeps who desert cultism after they leave school and then you will understand that most of you are temporary hardmen and permanent JEWmen. Ordinary english wey person go point for una head una go begin pray to God. Niggas dying over bullshit...imagine worshipping odin and then going to a native doctor with a random god for protection. Be sincere with yourslef...have you ever heard of Korofo stopping an ordinary Awka made from killing one of your members?

Quilox okwa ya....mgbe chi jiri.

Minemrys:
but tell me, 29%? Thats harsh cos if any m0vie below BvS' quality c0mes out and gets a higher rating, am going to start a blog and tear it down. Seriously.

Chill bro! Thats taking fanboyism to another level. Lol. BVS is a solid movie...i don't need to see it to know. DC goes hard! I don't care about people complaining of Batman killing thugs or Superman snapping zods neck.

Minemrys:
seriously. Its the RT rating that's killing me. 29%? Where's thor 2, age of ultr0n? Amazing spidey 2? Ir0n man 2 and 3, superman returns, etc? 29%?

Rotten tomatoes ain't shiii to me. I wonder if they actually watch this movies before reviewing them. Disney and DC are two different brand...i don't know why these fanboy reviewers expect the same kind of movies from two different set of of movie makers. 29% is pure hate if thats what they gave BVS.

Minemrys:
God, cao i get it. U hate BvS and if i may say the Dceu but must you be this pessimistic? Gush This is s0me0ne's 3 year hardwork. I get u hate the film and its your opinion but God! You are over doing this. Many audience so far love the film and give it an 8 or 7 with all its flaws. Can't u find anything good in the m0vie? All these BvS trashing gets me frustrated on being a DC fan. Now am forced to go download the CAMRip versi0n seeing as there are no cinemas here, just to have my opinion. God, am tired of being in the dark. If this film fails in my eye, am d0ne with c0mic book films or better still i'll stick with the x men films except dpool and leave this mcu dcu shit.

I feel you bro. It seems it is now cool to hate on any DC movie handled by Snyder. I headed over to IMDB after the bashing reviews and saw a few good ones praising the movie....then scrolled down and saw an epic bashing all directed at BVS. First it was MOS and now this. I'm a DC fan but i think some parts of these reviews might be a bit right. Can't say much till i watch it myself. The only person whose opinion matters should be me and not some random dude on the internet. It will be fatal if the Justice League spinoff gets the kind of reception BVS is getting. So many folks base their opinion on reviews on the internet.

lirusehn:
all hail tha Murder(Mother) Temple ' Futta Jallon'. God bless N.B.M.



Dodos to y'all

Futta jalon kwa? All this cultists won't kill me with laugh.Una for name am dan fodio.

naijaboiy:
[size=14pt]REFINER Please Dont think i wrote all this just to melt your heart,

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I wrote it so our hearts can melt together.

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Seriously if i Speak WHAT’S ON MY MIND Like a FACEBOOK ACCOUNT will you https://awesoftpro.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/facebook-like-button-png.png ME


When i found your profile, I became a believer!

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YOU MADE ME BELIEVE THAT TWO PEOPLE ARE MADE ESPECIALLY FOR EACH OTHER

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If you feel cold,

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I want to be there to warm you up

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When you are sad I want to be the one to cheer you up

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I sincerely hope that one day you will come to realize,


HOW PERFECT YOU ARE WHEN SEEN THROUGH MY EYES.

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[size=14pt]PLEASE SAY[/size] [size=17pt]YES![/size]

Slick!

Hasmos:
Hello fellow Nairalanders. Please a fellow in need. I intend setting up a gaming center which contain mainly PlayStations.
Anyone with information on where I can buy the equipments for the center in Lagos? How much a PlayStation 2 console cost, game pads (analog nd ordinary), PlayStation 1 and possibly PlayStation 3. Thanks in anticipation.

Playstation 1? No one will come to your shop if you plan to run it with PS1. I think the last PES for PS2 was PES 2014 and it is played at 20 Naira for a single match.PS2 should be 8K in Alaba.I think game pads and every other accesory will cost you 11K. I bought mine 12K three years ago. You can get a big size PS3 with complete accesories for 20K. A nairalander claimed to have bought a single console at 10K. It all depends on your streetness and bargaining skills. PS3 na 100 naira per game for my area sha.

Help a brother out.
cc : oluwaseunsodiq

She will definately come back. You can't just quit music....is not possible.

Lies!

omenka:
Suswam, the Great ol Thief of Benue state.

Theodore Orji aint got nothing on this man!!

Worst governor ever in the history of humankind.

All he did was plant grasses in the middle of township roads, uproot them few weeks later, replant them and repeat the same, then cover the damn thing with concrete eventually when tired of planting!

