₦airaland Forum

oooduancalmdown:
How this eddiot became an Oba I will never understand. This man is too controversial. Something must be done about this eddiot

Someone slams his head on the floor, 5 times everyday and you’re acting surprised that some screws are loose in the upstairs balcony?

Na war oh?

An online newspaper, Premium Times earlier reported that the discrepancy was first detected by the Senate during the minister’s confirmation hearing. But rather than probing the issue, they turned it into a tool against Mrs. Adeosun.

This is deplorable and says a lot for about the kind of dangerous criminals we call “honorable sinators” in Nigeria.

These guys discovered this while vetting her but decided to keep quiet and use it to their own advantage.

Very mumuish “analysis”!

So the US wants to destabilize your country and risk splintering it along her myriad ethnic and religious faultlines just to thwart the Chinese when your leaders keep rushing off to Washington at every opportunity like errant school boys seeking approval from the the headmaster?

Talk about delusions of grandeur.

proudevil:
hate,hate ,hate,hate is taking you no where bro.

I ain’t your bro.

Lies, super lies and taqiya.

Imagine a head bashing, moon worshipping, death cult member saving the lives of “kafirs”.

Tell us another one.

The mods are doing a very wonderful job here innocuous words suggesting sexual activity and the like are censored but you can freely post vee disturbing, graphic, gory images.

Una well done.

Who asked this imbecilic clown, Chude for his opinion?

Next time, he should find Shekarau and market him for the presidency. I think Shekarau can deal decisively with kwarauptian.

Anuofia!

Enough of the wailing. A little ethnic cleansing is necessary for the health of our Union.

SergiusOgun2019:
are you irate because of his example or his defense about the ranking of his state among the highest in terms of unemployment?

I am not “irate”. I just taya.

Everything about his statement is wrong headed.

If he can’t conduct his own survey to validate or invalidate the NBS report, it’s smarter to talk about the efforts they are making to reduce unemployment.

The fact that they apparently have no mechanism for measuring the level of employment in the state doesn’t inspire much confidence. How the freaking hell are you able to improve something you can’t measure?

How do all these Mumus get into government? This guy has zero understanding of statistics not to talk about sampling.

You are talking about unemployment in a state with over 2million people of working age and you are talking about Mama Asuquo and a government syringe factory that employs 100 people.

I just tire.

He should leave in 2019 so that his praises may start pouring out quicker.

Your wife is no longer a virgin! That is seriously catastrophic!

There is no remedy for a disaster like this. Even divorce cannot remedy this calamity. I will advise to ..




JUST KILL YOURSELF!!!

Paperwhite:
You're lost in this your futile desperation. Jesus is not a lover of unjustice which the devil you venerates here is all about.
"He have shown thee oh man,what is good & what the Lord require of thee.But to do justly and to have mercy & walk humbly before thy God"-Micah 6:8

Oga you funny sha. You're quoting the bible for a taqiya spewing, moon worshipping herectic.

CyynthiaKiss:
Keep deceiving yourself with epistle.
Come 2019, Buhari will go back in winning North east and North west as usual. Even though, he won't get much support from these two regions like he got in 2015 because they have tested him and they have seen that Buhari has nothing to offer other than hunger and misery. Remember that Southern Kaduna which is in the north west is a no go area for Buhari


Then in north central, Count Benue, Platue and Taraba out. These three places are no go area for Buhari. Then in Kogi state, Yaha bello has given bad name to APC due to his unbearable character
Buhari has only Kwara ( If Saraki does not defect) and Niger state.
Then in SW, our votes are always divided , some of us that voted for Buhari in 2015 voted him because he had Pastor Osibanjo by his side whom we thought will checkmate the excesses of Buhari's dictatorial tendency against Nig Christians. But we have realised that Osibanjo is just a spare tire who does not care about the killing of Nigerian Christians as long as his family members are not involved.
Come 2019, we Christian Yorubas won't vote for someone who is killing our Christian brothers in Benue and other North central statates because come 2019, Buhari will open the chapter of Southern Christians. Buhari has lost supporters in SW

I don't want to discuss about SE and SS. Those two regions are no go area for Buhari, even those that gave him 5% from those regions are biting their fingers.

Madam,

You harsh oh!

However, I am not as optimistic as you are.

Mumuharri is no GEJ, so forget about any truly independent INEC ( apparently led by the Animal’s close relative). His record of misusing the armed forces and police shouldn’t inspire any confidence, either. In summary, it’s more prudent to expect a heavily rigged election.

Even without the rigging, Nigeria has a seemingly inexhaustible supply of mumus. Mumus should be expected to vote for The Mumu-in-Chief.

RedboneSmith:
Some of the comments here are an indictment of the Nigerian education system.

I didn't know that there was such thing as a "Nigerian education system". This is news to me.

OP,

Stop being selfish. Can you finish that punnie alone? I

f the babe starts relying exclusively on you, we start listening to another set of complaints. "She is too demanding". "is my GF a nympho?" etc.

