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If dis man come to my face n say he iz frm nigeria..I go shook 2 pin for him eyes...oga go n pratice how to lie abeg...ur lie no get grade..south africa warm or nt..no b warm we dey talk abt here..cus as far as am cncern der govt n sayin ntin in dis issue even der police aint doin ntin to stop dem frm burnin n lootin..oga go get urself a wheel chair abeg.

Tau maybe some naija guys dn enter club go show demselve snatchin southafrican babes spendin mula on dem.n behold southafrican jobless guys aint smilin. Naija guys kukuma sabi form everytin na show off.

Rubbish..is dat ngozi on agbada with white beard.? Is dat osita next to her Keep repeatin same old bullshit with a difrent lies..u guys shud let dis man be.b4 una go cus calamity ontop una head.

buygala:
When he and his wife were forming Rambo in Rivers, Bayelsa, and Ekiti States, imposing thugs as Governors, recklessly interfering with the powers of a duly elected governor, playing politics with the unbridled butchery of thousands of hapless Nigerians, and his pathetic wife constituting herself into an unmitigated political nuisance, He never deemed it fit to give us this 'Salvation Army' speech


Now that the shoe is on the other foot, GEJ has suddenly metamorphosed into Pope Jonathan Paul, preaching peace, tolerance, and fairness everywhere he goes


Yes, Nigerians understand the need for peace and fairness in the upcoming elections. ... But we don't need a chameleon like GEJ to tell us that. .. And no, APC won't act all 'fair and just', and allow blood-hounds like Fayose and Agbaje remain or get into power .....


CHANGE MUST BE TOTAL !!!

see where ur cry start n see wia e end.upon all dat we never see wetin dey beat u..

I guess those cars wia drop frm d sky.cus no security go ever gree say na border dem carry all dis stuff pass. Xcept for d guns helicopter mit b doin d drop off.generator we all knw dey av raid many housez.meanin iz cud b among d stuff dey pull out.

somatbabe:
Give respect to the dead now.

I doubt if u understnd a simple english...did I say sumtin direspectful here..we dnt evn knw if she dead or alive..forget abt d story u read.use ur eyes check d pic verywell.b4 cmin @me.

Goodmrnin peeps..pls doz any1 knw where I cn get pure water packing bags..wanna buy dem in bulks for sellin...or address of any nylon cmpany in lagos..thks.my number 08189745434
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Goodmrnin peeps..pls doz any1 knw where I cn get pure water packing bags..wanna buy dem in bulks for sellin...or address of any nylon cmpany in lagos..thks.my number 08189745434

Goodmrnin peeps..pls doz any1 knw where I cn get pure water packing bags..wanna buy dem in bulks for sellin...or address of any nylon cmpany in lagos..thks.

If she is dead y is hand like dat of some1 tryin to touch sumtin?

If she is dead y is hand like dat of some1 tryin to touch sumtin?

U sabi write song no mean say u sabi sing.I doubt if em voice better pass late legend fatai rollin dollar..or else u no go see cici.u better sell it.

ItsMeAboki:
Was she civil when she made those hateful utterances against northern ppl and stoning APC supporters?
She deserves what's coming to her; I have no pity for either her or her husband - the thousands of innocent lives lost, maimed, destroyed and families brutalised cannot be easily forgotten or forgiven.

still yet hz d killing stop? Otonzo y nt pack ur generation into a carton n send to go save naija frm bkharm. Sum people talk as if der brain is droolin.

abduljabbar4:
Kindly cancel that 'A' and the title will be okay

over sabi orubebe junior na em u be.

abduljabbar4:
Kindly cancel that 'A' and the title will be okay

over sabi orubebe junior na em u be.

izzyboy10:
wetin this one dey talk?:-/

...go check ur dictionary or ask google or beta till read again over n over again..truth is always is bitter.

By der comment u will knw doz who wia born last nyt..(Indomie generation) of cus d dude is ryt..y jubilating wen 4yr is still ahead of us.

Every1 dat keep yellin dude u nt wrong hmmmm no follow der advise ooo.dem dn eat belleful..u dn Bleep up u dn Bleep up b dat..u dn throw away ur cntrct cus of ordinary handbag.dem say if u wan cash monkey u av to act like a monkey.am till crashin my head duh abeg which country u cme frm sef?

No u nt wrong...na we d nairalander dey wrong olodo..even if na her papa company e concern u Thank God u av learn small lesson next time u go help ur boss wash her pikin yansh even wen dem no send u.God bless d person dat will replc u.

See her small head like my scrotum..she no knw where sambisa forest dey For her mind nw she over care na em she never trek go sambisa forest go sacrifice herself for dem.goodluck no try wetin b d work wey she herself dn do?

U call it rain I call tears of her joy(nigeria) dis country ws dyin.

Hmmm una own better well well...my girl will call like 15 times a day just to hear ur voice.she will ping u frm morning till night.sendin all kinds of pics just to show u how much she love u.upon all dis we only met twice in month despite dat dat we nt dat far frm each oda here in lagos.all in d name of work she ll never create a tym for u guys to meet.and yet she ll b like baby I feel like kissin u.baby I need u. I miss u so much av u eaten?meeehnn!!! Is dis love or bad market abeg.av been tryin to walk out frm her n her xcuse frm work.bt I dnt wanna play d bad guy part.

argon500:
Two guards were killed and several people injured after gunmen attacked Garissa University College in northeast Kenya on Thursday morning.

Kenya Red Cross officials say at least 30 people, including two policemen were injured by the attackers and have been rushed to hospital.

The gunmen are said to have attacked the institution around 5.30am Thursday.

