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Fellow nairalanders, I need a ps4 with two controllers and Fifa 18 (other games are welcome though). I'm ready to pay 80k as long as it has FIFA 18 and other accessories like charger and HDMI cable. Interested persons that are willing to sell for this amount only should call or WhatsApp me on....

niquidanner:
2 months used ps4 slim for sale with 2 controller and 4 games

What games and how much are you selling?

Damn

yourown:
clean ps4 for sale with two pads and four games including (fifa18,call of duty AW) whatsapp-08024505265,.... location KADUNA.... price 80k negotiable.

Will you sell for 70k cash

op u need to understand that desire is not something you can negotiate. it is a process that happens in the head via electrical impulses in the brain. you only negotiate to have sex with a beautiful woman and move on to other things when ur done. if she tries to cling to you but is furious when you don't give her money, maybe she needs you as her stable provider, in which case u continue to shag as FWB not necessarily an exclusive affair. and u don't go about demanding loyalty or barking like a deranged dog.
she comes around, u guys fukk and she leaves in the morning with a little pocket money like a transaction and she can spend the money on whatever/whoever she's into. it's not ur deal. u just blow ur load and back off. no sentiments. no epistle. she's just your booty call.

but your lovers will come into ur life, and they will chase u with everything at their disposal to to be with u. that's when u begin to talk marriage or LTR.

vandalism

That women aren't approaching you doesn't mean they don't approach other guys that they fancy. Take note. Women approach guys all the time; at workplace, in the taxi/buses, neighborhood, facebook, twitter, gram, the list goes on. But the avalanche of men at their disposal mean they are extremely picky about who they approach. But they approach men nonetheless if they feel he ticks all their boxes.

Why is a grown man crying like a toddler whose toy was taken away from him just because another man is smashing his ex-wife. Isn't life all about trading up? The wife has found the good rob of the green and has decided to move on but this pained sissy is just messing up the whole place. An adult for that matter acting as if he owns the woman? Abi people no de divorce again?

This distressed man needs to get ahold on himself because that pozay is lost. Even if he's able to get past his rival, there is no guarantee that ex-wife would be willing to receive him. So what is the point of bleating. Why not just go ahead and replace her with the numerous younger and fresher women all over the place. It's high time he looked past his addiction and accept reality for what it is.

As an aside, men should be grateful that women in this clime don't have the legal backing to "divorce rape" them with alimony and child support as is the case in the US or the UK where one gets to pay alimony with even his pension or risk going to jail. So, why should I kill myself over a disinterested woman?

Didn't they say the shithole country is no longer dependent oil revenue?

This is the progressive ideology that Nigeria really needs , not the bunch of rigid, most conservative and reactionary feudalists that are labeling themselves progressives in the APC.

buhariguy:
the lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra don't know how to be sarcastic.
They are intellectually lazy

You are bang out of order in posting some pseudo-sarcastic poo on a very tragic thread. Grow up.

northvietnam:
I got first hand information that no priest was killed in Benue by Innocent fulani herders...

So my take on this issue is that this is PURE Propaganda by Enemies of the state/ Idiotic pigs of BIAFRA to tarnish the image of Muha-maid Buhari...

Cyba-ber till 2023...

Omenkalives, sarki, buhariguy, ipobarecriminals, Ngene, Bremex and other Nairaland Resident Zombies.... Hope i spoke ur shallow minds

Your sense of sarcasm needs a bit of work

Nice advice overall but I'd like to add a few points though

1. Know when to cut your losses and run. Once you figure your biitch has started to show any increase in her tendency of wanting to bite the boy in love, then you know it's time to cut her loose or loosen your grip on her.

2. Always be on the move. Some areas have very few bitches making competition quite stiff and as we know, water takes the shape of the container it fills. In this case, scarcity of options would usually give the girls an unfair advantage making them extremely bitchy. So, trying a change of apartment every now and then to a place where the gender population is a bit balanced can help eliminate your needy vibes.

3. Adhere to the golden rule. Do unto others as they do to you. If she withdraws affection and is acting cold towards you, it;s time to tighten the purse strings and if she still continues, ghost on her completely.

