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Choi, I hate it when I'm late I hope I'm too late though.
Well, I vote.
1. Rokiatu
2. Rozzay
3. Temigracie

Good Lord! This is it, the definition of a goddess. Only if I could just....

Nna OP, I like this your write up oo, but that your number 15 get im be.

Seriously guy, physically? Must I be Iron Mike Tyson to date a babe? If im enter wahala, na im go use im head carry the gbese o, na only me waka kum?

Spiritual kwa? I no resemble T.B Joshua at all, so any power(especially konji) that will bring me close to a possessed girl...... Die! Die!! Die!!! Die!!!!!!!

pwreshbawz:
cool can i divert when i wanna do masters

from FST to Mechanical engineering. I'm just short of words on what to tell you.
Like seriously? Well, you can ask your course adviser about this, this one pass me walahi

pwreshbawz:
@CzarChris what kind of engineer are u

I'm a mechanical engineer, why?

Modified.

FST, is one of the most lucrative courses I've ever seen, that's if you know what your doing.
Yeah, I've seen a few people that studied FST, offshore. They are basically the CSRs(Company Site Rep) their job is to monitor the catering company in charge of feeding, accommodation and care of workers at the location. They also inspect raw foods that are brought to the location and declares it safe before it is to be used.
I don't really know the take home of the site reps though I think its over 350 the last time I worked offshore(CSRs are more of contract staffs). But I know that of their oga at the head office, but I won't mention it here for security reasons.

rokiatu:
Girls ain't even accepting their nominations

anyways here's another find. She better accept thou verified ladies should atleast be 17 by now.


https://www.nairaland.com/annita19

Chai this annita chica reminds me of my ex ooo. If not for the tattoo and belly ring I would have screamed WTF?!!!

BTW Rokiatu all the way.

Chai! Chai!! I weep cos I remember my school days. Eng 209(Engineering Thermodynamics), the only course that I had a carry over in my life.
Now imagine this, all engineering departments in school of engineering + some select departments in other schools being cramped together in a 500capacity lecture hall. Not forgetting the crazy lecturer that talks to himself we nicknamed the dude Osama.

But when I retook the exam the next session, I had an A in that same course. That was when I discovered the power of self study, solving past question papers and a pack of Benson

Reping Futo

synergycom19:
Labor unions are very selfish , greedy and unpatriotic, they wanted the government to continue wasting money on them while they do nothing to improve on there service delivery. In efficency and corruption including embezzlement abound, check out,NNPC, CBN EFCC, FIRS, CUSTOMS, IMMIGRATION,MDG's etc
They never strike against corruption, bad governance, improve infrastructures, social services

Dude, this is insensitive. What of the obscene take home of NASS members? The infinite conduit pipes used to launder and siphon public funds by the ogas at the top. You won't say that, your concern is that government is wasting money on wages.
What is the wage bill of the average Nigerian? Convert it to dollars and do a comparison with international standards.
Make people papa no come swear for you here ooo.

Nonybb:
My People are f0ols, and f0oled by the Old thieving Politicians. How many Nigeria got TV talkless of getting a Digital Cable? Wake up People. They didnt do it for you and me, they did it for themselves because it bitten them individually. They spend Millions to acquire TV and the only channels they watch is the foreign one, so they particularly know the price of these subscriptions. How many of them have gone to the market to inquire about the Price of 1 Cup of Garri. And who needs "TV" when Garri have disappeared from the Table? I must eat before I watch TV. One they did leaving the other left undone because they live in world of profligacy, sleaze, looting and stashing in hard currencies. I am currently reviewing my decision to vote GEJ next year

Guy you well at all? Are sure your in Nigeria? Or are one of those punks that are outside this country that think the picture of an African is that of war torn areas in Somalia? Or the bush people you watch on the gods must be crazy? We're not doing that bad in this country.
BTW, na only you and your linage be f000ls abeg o

On the topic? Its about time we had pay-per-view in this country. Can't think of anything as wicked as when you're on a two weeks rotation and you still pay a months bill on cable t.v

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OP, wastefulness? Wetin come consin u 4 d mata? Na ur money? If you have money to spear, spend it haba! Life is just one lifetime o.