Unconfirmed reports state that students may have been taken hostage.

Nation.co.ke reporter Abdimalik Hajir said he saw the bodies of the guards near the university's main gate.

Inspector General of Police Joseph Boinnet said there was a shootout between attackers and police officers who were guarding the students’ hostels.

"The attackers shot indiscriminately while inside the university compound.

“However, the attackers retreated and gained entry into the hostels….a joint force composed of NPS officers and other security agencies arrived and are engaged in an elaborative process of flushing out the gunmen from the hostels,” he said in a statement posted on his Twitter account.

KDF and police have entered the university’s compound.

Source: http://www.nation.co.ke/counties/Garissa-University-College-under-attack/-/1107872/2673506/-/13a5c3i/-/index.html

....admit u forget to add dis...viewer dicretion pllsssssss dnt stare if u dnt av iron mind...too bad God pls av mercy..70 dead nw I just reciv anoda news abt d death toll which is 77.

MzHolly:
I am a P. A. to the Managing Director of a big
company and whenever we have the Annual General
Meeting, we often book rooms into the venue of such
meetings for effective co-ordination. A few weeks
ago, we had last year’s AGM and a few of us got a bit
drunk as the meeting went rather well. You can
imagine how shocked I was when I woke up the next
morning to find my boss in my bed! He’d been flirting
with me for months even though I told him I wasn’t
interested.
I don’t know if anything happened between us as he
looked really smashed too and I still had some
clothes on. I’m currently on leave and I’m terrified of
going back to work as I have developed an itchy
discharge. How can I convince my boss I’m not
interested in him sexually and let him know I might
have infected him? My job is on the line here!

..madam go back and rewrite dis story n tell us which cultist u belong to abeg..

oluwafemi113:
I need to share this information l got from a reliable source.
We should thank God for using Kofi Anan, General Abubakar and Thabo
Mbeki of South Africa to persuade Jonathan to concede defeat on time
& shut down hawks around him who would have Nigeria burn down instead of allowing Buhari to take over.
The gentlemen were at Hilton hotel and General Abubakar instructed
some one at the collating center to inform him when it is mathematically impossible for Jonathan to win. And so, the moment Delta state was announced the man called General Abubakar who swiftly moved to Aso Rock with the two other men, and they
persuaded Jonathan that since it was impossible for him to win now, he should please call Buhari to congratulate him for the sake of peace in Nigeria.
The moment Patience Jonathan heard that she started shouting that
Jonathan should not do it, that how can dey hand over to Almanjiri
people? At that point Kofi Anan begged her and Jonathan went on to call Buhari, and they quickly leaked it out to the Press.
lt was revealed that it was Patience Jonathan that sent Orubebe to
scatter the Collation Centre!
May God deliver us from bad spouses

..fool na all ur generation sound like a kid..u wia all chantin for change n der u hav it.y nt liv pej n gej out of ur imbicile mouth.otonzo.only under 16 children dat cn bring up rubbish story like dis.n dis show u 1 of dem kid.

oluwafemi113:
I need to share this information l got from a reliable source.
We should thank God for using Kofi Anan, General Abubakar and Thabo
Mbeki of South Africa to persuade Jonathan to concede defeat on time
& shut down hawks around him who would have Nigeria burn down instead of allowing Buhari to take over.
The gentlemen were at Hilton hotel and General Abubakar instructed
some one at the collating center to inform him when it is mathematically impossible for Jonathan to win. And so, the moment Delta state was announced the man called General Abubakar who swiftly moved to Aso Rock with the two other men, and they
persuaded Jonathan that since it was impossible for him to win now, he should please call Buhari to congratulate him for the sake of peace in Nigeria.
The moment Patience Jonathan heard that she started shouting that
Jonathan should not do it, that how can dey hand over to Almanjiri
people? At that point Kofi Anan begged her and Jonathan went on to call Buhari, and they quickly leaked it out to the Press.
lt was revealed that it was Patience Jonathan that sent Orubebe to
scatter the Collation Centre!
May God deliver us from bad spouses

and den what Rubbish..u for tell us say u dey there with dem or post a pic where dey wia all drinkin garri n kulikuli..na people like u dey give nigeria bad name.afterall nobody askd u to analize dis ur fake story here.

Asari is only angry cus of d bad people dat futrated gej against nigeria..he iz angry cus naija is blind to see dat d peeps dat destroy him are d people dat naija is praisin 2day...asari is a mad dog arrest him or nt ..wat abt iz boys cn u arrest dem also,how many of dem did yaradua last tym?

Pls when talkin abt jail issue here pls dnt bring asari dokunba mata here cus naija go cry if dem dare arrest dat mad dog.even shekau small for wey him dey.buhari is a wide man he wudnt near asari unless u want to wake up MEND n der madness.

Taaaii como der shey na him kidnap dem? Wat r u. Sayin?

Great men indeed..awon ole...actin like a saint blame it on gej for bein slow on dem..c amaechi too dey smile boy boy.I pray buhari dznt listen to any of dem advicez,,,,

Iz show u are not man enuf yet to bring dis kind of issue..u shud av bite her brother dick den xplain to dem y u did it instead of workin out of dem..haba wia u with dem wen dey wia growin up? B4 u married her u shud av gav her ur own rule n regulation na? Iz also mean u dnt even trust urself with ur sister.

Dis is to say all buhari fans are evil people with sponge heart.ow come wen goodnews like dis is spread u dnt see any coment frm dem..bt wen isz abt buhari winin dey will all line up swearin n start leakin der tongue chantin sai baba!!!