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 Romance › Re: Four Things You Cannot Change In Your Guy by CzarChris(m): 1:52pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
1st of I hate football. So am free of number one. The only me here is that I'm a conc mama's boy, as in hardcore mama's boy. So if I take you to see my mum, then your definitely wife candidate, but if... I no talk o! |
| Health › Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by CzarChris(m): 3:01pm On Oct 17, 2013*. Modified: 11:39pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
cashkid18: @op,is it adviceable to use detergents in washin d joystickYes, please use bleach like hypo regularly or even harpic can do the magic. See question, mtcheew. BTW OP, I rushed to open this tread hoping to learn how to clean my game console. But, this John Thomas actually is a game console come to think about it. 2 Likes |
| Science/Technology › Re: Teenagers Launch Locally-made Rocket In Imo, Causing Confusion by CzarChris(m): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
News like these make me proud to call myself an Igboman. I remember back then in FUTO, when robbers came to my off camp lodge, just a little mix of dry pepper, ethanol and a pinch of a wonderful white substance in a bottle, thrown through the stairs, sent the intruders running out of the lodge. Only problem was nobody could open his eyes or breath well outside his room for like 3hrs, those where the days. Fact is we need more of these inventions, just in case. Way to go boys!!! 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Which Is Your Best Gospel Songs And Artists? by CzarChris(m): 12:05pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
All songs by Patty Obasi and Shirley Cesear's He'll do it again. Am very picky when it comes to gospel music. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ngige Is At It Again, He Will Never Change!!! (see Pics) by CzarChris(m): 8:43am On Oct 06, 2013 |
oge101: I keep telling you guys that a leopard can never change its spot but you keep screaming everywhere onwa. Well it may break your hearts but I am very sure that all those campaigning for Ngige are clearly doing it because they were paid to. My people please let us not be deceived by people who have sold their conscience for stipends. Lets vote wiselyOP, so make Ngige no pray abi? Na God himself go punish you there. Anuofia! By the grace of God, Ngige will overthrow APGA that is now an appendage of the PDP. |
| Family › Re: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by CzarChris(m): 7:00am On Oct 06, 2013 |
July 26th 2009 was the darkest day of my life, the day I lost my dad. He died of Chronic Kidney failure, we practical sold everything we had to save him but he finally gave up. He died right in my arms(am crying as I type this). I was too close to him, I was so devastated. R.I.P Dad, the wound of your passing is still fresh in our hearts. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Feel Like Granting Some Wishes Today,guys Only by CzarChris(m): 11:58pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
[quote author=splasy_duicy]hey love am single,you can judge the rest yourself#winks#[/quote] Gaddyum, christmas just came 3months early. Am so game, how soon do we get to the babymaking part? Hey, don't blame me i love kids. |
| Fashion › Re: Your 'Sexy' Hips Could Actually Be Saddlebags (photos) by CzarChris(m): 7:40pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
Well, watever. A hard d!c.... don't care about all these fabbles. I love my chicks thick with em saddleeverything. No anorexic chic is getting my attention(or even that of a real African man for that matter). So ladies stop hating cos dem saddlebag chics got all the attention. Nothing can make us give up on them, so stop researching and go add some flesh. QED. 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Your 'Sexy' Hips Could Actually Be Saddlebags (photos) by CzarChris(m): 7:37pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
Well, watever. A hard dick don't care about all these fabbles. I love my chicks thick with em saddleeverything. No anorexic chic is getting my attention(or even that of a real African man for that matter). So ladies stop hating cos dem saddlebag chics got all the attention. Nothing can make us give up on them, so stop researching and go add some flesh. QED. 3 Likes |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Feel Like Granting Some Wishes Today,guys Only by CzarChris(m): 3:14pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
OK fairy godmother  , I think a good, matured thinking, non-materialistic babe will do for Christmas  . Like seriously, I just want to get married, but there is an army of gold-diggers out there, you feel me? Will really appreciate a quick granting of the wish.  |
| Romance › Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by CzarChris(m): 7:34pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
And persin go come ask why am addicted to NL...LMFAO. Was having a terrible day, but with this, am well entertained. @topic, I no get time for long story, just give her the silent treatment, case closed. NB:Unless she's to damn hot then I use the, "swerry your so important to me, the only thing I can think of is your happiness, I can't give you the life you deserve, you are worth more". Works everytime, can still shine congo anytime. |
| Politics › Re: “I Forgive You” – Okorocha Tells Umeh by CzarChris(m): 1:18pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
The level of tribalism and hate I @topic, am not a fan of Rochas(I actually abhor the dude), but you have to respect that the guy is intelligently moving him self closer to the villa, all this stuff we are seeing is just a smokescreen to the main issue, and its actually making him popular whether good or bad. BTW, in power/politics no permanent friends or enemies just permanent interest. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Lies The Church Tells Women by CzarChris(m): 8:32pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
PrettySpicey: These lessons are for those who believe their Pastors' words are literally "Out of God's mouth" |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Lies The Church Tells Women by CzarChris(m): 5:09pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
This tread reeks of a lez twisting the biblical truth under the guise of 'feminism'. This one aspect I love about muslims, they are clear and strict on what they want and they adhere to it no complains from their ladies. But, cos Christ gave us liberty we think we can twist things our way abi? God is watching in 3D ooo! 4 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Take This Personality Test by CzarChris(m): 6:40pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Introspective Sensitive Reflective You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. However it is no problem for you to be alone for extended periods of time, without becoming bored. This is so accurate. Well I've always known I was an introvert |