And if your broke, guy, pray to whatever god u serve to bless you and stop hating

See OP, me and you get fight to fight, and this fight, has fatality as a major finish. Based on this your predictions I go sale all d property wey I get with hopes of starting an ammunition business, based on the up coming war, no dice.come give me my property dem back ooo, hmmm.

2cato:
Abeg make them face front. Lie lie story just to oil the ego of some people.

It's comments like this and those by other tribalistic anuofias on this thread that makes me weep for this cursed country. How can other nations take us serious when we come on the internet to display pure undiluted hatred for each other all because of what, tribe? We as a nation will continue to be the laughing stock of every country on this planet until we put value on ourselves. Remember that what ever name you give your dog is what it will answer, let's keep washing our dirty linings outside for the world to see. Later will say that a Ghanaian is insulting us, una never see anything.

On the topic, congrats to the kid, he honestly won't have achieved this feat here easily cos the environment there is very conducive for learning. This reminds me of a guy, my cousin's friend, who struggled to make a 2.2 in mechanical engineering in a federal university here, going to the U.K to be the best graduating student in aeronautical engineering at masters level. We struggle to break even here, but God willing we will get there.

This is that ishi right here, and people have the guts to call me a career bachelor. Well, I can't take this ishii, even my girl knows that. Thank God divorce is now an option. Whenever I actually get married and my wife suddenly grows balls, I'm kicking her out-a-my-house. Thank God I'm getting a pre-nup.

Now that's some scary $h!t , she's just a natural at ogbanjism

This dude just needs to be shot, like WTF is dis?!!

Ademat7:
so touching, thanks for sharing and I pray d God continue to sustain you in ur chosen career.

Thanks man, lets just say God is the best coach anybody can ever have.

Juliaann:
The petite

Chai! See her face like baby face, when she smile na amazing grace. infact I see perfection.

I can say my dad, that man was a genius + workaholic, the way he solved or went round unsolvable problems without stress was a beauty to behold. During his day, he was the youngest employee of the bank he worked with in the early 70s, left the banking industry in 1991 to start his own company, so yeah I looked up to him for everything.
So when he died a week after I collected my B.Eng certificate I was a wreck, cos that was when I really needed his advice most.
After that, God has been my only coach and his grace and guidance have always been present in my life.

OP, Vodka kwa? haa. Ok, try taking AK47 vodka then tell me the result the next morning. I used to pride myself in my inability to get shut down by any alcoholic drink no matter the quantity, until I took that dreaded AK47. To cut the long story short, I quit alcohol for a year and some months when I recovered from the effects of that drink.

Na wah oo, omo see height. As much as I love short endowed ladies, I honestly won't mind tapping that a*z, lyk damn she's hot

Honestly, this is the kind of thread that I love, when the 2012 fever came here gadamn!!! That was when I knew the number of intellectuals on nairaland was alarming, omo come see interpretation of the mayan calender coming from left right and center, but at the end? No dice all those intellects disappeared.
Dude, I ain't doubting you cause I understand the power of the cosmos, but bros this is wild goose chase, sh**t ain't happening, even if it does, we'll still be here, balling

NB: One doesn't need to be a guru to know that the fall of the USA is eminent, they've practically done everything and more from the handbook of other collapsed world powers on how they collapsed. It's just God's grace that is keeping that Country at the top. But there arrogant distortion of spiritual laws will be their undoing.

carefreewannabe:
No, I have not cheated and I have never made any guy believe that he is my one and only when he was not.

Some people have values, you know?

I couldn't respect myself if I was a liar and I don't even surround myself with such people.

Judging from your moniker and the statement above, I see a huge contradiction. But whatever rocks your boat. I'm gon keep being real.

carefreewannabe:
@bold

If this is your attitude, then let your girlfriend know about it so that she won't sleep with you without protecting herself, trusting that your relationship is exclusive and that you won't infect her with any STDs.

Yo babes, let us just be honest, just be totally honest here, do you mean to tell me you have never slept with someone other than your boyfriend when you were dating? That you never strung along 3-4guys at the same time, with each of them believing that he was your one and only? That if you where brought before a combined team of sango and amadioha to swear to these, that you'd swear to it without having a second thought?
For f**sake girl be real and put off the sanctimonious exterior its getting old.