4. Never ignore your finances. We may not like to admit it but this world is a materialistic one. Ignoring your finances and hoping some girl will magically stick to your broke ass (not the old desperate ones though) is taking a trip out of reality.

5. Love only exists in the movies. There is no relationship that is not a barter system. You pop the bands, she pop the tities. Money talks, especially here in Naija. If you ain't got none, end of discussion (2 Chainz).

6. Always have an exit plan. No matter how much it may seem that you have found the one (whatever that is), you should always bear in mind that it can only get worse from there. which means you must have an exit plan for when things go south. Saving lots of money here to make a run for it and start afresh when she becomes a complete dive would suffice.


Of truth, man by nature is not really designed for these sneaky and disingenuous demeanor (at least in order not to retar.d civilization). But it stinks to high heaven and eventually, we stop trying to weather the storm and become the storm.

Op I'm sure this woman really loved you, reason she married you against her parents wishes.

But unfortunately, your marriage is having issues, either because her eyes are now open to what her parents saw earlier that didn't let them accept or you have become too much of a sisi - (saying only death can separate the two of you). You really come across as weak and disgusting with such stuupid statements. In fact, Op, you are weak man with no sense of self worth.

Your wife even told you and your pastor boldly that she'll only manage you for a year, meaning she doesn't need you in her life. In her eyes, you are a dead duck

So, grow some balls and mirror her actions -give her back in equal measures whatever she does to you or get the f**k out of her life.

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Op you are a broke idiot. Why did you go into marriage with an elite lady when you can't even afford a decent Plasma TV? You think marriage is fairy tale where love conquers all? You ain't even seen anything yet.

Better go and hustle and start bringing home the bacon if you want respect from this wife of yours because it's obvious she is pissed at your pitiable financial status.

Nice idea but Opeifa has barely a year left before his tenure elapses. Hope there is institutional capacity to implement this policy

Why are you telling us? Aren't you the ones in charge of the police?

The average Nigerian has become so numb to these distressing information that they don't shock us no more.

What will actually shock us is when you go ahead to prosecute these looters, including the likes of Amaechi, Fashola and the heroin tainted APC leader. Or you want to tell me they are saints?

zoba88:
A Nigerian guy named Shaiwai was found dead this morning in a dustbin in Rama park road beside Red Rose School in India.Nigerians gathered to watch as police evacuate his corpse.It is unclear what led to his death.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezjMnq06lhQ



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/03/nigerian-man-found-dead-in-dustbin-in.html?m=1

Loose translation of what was said by sympathizers

Na wa o! (Sigh)


Akuru onye a ihe now. (He must have been beaten to death.)


Eeeow, onyeke alala just like that (He is gone just like that)


Inukwa kwa nu m anya. (Can you imagine that?)


Lee ebe onwuru here now. (His body was found there.)


Ebutere ozu ya there. Enwegi onye ma onye owu, but eba ka ebutere ozu ya. (His corpse was dumped there.) (He hasn’t been identified yet but his corpse was brought there).


Imara na akugburu ya akugbu. (Then he must have been beaten to death)


Another speaker …(You cannot say but autopsy report will show the cause of his death.)


Ma na enwere ebe ndi ogbodo si na aluru ogu yesterday. (The locals said there was a fight somewhere the previous day.)


Kee ebe asi aluru ogu? Akwa many people furu ya ebe ona na restaurant, ma ndi onye onyechere ego. (Where did they say there was a fight? Many people said he was seen at a restaurant sharing money to people)


Ndi ogbodo nyere ya (You saying the villagers gave him?)


Mba, asi na yanwa ji ezigbote ego yesterday na eke ndi mmadu na restaurant (No, they said he had a lot of money yesterday which he was distributing to people at the restaurant.)



Restaurant ebe (Which restaurant)


Eeow Jesus Christ. (lamentations)


Kee ezigbo afa ya ahu? Anago somebody. (What’s that his real name…Anago somebody)


Oburu na asi na obu onye Enugu, akpo ndi enugu now, confirm go di ya before eburuya puo. (If truly he is from Enugu, then let’s call Enugu people to confirm before they take his body away.)


