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PoliticsRe: Laurentia Laraba Mallam And Her Husband Kidnapped In Kaduna by CuteTj(m): 3:22pm On Oct 04, 2016
Zoharariel:
Way to go! By the time the legislators, governors & ministers are kidnapped atleast twice in a week, they will know how hungry & desperate Nigerians have become.
And after they finish kidnapping government officials and they have no one else to kidnap, then they will now start kidnapping you and I.
PoliticsRe: Sylva Opposes Report On Reclaimed 48 Houses by CuteTj(m): 9:22am On Oct 04, 2016
Lastanza:
Very possible. 48 houses could be an Estate. There are Estates everywhere owned by an individual.

And besides Sylva or no Sylva u don't know what dis politicians are capable of doing. Very insatiable beings
True talk but my point is these politicians are human beings like us. Because we hear news about them doesn't mean everything said is true. We need to always conduct a fact check before we accuse people of what is not true or else we will be offending God and these people.

It could be our turn someday and we will definitely not like it.
PoliticsRe: Sylva Opposes Report On Reclaimed 48 Houses by CuteTj(m): 8:20am On Oct 04, 2016
Utchgirl:
APC lies (and propaganda) and God's grace hv one tin in common. ; they are new every morning.

They shld provide evidence to back dia claims up or gerarahia mehn.
You too provide evidence that he owns 48 houses.

Come to think of it, the richest man in Nigeria or even the world does not own 48 houses. So how can a single individual own that number?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47 and lastly 48.....

I just tire for the media in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Meets Yahaya Bello At Book Presentation On Buhari (pics) by CuteTj(m):
Of course Tinubu big pass your state Governor in all ramifications na.

But another look at the first pic shows that everyone was seated so it would not have been proper for Bello to stand, distract and block everyone's view moreover since Tinubu was seated Bello needed to stoop to Tinubu's height so they could communicate effectively.

In the second pic shows people behind were now standing (which means the programme/ session had ended) so of course standing will have been the proper posture to communicate in.

You people will just see pictures and be reading silly meanings to it.
BusinessRe: Are You An Active MMM Helper? You Must Read This! by CuteTj(m): 8:02am On Oct 04, 2016
Jethrolite:
Lol, which money? I never even reach Lagos self you de talk of money. Shey una de leave that thread to die.
I mean when you collect the money in January next year na...

As for that thread, I always spy on it once in a while hoping to see a new post but nothing new. I even now have to search page 3 of the Business pages before I can access it. What a shame!

But it's understandable and therefore I'm not suprised, the programme has taken its toll on people, some have other things doing and may not be able to keep up commenting on it. If anybody has a question, he/she can mention who he/she wants a reply from and I'm sure they will oblige them their request.

Nothing lasts forever. Let the online training end or let their be a cohort 3 and you will see how people will flood the thread again.
BusinessRe: Are You An Active MMM Helper? You Must Read This! by CuteTj(m): 10:28pm On Oct 03, 2016
@ Jethrolite, so na MMM you go use our money (BOI/YES) do?
You have been nabbed and you have a case to answer.
TravelRe: Two Cars Collide At Airport Road, Oshodi Lagos (Photos) by CuteTj(m): 10:22pm On Oct 03, 2016
See the cars sef! Especially the one on the left...

They have long out gone their use but the owners didn't care to release them. But God pass them, the cars will finally rest in peace.
EventsRe: Couple Kneel Down At Their Wedding To Appreciate God (pics) by CuteTj(m): 10:40pm On Oct 02, 2016
I'm just dumbfounded with the threads that make Frontpage.
I just tire for una.....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CuteTj(m): 6:54pm On Oct 01, 2016
OAKSFIVEFARMS:
For uber Abuja partners:
https://www.nairaland.com/3374339/thread-uber-partners-abuja


Hello all, even though there are 24 hrs in a day, human beings typically need about 8hrs to be properly rested, which means there are about 16 working hours in a day. For one reason or the other, your driver might not be able to do the full 16 hours online. Say maybe he sleeps for 8 hrs, prays, bathes, brushes his teeth, does his early morning toiletries( for lack of a better word) cleans the car before he goes online, during the course of the day, he has to take breaks to eat and so on this would remove a further about 3 hrs from the equation, leaving you with 13 hours. Since we know that money not made is money lost, you have lost about 11 hours worth of money time.
For partners that have multiple cars, the number of hrs lost should be multiplied by how many vehicles you have on the uber platform. So if you have 2 cars, that is 22 hrs gone in one single day. This won't do. 
However, there is a solution, especially for partners that have more than one vehicle. Since the one driver cannot optimise the hrs in a day, it would be advisable to get an additional driver and make them do shifts, that way your car can be online for 24 hours in a day, and your drivers get well rested. Best of all, it doesn't negarively affect how much money you make. Since most drivers average 13 hrs in a day, you can simply remove 1 hour and hire an extra driver, this makes it 12 hour shifts for each driver, there are other logistical concerns but do this and watch your earnings on Uber soar.
Brilliant idea, but just to bring to your knowledge that driving at midnight has its own risks, including fewer passengers on the road and lastly are you aware that your car engine is designed to run for say 100,000m/km (not exactly that but something in that range) thus using the car round the clock will ensure you reach that threshold sooner than it was designed.