There is nothing I respect more than the sanctity of marriage. In all my "baddest guy ever liveth" runs i've never gone close to a married woman. Why? Cos I know the implications, when a couple stand before the alter and make vows before man, angels, spirit and God to be faithful to each other, that's some serious sh**t. Wonder why its only adultery and not fornication that's mentioned in the 10commandments? Go figure.
It's not by power, but I hope God will give me the grace never to cheat whenever I get married.

As for those saying if cheating is not okay marriage, then it shouldn't be for relationships. Well my answer to that is simple, how can you cheat on what you don't own? The both of you ain't married for f***sake so nobody owes anybody any allegiance. Only when you're married can you claim right of ownership. Until then "taste the waters" that's my motto

icebeatz:
lmao...
ur head dey dia...
u deey lagos??'

Naa dude, just your average Port-Harcourt boy

OP, to be honest with you as in totally honest. I'm seriously trying not to call you a mugu, so I won't call you that. But seriously guy are you a learner? There is one thing and one thing only every matured guy should always keep in mind, "your hoe is always cheating on you", she's only yours when you're with her as she leaves you she might meet another guy who maybe more classy and shows a quality lacking in you and she may decide to have a go at it, while you are at the side saying that's my babe, but another sharp guy is actually slamming her(Note: every lady has at the very least 6chykers every damnn day, now imagine what a pretty girl goes through, at a point they get confused and I don't really blame them).You can never catch a cheating woman, so the one that slipped and you found out is just one of many.
My advise? Cut your loses, you can keep her around and atleast have a regular punnany or just break up and move on. You've lost her already.

As for those saying he has trust issues, the dude caught her cheating for F***sake that really destroys his trustometer, cut him some slack.

Truth be told, any responsible man that is ready to get married, knows that he is ready. If he meets that lady that he wants to marry he will just know instinctively that she's the one without any long protocol and he can even marry her within 24hrs and damn the consequences that's just it.
Personal example the day I met my fiancee I just knew that it was her I could have married her within the week I met her(this is coming from a career playboy) if not for some family resistance I'm working on right now.
My point? You just know when you meet the right person. There is no laid down timeframe.

EDITED:
Guys make una no kill me, but the truth just have to be told. Ladies, I don't understand how some of you guys think. Your dating a guy whose dress sense, lifestyle, speech, orientation, infact everything about him smacks of immaturity and you're expecting to hear wedding bells within a year? SMH4U. Then you need the cele type of deliverance. He will use you to learn maturity and then drop you like a bad habit.

QMark:
Tanzanian Coal Mine? When we have so many minerals buried under our soil in commercial quantity. I weep for my country. I know this crude oil will finish one day sha.

I don't blame Dangote for investing in Tanzania. The businessman in me would do the same under similar situation.

In commercial quantity, we have the following, but since crude oil is enough to meet our govt. official's pocket need, they see no reason to develop the other sectors that will take a time outside their political tenure to start yielding money.

And you say Nigeria will get there? I love this country so much, but i don't think we will get there, at least not in the next 20 years. Don't get me wrong, I am still a proud Nigerian, even if I have to continue to force myself to be. I just haven't seen any step forward, and I can't continue to lie to myself that we will get there when nothing yet shows that we are on our way there.

ABUJA
- Marble
- Clay
- Tentalite
- Cassiterite
- Dolomite

ABIA STATE
- Gold
- Salt
- Linestone
- Lead/Zinc

ADAMAWA STATE
- Kaolin
- Bentonite
- Gypsium
- Magnesite

AKWA IBOM STATE
- Lead/Zinc
- Clay
- Limestone

ANAMBRA STATE
- Lead/Zinck
- Clay
- Limestone
- Iron-Ore
- Salt
- Glass-Sand
- Phosphate
- Gypsium

BAYELSA STATE
- Clay
- Limestone
- Manganese
- Lignite

BAUCHI STATE
- Amethst (violet)
- Gypsium

BENUE STATE
- Lead/Zinc
- Limestone
- Iron-Ore
- Coal
- Clay
- Marble
- Sakt
- Gem stones
- Gypsium

BORNO STATE
- Diatomite
- Clay
- Limestone
- Hydro-carbon (oil and gas)
Partially investigated)
- Gypsium
- Kaolin
- Bentonite

