₦airaland Forum

dotman4real007:
true, but the map thing does not work in nigeria neither does GPS,so we use the ask and follow type of map. Naija style.

You must seriously be a learner. The map and gps coordinate works perfectly in Nigeria although you need to have a fairly good knowledge of the roads and surroundings to appreciate the work your map can do. I can never get lost in Nigeria with the aid of the map.

Oildichotomy:
I wish him quick recovery! Let him face the business of governance and not chicken out.

I'm expecting more from him

Which Nigerian ever chickens out when they are in government and they have the chance to enjoy our money? Nobody!!

If he chickens out, it will indeed show that he's sick which happens to everyone irrespective of status.

When I am even thinking on petitioning the senate to add kidnapping and oil bunkering to the list of crimes that carry death penalty...

egbonnla:
This is daylight robbery! They have succeeded in looting N60billion in the name of paying extremely poor Nigerians. Where are the extremely poor Nigerians in Nairaland? Please show your face and confirm if you receive N5000.

You cannot be extremely poor and be on nairaland. if you can afford Internet enabled phone, subscribe to data then log on to nairaland then you should not qualify for government 5k at least until people in idp's, elderly ones and those who don't a chance of having a square meal.

Same accident that made its way to fp two days ago still walked majestically to it again.

This mods dey craze walahi.!!!!!!!!!!

Jethrolite:
How much will you pay, I'll clear all your backlogs by 12 noon.

i was just kidding. do drop your email.

SycophanticGoat:
OK.. but I thought they said he returned to his lecturing job?

he may have returned but I'm sure that may be his private office. It may even be somewhere in his house or a rented space in a shop/mall.

i can bet that no lecturer's office in nigeria can ever look like that except maybe the VC or Dean's of private universities and a few public ones.

..

Nigerians should understand this man's point, that there is life outside politics.

If it was out typical Nigerian politician, he would spend the next one year of his suspension in court dragging his supposed "unlawful" suspension.

I give kudos to him.

Firebrand1:
I rep cohort 2
Am sorry for being so mute 4 long, the online programme is brain sapping .........10th course completed and waiting for the next course to load

This one pass brain sapping!!!!!!!!

I now have a backlog of uncompleted assignments. Who will help me out with my assignments (for a fee)? LoL......

LorDBolton:
Ikorodu ain't spared @ all, same crap.

we have many useless govts in naija

This ish has been happening since time immemorial

Why can't the LASG GOVT build a dam here to absorb the excess water, if there's anything I've learnt reading about the Netherlands history it's that there's always engineering solution to every problem.

What is LASG GOVT business in this particular matter of discuss. I guess you did not read the entire story.

I thought I was going to see pics of the commissioned jetty but alas all I see pics of politicians.

The commissioned jetty or the politicians, who is more important. Anyone that has a pic of the jetty should share it to we that have businesses with jetties jare...

basingstoke:
it is not kunu drinking, it is brukutu sipping, gworo chewing bastard

where is ozoaekpe (I hope I got the moniker correctly) that says that shit sef? Or na u?

OOOS:
Your view is plausible but I don't see in such form. Imagine Tinubu stoop before Bello and you give such explanation. Outside politics, Tinubu is old enough to be his father so there is no big deal in Bello's posture.

I see you didn't read my first sentence

CuteTj:
Of course Tinubu big pass your state Governor in all ramifications na.

Zoharariel:
Way to go! By the time the legislators, governors & ministers are kidnapped atleast twice in a week, they will know how hungry & desperate Nigerians have become.

And after they finish kidnapping government officials and they have no one else to kidnap, then they will now start kidnapping you and I.

Lastanza:
Very possible. 48 houses could be an Estate. There are Estates everywhere owned by an individual.

And besides Sylva or no Sylva u don't know what dis politicians are capable of doing. Very insatiable beings

True talk but my point is these politicians are human beings like us. Because we hear news about them doesn't mean everything said is true. We need to always conduct a fact check before we accuse people of what is not true or else we will be offending God and these people.

It could be our turn someday and we will definitely not like it.

Utchgirl:
APC lies (and propaganda) and God's grace hv one tin in common. ; they are new every morning.

They shld provide evidence to back dia claims up or gerarahia mehn.

You too provide evidence that he owns 48 houses.

Come to think of it, the richest man in Nigeria or even the world does not own 48 houses. So how can a single individual own that number?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47 and lastly 48.....

I just tire for the media in Nigeria.

Of course Tinubu big pass your state Governor in all ramifications na.

But another look at the first pic shows that everyone was seated so it would not have been proper for Bello to stand, distract and block everyone's view moreover since Tinubu was seated Bello needed to stoop to Tinubu's height so they could communicate effectively.

In the second pic shows people behind were now standing (which means the programme/ session had ended) so of course standing will have been the proper posture to communicate in.