QueenOfNepal:
I need to resurrect this thread by reminding you that the Northern elites are not doing anything rather they are using their masses as cannon fodder for their wars or election

Madam,

Like I stated repeatedly, it's none of my business. And it doesn't concern you either. It's their problem. (If they created a Frankenstein, the monster will eventually turn on its creators). Let them solve it. We have more crucial issues to solve in our own communities to bother with theirs.

Koo N'ubi gi. Till your own garden.

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tsdarkside:
ipobians are foolish...through their actions they haved unknowily declared all biafra groups as potencial terrorists for the future...

if nigeria get pissed too much,they will go the easy way and declare massob,ohaneze or any other as terrorists group in nigeria....

what other nations of the world say doesnt imply in nigeria,the same way nigerian laws doesnt imply in britain,america or china...

k.o....

I can see that the usual mumugerians are again declaring victory prematurely. The atrocities committed by your uniformed gang of cowards against unarmed Biafrans is but another nail on the coffin of your fake federation.

The blood of our martyrs shall not go unanswered but shall water this tree of freedom and bear abundant fruit.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots (and tyrants.)”

Thomas Jefferson:

pazienza:
Until virtual world pseudointellectuals learn to stop criticizing from the comfort of their rooms, until they start a cause of their own, and convince even if just their own family members to join them to push such cause into real world,( never mind getting Millions to do so, that will be too much of demand to ask of pseudo intellectuals) until they are able to sell their better cause to millions, until they are able to give up their current comfort and take to the dangers of the street, the prisons , the ruling elites anger and so much more.

Until they spend time doing the above and less time on pulling down some else doing the above, no one will take them serious, and they will be regarded as lesser beings than charlatans, their inconsequential opinions would be drowned by the cacophony of their ilks, and they would eventually melt into irrelevance.

This is the way the world works, and it won't change.

Thanks.

Epic

Wetin concern snail with block and cement.

Only demented mumus will put Presidiot El Ab-Dullardeen Mumuharri's name and integrity in the the same sentence. That's just an aside.

If Mumuharri likes he can complete his first term and even his probable (I can't underestimate the number of mumus in this country) second term from his favourite sick bed in London. The thing no concern me.

If the 14milliion Mumugerians that voted for him are not complaining, why the fvck do I need to complain. It's not like it makes any difference one way or the other.

He always finds a way to get someone else to do his job while answering to big titles. When he was a military dictator, some other goon did all the heavy lifting. As PTF Chairman, he outsourced all his responsibilities to a private contractor and was driving all around town in big limousines oblivious of the massive fraud his consultant was perpetuating.

In conclusion, apart from entertaining us with occasional mumuish gaffes, it makes no difference to anyone whether Mumuharri resigns, stays permanently in London or just plain dies. The slug isn't even worth this longish comment from me.

Sanchez01:
Where did you pull the emboldened from? How you guys arrive at some illogical conclusion is laughable.

Sadly, most of you don't and won't learn. We are neck deep in this forex trouble because we import more than we export and you are still asking that prohibition on importation be removed.

You're conflating too many sentiments in your reply. Which is the conclusion and which is the fact( or alleged fiction)? Find out the international prices of those commodities and compare to your local prices.

Secondly, banning or imposing punitive duties on imports is the wrong approach to solving your perceived forex issues. You just end up punishing your own citizens through the implied (retrogressive) taxes while encouraging and even perpetuating local inefficiencies. The correct approach is usually to concentrate on areas where you could develop potential comparative advantages and maximize those and then trade. This is Econ 101, for goodness sake.

Sanchez01:
I believe it is enough and more than enough to consider the North as the country's greatest asset 'just because they produce most of what we eat'. The oil in The Delta does not benefit the people, save the government who sells it and keeps the money. Even in the face of resource control, another form of government would still be in charge and not the man whose land oozes with crude unending. Last I checked, I still buy fuel weekly and the money does not return to my pocket.

Let's be frank with one another, the oil in itself is only beneficial to a handful of Northern Elites and a couple of Igbo folks and Yoruba folks as well. Proceeds from agriculture is the reason the Obafemi Awolowo University is standing today and it is the reason the SW metamorphosed into a region of book lovers. My point is, agriculture might not be our primary cash cow, but it does not take away the fact that it plays a more vital role in Nigeria than oil in itself. Do we still export cash crops? Yes, we do, and while it is not what it used to be, we barely look towards that angle because we get it cheap.

Believe me, it would be MI:VII for Cameroon to primarily take up the responsibility of providing for Nigeria should the North say no today because we would put into consideration how much food it has for its people before thinking of others.

I'd upload the video and share the link tomorrow to see the effect of food shortage on a large scale. That the North is doing us a favour is an understatement.

I don't understand how we play politics with simple economic facts.

How da fvck can you say that someone is doing you avfavour because the government essentially forces you to buy his products. Do you know that rice, corn or whatever grains that are sold by the Northern farmers are all more expensive than imported varieties of the same commodities. And this is even after very prohibitive import taxes.

If you think anyone is doing anyone any favour, remove all prohibitions on food importation and find out who is actually doing the other a favour.