Well the aim is to make money, so if you can make your money faster all well and good but have it at the back of your mind that you will have the change something in the car frequently than expected.
BusinessRe: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by CuteTj(m): 9:15pm On Sep 30, 2016
@ Jethrolite, cool you showed him the way. You spared me typing.
@ WORLDPEACE, you see your life.... Na man you want kiss. Lol.....
BusinessRe: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by CuteTj(m): 10:54am On Sep 30, 2016
@ Jethrolite, that one na long thing. How will you know the exact link for the course when it is all in figures and you may even have wiped off your browser history.

@ WORLDPEACE, just go to the mail AMI sent to you when you enrolled for the course and click the link at the bottom. It will take you back to the course. You can continue from where you stopped.

As easy as ABC.....
AutosRe: For Sale Nissan Altima 07/08 Keyless Still Clean by CuteTj(m): 11:56pm On Sep 29, 2016
more photos of the engine and interior (dashboard, front and back seats).
AutosRe: Lets Be Your Agent Purchase Your Car From Benin by CuteTj(m): 11:41pm On Sep 29, 2016
vicechopsticksz:
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We pamper through your car
how much is an Acura Tsx 2006?
BusinessRe: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by CuteTj(m): 11:27pm On Sep 29, 2016
@ hippyseason & Jethrolite,

The courses are there but you just cannot see them with the naked eye. Lol.....

I have discovered the trick to go back to already ended courses which do not appear on your dashboard.
CrimeRe: Woman Accused Of Witchcraft In Delta Stripped Unclad (Photos) by CuteTj(m): 8:40pm On Sep 29, 2016
The post wasn't interesting to read as a result of the grammatical blunders.

I believe the written English of the person who posted this on Facebook also contributed to the swelling on the woman's face.
BusinessRe: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by CuteTj(m): 8:32pm On Sep 29, 2016
Jethrolite:
This thread has virtually gone dead, what's happening? grin
hippyseason:
Lol, pity us oh, some of us are married, working full-time jobs, chasing other important things, chasing this, AND, trying to get 100% in everything wink. I just rounded up with Market Segmentation, Targeting ,& Positioning yesterday, so I've only been able to begin How to Create a Marketing Plan today.
Like someone said on the last page before this, that many will give up and truly, many will give up which may be no fault of theirs.

Many are married, very busy or have other important things to do. It is expected that the enthusiasm we usually start something is not the same as we will end it due to different circumstances.

As for me, I haven't had time to visit AMI this week at all and I have also not completed 2 courses namely: Effective Communication & Influencing Others. Although I have done all the tests, it's the assignment I haven't done which I will do in due course.

Despite all the challenges we may be experiencing, I know we will surmount all of it and at the end we shall be beneficiaries of this programme.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Playing Snooker With Imo Youths (Photos) by CuteTj(m): 12:22pm On Sep 28, 2016
priceaction:
i heard that a court froze imo state account earlier this week because of debt. Why was it not on NL?
You heard which means that it may be true or not true. But not withstanding, you still want it on NL without confirmation (you didn't go to the court to confirm nor ask Imo State Government if the news is true)?

What kind of society are you promoting then.
TravelRe: Tanker Catches Fire Along Calabar Itu Express Highway (graphic Photos) by CuteTj(m): 12:11pm On Sep 28, 2016
I saw pervimen, I hope the op or whoever wrote the story didn't mean to write pavement?
EventsRe: Couple Have Their Wedding Reception At Shoprit In Ibadan (Photos) by CuteTj(m): 11:51pm On Sep 26, 2016
For Christs sake...... This is not Nigeria!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tire for these hungry bloggers. Always sensationalizing stories just to get traffic. And trust us Nigerians, we believe everything we hear (i guess thats as a result of the high rate of idleness).
PoliticsRe: Shekau: See What A Blogger Ayourb Wrote In 2014 Vs 2016 by CuteTj(m): 11:58pm On Sep 25, 2016
Sealeddeal:
Yorubas are really the problem of Nigeria not Islam.
And how do you think i am you and Nigeria's problemhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
AutosRe: 2013 Toyota Camry Sport.. With Factory 40z Wheels.. SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! by CuteTj(m): 11:52pm On Sep 25, 2016
DAMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am speechless. I don't know what word to use in describing this car......
PoliticsRe: Orobosa Sophia Igbinedion Weds Umar Ibrahim Mantu (Photos) by CuteTj(m): 12:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
StephanieLuv:
Oh unlike the previous thread on Nairaland when an idiot OP and mod captioned the birthday party of Jonathan's grandchild "LAVISH"
The pics of the event did not even match the title "Lavish".