Then he renovates a couple of primary schools and grease his mighty ego with a conspicuous Suswam Thank You inscription on their walls as though he did the renovations with his money.

Greatest achievement- buying cars and houses for little girls in town.

Tufiakwa.

Anyone worse than T A Orji must be running errands for the devil himself. I wonder how Africans can go through all this manic misrule and still maintain their sanity.

I have seen 99% of the flicks mentioned on this thread. How bout an article on snuff films? It doesn't have to grace NL's FP.

Mizmycoli of life! Happy Birthday Miz!

Abia Mall and Aba Mega Mall.....this my state strange sha.

This that shii i don't like.

Scam.

Kachisbarbie:
Make I pack come your house?
For night we go enter Enitona chop isiewu...how you see am?

Lol. My crib does not have a suitable garage for that all black G-wagon you plan to buy. I'm a vegan,mede-mede like nkwobi and isiewu no too good for man body.

Kachisbarbie:
It's a serious matter here in Aba, our current bill was calculated using the new tariff. Light I no see...
I am very sure the person controlling our power supply is bewitched, he would give us one useless low current that can't even carry bulb, as if that's not bad enough,it would be there for hours.

ThankGod for generators and inverters.

Na Eziama me dey stay,near Enitona...i have never seen anything like low current in any corner of my neighbourhood. If you or your fam ever need a good place to move in or build anything Eziama should be number one on your list.

This thread funny.

Trash!

Shame on us! So two people with growth issues getting married is now funny abi? And the useless OP had to to lie about the event taking place in Ebonyi just to squeeze out a little laugh from his post with zero sense of humour. E no go better for the mod that moved this to FP.Y'all can ban me for 2K years. Fbags!

blackpanda:
Its only in your house tins are getting worse. Any honest person can see the sincerity of this administration. Mistakes may be made, but we see that Buhari truely means well for Nigeria. Its not about blind support, its about being honest and supporting the development of our country

One of the cheapest rice in the market is currently being sold at 14K per bag instead of 12K and you are here talking trash. You should be napalmed to death for being a chronic liar and a hardcore buffoon.

The Ui is crisp and i'm sure androidsphere will now be littered with similar apps. It looks like an app that works but he should add crash proof and things that will make it a standard app that is second to none in it's category. Nice work mate!


Lalasticlala FP abeg.

G0ldcircle:
A boy will want to you to look extravagant so they can show u off to their stupid friends. A boy keeps thinking that swag is by looking and dressing like Tyga and doing epileptic show offs. Some go even wear carton timberland wen don break for middle dey misbehave.


Anyhow sha, na boy go still later turn man. That's if he grows to be.

The carton Timberland thang is so true. Aba and Ariaria don kill some Nigerians.There is nothing wrong with dressing like tyga sometimes....all GQ reading men know this to be true. No particular look should define you if you are realy serious bout fashion.

PcDon:
My liquid cooled gaming PC.
Specs
CPU - i7-4790K
GPU - R9 290X x2
RAM - 16GB 1866MHZ Hyper X Fury
Motherboard - Asus Maximus VII Ranger
Storage - 256GB SSD (OS - Window 10), 1TB HDD, 2TB HDD
Radiators - 1x 140mm, 1x 240mm, 1x 360 mm
Fans - Thermaltake Ringg x7, TT 140mm x3, Noctua 120mm x4
Case - Phanteks Enthoo Luxe
Waterblocks - EKWB waterblock for CPU, Aquacomputer waterblocks for GPU, EKWB MOSFET block for VRM's
Tube - XSPC 16/10mm tubing
Coolant - Mayhem Pastel white.
Fittings - EKWB 16/10mm
Cablemod custom sleeve cables(Red/Black)
Power Supply - Corsair AX860i

I bet you don't stay in Nigeria..there is no such thing as master race out here. The power situation is a real buzz kill. Nice rig tho. Exactly what i need but can't afford right now.
You forgot to add monitor?

Bladeripper:
Please can i play GTA V or IV on this PC with the following spec?:
2.16GHz
Intel Celeron N2840 Processor
4GB RAM
500HDD @5400rpm
Intel HD Graphics...

If no, please i'll like mah bosses to help me with the list of some games suitable for mah system. Thanks alot!

No way bro.

Now this is funny.

All those saying straight outta compton deserve an award are not serious. It shouldn't even make top 15 hip hop movie list.

loomer:
I just dey enter house she carry remote give me make I put am for her

I love the sadness character...her voice and some of her lines sound so crazy and funny.


Sadness: It's long term memory... you'll get lost in there.
Joy: [calling over her shoulder] C'mon! Think positive!
Sadness: Okay...
[pause]
Sadness: I'm positive that you'll get lost in there!