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o God,this guy killed it..dang!!!

A And B

Then she starts wooing you back..

my Mrs nl

try to convert her..or maje una do court marriage kawai,then una go do reception after.

NevetsIbot:
yeah bro... a regular calabar light girl na ogbanje

Take am easy o..no kill person pikin

amtaken:
He's saying that the farmers have surplus and don't know who to sell to or what to do with it.

seriously eenn,I am.not interested in that business now,am a very busy person,I hardly hav tym for that.

ozome15:
are you sure, so if I say buy and supply to me now can u. Or if I say cum let go to ur place in plateau will u

lol.y wont I,but right now,am in Lagos,might be going back by next month,but you can ask anybody about that mararaban jama'a roundabout,thats where the sellers stay,with orange,mangoes and many other fruits,I was born and bred in Plateau State,I know almost every street in jos..am very sure

her stature,thats rhe major attraction to me,I want a slim girl who is curvy,I dont really bother about the curve,but make she sha get am small,she must have a flat tummy,I don't care about the front side and back side..she should just be beautiful and she will instantly attract my attention..

benestico:
FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!


1. They Can never love one girl.
2. They Love sex more than love.
3. Are Talented in lying.
4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They Are Heart breakers.
6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.
7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you.
8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning Men are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.
13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you.
17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.
19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out.
20. They love doing sex through out their life.

TRUE
FALSE
MAYBE??

false

NevetsIbot:
blna warning i wan sound give you.... If you see a calabar woman, rum far away.... Bettter let her not cook for you... Especially the light ones

lol,talking from experience?

NevetsIbot:
you havnt met any calabar girl I suppose.

lmao,bros,you are totally on your own o...comment to think of it,I hardly ever meet anybody from calabar

amtaken:
I wanna buy.

I don't know what the op is saying but strawberry is still in abundance in Plateau State,whete I come from,they will show you many strawberries in a disposable plate and tell you its 200,its still in Plateau State as at last month.

ok

cute,btw,op which plateau state jang dey rule sef?

NevetsIbot:
and why is that??

lets just say,I haven't found the one that caught my heart..

bros,stop embarrassing us biko,pls upload another picture to back up your claim that you are the most handsome,you have been posting this image since morning..e don do you na...

your dad knows that stealing is now corruption,by the way,how on earth sake is this romantic? huh?

NevetsIbot:
every guy is handsome bro..... Atleast, you got a bae

not at the moment bro :p

so he wants you to be like other girls? ok,continu

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warrisdispls

ok..may the god help u

don't you know the mr nairaland contest is coming soon,90% of all these "I am the most handsome" guys wants recognition so that they will contest when the time comes,even tho some of their faces fit mae you dream bad dream,all the same,we d wor wor ones dey hail o..

you have said it all

mimzy:
I appreciate bro. thank you so much. this goes a long way

anything for you

KashyBaby:
I'm still confused with the pidgin...like whats on ur quote earlier...I have no idea what was it



Yeah ur right...I need to learn furthermore...

what I meant earlier was that he looks like the antagonist,going to fight the protagonist in a movie,you know,they never smile

I didn't follow the previous thread so I don't understand this,but 1 thing I understand clearly is that,no morrafukka deserves the tears of a woman who genuinely loves him,babe,move on,its hard,I know,but you just have to..

heartless idiots everywhere...mtcheeww

meanwhile,vote mimzy for miss nairaland www.nairaland.com/mimzy

its extra right,pls remind me to come for the omugwo of your children..

KashyBaby:
OohhMG! What did u say? I don't know what u talking abt


Pidgin dey scatter scatter my brain...

Lolz, Filipina ..you seriously need to learn pidgin if truly you can't digest it well.