You people will just see pictures and be reading silly meanings to it.

Jethrolite:
Lol, which money? I never even reach Lagos self you de talk of money. Shey una de leave that thread to die.

I mean when you collect the money in January next year na...

As for that thread, I always spy on it once in a while hoping to see a new post but nothing new. I even now have to search page 3 of the Business pages before I can access it. What a shame!

But it's understandable and therefore I'm not suprised, the programme has taken its toll on people, some have other things doing and may not be able to keep up commenting on it. If anybody has a question, he/she can mention who he/she wants a reply from and I'm sure they will oblige them their request.

Nothing lasts forever. Let the online training end or let their be a cohort 3 and you will see how people will flood the thread again.

@ Jethrolite, so na MMM you go use our money (BOI/YES) do?
You have been nabbed and you have a case to answer.

See the cars sef! Especially the one on the left...

They have long out gone their use but the owners didn't care to release them. But God pass them, the cars will finally rest in peace.

I'm just dumbfounded with the threads that make Frontpage.
I just tire for una.....

OAKSFIVEFARMS:
For uber Abuja partners:
https://www.nairaland.com/3374339/thread-uber-partners-abuja


Hello all, even though there are 24 hrs in a day, human beings typically need about 8hrs to be properly rested, which means there are about 16 working hours in a day. For one reason or the other, your driver might not be able to do the full 16 hours online. Say maybe he sleeps for 8 hrs, prays, bathes, brushes his teeth, does his early morning toiletries( for lack of a better word) cleans the car before he goes online, during the course of the day, he has to take breaks to eat and so on this would remove a further about 3 hrs from the equation, leaving you with 13 hours. Since we know that money not made is money lost, you have lost about 11 hours worth of money time.
For partners that have multiple cars, the number of hrs lost should be multiplied by how many vehicles you have on the uber platform. So if you have 2 cars, that is 22 hrs gone in one single day. This won't do. 
However, there is a solution, especially for partners that have more than one vehicle. Since the one driver cannot optimise the hrs in a day, it would be advisable to get an additional driver and make them do shifts, that way your car can be online for 24 hours in a day, and your drivers get well rested. Best of all, it doesn't negarively affect how much money you make. Since most drivers average 13 hrs in a day, you can simply remove 1 hour and hire an extra driver, this makes it 12 hour shifts for each driver, there are other logistical concerns but do this and watch your earnings on Uber soar.

Brilliant idea, but just to bring to your knowledge that driving at midnight has its own risks, including fewer passengers on the road and lastly are you aware that your car engine is designed to run for say 100,000m/km (not exactly that but something in that range) thus using the car round the clock will ensure you reach that threshold sooner than it was designed.

Well the aim is to make money, so if you can make your money faster all well and good but have it at the back of your mind that you will have the change something in the car frequently than expected.

@ Jethrolite, cool you showed him the way. You spared me typing.
@ WORLDPEACE, you see your life.... Na man you want kiss. Lol.....

@ Jethrolite, that one na long thing. How will you know the exact link for the course when it is all in figures and you may even have wiped off your browser history.

@ WORLDPEACE, just go to the mail AMI sent to you when you enrolled for the course and click the link at the bottom. It will take you back to the course. You can continue from where you stopped.

As easy as ABC.....

more photos of the engine and interior (dashboard, front and back seats).

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@ hippyseason & Jethrolite,

The courses are there but you just cannot see them with the naked eye. Lol.....

I have discovered the trick to go back to already ended courses which do not appear on your dashboard.

The post wasn't interesting to read as a result of the grammatical blunders.

I believe the written English of the person who posted this on Facebook also contributed to the swelling on the woman's face.

Jethrolite:
This thread has virtually gone dead, what's happening?

hippyseason:
Lol, pity us oh, some of us are married, working full-time jobs, chasing other important things, chasing this, AND, trying to get 100% in everything . I just rounded up with Market Segmentation, Targeting ,& Positioning yesterday, so I've only been able to begin How to Create a Marketing Plan today.

Like someone said on the last page before this, that many will give up and truly, many will give up which may be no fault of theirs.

Many are married, very busy or have other important things to do. It is expected that the enthusiasm we usually start something is not the same as we will end it due to different circumstances.

As for me, I haven't had time to visit AMI this week at all and I have also not completed 2 courses namely: Effective Communication & Influencing Others. Although I have done all the tests, it's the assignment I haven't done which I will do in due course.

Despite all the challenges we may be experiencing, I know we will surmount all of it and at the end we shall be beneficiaries of this programme.

priceaction:
i heard that a court froze imo state account earlier this week because of debt. Why was it not on NL?

You heard which means that it may be true or not true. But not withstanding, you still want it on NL without confirmation (you didn't go to the court to confirm nor ask Imo State Government if the news is true)?

What kind of society are you promoting then.