The op must either be a hungry blogger or a malicious idiot.
PoliticsRe: Troops Rotate Soldiers, Allows Those Who've Spent 6month At War Unite Wit Family by CuteTj(m): 4:03pm On Sep 24, 2016
i remember service year in jos south/ north in 09/10, you wouldn't have moved 1km before encountering soldiers of STF on the expressway.

I do miss Jos and i hope to visit there in the nearest future....
EventsRe: Nigerian Woman Weds British Man In The UK (Photos) by CuteTj(m): 3:49pm On Sep 24, 2016
prof1990:
If the card wasn't green before its just a matter of time now ain't it?
I liked the pic and not the comment
Jobs/VacanciesRe: As A Startup, How Much Should I Pay Workers? by CuteTj(m): 7:33am On Sep 24, 2016
Find out what other businesses like yours pays it's staff, then use that as a benchmark (slightly higher or lower) depending on how much you can afford.
BusinessHow Do I Close Down My Bank Account With A Nigerian Bank by CuteTj(op): 11:11pm On Sep 23, 2016
Ever since opening a corporate account with Diamond Bank like 2 - 3 weeks ago, I have been frustrated by them as the account has been marked "No debit" thus I have not been able to withdraw but can only deposit.

The excuse I was given was maybe the Board Resolution was not detailed enough and I have written a comprehensive one again since Monday this week (corporate search @ CAC was successful) but up till now the issue has not been resolved.

This issue has slowed down my business as its my working capital that is trapped and I have already lost revenue due to this.

I would like to know the procedure on how to close down a bank account with Nigerian banks. Kindly drop a comment if you have attempted shutting down a bank account in Nigeria.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by CuteTj(m): 8:49pm On Sep 19, 2016
@ ukay2, godash, NOLONGTIN1 and other experienced TB investors

My Diamond Bank seems to be clueless regarding anything Treasury bills. Kindly advice on banks (with the exact branch locations) where i can purchase the bills without hitches. I want to participate in the bid coming up in 2 days time.

Awaiting your kind responses asap.
Car TalkRe: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by CuteTj(m): 7:39am On Sep 18, 2016
Adeoba10:
Throwing out suya paper on d move, not knowing that an okada rider was coming, breeze carried the whole paper and covered his face with the suya paper n pepper.
I like this your comment o... but I know say na zobo.
CelebritiesRe: Ernest Asuzu: "My Stroke Caused By A Producer In Nollywood" by CuteTj(m): 11:24pm On Sep 17, 2016
nellaluv:
This useless guy huh 90% of roles he acts in movies is an armed robber just to ra-pe girls. a- hole tongue
I must confess, you must be dull or an illiterate to think the characters he played in movies portrayed the man named Ernest Asuzu in real life or is the same behaviour he exhibits in real life.

For heaven sake, the movies you watch are called "make believe" and as such shouldn't be wholly believed nor practised. Those movies are just for entertainment sake.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by CuteTj(m): 12:36am On Sep 17, 2016
My bankers @ my Diamond Bank seem to be dull and clueless when it comes to TB.

On Wednesday 14/09/16 I asked CC who confirmed they usually sell. All I need is to write declaring my interest in purchasing TB. After writing, I took the letter to my account officer who didn't seem to know anything about it (she said they sell everyday which is not really true as its the secondary market that sells everyday while the primary market is every two weeks and that was the market I was interested in) she then resorted to asking someone else in another branch. the response from the guy in the other branch was they didn't sell that day.

To cut the long story short, that was how they didn't let me buy from the primary market on Thursday 15/0916. I will be running to another bank when the next bid scheduled for 29/0916 opens.
AutosRe: Registered 2007 Honda Crv For Sale @ 1.9m sold! sold!! sold!!! by CuteTj(m): 10:35pm On Sep 14, 2016
@ chronique

How much does the 4 months reg 09/10 acura tsx cost?
BusinessRe: Boi Increases YES-P Would-be Loan Beneficiaries From 1,200 Yearly To 4,000 by CuteTj(m): 7:24pm On Sep 14, 2016
usmanktg2:
This was done few months ago (YES Round 2), why bringing up the news now? must the FG politicize everything?
The guardian newspaper reported this piece of news on May 14, 2016. Direct your blame not at the government but at the op who went to dig out a news of 4 months ago.

You should be smart enough to have gone to check on the link of the news before commenting. Not everything you read online is true.

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