| Crime › Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by CzarChris(m): 1:57am On Jul 30, 2013 |
This just has to be one sick joke. What da phuck do you mean by cheating? Am I your only bf? Am i married to you, we are still dating. Even if we arf married, my ganpapa wey marry 13wifes lived a full life not to talk of its just you. Anyway, i simply quietly leave that scene, but by the time am through wwith you and your family, you guys will beg for death and death will elude you nd your family. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by CzarChris(m): 4:24pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
It was just 'CATACLYSMIC' yes thats the word. I could saw a supernover happen in front of me and everywhere went dark and silent for like 10mins. That was the 1st and last time he ever layed a finger on me. He came nd apologised in the morning. But my mum? OMG, thats all i can say. |
| Family › Re: Dad Begs For Forgiveness For Defiling His Daughters. by CzarChris(m): 6:35am On Jul 12, 2013 |
To me o, their mother owns 75% of the blame. How could she leave her kids with that man, fully knowing his abusive tendencies, or even sleep well, enjoying her life in another man's house, knowing the sort of hell those kid could be going through. What a sorry excuse for a mother. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Deliverance From Four Demonic Kingdoms! by CzarChris(m): 1:27pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
WTF did I just read? Am a christian, but this religious fanactism just has to stop. What do people enjoy in making christianity which was brought to make us free feel like a bondage? Jesus said his yoke is light, but most doctrines make christianity seem like being in prison. Wat da hell is blackberry kingdom? God will judge all those twisting his instructions. Well, to everyone his own. |
| Family › Re: Wrong Reasons Why People Marry by CzarChris(m): 4:38pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Amaaskia: The only importance of women to cave men like you? Right?I totally agree with you on this one, why should that guy jsut say food,s*x nd kids? Food? You can get that one anywhere, s*ex? Ashy don finish? The only reason for marriage is kids. Watelse are women good for if not Hi-BP? Ama be real to yourself, wakeup and smell the pudding and leave all those novels you are reading. Rubbish. If not for one thing nothing will ever make me marry ever. 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Sweden's Left-Party To Ban Men From Urinating While Standing by CzarChris(m): 10:41pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
Garri the 1st: In those days our women's had taut "MINISTRIES". Even when it had to be stretched what usually occurred is "Elastic Deformation".I just love engineering, its got answers to everything. Dude the part of the turbulent flow really got me ROTF, at least the turbulent flow wasn't at a state of entropy. |
| Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by CzarChris(m): 9:11pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Well, I just have 1 thing to say. @OP, Your fada!!!  |
| Romance › Re: An Apology Letter From Men To Women by CzarChris(m): 9:10pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
I just have 1 thing to say. @OP, Your fada!!! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, How To Know A Chronic Womanizer by CzarChris(m): 7:06pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Dude, like seriously? Y r u here exposing your fellow guys? So not cool, how many times have you seen women expose demselves like this? Never, nada, zilch, non, zero! You can't catch a woman, you can only suspect. You hunt to catch only if you r ready for high BP. So quit this stuff, its so not cool. BTW everywoman has a different switch, just have to sense the switch-on it nd your in control, a bonafide player only has to adapt to the situation to succeed, so this ur rules got nothing on me. |
| Celebrities › Re: OJB Jezreel Needs N16m For Kidney Transplant by CzarChris(m): 10:23pm On Jun 24, 2013*. Modified: 10:58pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
foluks24: should anyone be made responsible for someone who probably is a chain smoker nd an alchoholic nd lost his kidney to dat effect.spare me nd tak d money to the moderless baby homes.wat hapened to steve kadiri d oda time,after hard earned money was contributed for d transplant he stil got himsf back to smokin and eventualy lost it.gudluck to dose who wish to sow where dey wuldnt reap.You are a very heartless and wicked person, so he smokes and drinks, so what? Those it make him anyless human? Ok i can see you are a saint with no bagge right? If you are too broke to contribute anytin meaningful, then shut da phuck up. My late dad died of chronic kidney disease and he never drank alcohol or smoked a day in his life. It was a very traumatic time for the whole family, the hiccups, cqeatinine rising levels, the urea increase in hblood because his kidney couldn't excrete it we got to a stage of 3 dialysis sections a week. I feel for his family cos i know what it's like. We sold everything we had but he still died. Nobody knows tomorrow, for all of you here judging. OJB the Lord is your strength. Plz lets do something for this guy. 1 Like |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Stunning Pictures Of Female Surfers Underwater by CzarChris(m): 11:22pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Imagine intimidasion mtcheew #dismantles my plastic table, takes the top and heads to Nembe Waterside, Borokiri# make i show this oyibos how its done. 1 Like |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Stunning Pictures Of Female Surfers Underwater by CzarChris(m): 11:22pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Imagine intimidasion mtcheew #dismantles my plastic table takes the top and heads to Nembe Waterside Borokiri# make i show this oyibos how its done. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: How Alamieyeseigha And Silva Looted Bayelsa Treasury? by CzarChris(m): 11:07pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
@op this is so so wrong and callous. Ur article reads from 2010-2012, but we all know that gej was governor of Bayelsa from 2006-2007. Haba! This attack is purely wicked propaganda. Please not all Nigerians are daft. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Before You Marry A VIRGIN by CzarChris(m): 9:16am On May 31, 2013 |
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics C1 + P = C∞ It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times. @OP Am surprised your research didn't cover the above equation, well that shows how brillant you are. Please I've got a couple of exes if you intereseted, believe you me some of your kids will look like me. So i repeat go marry a hooker!!! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by CzarChris(m): 5:56am On May 29, 2013 |
She was the most prolific sex addict i'd ever seen in my life. I taught here everything she knows about sex, but her stamina and innovation on bedmatic skills where legendry. Lawd, she was good. |
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