Asigi na obu onye Enugu. (They said he is from Enugu)


Okay onye Enugu (Okay he’s from Enugu)


Asi owu onye Ezeagu (They say he is from Ezeagu)


Enwere onye Enugu no eba nu (Is there any Enugu person here then?)


Mba owu onye Ezeagu (No he is from Ezeagu LGA)


Okay.

RIP TO HIM

midlife crisis

Anyone noticed how the girl kept acting as if nothing happened, not minding the guy could knock her cold dead if he continued hitting her with such ferocity? It's obviously because the guy is handsome, famous and rich?

It's a big lesson for those of you searching for Mr. right, this is exactly what happens when you sell your soul to someone who is clearly above your league, who sees you as nothing but a cum dumpster. He will always remain the star and people will wonder what he is doing with a girl like you. Eventually too, he'll ditch yo arrse for another bae when he gets tired of your boring submissiveness.

Genetically, some could say it's worth the wait as it could be a good opportunity to pair bond with someone with superior genetics. But at what cost? At the expense of your own life and happiness? Where do we draw the line?

Make una de follow una level o, both boys and girls.

Genital warts (a spectrum of the human papiloma virus). It's like a cluster of non itchy/painless translucent bumps around the genital area. They would usually disappear with time (in about a year or a year and half) as long as you do not engage in unprotected sex with the person you contacted it from. Hell, even protected sex is risky with this same person and I know what I'm saying. Just ditch that bae for your own good and learn to practice safe sex.

Trying to apply antifungal or antibacterial cream will be a waste of time. The only treatment you need is to boost your immune system to help fight them and over time, they'll disappear completely.

Op you need to realize that human beings, both men and women respond to different social dynamics. I have had girls who were passionately attracted to me almost to the point of idolization. But as soon as the social dynamics changed - maybe she got a better job, met a hotter guy, moved location or some other issue, the whole thing just went down.

My personal understanding and conclusion is that nature did not design us humans to be sexually exclusive to one person. Marriage was invented to advance the course of civilization and to organize the society. But our natural instincts are not predisposed to be mutually exclusive to each other except in the situation of extreme scarcity of options.

Humanity is really too delicate to withstand the amorous pull of nature.

These women shouldn't entirely be blamed for their woes as attraction is primarily a function of the neuro transmitters.

To break this down, nature has designed women in such a way that they are attracted and will submit only to the best of species and this is the brutally efficient way that nature uses to weed out it's genetic cockups. It is done to preserve the best of species and to ensure that only the healthiest, represented by good looks (manly heights, good body shapes and perfectly symmetrical facial structures) get the chance to pass on their genes.

However, the women who eventually go against the grain and bow to societal pressure or, worst still, settle with schmucks with the lure of money, would most likely end up becoming bitter, angry and caustically unfeminine because they just couldn't cheat nature.

I don't know if there is a way out of this cruel fate, but I will advice men and women to always trim their checklists and not try to go overboard. Every man/woman needs to know their place and the kind of partner they can attract and keep long enough for a sequel if they truly desire to be in stable and committed relationships.

But going for the very limited top genetics when you are not much of a looker yourself will only ensure the vicious cycle continues to rinse and repeat till you are past your prime and left to hope for a dive even far worse than you could have had while you were still in your youth.

Adewole: Prof. share the sitting allowance now, we are running late.

Osinbanjo: No vex abeg, Kemi is bringing it.

Clueless.

Maybe his are not clean after all. I try not to pedestalize these thieving politicians and that way, I'm not utterly surprised when I see some their ignoble actions. Politics as they say is a dirty game.

There is no time for this third force or coalition whatever except we want to go back to square one. Even in America, it's either the Democrat or the Republican.

Obasanjo has tasted the two pots of soup - APC and PDP and he should be in a better position to say which is sweeter. Rather than going to cook another soup, he should try and fix what isn't good about these other two. If the PDP isn't working, you go and fix what is wrong with it.

Every man and his dog in the APC knows Buhari is there for only himself and his Fulani herdsmen. Why not get behind the dullard with other like minds in the APC and push him out of the way for a more patriotic figure that will restructure the country and place it on the threshold of progress? To correct the system, you need to be within not outside of it. Obasanjo use your head.

why is she pouting?