₦airaland Forum

I guess this is "April" fool. Sorry I meant May fool.
Naija and there unending jokes...

Pennywise: I did Lagos-Benin road for the first ever since I started driving sometime last year. And I was amazed at why we do not have more fatalities on that road. At 120km/hr you get the sense that you are having a stroll on the highway. A good number of the vehicles have dubious road worthiness (I am not talking certificate here) but they want to prove to you that they can still out-run you for some uncertain glory.

Even at the best of times, the road is still dangerous. When you factor in the police and the custom with their surprise road blocks then you get a real sense of what I am talking about.

This same scenario is repeated all over the country. With a population of 160million people abandoned by Govt, I am surprised there is any other country with a more depressing statistic.

well said. You just reminded me of what happened to me some months ago...i was on 140km/hr and a car 'flew' pass me as if i was on 40km/hr,I didnt see the back of the car again. The problem we have in Nigeria is that some of our drivers are arrogant.

Nice...Lagos is the heartbeat of Africa...

Anambra wil most definitely be hot in 2014...with the likes of; Andy Uba
Soludo
Ekwunife
Ben Obi
Ngige
Ifeanyi Ubah
Dora...na so on,
All seeking for the no 1 citizen of Anambra.
Huh!

All i can say is that you should take your time in all land deals. Dont be too much in a hurry.
Look well before you leap.

The Bishop was wrong by slapping the young lady. He needs to apologise,simple.

Hope this is bluff!

Even a Nigerian hero dies like a "chicken". My brothers and sisters you're on your own o in this country of ours.
Rest in peace great man.

Very funny thread...
Well, you dont have to say it 'verbally'...just show it in your "character".

Alot of protocols involved in this new licence.

Nice thread. Please can someone tell me where I can buy about 500 catfishes? And the cost?
Thanks.

Blood shed everywhere in our country...
And for the perpetrators of this crimes,your sins will most definitely catch up with you.

Hmmm...Corruption is so evident in Nigeria that most people now see it as normalcy.

Wow...didnt knw dt all ds movie stars ar Nigerians.
Am hapi dt d hv dia names imprinted in the sand of tym.
Wishin dm al d best.

"Eagle Eye"

If u want u can cal it Postinor2...or postinor1...or postinor200...or any oda drug dt can do what postinor does wil likely have a negative effect.

So use ur brain and tk a wise decision today.

careytommy: Yes I agree with you. I have a cousin who said she must get married @ 25. Well, she did. The guy later moved abroad when she had a child and totally shunned her. After about five years, she sought a divorce and is now married to another guy.
So OP, don't just get married because of societal perceptions.

@28 I dnt tink d Op shld b concernd abt societal perceptions,wht shld b on she mind is medical inconsistencies dt is prone 2givin birth @30 n above.
Wel, wn it gts 2dt,beta consult a gud Gyna.
All d best OP.

Plz dnt tk ds personal,bt hv to ask @OP :y wait til 28?

jamace: These numbers(08077446699 or 0810255581) are direct lines to Police IG. Send only short messages (SMS) :

Your SMS should contain the following:

-Quote the Police Vehicle number /identification
-Quote the Officers name and numbers
-Date
-Time:
-State:
-Local Govt area:
-Type of illegal duty - Extortion of money,illegal road block/Check points e.t.c

tnks bro. hp its goin to wrk? Texting nw.

I saw some collectin 200 naira/bus @ Umuikaa in Abia state.
Tnks 4d fone no,gat to txt them nw.

Abia state govt shld go and employ back the sacked non-indigenes b4 all ds bo-ha-ha...mtcheew

NPF the best in the world. Believe this...then u believe anything!
Mtcheeew.

As 4my hood Owerri,it hv been very epileptic, at a time I didnt see light for straight 4 days last week. But for like 2days nw it hv ben relatively ok.

Huh!
'I comment my reserve' 4nw. Pix plz!

kombats: gbam just hit d nail on d head

gbam jare

iykrichie: its totally not, but i advice that you only read of mobile bible apps that have not been doctored or altered.

as long as the mobile bible has the same contents with the real bible's no quams.

rit on point...u jst read my mind.

Plz those anyone know When they are recruiting again,a frnd wants to join.

Hope no casualities,cos 4rm d pic dt am seein, its lukin BIG.

Hmmm...Still tryin 2gt use 2ds.

Gov. T.A Orji of Abia state origin is the ugliest jare. Others are runner up after him.
Beat that!

thehunted: tissue can never clean ur a$$ the way water would. i use water with soap.Afterwards,i wash my hands with soap.chikena.

so u feel that's hygienic...haba!