CROSS RIVER STATE
- Limestone
- Uranium
- Manganese
- Lignite
- Lead/Zinc
- Salt

DELTA STATE
- Marble
- Glass Sand
- Gypsium
- Lignite
- Iron-Ore
- Kaolin

EBONYI STATE
- Lead
- Gold
- Salt

EDO STATE
- Marble
- Lignite
- Clay
- Limestone
- Iron Ore
- Gypsium
- Glass-sand
- Gold
- Dolomite Phosphate
- Bitumen

EKITI STATE
- Kaolin
- Feldsper
- Tatium
- Granite
- Syenite

ENUGU STATE
- Coal
- Linestone
- Lead/Zinc

GOMBE STATE
- Gemstone
- Gysium

IMO STATE
- Kead/Zinc
- Limestone
- Lignite
- Phosphate
- Marcasite
- Gypsium
- Salt

JIGAWA STATE
- Butytes

KADUNA STATE
- Sapphire
- Kaoline
- Gold
- Clay
- Surpentinite
- Asbestos
- Amethyst
- Kyanite
- Aqua marine
- Ruby
- Rock Crystal
- Topaz
- Flosper
- Tourmaline
- Gemstone
- Tentalime

KANO STATE
- Prrochinre
- Cassiterite
- Copper
- Glass – Sand
- Gemstone
- Lead/Zinc
- Tantalite

KATSINA STATE
- Kaolin
- Marble
- Salt

KEBBI STATE
- Gold

KOGI STATE
- Iron-Ore
- Kaolin
- Gypsium
- Feldsper
- Goal
- Marble
- Dolomite
- Talc
- Tantalite

KWARA STATE
- Gold
- Marble
- Iron-Ore
- Cassiterite
- Colubite
- Tantalite

LAGOS STATE
- Glass-sand
- Clay
- Bitumen

NASARAWA STATE
- Beryl (emerald)
- Asquamirine and
- Haliodor)
- Dolomite/Marble
- Sapphire
- Tourmaline
- Quartz- Amethyst (Topaz, gamet)
- Zireon
- Tantalite
- Cassiterite
- Columbite
- Limenite
- Galena
- Iron-Ore
- Barytes
- Feldspar
- Limesstone
- Mica
- Cooking coal
- Talc
- Cay
- Salt
- Chalcopyrite

NIGER STATE
- Gold
- Talc
- Lead/Zinc

OGUN STATE
- Phosphate
- Clay
- Kaolin
- Limestone
- Germstone
- Bitumen

ONDO STATE
- Bitumen
- Kaolin
- Gemstone
- Gypsium
- Feldspar
- Granite
- Clay
- Glass-sand
- Dimesion stones
- Limestone
- Coal

OSUN STATE
- Gikd
- Talc
- Toumaline
- Toumaline
- Colimbite
- Granite

OYO STATE
- Kaoline
- Marble
- Clay
- Sillimnote
- Talc
- Gold
- Cassiterite
- Aqua Marine
- Dolomite
- Gemstone
- Tantalite

PLATEAU STATE
- Emerald
- Tin
- Marble
- Granite
- Tantalite/columbit
- Lead/Zinc
- Barytes
- Irton-Ore
- Kaolin
- Belonite
- Cassiterrite
- Phrochlore
- Clay
- Coal
- Wolfam
- Salt
- Bismuth
- Fluoride
- Molybdenite
- Gemstone
- Bauxite

RIVER STATE
- Glass-sand
- Clay
- Marble

SOKOTO STATE
Kaolin
- Gold
= Limestone
- Phosphate
- Gpsium
- silica-sand
- Clay
- Laterrite
- Potash
- Flakes
- Granite
- Gold
- Salt

TARABA STATE
- Kaolin
- Lead/Zinc

YOBE STATE
- Tintomite

ZAMFARA STATE
- Goal
- Cotton
- Gold

Nice breakdown dude, but you forgot that plateau State has Uranium(its quantity either commercial or not is still being investigated) and also Imo state has huge clay deposits.
My sincere apologises if I derailed, but this country Nigeria has unquantifiable natural resources,that we ain't tapped yet.

God please save this nation.